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I always knew we

were a fairly odd family.

• Fairly means to quite a large degree. For example, if you say that something is fairly old, you mean that it is old but not very old.   ⇒ Both ships are fairly new.   ⇒ We did fairly well but only fairly well.
• If you describe someone or something as odd, you think that they are strange or unusual.   ⇒ He'd always been odd, but not to this extent.   ⇒ What an odd coincidence that he should have known your family.   ⇒ Something odd began to happen.

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First there was me.

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Too tall. Too skinny.

Too orange.

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My mum was lovely,

but not like other mums.

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There was

something solid about her.

• If you describe someone as solid, you mean that they are very reliable and respectable. (approval)   ⇒ Mr Zuma had a solid reputation as a grass roots organiser.

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Something rectangular,

busy and unsentimental.

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Her fashion icon was the Queen.

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Dad, well, he was more normal. He always

seemed to have time on his hands.

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After giving up teaching university

students on his 50th birthday,

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he was eternally available

for a leisurely chat or

• A leisurely action is done in a relaxed and unhurried way.   ⇒ Lunch was a leisurely affair.   ⇒ Tweed walked at a leisurely pace.

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to let me win at table tennis.

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Yes.

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And then there was Mum's

brother, Uncle Desmond.

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Always impeccably dressed. He

spent the days just, well,

• If you describe something such as someone's behaviour or appearance as impeccable, you are emphasizing that it is perfect and has no faults. (emphasis)   ⇒ She had impeccable taste in clothes.
• impeccably   (ɪmpekəbli  )   adverb   ⇒ He was impeccably polite

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being Uncle Desmond.

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He was the most charming and least

clever man you could ever meet.

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His mind was on other things,

though we never found out what.

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And then,

finally there was Catherine.

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Katie. Kit Kat. My sister.

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In a household of sensible jackets

and haircuts there was this,

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well, what can I call her,

nature thing.

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With her elfin eyes, her purple

T-shirts and her eternally bare feet,

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she was then,

and still is to me,

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about the most wonderful

thing in the world.

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All in all, it was a pretty good childhood.

Full of repeated rhythms and patterns.

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By the time I was 21,

we were still

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having tea on the beach

every single day.

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Skimming stones and

eating sandwiches,

• If something skims a surface, it moves quickly along just above it. [V n]   ⇒ ...seagulls skimming the waves. [V + over/across]   ⇒ The little boat was skimming across the sunlit surface of the bay.

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summer and winter,

no matter what the weather.

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And every Friday evening,

a film,

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no matter what the weather.

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And then once a year, the

dreaded New Year's Eve party.

• If you dread something which may happen, you feel very anxious and unhappy about it because you think it will be unpleasant or upsetting.[V n/v-ing]   ⇒ I'm dreading Christmas this year. [V that]   ⇒ I'd been dreading that the birth would take a long time. [Also V to-inf]

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Yeah, I might just get one.

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You're absolutely gorgeous.

• If you describe someone as gorgeous, you mean that you find them very sexually attractive. (informal)   ⇒ The cosmetics industry uses gorgeous women to sell its skincare products.   ⇒ All the girls in my house are mad about Ryan, they think he's gorgeous.
• If you describe things such as clothes and colours as gorgeous, you mean they are bright, rich, and impressive.   ⇒ ...a red-haired man in the gorgeous uniform of a Marshal of the Empire.
• If you say that something is gorgeous, you mean that it gives you a lot of pleasure or is very attractive. (informal)   ⇒ ...gorgeous mountain scenery.   ⇒ It's a gorgeous day.   ⇒ Some of the Renaissance buildings are gorgeous.

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I'm Katie. What am I drinking?

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This is very expensive stuff.

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Cheers. Cheers.

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Come on, it's nearly midnight.

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We're all going through.

We're going through.

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Look, I've gotta find you a...

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God!

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Everyone makes little mistakes.

It's fine. Come on.

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6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

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Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year.

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Sorry.

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And so I woke up

the next morning,

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hung-over, ashamed of myself,

• Someone who is hungover is unwell because they drank too much alcohol on the previous day.   ⇒ He was still hungover on the 25-minute bus drive to work the following morning.

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and not realising

it was the day

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that would change

my life forever.

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Get up, stupid.

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Dad wants you.

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Hello. Sexy pajamas.

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Tim, come in.

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Do

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sit down.

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That's very formal.

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Well, um, yeah.

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This is an odd moment for me

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because I had

the same moment with my

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father when I'd just

turned 21, and after it,

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my life was never the same, so I

approach it pretty, um, nervously.

• When you approach a task, problem, or situation in a particular way, you deal with it or think about it in that way. [V n prep/adv]   ⇒ The Bank has approached the issue in a practical way. [V n]   ⇒ Employers are interested in how you approach problems.

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Okay.

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When you're ready.

It's all very mysterious.

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Right.

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Tim, my dear son, the...

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The simple fact is

the men in this family

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have always had

the ability to...

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This is going to sound strange,

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be prepared for strangeness.

Get ready for spooky time,

• A place that is spooky has a frightening atmosphere, and makes you feel that there are ghosts around. (informal)   ⇒ The whole place has a slightly spooky atmosphere.

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but there's this family secret.

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And the secret is that

the men in the family can

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travel in time.

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Well, more accurately,

travel back in time.

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We can't travel

into the future.

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This is such a weird joke.

• If you describe something or someone as weird, you mean that they are strange. (informal)   ⇒ He's different. He's weird.   ⇒ Drugs can make you do all kinds of weird things.   ⇒ It must be really weird to be rich.

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It's seriously not a joke.

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So you're saying that you and

granddad, and his brothers

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could all travel back in time?

Absolutely.

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And you still do? Absolutely.

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Although it's not as dramatic as it sounds.

It's only in my own life.

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I can only go to places where I

actually was and can remember.

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I can't kill Hitler or shag

Helen of Troy, unfortunately.

• If someone shags another person, or if two people shag, they have sex together. (British, informal, rude)
• Shag is also a noun.   ⇒ ...a spy movie with car chases, a murder, a shag and a happy ending

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Okay, stop.

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Um...

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if it's true, which it isn't.

Although it is.

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Although it isn't, obviously. But if

it was, which it's not. Which it is.

• You use obviously to indicate that something is easily noticed, seen, or recognized.   ⇒ They obviously appreciate you very much.

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Which it isn't.

But if it was, how would I...

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The ?'How?' is

the easy bit, in fact.

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You go into a dark place,

big cupboards are

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very useful generally.

Toilets, at a pinch.

• If you say that something is possible at a pinch, or in American English if you say that something is possible in a pinch, you mean that it would be possible if it was necessary, but it might not be very comfortable or convenient.   ⇒ Six people, and more at a pinch, could be seated comfortably at the table.

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Then you clench

your fists like this.

• When you clench your fist or your fist clenches, you curl your fingers up tightly, usually because you are very angry. [V n]   ⇒ Alex clenched her fists and gritted her teeth. [V]   ⇒ She pulled at his sleeve and he turned on her, fists clenching again before he saw who it was. [V-ed]   ⇒ ...angry protestors with clenched fists.

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Think of the moment

you're going to

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and you'll find yourself there.

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After a bit of a stumble

and a rumble and a tumble.

