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For all the questions, please use whatever definitions you feel best suit your personal situation. The only required questions are age, gender, and the two about ethnicity, so skip any that make you uncomfortable. And, of course, it's anonymous.
Oh and turn back now if you have a problem with swearing (or are at work!)
So, first off, what sort of manboobzer are you? Please feel free to continue with my little survey regardless of whether you've been here forever, or found this while lurking! (Delurk! We have a Welcome Package! There are cupcakes...)
Regular
Semi-Regular
Irregular poster
Recent Delurker
Lurker
What is your age?
Under 20
20-24
25-29
30-34
35-39
40-44
45-49
50-54
55-59
60-64
65-69
70-74
75-80
80+
What sort of environment do you live in?
Rural
Semi-rural
Suburban
Urban
Other
What's the highest level of education you've completed?
Primary
Secondary
Tertiary // College // University
Graduate School
Doctorate
What is your employment status?
Active Military
Currently a Stay-at-Home Parent
Disabled (expanded on next page)
Employed
Retired
Student
Unemployed
Which Socio-economic class best describes your current/recent situation? Definitions are directly below the question but please don't rely solely on the income part of the definitions.
Upper Class
Upper Middle Class
Middle Class
Working Class
Lower Class
Edit -- I borked the radio buttons and forgot working poor, as I can't add it now, if that fits you, check whichever fits best (probably either working class of lower class). Sorry!
All monetary amounts in USD, and definitions are combination of Dennis Gilbert, 2002; William Thompson & Joseph Hickey, 2005; Leonard Beeghley, 2004.
Upper Class -- Top-level executives, high-rung politicians, celebrities, heirs. Ivy League education common; income of $500,000+ common.
Upper Middle Class -- Highly-educated (often with graduate degrees), most commonly salaried, professionals and middle management with large work autonomy. Household incomes varying from the high 5-figure range to commonly above $100,000.
Middle Class -- College-educated workers with considerably higher-than-average incomes and compensation. Semi-professionals and craftsmen with some work autonomy and a roughly average standard of living. Most have some college education and are white-collar. Incomes commonly range from $35,000 to $75,000.
Working Class -- Clerical and most blue-collar workers whose work is highly routinized, often have low job security. Standard of living varies depending on number of income earners, but is commonly just adequate; common household incomes range from $16,000 to $30,000. High school education.
Working Poor -- Service, low-rung clerical and some blue-collar workers. High economic insecurity and risk of poverty. Some high school education. Poverty line.
Lower Class -- Those who occupy poorly-paid positions, limited or no participation in labor force or rely on government transfers. Some high school education. Income below poverty line.
What is your gender?
Cis Man
Cis Woman
Trans* Man
Trans* Woman
Intersex
Non-Binary
Other
If you answered Trans* Man, Trans* Woman, Intersex, Non-Binary or Other, do any of the following terms describe you?
Agender
Androgyne
Bigender
Genderfluid
Genderfuck
Genderqueer
Neutrois
Non-Binary Butch
Non-Binary Femme
Omnigender
Third Gender
Other non-binary
Other binary
If you answered Trans* Man, Trans* Woman, Intersex, Non-Binary or Other, do any of the following region specific gender terms describe you?
Acault (Burma)
Akava'ine (Cook Islands)
Bacchá (Central Asia)
Evening people (India)
Fakaleiti (Tonga)
Fa'afafine (Samoa)
Femminiello (Neopolitan)
Hijira (Indian Subcontinent)
Kathoey (Thailand)
Khanith (Arabia)
Köçek (Turkey)
Mahu Wahine (Hawaii)
Meinmasha (Burma)
Meti (Nepal)
Maknyah (Malaysia)
Muxe (Mexico)
Newhalf (Japan)
Nyuuhaafu (Japan)
Sworn Virgin (Balkans)
Do you consider yourself to be...
Cis
Trans*
Neither
Other
What is your ethnicity?
