The Original

I have eaten

the plums

that were in

the icebox

And which

you were probably

saving for breakfast

Forgive me

they were

delicious

so sweet

and so cold

My Parody

I have stolen

the ship

that was in the harbour

and which

you were

probably

using to catch your lunch

forgive me

it was  

sleek

so shiny

and so colourful