• If you stumble, you put your foot down awkwardly while you are walking or running and nearly fall over. [V]   ⇒ He stumbled and almost fell. [V prep/adv]   ⇒ I stumbled into the telephone box and dialled 999.
• Stumble is also a noun.   ⇒ I make it into the darkness with only one stumble.
• A rumble is a low continuous noise. [+ of]   ⇒ The silence of the night was punctuated by the distant rumble of traffic.
• If someone or something tumbles somewhere, they fall there with a rolling or bouncing movement. [V prep/adv]   ⇒ A small boy tumbled off a third floor fire escape. [V prep/adv]   ⇒ He fell to the ground, and the gun tumbled out of his hand.
• Tumble is also a noun. [+ from]   ⇒ He injured his ribs in a tumble from his horse.

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Wow.

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Is as good a reaction as any.

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I think I plumped for ?'fuck!?'

but it was the '70s.

• If you plump for someone or something, you choose them, often after hesitating or thinking carefully. (mainly British) [V + for]   ⇒ I think Tessa should plump for Malcolm, her long-suffering admirer.

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No, this is

so obviously a joke.

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It's not a joke.

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Why would I lie to someone I'm

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fairly fond of?

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Okay.

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But, when I come

back downstairs

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after standing in a cupboard

with my fists clenched,

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you're gonna be

in so much trouble.

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Well,

let's see, shall we?

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And, Tim, try and

do something interesting.

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So much trouble.

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I mean it. Really.

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Right.

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Wow!

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You all right, Tim?

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Yes. Yeah. Good, ace. Yeah.

• If you say that something is ace, you think that it is good and you like it a lot. (informal, approval)   ⇒ ...a really ace film.

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Good, come on. it's nearly

midnight and we've got to find...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

• You can say whoa to someone who is talking to you, to indicate that you think they are talking too fast or assuming things that may not be true. (informal)   ⇒ Slow down! Whoa!

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Whoo! Midnight.

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10, 9, 8, 7,

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6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

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Happy New Year!

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Thank you, Tim.

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You're welcome, Polly.

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Does Mum know?

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Not a whistle.

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Strange. And what about the whole...

Butterfly effect thing. What can I say?

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We don't seem to have

messed up civilisation yet.

• If you mess something up or if you mess up, you cause something to fail or be spoiled. (informal) [V n P]   ⇒ When politicians mess things up, it is the people who pay the price. [V P n]   ⇒ He had messed up one career. [V P]   ⇒ If I messed up, I would probably be fired.

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It’s gonna be

a complicated year.

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It’s gonna be

a complicated life.

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What have you

done with it?

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For me,

it's books, books, books.

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I've read everything

a man could wish to.

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Twice. Dickens three times.

Any first thoughts?

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Well, I suppose apart from getting

a slightly better haircut... Yeah.

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Money would be

the obvious thing.

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Very mixed blessing.

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Utterly screwed up

your grandfather's life.

• You use utterly to emphasize that something is very great in extent, degree, or amount. (emphasis)   ⇒ Everything about the country seemed utterly different from what I'd experienced before.   ⇒ The new laws coming in are utterly ridiculous.
• To screw something up, or to screw up, means to cause something to fail or be spoiled. (informal) [V P n]   ⇒ You can't open the window because it screws up the air conditioning. [V n P]   ⇒ Get out. Haven't you screwed things up enough already! [V P]   ⇒ Somebody had screwed up; they weren't there.

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Left him without

love or friends.

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I've never bumped into a

genuinely happy rich person.

• If you bump into something or someone, you accidentally hit them while you are moving. [V + into/against]   ⇒ They stopped walking and he almost bumped into them. [V n]   ⇒ He bumped his head on the low beams of the house.

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It would be nice

not to have to work.

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No, that's a real

recipe for disaster.

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Look what happened to Uncle Fred.

What happened to Uncle Fred?

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Absolutely sod all.

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Wasted his life.

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You have to use it for

things that you really think

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will make your life

the way you want it to be.

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Come on,

really think about this.

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Well,

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to be honest,

I suppose, at the moment,

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it would be just great if it

could help me get a girlfriend.

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Wow.

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Massive. Yeah.

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The mother ship.

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For me, it was always

gonna be about love.

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And that summer I walked

into the eye of the storm.

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Her name was Charlotte.

Cousin of Kit Kat's

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handsome but

nasty boyfriend Jimmy.

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And she was staying

for two whole months.

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Just one. Not both of them.

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Tim,

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will you do my back?

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Absolutely!

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Very keen!

• If you are keen on doing something, you very much want to do it. If you are keen that something should happen, you very much want it to happen. (mainly British) [+ on]   ⇒ You're not keen on going, are you?   ⇒ I'm very keen that the European Union should be as open as possible to trade from Russia.   ⇒ She's still keen to keep in touch. [+for]   ⇒ I am not keen for her to have a bicycle.

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Whoa! No. No.

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No. No, no. No, no, no.

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Is it in my hair? Yes!

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Tim. Will you do my back?

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Sure. Just give us a sec.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Now...

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Ooh. Nice.

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It’s my area.

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it was a summer of

suntan and torture.

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I invited my foolish friend

Jay around for tennis

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because I thought

he'd make me look good.

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I was wrong!

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What are you doing? No.

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Charlotte just made both

of us look like idiots.

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Bad luck, Tim.

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How the hell are you meant

to concentrate on your game?

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How are you meant

to live your life

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with this sort of

shit going down?

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It never got better

until suddenly

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it was almost too late.

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Well, Charlotte,

our final lunch.

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No!

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And it's been really, really

lovely having you all summer.

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it has.

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Thank you.

Thank you.

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It really has.

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Hasn't it, Desmond?

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Beg your pardon?

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Lovely having

Charlotte here all summer.

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Charlotte? Who's Charlotte?

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Come on, darling. Charlotte,

sitting next to you.

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Yes, of course. Of course.

Charlotte. Hi.

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Lovely to meet you.

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Have you enjoyed having

Charlotte here all summer, Tim?

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Yeah.

200

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There goes August.

201

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I've introduced him to

most things, haven't I?

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You did. You were

much more sophisticated.

• Someone who is sophisticated is comfortable in social situations and knows about culture, fashion, and other matters that are considered socially important.   ⇒ Claude was a charming, sophisticated companion.

3. adjective

• A sophisticated person is intelligent and knows a lot, so that they are able to understand complicated situations.   ⇒ These people are very sophisticated observers of the foreign policy scene.

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In a quiet way,

I like to think.

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Come in.

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Charlotte. Yeah!

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As it's your last night,

can I ask you a question?

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Yeah. Ask away.

208

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No, wait.

209

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It’s not going to

be about love, is it?

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Love? What?

211

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Well, it's just that Kit Kat warned me that

if you were to ever mention it, I should be

212

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very firm with you and tell you

213

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you must treat me

like your sister

214

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and not be stupid.

215

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Or have I just made

a total fool of myself

216

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and you were actually

going to ask me for

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late night last

minute tennis tips?

• A tip is a useful piece of advice. [+ on]   ⇒ It shows how to prepare a CV, and gives tips on applying for jobs. [Also + for]

218

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No, it was the love thing.

219

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Well.

220

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That's very sweet of you.

221

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It’s just a shame you

left it till the last night.

222

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You should have tried creeping along

the corridor while we still had time.

• When people or animals creep somewhere, they move quietly and slowly. [V adv/prep]   ⇒ Back I go to the hotel and creep up to my room.[V adv/prep]   ⇒ The rabbit creeps away and hides in a hole.

223

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Okay, the ?'last night?'

was a bad idea?

224

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Very bad idea. it feels like an ever

so slightly insulting afterthought.

• Slightly means to some degree but not to a very large degree.   ⇒ His family then moved to a slightly larger house.   ⇒ They will be slightly more expensive but they last a lot longer.   ⇒ You can adjust it slightly.

225

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?'Last night?' was

never going to work.

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All right. Good. I've got it.

