Rebekka Broyles

Ivy Estes

Annabel Marshall

Marian Navarro

Kierstin Wilkins

4th Period

SCRIPT

Bekka: Good afternoon, San Antonio! This is Bamik news. I’m Ben Dathers.

Ivy: I’m Wanda Honkrite.

Kierstin: And I’m hungry.

Ivy and Bekka: *laugh*

Bekka: That's right! Starting today off with our cooking segment, we have special guest and world renowned baker, Mora Sugar!

Kierstin: Thank you, Ben. Today we will be making the one and only gourmet Heart Attack cupcakes. First, let’s get out all of our ingredients. Flour, eggs, vanilla, sugar, high fructose corn syrup, corn starch, powdered sugar, brown sugar, citric acid, a stick of butter, and don’t forget the icing *pulls out tub of crisco*. While I prep the icing, could you guys mix together the ingredients? *gets giant scoops of crisco and puts them into icing bag with tip*

Ivy: Of course!

Bekka and Ivy: *pour stuff in bowl while bantering*

Bekka: You know, I used to be a pretty good chef back in the day.

Ivy: Oh, really? Are you going to show off some of your sweet skills today?

Bekka: *laughs* Oh, Wanda. *mixes stuff in bowl*

Kierstin: Looking good, guys.

Ivy: It’s all Ben. I hardly know how to make toast, much less how to make cupcakes

Bekka: You’re doing great, Wanda. *finishes stirring*

Kierstin: I’m going to put these cupcakes in the oven for now. When they’re finished baking, I’ll be back to help you guys put on the icing.

Bekka: Thank you, Mora Sugar. We’ll see you again in a little while.

Kierstin: *takes bowl of ingredients and exits*

Ivy: It must be a crime to be that good of a baker, Ben!

Bekka: You are too kind! In all seriousness, we have just received the most up to date news concerning a string of actual crimes that have been plaguing Communications Arts High School. We’re sending you to Bridget Wilson for the latest.

*Lights turn off and the video starts. While it is playing, Kierstin and Marian walk in and sit at the two chairs next to the anchor table. Kierstin walks in first and sits in the chair closest to the anchors and Marian walks behind her and sits in the chair next to Kierstin.*

Kierstin: Thank you, Ben. I am currently at the scene of the latest crime in a string of locker associated thefts. A suspect has just been found and arrested, but has chosen not to speak to the press, and what *gestures to torn up lockers beside her* you are now are just a few of the 43 recently robbed and vandalized lockers. The crimes began roughly 12 weeks ago, when a student named Ilene’s decorations were stolen. We will bring you an interview with Ilene right now.

*Ivy walks into camera range*

Kierstin: So, Ilene, what exactly was stolen from you and how did that make you feel?

Ivy: The handmade paper hearts stolen were from my locker and it made me confused because who would do something like this? It doesn’t make any sense.

Kierstin: That is the question--who would do something like this? As I said before, a suspect has been found, but due to the sheer number and varying severity of the thefts, administration is theorizing that there is more than one thief. We will keep you posted on any new developments. Back to you, Ben.

*The video ends here. Lights turn on and the focus goes back to anchors. Slide with number appears on screen behind Bekka.*

Bekka: Thank you, Bridget. We just want to remind our viewers at home that if you or a loved one believe that you’re a victim of locker theft or vandalization, call 210-LOC-STOP. This number should also be called if you see a locker robbery taking place. And remember--never give out your combination to anyone! Staying safe is important!

Ivy: That’s right! Along with staying safe, today we are bringing you an interview with an easy tip to stay healthy!

*While Bekka interviews Kierstin and Marian, Annabel pretends to put makeup powder on Ivy’s face*

Bekka: Up next is our health segment, “Better for Your Health, Better for You!” I have with me an unlikely pair of best friends to testify the advantages of water. One drinks 8 glasses a day, while the other is too lazy to even fill a cup of water. Here they are!

