*note -- I have added reddit (and other) user-submitted messages in RED (9 total so far)

03/13/2014: 397 unique caps and counting

10/27/2014: 398

01/17/2017: 399

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9 is Genuine

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

A beer in hand is worth 2 in the Fridge

A bird in the hand is normally chicken

A clever chap always looks under the cap.

A foul fowl is nothing to cluck at

A frozen Heart could use a jump Start

A good Sneeze can Knock you on your Knees

A Mate that’s Great will tell it Straight

A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Baste

A Night-Out with Trey would Make my Day

A Night with Tom Petty makes me sweaty

A pint is Savory when chowing Fries & Gravy

A Toast to Dennis and Justin

Adore our Spores

Ain’t nothing but something to do

All hopped up and nowhere to go

All my friends are Brown and Red

All would Rather you didn't Blather

Alpha, Beta, Zappa

Always be Kind to a creative Mind

And no Oompa-Loompa’s

Are you content with where you Went?

Are You Really Ready?

As you live and learn, dig and be dug in return.

Banana costumes, by nature, are funny.

Bare Feet! Not Arms!

Be A Traveler, Not A Tourist

Be a Winner, share your Dinner

Be Alert, not Inert

Be at peace not in pieces

Be bullish about your beer

Be careful out there...it's weird

Be Specifically General

Be True. Be You.

Beauty is in the Bottle of the Beerholder

Beer For Peace


Beer is good, but beers are better

Beer is good food

Behold! The Power Of Yeast

Better Luck next Time

Better than butter....

Beware of Ducks in Raincoats

Beware The Bore Behind The Door

Big Brother is Watching TV

big Bubbles, big Troubles

Blend with a Friend

Bob likes hornberg’s

Booyah! Love Luke

Bottle caps have feelings too

Bottled with Care by Rob, Chrissy, and Crew

Bottled with Care, by Ted and Crew

Break the Cage of the Digital Age

Brewed For You

Bubbles in the Bath make your toes Laugh

Buff your Inner Glow

Buy your gal growlers with her flowers

Can YOU hear it?

Can you smell your nose?

Celebration calls for libation!

Clean your Plate when you’re on a Date

Come Focus with Sunday Ski Club

Come to the Night… of the Living Dead

Condoms prevent minivans

Create a Blimp shaped like a Shrimp

Did you vote?

Dinner Sold Separately

Do not Quibble with Iskabibble

Do not Steer while Drinking Beer

Do not stroll through an Open Hole

Does killing time damage eternity?

Dogs are King of Everything

Don't be a cog in the cultural fog

Don’t Be A Pig When You Swig

Don't be a sleaze when it's time to pass the keys

Don't Cause A Stink When You Drink

Don’t Climb a Ladder with a Full Bladder

Don't cook bacon naked

Don’t Despoil the Soil

don't drink and scrabble

Don't Eat with Your Feet

Don’t get Moldy as you grow Oldy

Don’t get Rusty before getting Old & Crusty

Don’t get too Stewed on the stuff that we Brewed

Don’t let Attraction become a Distraction

Don’t Pick Your Nose When It Shows

Don’t Piddle where you Fiddle

Don’t Plunder the Wonder

Don’t pour Sap on your Lap

Don't put the 'oui' in ennui!

Don't Rely on those who won't Try

Don't Slave Away Until Your Grave

Don’t smirk at quirks

Don’t Tease, aim to Please

Don't Think Twice, It's All Right

Don’t throw a Can at a good looking Man

Don’t throw Mud, throw a Spud

Don’t Throw Stones at Others’ Bones

Don’t try to prevent a predestined Event

Don’t Yap when you Nap

Don’t Zap your only Map

Drain the Bladder Before it gets fatter

Dreams intervene mundane routines

Embrace alternative Methods at this Time

Engage Your head or it’ll get Dead

Enjoy a 9 when you Dine

Enjoy the libations without reservations

Every Beginning Starts With Another's Ending

Everyone knows that no one knows

Everything will be clear Tomorrow

Everything's better on a stick

Expand your View with Things that are New

Fear Bad Beer

Feast On Yeast

Feed the Nation with Imagination

Feed your Spirit by Living Near It

Feel Strange at least twice a Day

Find a Cure in the Soup du Jour

Find a Solution to Mind Pollution

Find Salvation through acts of Creation

Find the Way through Play

For a good emotion have a notion

Forbidden Fruits Make The Tastiest Jams

Forget your Self-control & Rock ‘n Roll

Free At Last!