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Come in.

228

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Tim. Hi. Charlotte.

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Hi. Sit down.

230

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I know you've

probably suspected this,

• If you suspect that something dishonest or unpleasant has been done, you believe that it has probably been done. If you suspect someone ofdoing an action of this kind, you believe that they probably did it. [Vthat]   ⇒ He suspected that the woman staying in the flat above was using heroin. [V n + of]   ⇒ It was perfectly all right, he said, because the police had not suspected him of anything. [V n]   ⇒ You don't really think Webb suspects you? [V-ed]   ⇒ Frears was rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack. [Also V wh]

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but over the last month I've fallen

completely in love with you.

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Now obviously

this was gonna happen

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because you're

a goddess with that face

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and that hair,

235

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but even if you

didn't have a nice face,

236

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and even if you had

absolutely no hair

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because of some

bizarre medical reason,

• Something that is bizarre is very odd and strange.   ⇒ The game was also notable for the bizarre behaviour of the team's manager.

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I'd still adore you,

• If you adore someone, you feel great love and admiration for them. [Vn]   ⇒ She adored her parents and would do anything to please them.

2. verb

• If you adore something, you like it very much. (informal) [V n]   ⇒ My mother adores bananas and eats two a day.

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and I...

240

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I just wondered whether, by any

chance, you might share my feelings.

241

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Wow.

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I tell you what.

243

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Why don't we see

how the summer goes

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and then you ask me

again on my last night?

245

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Your last night? Yes.

246

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Try me on the last night. See

what happens then, shall we?

247

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It’s exciting.

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Right.

249

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No, it's a perfect plan. That's

absolutely perfect. Last night.

250

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Last night.

251

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Thanks very much.

252

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Night-night, Timmy.

253

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Big lesson number one,

254

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all the time travel in the world

can't make someone love you.

255

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Bye!

256

00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:48,277

So the love of my life

just drove away.

257

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And the very next day

it was my turn to leave.

258

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There you go. Don't

spend it all at once.

259

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Thanks.

260

00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:07,422

Don't call too often, your mother

doesn't like to be disturbed.

261

00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,716

Okay. Thanks.

262

00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:32,488

I caught the train to London in

search of a future and a girlfriend.

263

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I was staying in St John's

Wood, near Abbey Road,

264

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with a playwright friend

of my dad's called Harry.

265

00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:44,709

It's always nice to have family connections

when you're a new kid in town.

266

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What the fuck do you want?

267

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I'm James's son.

268

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Who?

269

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James Lake. What about him?

270

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He said you had a room.

271

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Go in there and wait.

272

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Quietly. I mean it,

don't make a sound.

273

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Or I'll kill you.

274

00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:37,595

I was actually having the first

good idea I've had for a decade

275

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when you rang on the doorbell.

276

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But now it's gone.

277

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You little shit.

278

00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,103

How's your dad?

279

00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:50,483

Weird cock, I always thought.

Something weird about him.

280

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Really?

281

00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,986

Yeah, I never really

liked him, actually.

282

00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,532

Your mum still

look like Andy Warhol?

283

00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:58,658

What?

284

00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:02,620

That, by the way, is my wife.

285

00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:04,247

Nice.

286

00:19:04,373 --> 00:19:05,813

Yeah, you wouldn't

like her at first.

287

00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:09,001

Sarcastic cow.

288

00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:12,296

But eventually

you'd realise that

289

00:19:12,798 --> 00:19:15,466

she's the best human

being in the world.

290

00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:18,469

Which is why she

left me, of course.

291

00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,598

Here you go.

292

00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:26,978

Try not to make too much noise,

particularly when having sex.

293

00:19:27,604 --> 00:19:28,646

No chance of that.

294

00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:31,440

Christ,

two losers in one house.

295

00:19:31,984 --> 00:19:33,526

That is my daughter.

296

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Have sex with her if you like.

Apparently everyone else has.

297

00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:43,578

It wasn't a hopeful

set-up for romance.

298

00:19:44,329 --> 00:19:46,998

And work didn't help

on that score either.

299

00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:50,126

The world of law seems to

be entirely full of men.

300

00:19:52,337 --> 00:19:56,674

Hello. I'm Rory. Very pleased to meet you.

A real thrill.

301

00:19:57,134 --> 00:20:00,761

Well, who knows, we might become,

you know, pals, et cetera.

302

00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:03,848

Who the hell are you? Tim Lake.

303

00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:06,100

Well, I hope you're

better than this clown.

304

00:20:06,768 --> 00:20:08,269

Come on, Roger.

305

00:20:08,395 --> 00:20:09,896

It’s Rory, actually.

306

00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,564

I've been here

a year and a half.

307

00:20:11,648 --> 00:20:14,233

I'm just saying that to be nice.

It's two years actually.

308

00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,907

So six lonely months went by

and it was still just me and Harry.

309

00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,534

Me lawyer-ing every hour

of the day and night.

310

00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:26,913

And him putting the finishing

touches to his new play.

311

00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:31,542

No matter how many girls

there were in the world,

312

00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:34,795

I always seemed to

end up with Rory.

313

00:20:34,922 --> 00:20:35,922

Hello.

314

00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:38,090

Until, out of the blue,

315

00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:43,471

on a dodgy night out with dodgy

Jay, something miraculous happened.

316

00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:45,973

The waiters are,

317

00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,059

wait for this,

right, they're blind.

318

00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:49,268

You're kidding me?

319

00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:52,897

I'm kidding you not.

No, as bats. As bats!

320

00:20:53,357 --> 00:20:54,982

Very good to

have you here, gentlemen.

321

00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,984

I hope you enjoy

your experience.

322

00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:59,195

Carlo will show

you to your table.

323

00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:01,572

Great. Lead on, maestro.

324

00:21:01,698 --> 00:21:04,283

Can I have your right hand on

my right shoulder, please?

325

00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:06,786

And your friend hold on to your shoulder.

Thank you.

326

00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:13,918

Mind the stairs and

be prepared because

327

00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:16,420

it's completely dark.

328

00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:20,091

Okay, gentlemen,

if you don't mind,

329

00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:22,551

I can sit you here beside

these two young ladies.

330

00:21:22,636 --> 00:21:24,720

No, no.

Sounds absolutely perfect!

331

00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:27,014

God,

you sound very perky.

332

00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:28,474

I am. And very handsome.

333

00:21:29,643 --> 00:21:31,227

Someone's there.

334

00:21:31,353 --> 00:21:33,521

Hi. Hi. I'm Mary.

335

00:21:33,647 --> 00:21:36,315

I'm Tim. Mary's my

mother's name, actually.

336

00:21:36,441 --> 00:21:39,026

Does it suit her? Sort of.

337

00:21:39,152 --> 00:21:42,613

Although she's sturdy, so Bernard

might have been a better fit.

338

00:21:44,032 --> 00:21:45,032

Okay.

339

00:21:45,409 --> 00:21:48,119

Something just

touched my elbow.

340

00:21:48,245 --> 00:21:49,578

Okay, that wasn't me.

341

00:21:49,663 --> 00:21:53,082

No. Well, that just makes it worse.

If it wasn't you, who was it?

342

00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,419

it wasn't me because I'm

touching something else.

343

00:21:56,545 --> 00:21:59,171

Yes, and you'll stop

that right away, thank you.

344

00:21:59,548 --> 00:22:04,135

So, girls, be honest,

who is more beautiful?

345

00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:05,761

- I am.

- Yeah. She is.

346

00:22:05,887 --> 00:22:07,013

Excellent!

