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English translation: "ASL - The "Pelosi" and "Pencil" Acts
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Do you know Senator Josh Hawley?  He is a US Senator for Missouri.  Recently, Senator Hawley proposed a bill.  

Do you know California Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi?  She became rich through she and her husband trading stocks, but Congresswoman Pelosi knew about information about businesses before other people.  The Congresswoman and her husband used that information to sell stocks if a business’ stock price was predicted to go down and to buy stocks if their secret information said stock prices were going to go up.  That’s illegal, but they got rich that way.  

Senator Josh Hawley proposed a bill to ban members of Congress from trading stocks.  The bill is called the PELOSI Act, which stands for Prevent Elected Officials from Owning Securities and Investments Act.  

The Senator picked that name to troll Congresswoman Pelosi.  If Pelosi doesn’t support the bill, it means she is corrupt.  

In another report, do you know Congressman Matt Gaetz and Congressman Adam Schiff?  Schiff investigated Trump and had Trump successfully impeached.  Previously, Schiff had access to classified information.  In 2023, House Republicans removed Schiff from the Intelligence Committee, but he can still access classified information.  

A proposed bill would ban giving classified information to Schiff.  Schiff and other Democrats are complaining about this.  Several times, though, Schiff has leaked classified information.  We should ban him from getting classified information.  

Now for the funny part.  The bill is called the Pencil Act.  When Trump was President, he called Adam Schiff “Pencil Neck,” because of Schiff’s thin neck.  The Pencil Act’s name means, “Prevent Extreme Negligence with Classified Information Licenses, abbreviated “PENCIL.”