Kierstin: *gives Bekka a ‘one moment’ gesture while she drinks out of a bottle where you can obviously see the label. says ‘ahhhhhh’ really refreshed* Hi, I'm Rachel and I think that drinking water is the key to a happy and healthy lifestyle.

Marian: *looks tired* My name is Bella and I’m fine. In fact, I probably have more energy than Rachel. I’m her best friend and oh my gosh the amount of times in one day that she has to go out of her way to use the restroom is insane. I’m exhausted just watching her walk around so much.

Kierstin: You’re exhausted just existing, though, so that’s not very fair.

Bekka: *very seriously and loudly* Burn!

Kierstin: Good thing I can run that burn under my…water.

Marian: That doesn’t even make sense.

Kierstin: Neither does ignoring the obvious benefits of water. I’m so happy, healthy, and strong all the time. It’s great!

Bekka: That's great! I, for one, love Ozarka water. *Kierstin and Bekka both drink from Ozarka bottles as Marian sits there*

Marian: If you’re so strong all the time, why can’t you resist the pull of product placement?

Kierstin: I think you could really use some water, Bella. The ratio of salt to water in your blood seems extremely high right now.

Marian: *looks into audience like she’s on the office*

Bekka: Oooo, nice one. Scientifically speaking, water definitely does have advantages. Seventy percent of your body is made of water, so maintaining that fluid balance is key to getting a good flow of nutrients to your whole body. It can also lead to clearer skin.

Kierstin: If only Bella had clear enough foresight to see these benefits.

Marian: Excuse you.

Bekka: Additionally, if you’re trying to lose weight at home, drinking water can make you feel fuller and consume less calories. In general, drinking water can give you more energy faster. Rachel and Bella are proof of that!

Marian: It’s true. I am walking exhaustion.

Bekka: No one wants to be a Bella! Try drinking more water because if it’s better for your health, it’s better for you. Thank you for joining us today, Rachel and Bella.

Kierstin: No problem, Ben!

*Kierstin and Marian stand up from chairs and exit*

Ivy: *laughs* I remember being just like Bella in my youth. Tired, sarcastic, lazy; ah, those were the days. Moving on, our next segment has never been done here on Bamik News,  mainly due to the dangers and repercussions that come along with it, but we show what the viewers want to see. So, ladies and gentlemen, hang onto your seats as we explore…teenagers in their natural habitats with Linda Bolt.

Marian: Thank you, Wanda. First, we’ll dive into the sleeping habits of these strange creatures. Oh look, here's one now. *camera follows interviewer and shows Bekka asleep and snoring on a table*

Marian: It seems to me like teens sleep quite an awful lot and can become violent and irritable when even slightly disturbed. *pokes Bekka*

Bekka: *groans*

Marian: You see? Teens also spend an incredible amount of time on their phones and can show signs of aggression if they’re being taken away.

*Kierstin is texting and playing on her phone. Marian takes away phone*

Kierstin: WHAT THE HECK MAN?!?

*Camera angle switches to show Marian and Kierstin sitting at a table. Kierstin is eating chips.*

Marian: Next we have their eating patterns. Teens have vacuum cleaner like stomachs and will devour almost any food put in the front of them, especially food with poor nutritional value such as chips and soda. They raid kitchens and cafeterias to find their precious snacks, letting nothing come between them and their snack.

*Marian takes one of Kierstin’s chips and Kierstin screams in anger*

Marian: *points to Kierstin* She’s violent.

Marian: Lastly, and certainly the most terrifying aspect of the teenage human, is mating between the male and the female. It's unlike anything I've ever seen. So little communication happens between the two, but yet the results appear to be effective. Come look.

*Marian runs behind bushes and camera follows as we see Annabel and Bekka*

Bekka: *Walks up to Annabel* Hey, what's up?

Annabel:  Nothing much.

Bekka: Same. Got a kik?

Annabel:  FrappucinoStarbucksDisneyGirl.

Bekka: Cool. I'll hit you up sometime.