347

00:22:07,139 --> 00:22:08,681

Actually,

I look like Kate Moss.

348

00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:10,349

Really?

349

00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:13,310

No. I sort of

look like a squirrel.

350

00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:16,022

Do you like Kate Moss?

351

00:22:16,148 --> 00:22:17,523

I absolutely love her.

352

00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:20,818

In fact, I almost wore one of

her dresses here tonight. You?

353

00:22:20,944 --> 00:22:23,154

No, no, her clothes

look terrible on me.

354

00:22:25,657 --> 00:22:28,034

I cannot believe that it's

your birthday next week as well.

355

00:22:28,118 --> 00:22:32,163

Your friend Jay is

quite enthusiastic.

356

00:22:32,456 --> 00:22:34,582

I actually hate him.

357

00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:35,624

What's Joanna like?

358

00:22:35,751 --> 00:22:38,502

- She's basically a prostitute.

- Yeah.

359

00:22:39,254 --> 00:22:41,172

I think it's strawberry mousse.

Ooh!

360

00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:42,381

Do you want some?

361

00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:43,799

Um... Okay. I'll try it.

362

00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,092

Okay, where's your mouth?

363

00:22:45,177 --> 00:22:46,802

It’s...

364

00:22:47,679 --> 00:22:49,055

it's here.

365

00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,514

Okay. There?

366

00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:52,475

My God, what was that?

367

00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:54,393

That's my eye.

368

00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:57,396

I think there's a lot of...

I've got quite a lot of

369

00:22:57,481 --> 00:22:59,523

strawberry mousse

in my eye now!

370

00:22:59,649 --> 00:23:00,941

I'm so sorry.

371

00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:04,278

No. Thank you. That's

a new sensation for me.

372

00:23:06,823 --> 00:23:10,409

So, maybe I'll see

you outside or...

373

00:23:10,744 --> 00:23:12,411

Yeah. Yeah, great.

374

00:23:12,537 --> 00:23:14,330

Great. Scary.

375

00:23:14,456 --> 00:23:16,707

Yeah, it's a bit scary.

376

00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,169

My God, I'm so in there.

What about you?

377

00:23:20,295 --> 00:23:23,005

I don't know,

but she sounded wonderful.

378

00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:24,298

Shh!

379

00:23:25,509 --> 00:23:27,218

Joanna? Jay.

380

00:23:27,344 --> 00:23:29,428

Christ, you're a babe.

381

00:23:29,554 --> 00:23:31,180

How do you fancy

stretching the night

382

00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:32,890

out a bit?

I can ditch the loser.

383

00:23:33,016 --> 00:23:35,935

We've got to rush, but help me find a

cab and I might give you my number.

384

00:23:36,019 --> 00:23:37,019

Of course. Yeah.

385

00:23:37,104 --> 00:23:38,817

Or I might not.

Haven't decided yet. So...

386

00:23:38,855 --> 00:23:40,356

I have. it's not gonna happen.

387

00:24:07,884 --> 00:24:09,635

Hi. Hi.

388

00:24:10,929 --> 00:24:13,305

Where's... She

and Jay just...

389

00:24:13,431 --> 00:24:16,058

She took him to...

I don't know.

390

00:24:16,184 --> 00:24:17,184

Right.

391

00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:19,520

Well, I guess I'd better...

392

00:24:19,646 --> 00:24:23,315

Would it be very wrong if I

asked you for your number?

393

00:24:25,318 --> 00:24:26,318

No.

394

00:24:26,653 --> 00:24:29,697

Just in case I ever

had to call you about...

395

00:24:30,323 --> 00:24:31,866

Stuff? -

396

00:24:32,617 --> 00:24:33,617

Okay.

397

00:24:37,831 --> 00:24:39,165

Would you...

398

00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,083

it's Mary.

399

00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:42,459

Mary.

400

00:24:44,629 --> 00:24:45,880

Okay.

401

00:24:46,506 --> 00:24:48,674

I thought this phone

was old and shit,

402

00:24:49,384 --> 00:24:51,594

but suddenly it's my most

valuable possession.

403

00:24:52,637 --> 00:24:54,430

You really like me?

404

00:24:56,099 --> 00:24:58,684

Even my frock?

405

00:24:58,810 --> 00:25:00,936

I love your frock.

406

00:25:01,563 --> 00:25:05,149

And my hair?

It's not too brown?

407

00:25:05,483 --> 00:25:07,026

I love brown.

408

00:25:08,737 --> 00:25:10,029

My fringe is new.

409

00:25:10,113 --> 00:25:12,323

The fringe is perfect.

Fringe is the best bit.

410

00:25:12,407 --> 00:25:13,532

Mary!

411

00:25:13,658 --> 00:25:16,994

We have to go! I found a cab and his

dodgy friend is about to assault me.

412

00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,455

Okay, I'm coming.

413

00:25:19,581 --> 00:25:21,165

Two seconds.

414

00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,959

I hope I see you again.

415

00:25:24,586 --> 00:25:25,711

You will.

416

00:25:26,254 --> 00:25:28,589

Okay. Good.

417

00:25:30,175 --> 00:25:33,552

Goodnight.

418

00:26:10,966 --> 00:26:12,549

What's happened?

419

00:26:12,801 --> 00:26:14,885

What have you done,

you poor thing?

420

00:26:15,178 --> 00:26:18,097

Nothing.

It's just a flesh wound.

421

00:26:18,223 --> 00:26:19,515

Here. Thank you.

422

00:26:23,144 --> 00:26:25,312

You may remember,

my play opened tonight.

423

00:26:25,897 --> 00:26:27,481

My God, yes. How did it go?

424

00:26:27,607 --> 00:26:29,149

Well. it went well.

425

00:26:29,526 --> 00:26:33,070

You could tell in the room a

masterpiece was being unfurled.

426

00:26:33,196 --> 00:26:35,197

Really? Really.

427

00:26:35,323 --> 00:26:38,867

Until, and this is the

crucial plot point, I think,

428

00:26:38,994 --> 00:26:43,747

until the lead actor had the most

massive dry in the history of theatre.

429

00:26:43,873 --> 00:26:45,416

No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes.

430

00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:48,460

He didn't just

forget his lines.

431

00:26:48,586 --> 00:26:50,129

He forgot his lines

to the extent

432

00:26:50,213 --> 00:26:52,631

that no actor has ever

forgotten their lines

433

00:26:52,757 --> 00:26:55,134

before in

the annals of dramatic art.

434

00:26:55,677 --> 00:26:59,054

The reviews won't say,?'Major masterpiece

gets unveiled, ?'

435

00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:02,808

they'll say, ?'Major

actor gets Alzheimer's.?'

436

00:27:03,476 --> 00:27:04,977

it's a disaster.

437

00:27:05,895 --> 00:27:07,604

Is an understatement.

438

00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:13,068

It’s the Titanic of play

openings, but with no survivors.

439

00:27:13,737 --> 00:27:16,071

No women, no children,

440

00:27:16,489 --> 00:27:18,741

not even Kate Winslet.

441

00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,868

All dead.

442

00:27:22,537 --> 00:27:24,163

Okay. I'll see what I can do.

443

00:27:24,247 --> 00:27:25,622

What does that mean?

444

00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,375

What are you gonna do?

Ring up every critic

445

00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:30,419

in London and

offer them a blow job

446

00:27:30,545 --> 00:27:35,257

if they ignore the fact that we sat

in total silence for half an hour

447

00:27:35,383 --> 00:27:40,471

waiting for a moron to

remember one single line?

448

00:27:40,597 --> 00:27:42,348

Not quite that.

449

00:27:58,990 --> 00:27:59,990

Hello.

