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English translation: "ASL - 'No more mean tweets." (Satire)
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Do you know the YouTuber The News in ASL?  He always mocks President Biden and lies about him.  He says that Biden is a complete failure.  Today I will debunk those lies.  

Are you aware of the energy crisis?  Since Biden became President, gas prices have skyrocketed.  It is true that the President has limited drilling for oil and that he canceled the construction of the Keystone pipeline, which would have transported oil.  However, oil companies are actually responsible for the skyrocketing gas prices.  It might look like the President is responsible for this crisis, but I blame the oil companies.  Gas now costs $5.00 a gallon because of all the greedy oil companies.  

Another crisis we are facing is inflation, which is skyrocketing.  It is true that many workers got pay raises when Trump was President, due to his tax cuts.  However, Biden is actually responsible for those raises.  Do you remember the Democrats demanding a $15.00 an hour minimum wage?  Democrats planned to raise the minimum wage to drive small businesses out of business.  They would be unable to pay their workers.  If people do not have jobs, they depend on the government.  They become slaves of the government.  

The stock market has been doing well.  The numbers have been going up.  Biden is responsible for this.  Ignore Trump’s tax cuts. However, now that the stock market is declining, Russia’s president is responsible.  

Do you remember when people pushed for defunding the police?  That demand was made by Republicans and conservatives.  Democrats said that the police needed more funding.  Still, Republicans defunded them.  Biden pushed for increased police funding. When Republicans defunded the police, crime skyrocketed.  

Now I will talk about the southern border.  It is true that Kamala Harris is in charge of bringing illegal immigration under control.  Understand, though, that this task requires hard work.  What is important is that Kamala Harris is the first black, female vice president.  She should not be expected to do any actual work.  Also, if Biden leaves office, Kamala Harris will become the first black, female President.  Just ignore Kamala Harris’ incompetence.  

It is true that the middle class is in decline.  Still, Biden and the Democrats feel sorry for the middle class.  It does not matter that people’s lives are not getting better.  That empathy is what is important.  

It is true that now, America is in chaos.  However, the important thing is, “No more mean tweets.”  The YouTuber, The News in ASL is wrong.