Frolic around downtown.

From others' Lips Slip useful Tips

Full throttle bottle

Get Boxed at the Philthy Ox

Get Jinxed

Go 9?


Good Food, Good Beer... Good Gosh, Let's Eat

Good times are had when wearing plaid

got Cap?

Got Beer?

Got Beer!  Got Disc Golf?

Got Magic?

Great Beer Is Quite Near

Gus loves it!

Happy New Beer!

Hat Enough?

Hatless beer means refreshment is near

Have a 9 on 9/9

Have no Fear, your Beer is Right Here

Have 3, Gotta pee

Have you the will to Chill?

Heed the Spirit, if you can Hear it

Herbert the Pervert likes Sherbet

Hey Norbert!


History is all Reruns

Hocus Pocus… I Can’t Focus

Holy Cow! Drink Me Now!

“Home of the Twin Lobster”

Honk If You Like Peace And Quiet

Hope is in the hops

How did You get like This?

How Much for the Goat?

Humor is a Tumor when it becomes a Rumor

I got published by Magic Hat

I Have What i Want

I hope You Enjoy Myself

I Love A Hoppy Ending

I never won Oregon Trail. I never could ford the river.

I second that Odd Notion...

I would give my left arm to be ambidextrous

If Jerry were here, we’d Buy him a Beer

If left at the Altar, do not Falter

If You Can Spare One, Share One

If you imbibe, let others Drive

Imagination is more valuable than money

Imbibe with your Tribe

In despair? Yeasts will repair

In Time, we all Rhyme

Ingredients: Beer

Intelligent Conversation is a Revelation

Is jumbo larger than huge?

It ain’t where You’re from, it’s where You’re at!

It can be Great to Agitate

it is better to Make than to Take

it’s 4:19, got a minute?

It's all a Movie, but it's Your Movie

It's All About Me

It’s Crazy to be Lazy

It's definitely Possible

it’s Easy to Talk and Say nothing at the Same Time

It’s Good to be King

it’s Good to be Queen

It’s no Fake, that’s real Cheesecake

It's No Sin... Try Again

It's Not Drivel To Be Civil

It’s still Home if you’re Alone

I've been known to dabble

Jinx!  Buy me a beer.

Just Beyond The Whale's Tails Awaits For You Exquisite Ales

Just say 9

Karma Cannot Be Denied

Keep in touch with yourself

Keep the Fluff out of the Stuff

Keep the Pace go to Space

Keep this bottle forever… and tell No One

Keep Your Comments Amusing, Not Accusing

Kindlessness = Mindlessness

Lend you Ear to someone who’s dear

Let's All Hail Our Favorite Ale

Let's get metaphysical

Let’s start a Nation on permanent Vacation

Life in a Hurry makes everything Blurry

Life is a journey, not a guided tour

Life is Better inside a Warm Sweater

Life is Not a Dress Rehearsal

Life is Sweet when it’s Complete

Life is Tragic without any Magic

Life Stinks with no Jinx

Life… Love… Ale.

Life’s A Beer… DRINK IT!

Life’s not Heaven on Route 7

Liquor before beer… Are you kidding?

Listen to your inner rhythm.

Live a little – Give a little.

Loath To Drink India Ink

Love Is Blind To Your Behind

Love over Time is quite Sublime

Magic is Where you Make It

Majik hatt Hellps me spel

Make Love, not processed Food

Make Love, Not War

Make your Move to Improve your Groove


May your ferndocks always be krenzled

Milk a cow til it says “WOW”

Minds Awaken On Roads Less Taken

moments Only pass to make room for More

Money can’t buy Poverty

Mother Earth Has Untold Worth

Mud Season is pleasin’ for a Reason

Music is Grand with a good beer in Hand

My grass is blue.

My superpower is drinking

Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head

Never Flee From Glee

Never hop in An Open Coffin

Never Pretend to a Friend

Never Seal Lips While Drinkinng

Never tether your feathers

Never Wish for a Three-Headed Fish

Newmie's Feet .. what a Treat

No Winners for Sinners

Now is the Golden time.

Of Jordan we’ll miss, his Hightops were Miss Bliss

Offer A Snake To Someone You Hate

One Always Pounces on our 12 Fluid Ounces

One Good Ale's Better Than 6 Bad Ones

One nation under a groove

Over-Achievers Underestimate The Rest of Us

Participation makes a great Nation

Perception is reality.

Philosophy is not a Luxury item

Pity never profits

Please have exact change.