450

00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:08,791

Hello, Sir Tom. I'm a friend of Harry's.

How's it going with the lines?

451

00:28:10,126 --> 00:28:12,378

I'm sorry,

what do you mean ?'the lines?'?

452

00:28:13,129 --> 00:28:14,797

It’s just, you know,

in the court scenes,

453

00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:17,591

some of those lines

are pretty complex.

454

00:28:17,717 --> 00:28:20,094

And I just thought maybe it

might be worth, you know,

455

00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,179

having one last

look at the lines

456

00:28:22,263 --> 00:28:25,641

before you go on.

A little refresher.

457

00:28:26,893 --> 00:28:29,144

Fuck off out of here.

458

00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:34,024

You arising lunatic. Get out!

You ginger twerp. Go on!

459

00:28:34,150 --> 00:28:35,901

Patronising piece of...

460

00:28:47,997 --> 00:28:50,416

And now the Defense.

461

00:29:00,802 --> 00:29:05,472

I have lived

many weary years...

462

00:29:05,765 --> 00:29:07,808

it's brilliant... but never,

463

00:29:07,934 --> 00:29:11,979

in that long catalogue

of wasted time,

464

00:29:12,647 --> 00:29:17,109

have I ever seen such an atrocious

miscarriage of justice.

465

00:29:22,323 --> 00:29:26,660

Do the Prosecution have

anything final to add?

466

00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,332

Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.

467

00:30:20,673 --> 00:30:25,260

Do the Prosecution have

anything final to add?

468

00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:33,435

Psst!

469

00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:41,902

Gentlemen...

470

00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,280

Gentlemen,

471

00:30:45,823 --> 00:30:50,327

I regard today's proceedings

with the utmost gravity.

472

00:30:50,453 --> 00:30:52,204

Nevertheless,

473

00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:55,666

let us be clear of one

474

00:30:57,544 --> 00:31:00,379

simple and salient thing.

475

00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,133

It is the life

476

00:31:05,718 --> 00:31:07,678

of a guilty man!

477

00:31:18,982 --> 00:31:22,568

One of the actors appeared

to have actually fallen asleep...

478

00:31:22,652 --> 00:31:26,113

Here's the little prick who

walked out halfway through.

479

00:31:26,197 --> 00:31:28,115

You missed the best scene,

you little twerp.

480

00:31:28,241 --> 00:31:29,241

Sorry.

481

00:31:29,659 --> 00:31:31,827

What did you think of the set?

482

00:31:32,161 --> 00:31:33,370

I thought it was incredible.

483

00:31:33,454 --> 00:31:36,582

Did you? I didn't. Too brown.

484

00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:41,086

Mary!

485

00:31:43,131 --> 00:31:44,798

No.

486

00:31:45,633 --> 00:31:47,175

She's gone.

487

00:32:02,358 --> 00:32:06,361

Two girls in earlier tonight. One of

them the prettiest girl in the world.

488

00:32:06,487 --> 00:32:08,388

The other one like a

sort of nice prostitute.

489

00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,365

Did you get their names?

490

00:32:10,491 --> 00:32:14,286

Yes. They left

a while ago. Let's see.

491

00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:17,789

No, I'm afraid

they were walk-ins

492

00:32:17,915 --> 00:32:20,375

and it appears

they paid by cash.

493

00:32:20,793 --> 00:32:22,502

Sorry, sir.

494

00:32:22,629 --> 00:32:24,389

That's okay.

That's fine, it's brilliant.

495

00:32:24,714 --> 00:32:27,841

It’s just the end of my life.

Thanks so much.

496

00:32:49,072 --> 00:32:51,073

Cheer up, mate.

497

00:32:51,407 --> 00:32:55,243

Apparently, you're living with

Britain's greatest living playwright.

498

00:32:55,578 --> 00:32:57,079

I don't usually

read them, obviously,

499

00:32:57,246 --> 00:32:58,747

but I couldn't resist this one.

500

00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:03,919

?'Harry Chapman

found guilty of genius.?'

501

00:33:10,843 --> 00:33:12,135

I have to go out. Right now.

502

00:33:12,261 --> 00:33:13,595

Why?

503

00:33:13,721 --> 00:33:15,514

She loves Kate Moss.

504

00:33:59,142 --> 00:34:00,976

Thanks for keeping

me company, Kittle.

505

00:34:01,144 --> 00:34:02,769

Nothing better to do.

506

00:34:02,895 --> 00:34:03,979

How's Jimmy?

507

00:34:04,147 --> 00:34:05,147

Dumped me.

508

00:34:05,273 --> 00:34:06,273

Not again.

509

00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:08,108

And work? They've sacked me.

510

00:34:08,234 --> 00:34:09,234

Idiots.

511

00:34:09,777 --> 00:34:11,486

Coffee? Please.

512

00:34:12,155 --> 00:34:15,449

I've only just noticed this cat

in this picture. See that cat?

513

00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:18,452

I do see that cat.

It's very good.

514

00:34:19,495 --> 00:34:20,996

My God.

515

00:34:21,956 --> 00:34:23,081

My God!

516

00:34:23,207 --> 00:34:24,332

What?

517

00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:26,334

it's her.

518

00:34:28,087 --> 00:34:29,671

It’s her!

519

00:34:30,757 --> 00:34:32,257

That's her!

520

00:34:33,342 --> 00:34:34,760

Shh!

521

00:34:38,014 --> 00:34:39,598

You go, girl.

522

00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,360

Sorry.

523

00:34:53,529 --> 00:34:55,322

Hi. Hi.

524

00:34:57,492 --> 00:34:58,867

How are you?

525

00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,703

I'm... I'm fine.

526

00:35:02,038 --> 00:35:04,206

It’s so good to see you.

527

00:35:04,373 --> 00:35:06,541

Um... We've never met before.

528

00:35:07,877 --> 00:35:09,836

No, fuck.

529

00:35:10,463 --> 00:35:12,506

No, of course we haven't. No.

530

00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,675

Sorry, I think you've

mistaken me for someone else.

531

00:35:15,802 --> 00:35:17,469

No, no, no.

532

00:35:18,137 --> 00:35:19,805

Your name's Mary.

533

00:35:21,057 --> 00:35:23,850

That's distinctly weird.

534

00:35:23,976 --> 00:35:25,852

How do you know that?

535

00:35:26,854 --> 00:35:28,730

Well, you look like a Mary.

536

00:35:29,232 --> 00:35:30,524

In what way?

537

00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:31,900

My mum's called Mary.

538

00:35:32,068 --> 00:35:33,527

I look like your mother?

539

00:35:34,070 --> 00:35:36,196

No. You're much prettier.

540

00:35:39,408 --> 00:35:40,826

It’s a nice fringe, by the way.

541

00:35:40,952 --> 00:35:42,369

God, it's new and

542

00:35:42,495 --> 00:35:44,412

probably too short but... No.

543

00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:47,415

Well, gee, thank you and

544

00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,918

listen, it was

really nice to meet you.

545

00:35:50,086 --> 00:35:53,672

I should probably go because

my friend's waiting for me

546

00:35:53,756 --> 00:35:56,174

and you're a,

you're a total stranger.

547

00:35:56,425 --> 00:35:57,843

Total stranger.

548

00:35:57,969 --> 00:35:59,344

Yeah, it's crazy stuff.

549

00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:01,263

Yeah, kind of. Okay.

550

00:36:01,389 --> 00:36:02,764

Bye, Mary. Bye.

551

00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:07,018

No.

552

00:36:07,103 --> 00:36:08,270

How did it go?