African -- North African
African -- South African
Asian -- East Asian
Asian -- South Asian
Asian -- all others
Black -- Caribbean
Black -- all others
Cajun
Hispanic -- white
Hispanic -- Caribbean
Hispanic -- Mexican
Hispanic -- Central American (non-Mexican)
Hispanic -- South American
Hispanic -- European
Hispanic -- all others
Indian
Latin@
Middle Eastern
Native American -- North America
Native American -- South America
Pacific Islander (including indigenous Australian)
White -- European
White -- all others
Multiracial -- white
Multiracial -- PoC
Other Indigenous
Other
For the sake of comparing this to the r/mr survey that prompted it, of the following ethnic categories, which best describes you?
White
Black
Hispanic
Asian
Other
Other Stuff
Because this got long.
Please feel free to use the terms however the apply to you, e.g. none of Brennan's "have to be a cis woman to be a lesbian" shit.
And please save the hypergamous for the last question! Don't want you smarty pantses messing up my Super Serious Data!
Which of the following apply to your sexuality // sexual orientation?
Gay or Lesbian
Bisexual, Pansexual or Omnisexual
Heterosexual
Monogamous
Polyamorous or Polygamous
Other Queer
Asexual -- no romantic interest
Asexual -- limited romantic interest
Asexual -- romantic interest
Demisexual
Grey A
Interested only in your partner
Practitioner of BDSM
Technosexual -- prefer sex toys
None of the above
All the things that don't fit in the other boxes go here, sorry!
Relationship status:
Single, open to the possibility
Single, looking
Single, not looking
In a monogamous relationship
In a non-monogamous relationship
In an open relationship
Other
Are you...
| Strongly Disagree | Disagree | Sort of Disagree | Neither Agree Nor Disagree | Sort of Agree | Agree | Strongly Agree |
Political |
Would you call your political views any of the following?
Anarchism
Black Power
Capitalism
Classical Liberalism
Democratic Socialism
Elitism
Fascism
Fiscal Conservatism
Green Democratism
Libertarianism
Maoism
Marxism-Lenonism // MLM
Militarism
Monarchism
Neo-nationalism
(Neo) Nazism
Orthodox Marxism
Pirate Party
Populism
Social Conservatism
Social Democratism
Theocratism
Third Positionism
Totalitarianism
White Nationalism
Other Authoritarianism
Other Environmentalism
Other Non-Authoritarianism
Other racially nationalist parties
Other Socialism
Other US conservative
Other US liberal
Other
None of the above
Are you disabled? Please use whatever definition fits your situation; as a guide, if it impacts your life, check yes.
No
Yes, physical disablity
Yes, mental disablity
Yes, other disability
If you're disabled, is your disability (or your disabilities) visible or invisible? That is, can other people tell you're disabled by looking at you?
Invisible
Depends on the day/time/activity
Visible
Other
What is the impact of your disability(es) on your life? (Note good/bad day can be week/month/whatever time frame fits)
| Very Insignificant | Insignificant | Neutral | Significant | Very Significant |
On a good day | |||||
On average | |||||
On a bad day |
Once you answer the top two questions, if you know what you're looking for, I highly suggest you make use of your browser's search feature!
Are you...
| Strongly Disagree | Disagree | Sort of Disagree | Neither Agree Nor Disagree | Sort of Agree | Agree | Strongly Agree |
Religious |
Were you raised with religion?
Yes
No
Was the religion you were raised in different from your current religion? If so, you can select which religion you were raised in on the next page.
Yes it was different
No it was the same
Was not raised with religion
How significant was the affect of your religious upbringing on your personal values and beliefs?
1 -- no affect
2 -- mild affect
3 -- moderate affect
4 -- strong affect
5 -- absolute affect
Notes: There are subcategories for most options below, so just pick whichever fits best or scroll/search to find which category you need.
I tried listing aboriginal and indigenous religions where I could find information on them, but apparently the records on such things tend to suck. Go figure.
Of these religions, which best describes your beliefs?
