Name: Mia Rand

Species: Reformed human Sue

Home Continuum: World One

Age: 15

Appearance: Five feet, eight inches, and gangly. She has golden hair that she keeps cropped short for convenience, and a pale complexion. She’s rather bulky for a teenaged girl, and enjoys wearing black and leather.

Powers: Mia still has some Suvian power in her, which manifests as urple eyes that she keeps hidden behind dark sunglasses. She’s athletic, and good with swords.

Personality: In general, Mia is short-tempered and irritable. Her humor tends towards sarcasm, often at Michael’s expense, but he’s resilient to it. She has a soft spot for learning new things, and if you happen to be able to teach her something you’ve earned her friendship. Mia also has an odd affinity for anything fluffy- including fics.

History: Mia was recruited from Alleb’s badfic, which was never even given a title. She was seven at the time, and spent her childhood in the care of various agents before finally being allowed into active duty in the DMS. She found the Department not to her liking, and transferred over to DF.

Department: DF, formerly DMS.

Name: Michael Green. Don’t call him Mike or Mikey

Species: Human

Home Continuum: World One

Age: 19

Appearance: Michael is slightly above average height, has a fairly uninteresting face and skin color, and brown eyes with thick lashes. His hair is sort of dishwater blond, with a blue streak near the front. He keeps it poofy. He’s not particularly noted for his attractiveness, but he could be described as “nice-looking” if he put a little care into his dress.

Powers: He’s demonstrated the rare ability to remain on Mia’s good side, despite her violent tendencies. He himself is quite clear of those, and can also keep a relatively level head in some pretty bad fic. This and his resistance to insanity are both widely regarded as enviable superpowers.

Personality: Michael is an easygoing guy with a love of puns. He’s a kind boy, which led him to transfer out of the DMS as soon as he got in, and he is known to be fairly generous. However, when he is irritable, he snaps at people with no good reason and is generally No Fun.

History: Michael had a fairly idyllic childhood, growing up in a suburban Christian home. He had two older siblings and a twin sister, and on Saturday afternoons they all had lightsaber fights in the backyard. When he was eighteen, Michael and his kitten, Oromë, were pulled into HQ through a plothole. There he learned about the threat of bad fanfiction to the multiverse, and decided to stay and fight against it. However, he couldn’t bear to leave his family without telling them he was okay, and managed to get a message back to World One with the help of a few friendly Despatch agents. His family wrote back, and told him to do what he had to; fight for the multiverse. He still carries the letter around in his pocket.

        Michael was in training for a year, and still can’t shoot a bow and arrow. He’s handier with a gun, but specializes in LotR, so this does him no good. After one of the briefest stints in the DMS known to the PPC, Michael transferred to the DF, and there was partnered with Mia. We’ll see how that goes.

Department: DF, formerly DMS