Announcer:

You’re tuned into Catechism where either you’re a fool or with God you have the wisdom

I’ll start with some questions but God’s the one blessing the correct answers from the contestants

Biblical questions on God’s invisible presence; one life to get it right or learn a difficult lesson

The winner states that he’s wise, believes the messiah; the rest are consolation prize is eternal fire

Let’s begin: Catechism!

Man’s innocent before the age of accountability all the years before this stage are found guilty free

No dancin’ around the answer like you do the waltz; it’s a simple question: true or false?

Contestant 1:

True! We born innocent, it’s the Lord’s benefit, He’s a loving God who gives warm sentiments

to all his children until a certain age, he’s call’s appealing in this perfect stage

There won’t be any children who blaze in hell; we’re held accountable after the age of 12

Like water on the floor better mop this up, God isn’t unfair; God is love

Announcer:

Wrong! God isn’t unfair, but our sin it outcries the El Shaddai, the soul that sins it shall die

Well off to hell, everyone that fell in sin goes; it don’t matter if you be 12 like bingo

“The wages of sin is death” every sinner will see demise; Psalm 58:3 from the womb we’re speaking lies

The scriptures contend Psalm 51:5 Let’s not pretend: we’re from iniquity, in a conception of sin

See that [ ] scary, if sin wasn’t hereditary it would make the savior very unnecessary

Next question: What if you’ve never heard the gospel, would you still be sent to rot in a cell in God’s hell?

Like for instance the innocent natives, but it’s a trick question ‘cause of sin’s enslavement

Contestant 2:

‘Cause we’re made in God’s image we’re not blemished; this life’s practice like a split squad scrimmage

Our [ ] future is the real life and it’s Mother Nature’s job to reveal Christ

So, natives from every tribe and tongue will rise as one when this life is done and

I for one will surprise you son; sin don’t enslave the block like [ ], son

Announcer:

If I may interject; no disrespect to your intellect, but I’m sorry your answer was incorrect

Like a counterfeit autograph his sign we sort of have; the only thing mother nature reveals is the Lord in wrath

Not only does the scriptures say no one seeks God, but furthermore those in the flesh cannot please God

By nature we are called “children of wrath” and when that day of wrath comes there won’t be someone building a raft

Adam’s sin passed down the line now we’re all foul and blind; in love with darkness like our valentine

We can’t change our heart for Christ, like Jeremiah 13:23 “a leopard can’t change his spots for stripes”

See, part of the story is total inability; show’s his true humility; his God gets the glory

True: We must trust in the cross of Christ now, but is your salvation lost with no righteous lifestyle?

Contestant 3:

Ah, a question with no difficulty: works keep you saved? surely this is faulty

If Christ’s spirit is in you then he will continue the ministry in your heart as he finishes what he started

No righteous lifestyle? I’m hesitant with this; ‘cause it might mean your salvation never existed

When the weather gets morbid, those who act triflin’ think they’re back sliding but never slid forward

If we can lose our salvation that’s truly amazing; the question I would pose then is: who is doing the saving?

Announcer:

Look it’s amazing grace; you’re right, I’m glad, but might I add in the book of Galatians

Before I digress let the readers digest: having begun in the spirit it’s not completed by flesh

Wait for the question before you result with your voice: who was Jesus? multiple choice:

A. A good teacher

B. The Messiah

C. The lamb of God that can save us from the fire

D. He was all of these earthly ministries, but also the divine 2nd person of the trinity

Contestant 1:

He was A!

Announcer:

No

Contestant 2:

No, it’s B!

Announcer:

Wrong

Contestant 3:

C?

Announcer:

I’m sorry, all 3 get the gong

There was a man who turned to Christ, he was like, “Good teacher, how do I gain eternal life?”

Replied, “there’s none good but God” implies if I’m good I’m God and that’s how Christ pulled his card

See the heavens maintain his worth; even a star proclaimed his birth when he came to earth

He was put to death by our sin, which was no good, but resurrected 3 days later to prove his Godhood

You still not get it? He was killed so we could make up like cosmetics and fulfill prophetics

I’m sorry, you had your chance to agree, but can’t you see the correct answer was D