African Traditional & Disapora
Buddism
Christianity
Hinduism
Islam
Judaism
Non-religious // Secular
Oceania/Pacific Aboriginal
Other religious
Pagan & Left Hand Religions
Parody & Mock Religions
Religions of American Indigenous peoples
African Traditional & Diaspora Religions
Please select whichever apply.
Akamba mythology
Akan
Bushongo mythology
Candomble
Dahomey // Fon mythology
Dinka
Lotuko mythology
Lozi mythology
Lugbara mythology
Malagasy mythology
Mande
Masai mythology
Mbuti mythology
Nteje
Odinani
Saan
Santeria // Ab'orisha
Sereer
Shango
Traditional Berber
Tumbuka mythology
Vodoun
Yoruba religion
Zulu mythology
Other Traditional African Religions
Buddhism
Please select whichever apply.
Aum Shinrikyo
Diamond Way
Humanistic Buddhism
Mahāyāna
New Kadampa Tradition
Shambhala Buddism
Share International
Theravada
Tibetan
Triratna Buddhist Community
True Buddha School
Vajrayāna
Vipassana movement
Other Buddhist
Christianity
Please select whichever apply.
Africian Indepentant Churches
the Aglipayan Church
Amish
Anglican
Armenian Apostolic
Assemblies of God
Baptist
Calvary Chapel
Catholic -- Liberation theology
Catholic -- Mainstream European
Catholic -- Mainstream US
Catholic -- Sub-Saharan Africa
Catholic -- South or Central American
Catholic -- all others
Christadelphian
Christian Science
the Community of Christ
the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormon)
Coptic Christian
Eastern Orthodox Churches
Ethiopian Othrodox
Evangelicals
Iglesia ni Cristo
Jehovah's Witness
the Local Church
Lutheran
Methodist
Monophysite
Nestorian
the New Apostolic Church
Pentecostal
Plymouth Bretheren
Presbyterian
Quakers
the Salvation Army
Seventh-Day Adventist
Shaker
Stone-Campbell Chuches (general)
Stone-Campbell Chuches (Disciples of Christ)
Stone-Campbell Chuches (Churches of Chirst)
Stone-Campbell Chuches (Christian Church and Churches of Christ)
Stone-Campbell Chuches (International Church of Christ)
Uniate churches
United Church of Christ/Congregationalists
the Unity Church
Universal Church of the Kingdom of God
Vineyard curches
Other Christian
Islam
Please select whichever apply.
Ahl-e Haqq
Ahle Qur'an
Ahmadiyya
Druze
Hanafi
Hanbali
Ibadi
Ismaili
Jafari
Lahore Ahmadiyya Movement
Mahdavism
Maliki
Nation of Islam
Quranism
Shafi'i
Shi'ite -- general
Sufi -- general
Sunni -- general
Tolu-e-Islam
United Submitters International
Zaidi
Zikri
Other Islam
Judaism
Please select whichever apply.
Alternative Judaism
Classical Reform
Conservative
Falasha
Hasidic
Haymanot
Karaite
Humanistic
Jewish Renewal
Jewish Science
Masorti
Neolog
Orthodox
Reconstructionalist
Reform
Samaritan
Other Judaism
Religions of American Indigenous peoples
Please select whichever apply.
Abenaki mythology
Anishinaabe traditional beliefs
Aztec
Blackfoot mythology
Cherokee
Choctaw mythology
Cree mythology
Creek mythology
Crow mythology
Diné Bahaneʼ
Guarani
Haida mythology
Ho-Chunk mythology
Hopi mythology
Huron mythology
Incan
Iroquois mythology
Inuit mythology
Kardecian groups
Kwakiutl mythology
Lakota mythology
Leni Lenape mythology
Lummi
Mapuche
Maya
Miwok mythology
Nootka mythology
Ohlone mythology
Pawnee mythology
Salish mythology
Seneca mythology
Tsimshian mythology
Umbanda
Ute mythology
Pomo mythology
Zuni mythology
Spiritism
Other indigenious religions
Oceania/Pacific Aboriginal Religions
Please select whichever apply.