553

00:36:08,396 --> 00:36:09,521

It was very poor.

554

00:36:09,605 --> 00:36:10,939

Very poor indeed, yeah.

555

00:36:11,107 --> 00:36:12,440

You gotta go again.

556

00:36:13,359 --> 00:36:15,277

You can do it. Take two.

557

00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:22,033

She just always... She

always looks different.

558

00:36:23,786 --> 00:36:26,121

Sorry. it's me again.

559

00:36:26,622 --> 00:36:28,248

Hi. Sorry.

560

00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:30,750

Joanna, this is...

561

00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:32,419

Tim.

562

00:36:32,545 --> 00:36:33,712

Hello. Nice to meet you.

563

00:36:36,299 --> 00:36:39,968

Tim is a total stranger whose

mother's name is Mary.

564

00:36:40,094 --> 00:36:42,804

I just had a weird

experience with Mary here

565

00:36:42,889 --> 00:36:45,432

of thinking she was someone else.

But she wasn't.

566

00:36:45,558 --> 00:36:49,769

But I just wondered if I

could walk round with you

567

00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:54,649

for a while because my sister

Kit Kat is about to leave...

568

00:36:54,775 --> 00:36:55,775

Yeah.

569

00:36:58,404 --> 00:37:00,071

Bye... and...

570

00:37:00,406 --> 00:37:01,823

And so,

571

00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:04,993

I'm about to be quite lonely.

572

00:37:05,661 --> 00:37:09,956

Right. Well, I think we

should probably say no.

573

00:37:10,082 --> 00:37:13,168

No, yes. But on the other hand,

he's got a quite nice smile

574

00:37:13,294 --> 00:37:15,337

and sort of,

you know, fun hair.

575

00:37:17,089 --> 00:37:18,089

Yeah.

576

00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:20,508

All right.

577

00:37:21,010 --> 00:37:25,013

But you have to promise that you are

not one of the following things.

578

00:37:25,181 --> 00:37:26,806

One, a lunatic.

579

00:37:26,891 --> 00:37:28,016

Yeah. No.

580

00:37:28,184 --> 00:37:30,977

Two, a fringe fetishist.

581

00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:34,314

I'm just Kate Moss's

number one male fan.

582

00:37:36,108 --> 00:37:37,651

God. Really?

583

00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,110

Yeah. God, yeah.

584

00:37:39,195 --> 00:37:42,530

Do you agree that the magic

of her lies in her history?

585

00:37:43,115 --> 00:37:45,325

That the informality

of her early shots

586

00:37:45,409 --> 00:37:48,453

compared to this stuff

so you just always know

587

00:37:48,537 --> 00:37:50,914

that, despite the high

fashion, she's still just

588

00:37:50,998 --> 00:37:54,626

that cheeky normal

naked girl on the beach?

589

00:37:55,711 --> 00:37:57,253

Couldn't have put

it better myself.

590

00:37:57,338 --> 00:38:01,049

That's absolutely it.

I agree with that profoundly.

591

00:38:02,385 --> 00:38:03,426

Milk?

592

00:38:03,552 --> 00:38:04,552

Yes.

593

00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,638

Sugar? No.

594

00:38:06,722 --> 00:38:07,764

Boyfriend?

595

00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:08,974

Yes!

596

00:38:09,141 --> 00:38:11,309

No. No, you don't

have a boyfriend.

597

00:38:12,561 --> 00:38:14,896

Do I not look like

I'd have a boyfriend?

598

00:38:15,022 --> 00:38:16,918

Do I look like I'd never

get a boyfriend? No.

599

00:38:16,957 --> 00:38:18,604

That's the rudest thing

I've ever heard.

600

00:38:18,651 --> 00:38:21,486

I didn't mean it like that.

I just didn't expect...

601

00:38:22,655 --> 00:38:24,739

Is it quite a new boyfriend?

602

00:38:24,907 --> 00:38:25,907

Yes.

603

00:38:26,409 --> 00:38:28,410

There he is. Rupert.

604

00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:31,246

Yes. He's so cute. Rupert?

605

00:38:31,372 --> 00:38:32,706

Hi, guys.

606

00:38:33,082 --> 00:38:34,916

Sorry I'm late, with my dad.

607

00:38:36,252 --> 00:38:37,252

Hi, Rupee.

608

00:38:38,546 --> 00:38:39,546

?'Rupee?'?

609

00:38:41,090 --> 00:38:43,258

Well, this is Tim and

610

00:38:43,384 --> 00:38:45,260

we don't know him at all.

611

00:38:45,928 --> 00:38:48,555

Hey, I was thinking we could

take in a film after this.

612

00:38:48,681 --> 00:38:50,306

Get some mixed popcorn,

share a Coke,

613

00:38:50,433 --> 00:38:51,558

snuggle. Okay.

614

00:38:51,934 --> 00:38:52,934

Okay.

615

00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:56,730

When did you two meet? Exactly?

616

00:38:57,273 --> 00:38:59,274

Well, it was only

a week ago, actually.

617

00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:02,902

It’s all been a bit of a

whirlwind, hasn't it, poochy face?

618

00:39:03,279 --> 00:39:06,281

I'm gonna have to teach you what you

can and can't say in front of people.

619

00:39:06,449 --> 00:39:07,866

No ?'poochy face?'? No.

620

00:39:07,950 --> 00:39:09,951

No. Definitely not.

621

00:39:10,119 --> 00:39:14,122

Come on, then. More details about

this wonderful first meeting?

622

00:39:14,248 --> 00:39:15,290

Okay, okay.

623

00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:17,584

It was, um, what... Joanna?

624

00:39:18,127 --> 00:39:19,627

June 17th.

625

00:39:19,795 --> 00:39:21,296

And Jo was

having a little party.

626

00:39:22,131 --> 00:39:25,300

A living hell from which

Rupert, thank God, rescued me.

627

00:39:25,426 --> 00:39:27,594

And where was

this terrible party?

628

00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,804

My brothel of a flat.

629

00:39:29,930 --> 00:39:32,110

Which is where, though? That's

the question, isn't it.

630

00:39:32,149 --> 00:39:33,279

What are you, a detective?

631

00:39:33,759 --> 00:39:35,794

No, sorry, I've just got

a very visual imagination.

632

00:39:35,978 --> 00:39:37,896

I like to imagine

stuff completely.

633

00:39:39,065 --> 00:39:43,234

26 Court field Gardens,

SW5. Around 8:30.

634

00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,987

Dress code, slutty.

Will that do?

635

00:39:46,155 --> 00:39:47,906

Absolutely, yes.

Although I am wondering

636

00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:51,076

when you got there, Rupert.

Early, late?

637

00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:54,662

On time, I think.

True love was calling.

638

00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:56,456

God.

639

00:39:56,749 --> 00:39:59,000

I actually feel a bit

sick now. Just these

640

00:39:59,168 --> 00:40:01,419

muffins, I think.

Never trust a blueberry.

641

00:40:02,838 --> 00:40:04,422

Okay, I'll be back in a tick.

642

00:40:05,841 --> 00:40:07,801

You two are such

a lovely couple.

643

00:40:12,181 --> 00:40:13,348

Bit weird.

644

00:40:13,474 --> 00:40:14,641

He's cute.

645

00:40:14,767 --> 00:40:15,767

I like him.

646

00:40:15,893 --> 00:40:16,935

Yeah, me too.

647

00:40:48,175 --> 00:40:50,218

Hello. Do I know you?

648

00:40:50,386 --> 00:40:53,847

No, no, no.

I'm a friend of Mary's.

