*note -- I have added reddit (and other) user-submitted messages in RED (9 total so far)
03/13/2014: 397 unique caps and counting
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9 is Genuine
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
A beer in hand is worth 2 in the Fridge
A bird in the hand is normally chicken
A clever chap always looks under the cap.
A foul fowl is nothing to cluck at
A frozen Heart could use a jump Start
A good Sneeze can Knock you on your Knees
A Mate that’s Great will tell it Straight
A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Baste
A Night-Out with Trey would Make my Day
A Night with Tom Petty makes me sweaty
A pint is Savory when chowing Fries & Gravy
A Toast to Dennis and Justin
Adore our Spores
Ain’t nothing but something to do
All hopped up and nowhere to go
All my friends are Brown and Red
All would Rather you didn't Blather
Alpha, Beta, Zappa
Always be Kind to a creative Mind
And no Oompa-Loompa’s
Are you content with where you Went?
Are You Really Ready?
As you live and learn, dig and be dug in return.
Bare Feet! Not Arms!
Be A Traveler, Not A Tourist
Be a Winner, share your Dinner
Be Alert, not Inert
Be at peace not in pieces
Be bullish about your beer
Be careful out there...it's weird
Be Specifically General
Be True. Be You.
Beauty is in the Bottle of the Beerholder
Beer For Peace
BEER IS BETTER WHEN YOU DRINK TOGETHER
Beer is good, but beers are better
Beer is good food
Behold! The Power Of Yeast
Better Luck next Time
Better than butter....
Beware of Ducks in Raincoats
Beware The Bore Behind The Door
Big Brother is Watching TV
big Bubbles, big Troubles
Blend with a Friend
Bob likes hornberg’s
Booyah! Love Luke
Bottle caps have feelings too
Bottled with Care by Rob, Chrissy, and Crew
Bottled with Care, by Ted and Crew
Break the Cage of the Digital Age
Brewed For You
Bubbles in the Bath make your toes Laugh
Buff your Inner Glow
Buy your gal growlers with her flowers
Can YOU hear it?
Can you smell your nose?
Celebration calls for libation!
Clean your Plate when you’re on a Date
Come Focus with Sunday Ski Club
Come to the Night… of the Living Dead
Condoms prevent minivans
Create a Blimp shaped like a Shrimp
Did you vote?
Dinner Sold Separately
Do not Quibble with Iskabibble
Do not Steer while Drinking Beer
Do not stroll through an Open Hole
Does killing time damage eternity?
Dogs are King of Everything
Don't be a cog in the cultural fog
Don’t Be A Pig When You Swig
Don't be a sleaze when it's time to pass the keys
Don't Cause A Stink When You Drink
Don’t Climb a Ladder with a Full Bladder
Don't cook bacon naked
Don’t Despoil the Soil
don't drink and scrabble
Don't Eat with Your Feet
Don’t get Moldy as you grow Oldy
Don’t get Rusty before getting Old & Crusty
Don’t get too Stewed on the stuff that we Brewed
Don’t let Attraction become a Distraction
Don’t Pick Your Nose When It Shows
Don’t Piddle where you Fiddle
Don’t Plunder the Wonder
Don’t pour Sap on your Lap
Don't put the 'oui' in ennui!
Don't Rely on those who won't Try
Don't Slave Away Until Your Grave
Don’t smirk at quirks
Don’t Tease, aim to Please
Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
Don’t throw a Can at a good looking Man
Don’t throw Mud, throw a Spud
Don’t Throw Stones at Others’ Bones
Don’t try to prevent a predestined Event
Don’t Yap when you Nap
Don’t Zap your only Map
Drain the Bladder Before it gets fatter
Dreams intervene mundane routines
Embrace alternative Methods at this Time
Engage Your head or it’ll get Dead
Enjoy a 9 when you Dine
Enjoy the libations without reservations
Every Beginning Starts With Another's Ending
Everyone knows that no one knows
Everything will be clear Tomorrow
Everything's better on a stick
Expand your View with Things that are New
Fear Bad Beer
Feast On Yeast
Feed the Nation with Imagination
Feed your Spirit by Living Near It
Feel Strange at least twice a Day
Find a Cure in the Soup du Jour
Find a Solution to Mind Pollution
Find Salvation through acts of Creation
Find the Way through Play
For a good emotion have a notion
Forbidden Fruits Make The Tastiest Jams
Forget your Self-control & Rock ‘n Roll
Free At Last!
