mynameismonkey’s half-arsed backup of How-To-Get-Po-Tay-Toes - lovingly boiled, mashed and stuck in a Google Doc.
(Told you all it was about potato power :o) More potatoes can only be good, get them while you can!
.FIRST. Go join http://steamcommunity.com/groups/nelipot for a free potato. Mmmmmm, taters.
Some of the links below go to the wiki, sorry, this is the best I have. Ywa should have the wiki back up soon enough. Wiki is up! Wiki is down! Who knows? IN THE MEANTIME: http://valvearg.redpointsoftware.com.au/ MAY HAVE WHAT YOU NEED (especially http://valvearg.redpointsoftware.com.au/files/ )
Prelude First Set of Login Screens
Game | Method | Login Password |
"Kiss" enough Potato Bins to reach 100%. Each bin is worth 5%. (Locations). | long fall (BIT.TRIP) | |
Create a profile named "Casbah" (case sensitive) (based on clues from phonograph puzzle) | troubled memories | |
Beat the song Icy_Murderous_I.mp3 from Killing Floor on Ninja Mono, and get a gold medal. | rail rider (RUSH) | |
Get to the boss in Descent and enter MEGA mode (MEGA Mode is when your background says MEGA not when the top right corner says MEGA) as soon as you can. Stay in MEGA mode throughout the battle and you'll get the login screen. Works on easy. | chips challenge (TWEOTW) | |
Solve the second hidden puzzle and get all gold trophies. The latest round of updates has changed the solution by making the gray blocks immovable, we need a new walkthrough. | movable panels (Toki Tori) | |
Login user "jsharman" with password "ultraz7x4" in the console, run "tonylanche" and win the dot game. (Easy instructions here.) | deadly lasers | |
Play the SED.zip mp3 and surpass 50,000 points. | ugly truth | |
Purchase the potato gun in game. You can't use cheats to get the money. | failed experiments | |
Placing specific tiles on "Key to Success" as determined from an image in the 4th RAR file from Amnesia | conveyor belts (Amnesia) | |
Die eleven times on level 4-19. | death traps (The Ball) | |
All at once get: 89 health, 233 distance from the ball, 26:37 minutes, 3 monkeys killed, 2 deaths, 13 monsters killed and 5 secrets. | weighted companion | |
Reach the bottom right part of <TEST> bonus level 2. Solution is here on YouTube. Solutions to the normal levels. | bird eggs | |
Hold [U] while entering the Arcadia level on timed mode. Get an A+ rating. You can use [Space] to jump on this level. Guide here on YouTube | every piece (Cogs) |
Postlude Second set
Game | Method | URL message |
In the main menu, press the bottom left button. Type in the phrase "Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive." (EXACTLY that, minus quotes). Beat the level that appears with 5 stars. Hit EVERY plate, (choose the one with a higher value in the case of parallel plates) even the 0X7FFF plate, for 58517 points. You can also "Thread the Needle" to the immediate right of the starting point for another 5500 points. Video of a perfect score. | "rbc handler"Referencing the RBC Alliance | |
In the "Justine" DLC game, save the 3 men, collect all 9 notes, the wax cylinder, and examine the statue and grave. Video walkthrough. | ||
Get a gold medal (on any difficulty) on the new song, "The Device Has Been Modified" (labeled in Audiosurf Radio as "TEST -- For Science"). (Here is a guide to getting an easy gold.) | ||
Complete the <TEST> level. Choice between the two links is completely random, but getting both will get you two potatoes. | ||
Complete the "WCC" level with Master Mechanic (Gold/Gold/Gold) (apparently). Requires 300 Stars to unlock (save file on the Cogs page). Video guides located here, too. | ||
Complete the "In the Box" level with Master Mechanic (Gold/Gold/Gold). Requires 400 Stars to unlock (save file on the Cogs page). Video guides located here, too. | ||
An updated version of the tonylanche console program (used for the first login) was added called super_tonylanche. Open the console, type: twood (as username) > GradsNotRads (as password) > i_beat_tonylanche_for_real > eimqufjnrv (as password, this will work for everyone) | ||
In console, login as "twood" password "GradsNotRads", go to "cd inventory", and run "enter_missing_unit". Use "kungfuhustle". | ||
In console, login as "twood" password "GradsNotRads", run "mutation". Get to round 18, then press "A". (I got this when I got to 17, may be even less.) | ||
In console, login as "twood" password "GradsNotRads", run "mutation". Get a score over 3000 and press b. | ||
Complete CHAS with a gold medal on campaign and earn the achievement "Few and Proud". Then, in the console, login as "jsharman", password "Ultraz7x4". Run "cd recruitment", followed by, "recruit", you'll then be booted to the Steam overlay, and the Aperture audio page. Here is a save file to speed it up. Save File | ||
Gain 100% (230,000 points) on the new song "Alive and Kicking.mp3" with Razer hardware. (Use this if you do not have Razer hardware) (Some people were having issues with Winject; here's a different DLL loader to try) | ||
Same as above, without Razer hardware. Use this, if needed. | ||
Activate the computer under the "Use Me" graffiti on the new map, kf_aperture (video). This can be obtained by luring specimens onto the button or near the door. Cannot be obtained playing in "Solo" mode but can be run playing by oneself on a "Listen" MP server. | ||
Press E on the manolantern corpse in Bedlam. "use me" graffiti is again above. Another fast route here. Cannot be obtained playing in "Solo" mode but can be run playing by oneself on a "Listen" MP server. | ||
Complete the 5th Actual challenge Level. Solutions are here. Password is "joinitforsuccess" | ||
Search "FOR MEANING" in the "levels" tab in Super Meat World, which is unlocked with 20 bandages. Login page will pop up automatically.(video) | ||
Finish the Portal level that can be found under survival mode. Then use "flood" as a password when prompted for one. Video solution located here. | ||
Beat the real bonus level 6. ZIP and Video solution located here. | ||
Press "P" while entering the Sugar Candy level on Timed mode, which gives you a level filled with Companion Cubes. Get an A+ on the level. You need to be large enough to pick the cake up - Note however you do not need to pick the cake up to win. |
