Most of us on Reddit know how it feels when our trusty old pitchfork brakes down only to discover the warranty was void/expired for months and left with a hefty maintenance fee!

But what if we could change that?

#Introducing /r/bamboozle_insurance and our Pitchfork Department.

Plans include:

#FORKED PLAN

This is our most basic plan; it includes damage protection for your pitchforks and future maintenance costs. This plan is good for the casual lynch and not for commercial use.

#PITCHFORK PRODUCTION PACKAGE

This is our industrial production and delivery program. Any damaged factories are covered so if your 3D printer malfunctions you aren't blindsided by unexpected costs!  

Our delivery plan also includes any accidental damage but is limited to drops, fire, and flood. This does not cover manufacturer defects.

#PITCH PERFECT PLAN

 Do you want to cover the cost of pitchforks should the need to riot arise unexpectedly?

 We work directly with /r/pitchforkemporium to provide the highest quality pitchforks for LITTLE TO NO COST for you! Just pay two karma a month and small premiums!