You Know You’re a Windlass if...

By SarahBeth Reeves

If you have hiking straps on your recliner...

You might be a Windlass!

If you scream ‘STARBOARD” at a 4-way stop...

You might be a Windlass!

If you yell “protest!” at the car that just took your parking space...

You might be a Windlass!

If you adjust your sleep number bed to a 10 degree heel...

You might be a Windlass!

If you have bruises only your gynecologist can see...

You might be a Windlass!

If you get up before dawn and dash off to the Pram Shed to get a ‘good boat’...

You might be a Windlass!

If you tell everyone that you go to Therapy every Thursday...

You might be a Windlass!

If Thursday is YOUR day

 No kids...

No husbands...

No dogs...

No appointments...

You KNOW you're a Windlass!!

You'll know you're a Windlass.....