What’s this? What’s this?

There’s ice cream everywhere

What’s this?

That looks like an eclair

What’s this?

My tummy is grumbling

It’s time for eating

Bib up my friend, tie back your hair

What’s this?

What’s this? What’s this?

Please tell me this isn’t fake

What’s this?

There’s people eating cake

What’s this?

The brûlée needs a

Little bit more frosting

All the treats taste great and fatty.

Would you kindly pass the taffy?

What is this?

What’s this?

The cakes have many layers

With each looking yummy

I’ll stick my fork right in

And send the cake down my tummy

Next I need to grab pecans

And spread them out on the pies

I feel watering in my mouth

Smile big and open wide

Mmm mmm

What’s this?

I cut a slice of cheese, I smell

At long last I’m awake, wired

I’ll savor each bite in all its glory

Tastes so good it needs a choir

What’s this?

What’s this?

The diet is finally over, let’s cheer

And don’t forget to drink

Oh my!

I’ve been hanging on by a string

Now I can eat like a king

Looks like I’m going to have fun

I swear to God I’ll eat a ton

First I’ll eat this

And then eat this

Mmm, save room for the next dish

What’s this?

Oh my, look there

Pasta that’s knee deep

Pulling out the fork from its sheath

The mac, smothered in cheese they look so gem

And tortellini, all the yummy things.

Thinking ‘bout it feels so grand

What’s this?

It’s like coming back ashore

And you need to kiss the ground

Going so long without this food

The thought seems so unsound

All I can do is look and glare

Makes me want to pull out my hair

The food is everywhere

And it’s all I smell in the air

Sure I might get round

But without it I am so wound

I didn’t know it’d be a chore

Surviving this has been so rough

I just want some marshmallow fluff

I want it, oh, I want it

Oh, I want all the sweet treats

I want them now

I want them all

How could I leave them for so long?

What is this?