SATIRE 2020

Svab

100 Word Rant

Your first assignment!

Don’t worry; you’re destined to fail.

Write a 100 word rant about any topic of your choosing. Make it eloquent, interesting, and, most importantly, angry. What makes you seeth? What drives you crazy? Be specific! Be petty! Do you hate it when your sister never closes a Zip-Lock bag correctly? Does your dad put on a new toilet paper roll backwards? Does your microwave’s beeping noise drive you insane? Do people who don’t turn on their headlights in the rain make you homicidal? Let’s vent!

You MUST use 90-100 words. NO MORE!

Don’t be personal; don’t write “I hate Mr. Svab” or “I hate Mr. Loach” or “I hate French teachers whose names rhyme with ‘Dark Fall.’” Be more universal, while at the same time petty.

No profanity, please, and proofread for grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

Be prepared to share your rant with the class.

WRITE YOUR RANT BELOW: