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0:00 THEME OF SLAYER; KOREAN

0:36 Welcome to the castle super diaper cast~! 8 to 12 diapers a day for a newborn baby.

 - 1:38 the baby bathroom schedule chart. And changing diapers themselves is vastly overblown.  

 - 2:40 in the olden days men wouldnt change diapers. Sitcoms and changing diapers.

 - 3:20 cloth diapers.

 - 5:05 changing a diaper and instantly needing to change it again. Diaper combos.

 - 6:06 Dog is back in the house. Zangief met the baby. The dog keeps trying to lick the baby’s feet. The moment when the baby and the dog will have the same level of awareness

 - 8:13 english bulldogs are tolerant around babies. Pat’s worry: the baby will throw food at the dog.

 - 10:05 trapped between a dog and a baby feels good. And zangief is thin for a bulldog

 - - 12:18 Woolie can now feel his ribs when he lies down. This week is also the end of his program for diabetes.

 - - 14:04 wanting to get more tats.

WEEK OF THE BEAST LORDS

PAT

14:40 pat got to act 2 of Baldur’s gate III. Woolie on the game: The high note exit is cool. The interface being intimidating for new players. Figuring out the action economy.

 - 17:48 there are a lot of interactions and abilities, and differences on mouse and keyboard vs controller. Woolie asking about how many checks are being done for stuff like stealth and archer accuracy.

 - 21:55 the tooltips, and pat on how many interactions there are. On thinking outside the box.  

 - 24:42 moments where pat feels he was creative and moments where he feels he could have done the encounter in a more creative way.

 - 25:42 wanting hints on how to do things in different ways in-game.

 - 27:48 places where you can use the surroundings to your advantage. Different ways to do a particular encounter.

 - - 30:18 “use your brain” - pat. And on how to signpost.

 - - 32:41 take descriptions of what things do seriously.

 - - 37:06 the sturdy mechanic. Just throw it off a cliff!

 - - 39:52 woolie wanting to familiarize himself with the system. Woolie having ideas that didnt work out.

 - - 41:42 looking at your toolbox and what you can do with it. Dip weapon. Woolie recalling turn undone and rebuke undead.

 - - 44:37 pat’s current thought on the most busted thing: sanctuary + spirit guardians.

 - - 46:35 woolie wants to do a logic lab. Quick saving and quick loading.

 - - 48:36 pat wanting to go back and do it better. And no limits on how much you can save and load.  

 - 51:24 pat and finding new events to stumble on. Getting an NPC out of the ground thanks to a glitch.

 - 53:44 getting deep enough into the game and seeing a bit of how the game is made.

 - 55:45 seeing astarion. Expecting gacha hot boy. Getting tim curry in rocky horror and jareth the goblin king

 - 58:33 the first 3 party members are garbage people

 - 1:00:10 fulfilling the fantasy of thinking about doing something and actually doing it. Character traits managing

1:02:28 what’s up with AC6? And the different ACs in games.

 - 1:04:18 it is a very armored core-esque armored core game. Demon souls is a fantasy armored core. A game carried by its controls

 - 1:06:15 so no need to do the backward controller? And a traditional souls style lockon for singular targets. Soft lock for various other enemies on the stage. And hard lock can break if the enemy is fast enough

 - 1:08:40 manual aiming is in the game. Can use for sniping. And there’s PvP

 - 1:09:31 the general flow of the game. The parts seem pretty balanced.

 - 1:10:12 wondering how the PvP aspect is. No matchmaking. And most parts being sidegrades.

 - 1:12:10 bosses asking you to build specialized builds to deal with them

 - - 1:14:27 the first boss being really hard. And the level of challenge here.

 - 1:16:42 Pat’s customization. The legs determining everything about the build. No downside to buying and selling parts. And you can buy in one button to build a saved mech.

 - 1:20:54 play with your cool gunpla. And NG+ and NG++ has new stuff

 - 1:21:56 the arena and just being able to load their data so you can use their robots. You will get everything eventually.

 - 1:24:15 woolie’s planning on looking at it at some point this week.

1:25:36 blasphemous II. he loved the first game but its next to all these amazing games. So he has to move it to sunday. As with the first game, its incredible.

 - 1:26:56 the weapon you can choose from at the start. Pick from 3. All 3 have different ways to affect movement. They come with skill trees too.

 - 1:30:22 story’s still going completely over pat’s head. Game’s still glorious.  

 - 1:31:44 why’d it have to release now? Look at how many games there are this season! And lies of P is soon too!

1:33:36 the cyberpunk DLC is pretty funny. Look, there’s edgerunner’s references now! And fixing up the game with it. Will they capitalize on edgerunner content?

 - 1:37:28 pat still hasnt seen edgerunners.

WOOLIE

1:38:18 on woolieversus and woolie vs. the algorithm, FFXVI, armored core, rest of the schedule ot TBD. may look at a game, maybe not. Pat wonders if woolie will do a 2 week rotation.

 - 1:40:17 pat got a code for starfield so he’ll be doing that.

1:40:50 SPONSOR: STITCH FIX

1:45:00 SPONSOR 2: HELLO FRESH

1:48:31 SPONSOR 3: SHOPIFY

NEWS

1:51:25 Cyberpunk 2077: phantom liberty. The gamescom event happened. Well, first, apparently there’s no security on the stage. Another person has decided to just step up on the stage.

 - 1:53:56 on what actually happened. Someone went up on stage and spoke on the mic.

 - 1:55:21 now what’ll happen if this happens a 3rd time? There’s a lot of famous people there.

 - 1:57:06 pat’s “you know what they should do?” corner. Just have geoff keighley hold a gun.

 - 1:59:05 starfield’s leaked footage. The one guy that leaked the game and put it up on his site to sell. The leaker then reviewed it himself with his face on screen.

 - - 2:02:08 he got arrested. They found tons of copies. “I wasnt playing bad, I was just saying something.” Seems he worked at a warehouse.

 - - 2:05:04 reminder: dont film yourself committing crimes.

2:06:10 more footage of persona 3 reload. The game looks great. And then the battles going back to the basics of P3. why arent they just calling it persona 1 reloaded? And pat is sure they wont make tartarus more interesting. Punch mom going through the series backward and missing the QOL in the future games.

 - 2:10:50 what it’s coming out on. Seems its not coming to switch

2:11:23 tekken 8. Confirmed a lot of the leaked characters. The fake battle Hub. The single player offline battlehub.

 - 2:15:33 harada on AI being the future.

 - 2:16:45 pat: what if harada trained the AI to predict what would happen in a match, and if it failed, it’d roll back the state of the match… wouldnt that be interesting.

 - 2:18:10 the trailer showed off kuma. Kuma as the new heihachi. And Law hating rich people

 - - 2:20:10 black mirror came back. The different kinds of black mirror episodes. The episode loch henry. Talking about the episode with punch mom.

 - - 2:24:50 are conversations you have with reggie on camera on or offline?

2:25:39 zangief is the best character in the game, huh? Snake eyez is too good. Snake Eyez won against JP as zangief.

 - 2:29:22 Snake eyez cannot tell if zangief is good or bad. And what to buff zangief with. And the world tour moves.

2:31:13 sonic superstars. Surprising it hasnt been done a decade ago.

2:32:40 tennocon 2023. The next expansion shown off for warframe, and Warframe 1999. Looks a lot like dark sector. 30 minutes of soulframe preludes.

 - 2:35:41 crimson desert, the black desert guys doing a single player game

 - - 2:38:28 pat thought it’d be kingdom come: deliverance, but its really leaning into fantasy stuff

2:39:59 playstation portal. Pat calls it a 200 dollar waste of money. No cloud streaming. Runs with Wifi. says it has a battery life for PS5 controllers. Apparently the rumble drains the battery more than twice as fast.

 - 2:42:36 having a low price by stripping everything. Why bother with this when you could get a switch or a steam deck? Enjoy your playstation wii u gamepad…? Switch lite is the same price.

 - 2:44:52 who, what, and when is this for?

2:45:50 as of this week, disney VFX votes to unionize.

EMAILS

2:46:59 Emails! Send your emails to castlesuperbeastmail@gmail.com! Turns out if you yell at people they will make shorter letters

2:48:00 what song do you sing in the shower?

2:51:55 do you have any weird combos of food you eat?

3:12:23 what trait of animals can you not believe made it through natural selection?

 - 3:15:43 food that tastes good but has terrible textures like takoyaki

3:18:41 see you! Playing lots of game. Yelling works.

3:19:30 END OF PODCAST: end of theme of slayer; korean