Australian Aboriginal mythology
Balinese mythology
Hawaiian mythology
Javanese beliefs
Melanesian mythology
Micronesian mythology -- Modekngi
Micronesian mythology -- Nauruan indigenous religion
Micronesian mythology -- other
Philippine mythology -- Anito
Philippine mythology -- Gabâ
Philippine mythology -- Kulam
Philippine mythology -- other
Polynesian mythology
Maori mythology and religion
Rapa Nui mythology -- Moai
Rapa Nui mythology -- Tangata Manu
Rapa Nui mythology -- other
Other Oceania/Pacific Aboriginal Religions
Non-Religious // Secular
Please select whichever apply.
Agnostic
Atheist
Non-Religious
Non-Religious Theist
Secular Humanist
Transhumanist
Other
Other Religions
Please select whichever apply.
Baha'i
Bon
Cao Đài
Cheondogyo
Chinese Traditional Religions
Confucianism
Deism
Estonian mythology
Falun Dafa // Falun Gong
Gnostic
Hungarian folklore
Jainism -- Digambara sects
Jainism -- Svetambara sects
Jainism -- other
Junche
Korean shamanism
Koshintō
Mandaeism
Mari Traditional Religion
Mun (Lepcha)
Naturalistic pantheism
Noahidism
PL Kyodan
Raëlism
Rastafarianism
Roma
Sami shamanism
Scientology
Sei-No-Ie
Shinshūkyō
Shinto
Sikhism
Siberian shamanism
Slavic Vedism
Tengrism
Tenrikyo
Unitarian-Universalism
Wonbulgyo
Yazdânism
Zoroastrianism
All other religions
Pagan & "Left hand" Religions
Please select whichever apply.
Adonism
Ásatrú
Baltic Neopaganism
Celtic Neopaganism
Ceremonial magic
Chaos magic
Church of All Worlds
Church of Aphrodite
Demonolatry
Discordianism
Eckankar
Enochian magic
Feraferia
Finnish paganism
Forn Siðr
Goetic magic
Hellenic Polytheistic Reconstructionism
Kemetism // Egyptian neopaganism
Kulam
Luciferianism
Neo-Druidism
Neo-völkisch movements
Neoshamanism
Odinism
Reformed Druids of North America
Roman polytheistic reconstructionism
Rosicrucianism
Satanism
Seiðr
Semitic Neopaganism
Setianism
Slavic Neopaganism
Stregheria
Taaraism
Technopaganism
Thelema
Theodism
Theosophy
Urglaawe
Vattisen Yaly
Wicca
Wotanism
Other
Other pagan or neopagan
Parody & Mock Religions
Please select whichever apply.
Banjo the Clown
Basement Cat
Butter Boy (comic strip)
Church of Euthanasia
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism)
Church of the SubGenius
Ceiling Cat
Dudeism
The Great Furred Ones
Iglesia Maradoniana
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Kibology
Landover Baptist Church
Last Thursdayism
Other parody or mock religion
Religious Upbringing
If you were raised in a different religion than your current religion, please answer a couple more questions.
Of these religions, which best describes the beliefs you were raised with?
African Traditional & Disapora
Buddism
Christianity
Hinduism
Islam
Judaism
Non-religious // Secular
Oceania/Pacific Aboriginal
Other religious
Pagan & Left Hand Religions
Parody & Mock Religions
Religions of American Indigenous peoples
African Traditional & Disapora
Please select whichever apply.
Akamba mythology
Akan
Bushongo mythology
Candomble
Dahomey // Fon mythology
Dinka
Lotuko mythology
Lozi mythology
Lugbara mythology
Malagasy mythology
Mande
Masai mythology
Mbuti mythology
Nteje
Odinani
Saan
Santeria // Ab'orisha
Sereer
Shango
Traditional Berber
Tumbuka mythology
Vodoun
Yoruba religion
Zulu mythology
Other Traditional African Religions
Buddhism
Please select whichever apply.