649

00:40:54,390 --> 00:40:57,976

She has another friend? Gosh,

you amaze me. But hooray.

650

00:40:58,060 --> 00:40:59,811

Ooh. Hotdog?

651

00:41:00,229 --> 00:41:01,604

Took me hours.

Made them myself.

652

00:41:01,730 --> 00:41:03,064

Thanks.

653

00:41:04,692 --> 00:41:07,235

Disgusting.

Totally undercooked.

654

00:41:07,361 --> 00:41:08,695

See you later.

655

00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:18,246

Why don't we go upstairs,

it's a bit quieter?

656

00:41:33,053 --> 00:41:34,929

Hi. Hi.

657

00:41:35,097 --> 00:41:36,097

I'm Tim.

658

00:41:36,891 --> 00:41:37,932

Mary.

659

00:41:38,058 --> 00:41:40,685

That's my mother's name.

Let's not get into that.

660

00:41:40,769 --> 00:41:44,272

Um... I know this is forward but

661

00:41:44,398 --> 00:41:48,443

your face tells me that you're finding

this party to be a living hell.

662

00:41:50,529 --> 00:41:51,988

So, I just wondered

if you might come

663

00:41:52,072 --> 00:41:55,408

and have a bite to

eat with me instead?

664

00:41:56,118 --> 00:41:57,368

Right now.

665

00:41:57,703 --> 00:41:58,828

I'm sorry?

666

00:41:58,913 --> 00:42:01,456

Obviously, I should have

thought this through more.

667

00:42:01,790 --> 00:42:03,124

Let's talk about Kate Moss.

668

00:42:05,961 --> 00:42:08,129

I love Kate Moss.

669

00:42:08,297 --> 00:42:10,965

I always think the key thing

with her is the history,

670

00:42:11,383 --> 00:42:15,595

you know, the informality of her early

shots compared to high fashion stuff

671

00:42:15,721 --> 00:42:18,890

so you always know that underneath

she's still just the same

672

00:42:19,308 --> 00:42:22,477

cheeky normal girl

naked on the beach.

673

00:42:22,603 --> 00:42:23,603

The beach.

674

00:42:24,146 --> 00:42:26,814

I agree with you completely.

675

00:42:27,107 --> 00:42:30,151

If we leave now then we can have,

you know, more than one starter.

676

00:42:35,407 --> 00:42:37,075

I love your eyes.

677

00:42:38,953 --> 00:42:41,955

And I love the rest

of your face, too.

678

00:42:52,174 --> 00:42:53,925

More than one starter?

679

00:42:54,051 --> 00:42:55,760

10 amazing starters.

680

00:42:56,845 --> 00:42:58,763

After you. Thanks.

681

00:42:58,931 --> 00:43:01,099

Ten minutes is long enough

for any party, I think.

682

00:43:01,183 --> 00:43:03,101

Yeah.

683

00:43:03,185 --> 00:43:04,519

Especially that one.

684

00:43:04,687 --> 00:43:06,187

Evening, all.

685

00:43:06,355 --> 00:43:08,690

God! What a dickhead.

686

00:43:09,817 --> 00:43:10,775

Yeah.

687

00:43:13,821 --> 00:43:16,322

So, what do you do?

688

00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:19,951

I'm a reader at a publisher.

689

00:43:20,035 --> 00:43:22,704

No! You read for a living?

690

00:43:23,372 --> 00:43:26,165

Yes, that's it. I read.

691

00:43:26,292 --> 00:43:27,834

That's so great.

692

00:43:28,168 --> 00:43:30,044

It’s like someone asking,

'What do you do

693

00:43:30,170 --> 00:43:32,005

for a living??'

'Well, I breathe.

694

00:43:32,131 --> 00:43:35,216

'l'm a breather,

I get paid for breathing.?'

695

00:43:35,718 --> 00:43:39,345

How did you get that job? Okay,

smart-ass, what do you do?

696

00:43:40,389 --> 00:43:42,223

I am a lawyer.

697

00:43:42,558 --> 00:43:43,808

Sort of. Sort of.

698

00:43:43,892 --> 00:43:45,560

That's sexy.

699

00:43:46,061 --> 00:43:47,395

Is it?

700

00:43:47,521 --> 00:43:48,896

I mean, I think so.

701

00:43:49,815 --> 00:43:54,068

In a suit, in a court, saving

people's lives. Kind of sexy.

702

00:43:54,403 --> 00:43:56,443

I guess it is. Although it's

not as sexy as reading.

703

00:43:56,530 --> 00:43:59,907

Sitting there in an office,

in a little chair reading.

704

00:44:00,075 --> 00:44:01,492

Okay, stop. Ooh!

705

00:44:01,577 --> 00:44:03,244

Just wait right there,

mister, because

706

00:44:03,329 --> 00:44:05,913

a lot of books get

submitted to my publisher.

707

00:44:06,081 --> 00:44:07,749

So it's an immense

responsibility.

708

00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,500

I bet it is.

709

00:44:09,585 --> 00:44:11,586

But when you do normal reading,

710

00:44:12,421 --> 00:44:15,381

is it ruined because it's your job?

You know, like prostitutes?

711

00:44:15,507 --> 00:44:17,633

I always worry that when

they stop being prostitutes

712

00:44:17,718 --> 00:44:19,093

that they can't

enjoy sex any more.

713

00:44:19,219 --> 00:44:20,595

You always worry about that?

714

00:44:20,679 --> 00:44:22,805

No, I sometimes worry about it.

Good. Okay.

715

00:44:22,890 --> 00:44:25,800

Because someone who always worried

about that would be a bit of a worry.

716

00:44:25,884 --> 00:44:28,552

When you read a newspaper,

do you think,?'Forget this, it's work?'?

717

00:44:28,736 --> 00:44:30,654

Have you interviewed

a lot of prostitutes?

718

00:44:30,838 --> 00:44:32,756

When you read a menu,

do you think,

719

00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:35,709

?'No, I'm not reading this,

unless you pay me hard cash.?'

720

00:44:35,735 --> 00:44:39,046

How many prostitutes will you need to

talk to before this issue is solved?

721

00:44:39,114 --> 00:44:43,034

Are you planning to head to

Eastern Europe and Thailand?

722

00:44:57,216 --> 00:45:00,968

Um... Would you like

to walk me to my car?

723

00:45:01,095 --> 00:45:03,596

Yes. Why not? Okay.

724

00:45:03,806 --> 00:45:05,765

Sounds like a good idea.

725

00:45:06,475 --> 00:45:07,725

What about you?

726

00:45:07,810 --> 00:45:10,895

Yeah, I have

three older brothers.

727

00:45:11,105 --> 00:45:12,563

God. Yeah.

728

00:45:12,648 --> 00:45:14,232

Where are they?

729

00:45:15,818 --> 00:45:17,402

Behind you.

730

00:45:26,787 --> 00:45:28,830

Did you have trouble parking?

731

00:45:30,749 --> 00:45:32,333

Pardon?

732

00:45:32,459 --> 00:45:34,001

It’s just such

a long way to your car.

733

00:45:34,169 --> 00:45:36,587

Well, my car's

actually parked outside

734

00:45:36,713 --> 00:45:39,173

my house.

I got a lift to the party.

735

00:45:41,510 --> 00:45:42,510

Okay.

736

00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:46,431

That's good. That's perfect.

737

00:45:46,849 --> 00:45:47,849

Okay.

738

00:45:52,604 --> 00:45:54,647

And here we are.

739

00:45:54,773 --> 00:45:56,691

My God. Yeah.

740

00:45:56,817 --> 00:46:00,153

Car, house. House, car.