Frolic around downtown.
From others' Lips Slip useful Tips
Full throttle bottle
Get Boxed at the Philthy Ox
GOOD BEER BRINGS GOOD CHEER
Good Food, Good Beer... Good Gosh, Let's Eat
Good times are had when wearing plaid
Got Beer! Got Disc Golf?
Great Beer Is Quite Near
Gus loves it!
Happy New Beer!
Hatless beer means refreshment is near
Have a 9 on 9/9
Have no Fear, your Beer is Right Here
Have 3, Gotta pee
Have you the will to Chill?
Heed the Spirit, if you can Hear it
Herbert the Pervert likes Sherbet
HEY YOU DIDN’T WIN! But you got a GREAT BEER
History is all Reruns
Hocus Pocus… I Can’t Focus
Holy Cow! Drink Me Now!
“Home of the Twin Lobster”
Honk If You Like Peace And Quiet
Hope is in the hops
How did You get like This?
How Much for the Goat?
Humor is a Tumor when it becomes a Rumor
I got published by Magic Hat
I Have What i Want
I hope You Enjoy Myself
I Love A Hoppy Ending
I never won Oregon Trail. I never could ford the river.
I second that Odd Notion...
I would give my left arm to be ambidextrous
If Jerry were here, we’d Buy him a Beer
If left at the Altar, do not Falter
If You Can Spare One, Share One
If you imbibe, let others Drive
Imagination is more valuable than money
Imbibe with your Tribe
In despair? Yeasts will repair
In Time, we all Rhyme
Intelligent Conversation is a Revelation
Is jumbo larger than huge?
It ain’t where You’re from, it’s where You’re at!
It can be Great to Agitate
it is better to Make than to Take
it’s 4:19, got a minute?
It's all a Movie, but it's Your Movie
It's All About Me
It’s Crazy to be Lazy
It's definitely Possible
it’s Easy to Talk and Say nothing at the Same Time
It’s Good to be King
it’s Good to be Queen
It’s no Fake, that’s real Cheesecake
It's No Sin... Try Again
It's Not Drivel To Be Civil
It’s still Home if you’re Alone
I've been known to dabble
Jinx! Buy me a beer.
Just Beyond The Whale's Tails Awaits For You Exquisite Ales
Just say 9
Karma Cannot Be Denied
Keep in touch with yourself
Keep the Fluff out of the Stuff
Keep the Pace go to Space
Keep this bottle forever… and tell No One
Keep Your Comments Amusing, Not Accusing
Kindlessness = Mindlessness
Lend you Ear to someone who’s dear
Let's All Hail Our Favorite Ale
Let's get metaphysical
Let’s start a Nation on permanent Vacation
Life in a Hurry makes everything Blurry
Life is a journey, not a guided tour
Life is Better inside a Warm Sweater
Life is Not a Dress Rehearsal
Life is Sweet when it’s Complete
Life is Tragic without any Magic
Life Stinks with no Jinx
Life… Love… Ale.
Life’s A Beer… DRINK IT!
Life’s not Heaven on Route 7
Liquor before beer… Are you kidding?
Listen to your inner rhythm.
Live a little – Give a little.
Loath To Drink India Ink
Love Is Blind To Your Behind
Love over Time is quite Sublime
Magic is Where you Make It
Majik hatt Hellps me spel
Make Love, not processed Food
Make Love, Not War
Make your Move to Improve your Groove
May your ferndocks always be krenzled
Milk a cow til it says “WOW”
Minds Awaken On Roads Less Taken
moments Only pass to make room for More
Money can’t buy Poverty
Mother Earth Has Untold Worth
Mud Season is pleasin’ for a Reason
Music is Grand with a good beer in Hand
My grass is blue.
My superpower is drinking
Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
Never Flee From Glee
Never hop in An Open Coffin
Never Pretend to a Friend
Never Seal Lips While Drinkinng
Never tether your feathers
Never Wish for a Three-Headed Fish
Newmie's Feet .. what a Treat
No Winners for Sinners
Now is the Golden time.
Of Jordan we’ll miss, his Hightops were Miss Bliss
Offer A Snake To Someone You Hate
One Always Pounces on our 12 Fluid Ounces
One Good Ale's Better Than 6 Bad Ones
One nation under a groove
Over-Achievers Underestimate The Rest of Us
Participation makes a great Nation
Perception is reality.
