“PAPPA DID A PUMP PUMP;
BABA DID A POOP POOP”

IN 23 DAYS TIME, THE SUN WILL RISE AT THIS TIME

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360 INSIDER-VIEW

HUMAN-BEINGS AINT HUMAN-DOINGS

  1. IF I DIE PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING TASKS IN MEMORY OF THE FACT I LIVED
  1. KILL YOURSELLƒ

THE FBI INVENTED THE TOOTH FAIRY TO STEAL BABY TEETH STEM CELL DNA TO BREED A NEW FORM OF GENETICLY MODIFIED SUPERHUMANS

WHEN WILL INSTAGRAM ENABLE 360 PHOTO SPHERES?

I WANNA MAKE A FILM WHERE I REMAP THE BODY OF THE NEXT JAMES BOND FILM IWITH A WHITE IDRIS ELBA 3D MODEL VERSION

GETTIN UPTAPaDo’...

yOu shOuLD DeFINateLY Cah Eacaka ouT Th EabuW muSe VIDEo ….

LEts BGin(;),

I WATCHED TWO APPOSING ARGUMENTS ON TV YESTERDAY.

‘Society ran by the #BOBBIT #CORP ‘- MR.robot

A black and white anonymous masks attached to the mechanics of a laughing you

Two dead pigeons painted chrome

Two pigeons sliced in half with a laser (HD)

Making a beer called THE WORST BAD MEMES

GOT SO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS NOW IM A DAD. IMAGINE DADS BECAME A THING OF THE PAST? WHATS THE POINT IN BEINGG A DAD ANYWAY?

GROWING A PLANT IS ONE OF THE MOST MIND ALTERING DRUGS YOU CAN DO. I DO DRUGS ON A REGULAR BASIS. IM SURE YOU DO TO. THIS PLACE STINKS OF DRUGS.

Mary poppins bag.

THE ART OF MAKING EVERYDAY, GOURMET-

(See notes on The Chef As Artist)

Free Canopys on arrival-

Costco cake with roses and a tenner in one of the slices.

Canopys (Can-cOPYs)

Free Gyozas might be the solution to world poverty*

JOKES.

I'm currently working on improving my growing skills

HOW DO EXPECT THE FUTURE TO BRING YOU DELIGHTFUL REWARDS IF YOU DONT PUT ANY EFFORT INTO CREATING A SMALL PIECE OF MAGNIFICENCE. IF YOU NEVER WORK XHANCE INTO YOUR DAILY ROUTINE; u gon b bored.

ADULT CRADLE SWING FULL OF WATERMELONS

BABY TEETH IN SEALED TEST TUBES -

FRUIT IS MOSTLY JUST WATER.

I learnt that from Steve roggenbuck.

I guess meeting Steve really did,

change my whifé.

IVE BEEN OCCASIONALLY USING A CONTACTLESS CARD I FOUND ABOUT 3 months ago FOR THE LAST 3 months - THE OWNER HASNT CANCELLED THE CARD YET BUT I JUST KEEP BUYING WIERD STUFF LIKE CLINGFILM AND NAPPIES.

SMILE AND U WILL BE HAPPY!

The  is shining and the temperature (IN HERE); is far too warm outside to write </art history>


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