Aum Shinrikyo
Diamond Way
Humanistic Buddhism
Mahāyāna
New Kadampa Tradition
Shambhala Buddism
Share International
Theravada
Tibetan
Triratna Buddhist Community
True Buddha School
Vajrayāna
Vipassana movement
Other Buddhist
Christian
Please select whichever apply.
Africian Indepentant Churches
the Aglipayan Church
Amish
Anglican
Armenian Apostolic
Assemblies of God
Baptist
Calvary Chapel
Catholic -- Liberation theology
Catholic -- Mainstream European
Catholic -- Mainstream US
Catholic -- Sub-Saharan Africa
Catholic -- South or Central American
Catholic -- all others
Christadelphian
Christian Science
the Community of Christ
the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormon)
Coptic Christian
Eastern Orthodox Churches
Ethiopian Othrodox
Evangelicals
Iglesia ni Cristo
Jehovah's Witness
the Local Church
Lutheran
Methodist
Monophysite
Nestorian
the New Apostolic Church
Pentecostal
Plymouth Bretheren
Presbyterian
Quakers
the Salvation Army
Seventh-Day Adventist
Shaker
Stone-Campbell Chuches (general)
Stone-Campbell Chuches (Disciples of Christ)
Stone-Campbell Chuches (Churches of Chirst)
Stone-Campbell Chuches (Christian Church and Churches of Christ)
Stone-Campbell Chuches (International Church of Christ)
Uniate churches
United Church of Christ/Congregationalists
the Unity Church
Universal Church of the Kingdom of God
Vineyard curches
Other Christian
Islam
Please select whichever apply.
Ahl-e Haqq
Ahle Qur'an
Ahmadiyya
Druze
Hanafi
Hanbali
Ibadi
Ismaili
Jafari
Lahore Ahmadiyya Movement
Mahdavism
Maliki
Nation of Islam
Quranism
Shafi'i
Shi'ite -- general
Sufi -- general
Sunni -- general
Tolu-e-Islam
United Submitters International
Zaidi
Zikri
Other Islam
Judaism
Please select whichever apply.
Alternative Judaism
Classical Reform
Conservative
Falasha
Hasidic
Haymanot
Karaite
Humanistic
Jewish Renewal
Jewish Science
Masorti
Neolog
Orthodox
Reconstructionalist
Reform
Samaritan
Other Judaism
Non-Religious // Secular
Please select whichever apply.
Agnostic
Atheist
Non-Religious
Non-Religious Theist
Secular Humanist
Transhumanist
Other
Oceania/Pacific Aboriginal
Please select whichever apply.
Australian Aboriginal mythology
Balinese mythology
Hawaiian mythology
Javanese beliefs
Melanesian mythology
Micronesian mythology -- Modekngi
Micronesian mythology -- Nauruan indigenous religion
Micronesian mythology -- other
Philippine mythology -- Anito
Philippine mythology -- Gabâ
Philippine mythology -- Kulam
Philippine mythology -- other
Polynesian mythology
Maori mythology and religion
Rapa Nui mythology -- Moai
Rapa Nui mythology -- Tangata Manu
Rapa Nui mythology -- other
Other Oceania/Pacific Aboriginal Religions
Other Religions
Please select whichever apply.
Baha'i
Bon
Cao Đài
Cheondogyo
Chinese Traditional Religions
Confucianism
Deism
Estonian mythology
Falun Dafa // Falun Gong
Gnostic
Hungarian folklore
Jainism -- Digambara sects
Jainism -- Svetambara sects
Jainism -- other
Junche
Korean shamanism
Koshintō
Mandaeism
Mari Traditional Religion
Mun (Lepcha)
Naturalistic pantheism
Noahidism
PL Kyodan
Raëlism
Rastafarianism
Roma
Sami shamanism
Scientology
Sei-No-Ie
Shinshūkyō
Shinto
Sikhism
Siberian shamanism
Slavic Vedism
Tengrism
Tenrikyo
Unitarian-Universalism
Wonbulgyo
Yazdânism
Zoroastrianism
All other religions
Pagan & "Left Hand" Religions
Please select whichever apply.