Annabel: *Annabel walks away, then squeals and jumps.*

Marian: *stands* I have no idea how or why this works. But then again, the teenage human frightens and confuses me, so I don't really wanna find out. It was quite the experience to observe them, and I hope this demonstrates to everyone out there just how strange the teenage humans really are. Back to you, Wanda.

*video ends and lights turn back on*

Ivy: It was so interesting to see how the elusive teenager behaves on a regular basis. A round of applause to Linda Bolt for being brave enough to explore the realm of teenagers. Thank goodness she wasn't hurt in the process; those teens really are protective of their phones....and their food!

Bekka: Speaking of protectiveness, does everyone remember Porky, the heroic pig, who saved hundreds of people in a burning apartment complex last year?

Ivy: Of course! That’s my favorite “evergreen” story!

Bekka: Well you’re in luck! Our live, on the scene, newscaster has prepared an update for that story! Here she is now, Bridget Wilson.

Kierstin: *Standing in front of the board with a drawing of an apartment complex with a human and pig standing next to it* Thanks, Ben. Last year, a room in Heartfelt Apartments on the west side caught fire. Fortunately, no one was harmed in the blaze--all thanks to a pig named Porky. When a curtain in the kitchen caught fire from an oven that had mistakenly been left on, Porky ran as fast as his stubby little legs could carry him into his owner, Heather Humer’s room and squealed his little heart out until Heather awoke. The pair ran through the fire escape to the front lawn, where she--the human, not the pig--dialed 911. Firetrucks arrived quickly and the fire was able to be put out with minimal damage to the room and zero casualties. Pets aren’t technically permitted in Heartfelt Apartments, but since Porky had heroically saved the lives of hundreds of people, the pig had been granted a complimentary room key. We received an update on this story this morning-- Porky and Heather are still doing great! Back to you, Ben.

Bekka: Aw, I’m glad our favorite hero is doing well!

Ivy: Speaking of heroes, after its stunning debut in 2004, Pixar has finally made a sequel to their beloved movie, The Un-Incredibles! Everyone remembers their favorite incompetent family of misfit superheroes, whose only powers seem to be the lack thereof.

Bekka: That’s right, the The Un-Incredibles 2 is finally coming to theaters near you! Here’s an exclusive glimpse at this upcoming movie.

*turn off lights as video plays behind anchors*

Elastigirl & Mr. Incredible

*Ivy standing in front of Bekka*

Ivy: You gotta be more...*runs around Bekka, crawls between her legs, pushes her shoulder down and steps over shoulder then pulls her back up*

Ivy: Flexible. *waggles fingers in Bekka’s face*

Mr. Incredible

*Bekka attempts to lift a table but can’t. Wipes off sweaty brow*

Dash and Violet

*Kierstin and Marian rush into the camera shot*

Kierstin: Oh no! The bad guys are coming--we need to hide!

Marian: It’s okay--we have my invisibility. *pulls towel over them*

*Bekka runs into shot*

Bekka: *looks around* Where are they?

*Marian pulls towel off of herself and Kierstin*

Marian: Oh, no! My invisibility!

Kierstin: It’s okay, because I’m Dash, remember, and I can run really fast. Run! *runs slowly away & camera follows her movement*

Conclusion

*Camera moves along row as family unbuttons shirts to reveal Un-Incredible shirts and Marian narrates. Kierstin fumbles with button.*

Marian, as Narrator: More action. More comedy. The Un-incredibles 2 is the best movie of the year! Helps entertain kids and parents. There’s no other movie like it! 99% of people love it! Wanna see how this action-packed movie unfolds? Treat yourself because you deserve it. This movie’s taking this country by storm… sort of. *zoom out to show everyone posing with Un-Incredible shirts*

*Lights turn on, and focus goes back to anchors.*

Bekka: Wow, I can’t wait to take my kids to see that movie this summer!

Ivy: Same here. The theater is my kids’ favorite summer pastime.

Bekka: My family’s the same way. We also love to drink Sweet Leaf Sweet Tea to cool off on hot summer days.