Please Try not to Lie

Poise and Grace keep Egg off your Face

Present this Cap to one Full of Crap

Pull my Finger but do Not Linger

Put a glide in yo' stride, and a dip in yo' hip

Put Glitter In Its Place

Put no Stock in the tick of the Clock

Rain or Shine, it's just a State of Mind.

Raise hopes Not fears

raunchy goats eat crunchy oats

read Books... not Bottlecaps

read these words of quip before you sip

Rebel, rebel, toil, and trouble.

Recycle your soul

Red Feck lives here

Red Sky At Night, Sailor's Delight

Remember The Dinosaurs

Ripper Dipper Zipper Sipper

Rock the Beer Tent at Set Break

See With Your Heart, Hear With Your Head

Seek alternative routes

Seek First… ask Questions Later

Seize the Cheese

Share a popcorn Ball with the apostle Paul

Share A Stout With Whoever's About

Shop with the Pros

Simon says drink your beer.

six Hats, go Pats

Slurp Soup on a Sloop

Sow a seed don't kill a weed.

Speak well of others & you need never whisper

Spend Time Not Money

Spread Fred

Stare at the Sky if you wonder Why

Start a wave

Steer clear of Humongous Fungus

Stop looking… and you’ll find it

Stuff a Liar with Balls of Briar

Suck the toe of Edgar Allen Poe

Support your local Music

Surrender to life's Splendor

Tag!  You’re it

Take a Break to eat Cake

Take a Day to Roll In the Hay

Take two Lumps when you’re in the Dumps

That which does not kill me makes me stranger

That's a RED flag!

The answer is in your other hand

The Answer is Inside You

The answer is YES

The Best Potion is a Odd Notion.

The Bottled Alliance Of Magic And Science

the Choice has Always been Yours

The Devil is in the Potato Salad

The Early Wizard Gets The Wand

The End is At The Bottom...

the journey is the destination

The Ocean is the Biggest Potion

The Planet has Needs for your Deeds

The Queen resides in Hoboken

The Real Scene Cannot Be Seen

The Root Of Pretension is Apprehension

The Sky is too blue to be True

The Truth is Slippery, like Eels

The universe Always has Other plans

The Universe begins Immediately to your left

The Urge to Create is Always Great

The Weight is not as Heavy as you Think

The Weird should never be Feared

There is beer under here

there’s only a need if there’s a want

Think before you Wink

thoughtlessly rant and you'll have to recant

Time is Slow when there’s acres to Mow

Time is Slow when you’re six feet Below

To Be Olden is Golden

To conceal a Fart is an age-old Art

To Truly Live, You Have To Give

Today is the Tomorrow we worried about yesterday

Today’s Forecast: Beer

Tonight can be Thrilling if you’re Willing

Too Big A Boast Will Turn You Into Toast

Travel Wide but not to Hide

Try not to be Your own Enemy

Try not to Blush when in Walks your Crush

Turn to your mate and seal your Fate

try to Impress .. And you make a Mess

Tweak the Nose of Those Who Doze

Undressing.  Distressing or a Blessing

Unfettered makes it better

Upon the Fruits of Our Yeast, You now Feast

Veni, vidi, bibi

Visit Alternative Destinations

Wacka - Wacka

Waste Time, Collect’em all

We all have the Power to Blossom & Flower

We Brew What’s True

We corn in peas and mean no ham

We’d be Beasts without Yeast

What could be Better than a beer with Eddie Vedder

What exactly are you waiting for?

What if c-a-t spelled dog

What is the Cost of the thing you have Lost

What Is The Cost Of Things You Have Lost

What Is The Mixture Of Life’s Elixer?

What is Today’s secret Word

What is your Secret?

What’s the link between what you drink and think?

What’s The Real Endangered Species!

Whatever peels your orange

When in a Bind, use your Mind

When in a Trance, don’t take off your Pants

When in Rome...

When in the Bar, Choose the Star

Where for are thou Chromeo?

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?

Where’s Waldo?

Whose at Fault for the Asphalt Vault

Why be coy, smell the joy

Wine and Dine before the Line

Wine is fine but Nine's divine

Wine Me, Dine Me, #9 Me

Without hops the world stops


work smarter not harder

Write Your Own Future



You are next in line

You can Win if you can Grin

You Get what you Give, so Remember to Live

You have the Power to rule the Hour

You might Sigh if left with Humble Pie

You Need No Greed

You're never Alone with a Bone

You’re so Wry