Adonism
Ásatrú
Baltic Neopaganism
Celtic Neopaganism
Ceremonial magic
Chaos magic
Church of All Worlds
Church of Aphrodite
Demonolatry
Discordianism
Eckankar
Enochian magic
Feraferia
Finnish paganism
Forn Siðr
Goetic magic
Hellenic Polytheistic Reconstructionism
Kemetism // Egyptian neopaganism
Kulam
Luciferianism
Neo-Druidism
Neo-völkisch movements
Neoshamanism
Odinism
Reformed Druids of North America
Roman polytheistic reconstructionism
Rosicrucianism
Satanism
Seiðr
Semitic Neopaganism
Setianism
Slavic Neopaganism
Stregheria
Taaraism
Technopaganism
Thelema
Theodism
Theosophy
Urglaawe
Vattisen Yaly
Wicca
Wotanism
Other
Other pagan or neopagan
Parody & Mock Religions
Please select whichever apply.
Banjo the Clown
Basement Cat
Butter Boy (comic strip)
Church of Euthanasia
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism)
Church of the SubGenius
Ceiling Cat
Dudeism
The Great Furred Ones
Iglesia Maradoniana
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Kibology
Landover Baptist Church
Last Thursdayism
Other parody or mock religion
Religions of American Indigenous peoples
Please select whichever apply.
Abenaki mythology
Anishinaabe traditional beliefs
Aztec
Blackfoot mythology
Cherokee
Choctaw mythology
Cree mythology
Creek mythology
Crow mythology
Diné Bahaneʼ
Guarani
Haida mythology
Ho-Chunk mythology
Hopi mythology
Huron mythology
Incan
Iroquois mythology
Inuit mythology
Kardecian groups
Kwakiutl mythology
Lakota mythology
Leni Lenape mythology
Lummi
Mapuche
Maya
Miwok mythology
Nootka mythology
Ohlone mythology
Pawnee mythology
Salish mythology
Seneca mythology
Tsimshian mythology
Umbanda
Ute mythology
Pomo mythology
Zuni mythology
Spiritism
Other indigenious religions
Almost Done!
Thanks for sticking with it, just one more before the fun!
Do you feel accepted by...
| Strongly Disagree | Disagree | Sort of Disagree | Neither Agree Nor Disagree | Sort of Agree | Agree | Strongly Agree |
By your peers | |||||||
At Manboobz | |||||||
In general |
Please rate the following animals by dragging and dropping them into the order you prefer, and then check the done button at the bottom of the section (or skip it and hit the skip button)
Cats
Dogs
Rabbits // Bunnies
Hamsters
Guinea Pigs
Rats
Other Rodents
Other furry things
Fish -- freshwater
Fish -- saltwater
Snakes
Reptiles
Amphibians
Other non-furry things
Birds
Any and all other critters!
How many peach pies have you made out of freeze peach?
1
2-10
11-100
100+
I only ever eat peaches warm
Oh no, my freeze peach!!
Have at it smart asses! Are you...
Hypergamous
A Pirate
A Robot
A Dinosaur
A scrawny ass
Such a scrawny ass you need us to mail you a chair cushion before you sue over it
Sitting on a hard MISANDRIST chair
Wishing there was an open ended question about what cat you'd be
A Christian neodadaist
Desiring the death of all men
90% of our trolls
GTOW
Loveshy
Incel
Alone with cats, or other critters
Married to a king
David
Cats in a David suit
Ferrets in a David suit
A female WHORE penguin
In possesion of any SCENTED FUCKING CANDLES
In possesion of matching MISANDRIST towels
In need of a virtual hug *hands out free hugs*
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