741

00:46:02,489 --> 00:46:04,657

It makes perfect sense.

742

00:46:04,950 --> 00:46:06,617

It’s very logical.

743

00:46:27,973 --> 00:46:28,973

Christ.

744

00:46:31,393 --> 00:46:32,602

Um...

745

00:46:35,397 --> 00:46:36,564

Keys!

746

00:46:50,996 --> 00:46:54,999

I'm gonna go into the bedroom

and put on my new pajamas.

747

00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:56,375

Right.

748

00:46:57,419 --> 00:47:00,713

And then in a minute you can

come in and take them off.

749

00:47:01,673 --> 00:47:03,424

If you want to.

750

00:47:13,602 --> 00:47:15,102

One minute.

751

00:47:20,025 --> 00:47:21,025

Hi.

752

00:47:24,613 --> 00:47:28,449

God. Are you... Are you okay?

Yeah.

753

00:47:30,786 --> 00:47:31,869

Sorry.

754

00:47:31,995 --> 00:47:33,079

That's okay.

755

00:47:56,979 --> 00:47:59,647

It’s a front opener.

756

00:47:59,773 --> 00:48:01,357

It’s a what?

757

00:48:01,483 --> 00:48:03,150

It opens from the front.

758

00:48:04,319 --> 00:48:06,445

Yeah, no, yeah, of course.

759

00:48:06,613 --> 00:48:08,155

Thanks. Sure.

760

00:48:10,742 --> 00:48:12,326

Ooh! Well done.

761

00:48:20,669 --> 00:48:23,004

I'm sure it'll be

better next time.

762

00:48:24,506 --> 00:48:27,008

I thought it was pretty lovely.

763

00:48:27,759 --> 00:48:30,177

Right, no,

it was really lovely.

764

00:48:32,514 --> 00:48:35,182

In fact, can you

just give me one minute?

765

00:48:36,643 --> 00:48:37,643

Okay.

766

00:48:43,775 --> 00:48:44,775

Hi.

767

00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:48,696

Dangerous.

768

00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,119

You really know your bras.

769

00:48:56,038 --> 00:48:57,079

I like to think so.

770

00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:06,714

Well done. Some people make a

real mess of it the first time.

771

00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,299

Amateurs.

772

00:49:10,552 --> 00:49:12,720

Could you give me one second?

773

00:49:13,805 --> 00:49:14,805

Sure.

774

00:49:15,974 --> 00:49:17,224

I couldn't wait.

775

00:49:19,311 --> 00:49:21,479

My goodness.

776

00:49:26,401 --> 00:49:31,739

Best night of my entire life. And now

I've got a suspicion I'm gonna have

777

00:49:31,823 --> 00:49:34,659

the best sleep

of my entire life.

778

00:49:36,328 --> 00:49:39,497

So once is enough

for my perfect guy?

779

00:49:40,332 --> 00:49:43,000

I'm not sure

that's entirely fair.

780

00:49:49,424 --> 00:49:51,008

We're late. No, we're not.

781

00:49:52,511 --> 00:49:55,054

It'll be fine. it's only...

My God.

782

00:50:06,650 --> 00:50:07,650

Bye.

783

00:50:15,867 --> 00:50:17,107

Don't worry,

you're coming with.

784

00:50:23,792 --> 00:50:25,126

I'm taking you home!

785

00:50:30,966 --> 00:50:32,717

Bye. Bye. Bye.

786

00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:35,553

No!

787

00:51:21,558 --> 00:51:23,851

Okay. I have some bad news.

788

00:51:24,561 --> 00:51:26,645

You're dying? No, not that bad.

789

00:51:26,730 --> 00:51:28,522

I'm dying? No.

790

00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:32,193

My parents are in town. They're

visiting and they're coming around.

791

00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,320

God. Parents?

American parents?

792

00:51:35,572 --> 00:51:37,031

When? Now.

793

00:51:37,365 --> 00:51:39,158

They told me and

I didn't tell you

794

00:51:39,493 --> 00:51:42,294

and I thought they'd cancel because

they normally do and they didn't.

795

00:51:42,378 --> 00:51:43,929

Now now? Now now.

796

00:51:44,014 --> 00:51:45,615

So you should probably

put on some pants.

797

00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:48,918

God. Okay, okay.

798

00:51:49,002 --> 00:51:51,670

I'm

sorry, I'm sorry.

799

00:51:51,797 --> 00:51:53,214

Do

they know I exist?

800

00:51:53,381 --> 00:51:57,510

Yeah. I've mentioned something

like you, but nothing very specific.

801

00:51:57,594 --> 00:52:01,388

Yeah, they're quite conservative,

so maybe not those pants.

802

00:52:03,892 --> 00:52:05,559

Okay. Yeah.

803

00:52:05,769 --> 00:52:08,729

God. Okay.

804

00:52:10,899 --> 00:52:13,609

Could you just stall them.

Stall them.

805

00:52:16,696 --> 00:52:17,696

Come on up.

806

00:52:18,198 --> 00:52:20,741

What? I'm sorry, they

don't like waiting.

807

00:52:20,867 --> 00:52:22,576

Okay. Do I live here?

808

00:52:22,702 --> 00:52:24,370

Definitely not.

809

00:52:24,913 --> 00:52:26,497

Are we having sex?

810

00:52:26,623 --> 00:52:28,249

Yeah. But not oral.

811

00:52:28,416 --> 00:52:29,750

I wasn't gonna mention oral.

812

00:52:29,876 --> 00:52:32,628

Okay, good, don't. How did you

think that was gonna come up?

813

00:52:32,754 --> 00:52:34,154

Could you help me

with this, please?

814

00:52:34,256 --> 00:52:37,424

I don't know. if it does,

just deny it completely.

815

00:52:37,592 --> 00:52:39,593

Who's gonna bring it up?

Your dad?

816

00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,429

?'Tim, had any cunnilingus

with my daughter recently??'

817

00:52:42,556 --> 00:52:43,806

Well, you never know.

818

00:52:43,932 --> 00:52:45,224

Okay.

819

00:52:45,767 --> 00:52:47,852

Okay. Ready? Yeah.

820

00:52:49,104 --> 00:52:51,105

They're there.

They are, yeah.

821

00:52:51,273 --> 00:52:52,940

Yeah, right behind you.

Okay. Right, okay.

822

00:52:56,278 --> 00:52:58,112

Dad! Hello, sweet.

823

00:52:58,321 --> 00:53:00,406

Mom. Hi. Hi, honey.

824

00:53:00,490 --> 00:53:02,950

This is Tim.

825

00:53:03,118 --> 00:53:05,160

Hello, sir. Ma'am.

826

00:53:05,745 --> 00:53:08,622

Should we come back when you

haven't got any company, or...

827

00:53:09,791 --> 00:53:12,042

Well, that would be

quite difficult

828

00:53:12,168 --> 00:53:14,461

because Tim

actually lives here.

829

00:53:15,964 --> 00:53:18,299

Really? With you?

830

00:53:18,633 --> 00:53:22,303

Yes. Yeah, but no

oral sex, I promise you.

831

00:53:24,139 --> 00:53:25,639

I beg your pardon?

832

00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,100

Excuse me.

833

00:53:29,477 --> 00:53:33,147

So, Tim, tell us where are you

from, which part of the country?

834

00:53:33,773 --> 00:53:36,358

He's from Cornwall.

Yeah, it's really pretty.

835

00:53:36,484 --> 00:53:40,154

It’s that little bit right at the

end, sort of looks like a shoe.

836

00:53:40,822 --> 00:53:42,281

And you're a lawyer,

is that right?