Ivy: Oh, that’s my favorite brand of tea! *holds up Sweet Leaf Sweet Tea bottle for audience to see and smiles*  It really reminds you of all the sweet moments in life.

Bekka: I agree. Stay tuned because after this brief commercial break, we’ll be telling you the latest on weather and sports--you don’t want to miss it!

*Lights go off and commercial is played on screen* *Commercial opens to Marian sitting against locker with head in hands. Annabel comes up, sets backpack down by her, sits by her, and nudges her with elbow.*

Annabel: Hey, what’s wrong?

Marian: Nothing, it’s just…Brent broke up with me. I know it shouldn’t matter, but it just hurts so much, y’know? *puts head in hands*

Annabel: *rummages in bag & pulls out two bottles of Sweet Leaf sweet tea. Hands one to Marian* Emma, you’re an amazing girl. If he doesn’t see that, then he doesn’t deserve you.

Marian: *smiles and takes the bottle of sweet tea offered to her*

Annabel: Come on. *stands and helps Marian to her feet*

*Marian and Annabel walk down hallway w/arms across shoulders as Sweet Leaf Sweet Tea brand & logo flash across screen*

Bekka: Hellooo, everyone, and welcome back to Bamik News! Wendy Wedder, our local weather girl, is here to tell you what she’ll be bringing to us in the forecast.

Annabel: Thank ya, Ben. As you can see, today the weather is ok, I guess. I’m not sure. I’m not really a meteorologist. Bob, in the back? Yeah, he actually got his degree in meteorology. But hey, who cares?  I’ve got the clever name and I look great in this robe. *strikes godly pose in robe*

Annabel: Anyway, I’m bringing a low pressure system into town, so grab your umbrellas because I'll be makin' it rain *dishes out paper rain drops like money "making it rain"* Or not. This is Texas, so you’ll probably only need it for about five minutes. I’m really sorry about the rain guys, but I gotta do what I gotta do. If you see any pretty clouds or rain, take pictures and send them to us at (210)-GOD-WTHR. Now let’s return to our favorite local news anchors, Ben and Wanda!

Ivy: Thank you for that delightful weather report, Wendy, although I wish you would shine some sun on us. Next up, we’ve got breaking news from FloorMart: citizens and workers are currently gathered outside the establishment to protest against the low employee pay. We’re bringing you straight to the action with our on-the-scene reporter, Sadie Buric. *Lights turn off and video on screen plays*

Annabel: Good afternoon, Wanda. Ah, yes, I’m here standing outside FloorMart, where workers and citizens alike are protesting against what they claim as unfairly low wages. I’m here with Fay,*gestures behind her* a worker from FloorMart. Now, Fay--*looks beside her to see Bekka, Marian, and Kierstin picking up picket signs and leaving* Wait, where are you going?

Kierstin: Well, all the news teams are gone, so there’s no reason to stick around. We’ve already been featured on TV.

Annabel: Not all the news teams have left! Bamik is still here! We have a camera and mics!

Kierstin: ...oh. Come back, guys. *Gestures to Alyssa and Bekka. They run back behind Annabel and resume protesting (waving signs) while Kierstin stands beside Annabel.*

Annabel: Alright Fay, so why are you here protesting?

Kierstin: Well, I’m trying to make my way through college on minimum wage, and $7.50 an hour is not enough to pay for everything. I know others are struggling to provide for themselves with this little amount of pay. *Bekka and Alyssa are in the backdrop, trying to get their signs seen* Uh, people are so keen to say that minimum wage workers don’t deserve more, but then they demand our services whenever they walk into FloorMart. It doesn’t make any sense. An hourly pay of $7.50 is not at all acceptable.

Annabel: Thank you, Fay, for giving your strong opinion on this.

*Kierstin nods and walks away. Alyssa and Bekka pick up picket signs and follow Kierstin out of camera range.*

Annabel: Now viewers at home, if you’re interested in this at all, please come out and lend your support. Back to you, Wanda.

*Video ends. Lights turn back on and focus returns to anchors*

Ivy: Thank you, Sadie. If you’re interested in this cause, you can join them in their peaceful protest right outside of FloorMart on Stage Avenue. That is, if they're even still around later.

Bekka: Hopefully they’ll be there. Speaking of being there, how are the Spurs doing, Shakalaka?

Marian: Well, Ben, as of Saturday, May 2, the San Antonio Spurs are officially not there, if by “there” you mean the NBA playoffs. After a devastating loss to the Los Angeles Clippers, they are out of the finals. With ten seconds left in the game, the Clippers made a basket that put them ahead two points and prevented the Spurs from advancing further. This loss left many San Antonians heart broken.....or maybe it was just me.

Marian: *starts getting slightly distressed* I mean, they went to the playoffs last year and won the championship, so the race for seis was on, but now it's not. It's all because those refs apparently can't see. I mean, they couldn't make a call to save their lives, even though there were OBVIOUS fouls from that tall bald guy. But nope. Not one foul called.

Marian: *gets more distressed and talks faster* And it's not like I hid in my pantry after the game was over and cried or anything. It's not like this game SHATTERED my heart into one million little pieces that cannot be put back together. That never happened. And of course I'm not bitter…I am not bitter.*takes a deep breath*

Marian: But, I mean, who even likes the Los Angeles Clippers?!? Like, why did they win? Why is life being cruel? Hmmm? My Spurs are AMAZING. AH-MAZ-ING. And I am so upset that they're not moving on, and I feel like I can't function without them in my life and…

Ivy: Uh, Shakalaka? Remember what we talked about?

Marian: *takes in a big deep breath* Right, sorry. It's not like you care that my life is falling apart or anything. Anyway, it looks like I'm not the only one that's had problems recently. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has been suspended for four games after the Patriots were suspected of purposely deflating footballs to give themselves an advantage on their journey to the Super Bowl. Which they won, if I recall correctly. Seems to me like there's a pattern here, don't you think, people? The right teams aren't winning and you know who I blame? You want to know who I blame for all this madness? Society, that who I blame. *takes a deep breath and looks at the audience, upset*

Marian: Well, I'm done for the day. Tune in tomorrow for some more top notch sports reports. Back to you, Wanda.

Ivy: Basketball is such a great sport. It’s a shame the Spurs lost.

Bekka: Didn’t you play basketball back in high school?

Ivy: Me? Basketball? *chuckles* No way! I’d be tripping all over the court! Sports aren’t exactly my forte.

Bekka: *laughs* While you may not be great at sports, I can tell by that delicious smell that you're definitely an excellent baker. Let’s check out those freshly baked cupcakes. Mora?

Kierstin: *carrying out tray of unfrosted cupcakes* Hey Ben, great to be back. I just took the cupcakes out of the oven and they look great! You guys ready to put on the icing?

Bekka and Ivy: Yeah!

Ivy: I’m excited! I’ve never iced cupcakes before.

Kierstin: Then I’ll show you first. *demonstrates*Just hold the icing bag at a 45 degree angle and slowly circle the icing onto the cupcake.

Ivy: *does it perfectly*

Bekka: Wow Wanda- you’re a natural! *ices cupcake*

Kierstin: Once you’ve iced the cupcake, you’re done. Tada: you’ve made your very own Heart Attack cupcake! Enjoy.

Bekka: *Bites into crisco iced cupcake and coughs in disgust* Um...delicious.

Ivy: *grimaces at cupcake and holds it at arm’s length* Well, thanks, Mora, for giving us tips on how to make these scrumptious and 100% real cupcakes.

Bekka: And thank you, America, for tuning into Bamik news.

Ivy: Be sure to check out our Facebook, “Wanda Honkrite and Ben Dathers.”

Bekka:  Follow me on twitter at “BenDathersBeanCounting”.

Ivy: Like my pictures on Instagram at “bepartofthefamily”.

Bekka: That’s all the news for today. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for more infotaining news you don’t want to miss! *Ivy and Bekka wave to the audience*