Philosophy is not a Luxury item
Pity never profits
Please have exact change.
Please Try not to Lie
Poise and Grace keep Egg off your Face
Present this Cap to one Full of Crap
Pull my Finger but do Not Linger
Put a glide in yo' stride, and a dip in yo' hip
Put Glitter In Its Place
Put no Stock in the tick of the Clock
Rain or Shine, it's just a State of Mind.
Raise hopes Not fears
raunchy goats eat crunchy oats
read Books... not Bottlecaps
read these words of quip before you sip
Rebel, rebel, toil, and trouble.
Recycle your soul
Red Feck lives here
Red Sky At Night, Sailor's Delight
Remember The Dinosaurs
Ripper Dipper Zipper Sipper
Rock the Beer Tent at Set Break
See With Your Heart, Hear With Your Head
Seek alternative routes
Seek First… ask Questions Later
Seize the Cheese
Share a popcorn Ball with the apostle Paul
Share A Stout With Whoever's About
Shop with the Pros
Simon says drink your beer.
six Hats, go Pats
Slurp Soup on a Sloop
Sow a seed don't kill a weed.
Speak well of others & you need never whisper
Spend Time Not Money
Stare at the Sky if you wonder Why
Start a wave
Steer clear of Humongous Fungus
Stop looking… and you’ll find it
Stuff a Liar with Balls of Briar
Suck the toe of Edgar Allen Poe
Support your local Music
Surrender to life's Splendor
Tag! You’re it
Take a Break to eat Cake
Take a Day to Roll In the Hay
Take two Lumps when you’re in the Dumps
That which does not kill me makes me stranger
That's a RED flag!
The answer is in your other hand
The Answer is Inside You
The answer is YES
The Best Potion is a Odd Notion.
The Bottled Alliance Of Magic And Science
the Choice has Always been Yours
The Devil is in the Potato Salad
The Early Wizard Gets The Wand
The End is At The Bottom...
the journey is the destination
The Ocean is the Biggest Potion
The Planet has Needs for your Deeds
The Queen resides in Hoboken
The Real Scene Cannot Be Seen
The Root Of Pretension is Apprehension
The Sky is too blue to be True
The Truth is Slippery, like Eels
The universe Always has Other plans
The Universe begins Immediately to your left
The Urge to Create is Always Great
The Weight is not as Heavy as you Think
The Weird should never be Feared
There is beer under here
there’s only a need if there’s a want
Think before you Wink
thoughtlessly rant and you'll have to recant
Time is Slow when there’s acres to Mow
Time is Slow when you’re six feet Below
To Be Olden is Golden
To conceal a Fart is an age-old Art
To Truly Live, You Have To Give
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about yesterday
Today’s Forecast: Beer
Tonight can be Thrilling if you’re Willing
Too Big A Boast Will Turn You Into Toast
Travel Wide but not to Hide
Try not to be Your own Enemy
Try not to Blush when in Walks your Crush
Turn to your mate and seal your Fate
try to Impress .. And you make a Mess
Tweak the Nose of Those Who Doze
Undressing. Distressing or a Blessing
Unfettered makes it better
Upon the Fruits of Our Yeast, You now Feast
Veni, vidi, bibi
Visit Alternative Destinations
Wacka - Wacka
Waste Time, Collect’em all
We all have the Power to Blossom & Flower
We Brew What’s True
We corn in peas and mean no ham
We’d be Beasts without Yeast
What could be Better than a beer with Eddie Vedder
What exactly are you waiting for?
What if c-a-t spelled dog
What is the Cost of the thing you have Lost
What Is The Cost Of Things You Have Lost
What Is The Mixture Of Life’s Elixer?
What is Today’s secret Word
What is your Secret?
What’s the link between what you drink and think?
What’s The Real Endangered Species!
Whatever peels your orange
When in a Bind, use your Mind
When in a Trance, don’t take off your Pants
When in Rome...
When in the Bar, Choose the Star
Where for are thou Chromeo?
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Whose at Fault for the Asphalt Vault
Why be coy, smell the joy
Wine and Dine before the Line
Wine is fine but Nine's divine
Wine Me, Dine Me, #9 Me
Without hops the world stops
work smarter not harder
Write Your Own Future
You are next in line
You can Win if you can Grin
You Get what you Give, so Remember to Live
You have the Power to rule the Hour
You might Sigh if left with Humble Pie
You Need No Greed
You're never Alone with a Bone
You’re so Wry