Every Homestuck
Character
Omegapause: Commence.
As we enter the final break (hopefully) of the comic, I decided to bring the long overdue update of this list. For those of you who have never seen this before, WELCOME! This is a list documenting literally every single character from Homestuck. This list also makes you ask the deeply philosophical question: “Is an inanimate stuffed bunny really a character?”
As always, if you notice that a character is missing from this list, please mention it either on the reddit thread or as a comment on this document.
Special thanks to /u/GlassRhino who was a huge help in revamping this list several months ago.
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The Legend
Alternate instances of characters are indicated by a dotted line between them rather than a solid one (see Dave or Dirk for examples).
If you see a “==>” in the name, that means a transformation has taken place. This can be a complete uproot in personality and looks (like from Lil Cal to Doc Scratch), or just a simple name change (like the Auto-Responder to Lil Hal).
When that transformation causes the character to be categorized in a different section (for example, when someone becomes a sprite), numbers are used next to the arrow. Match the numbers together to get the full transformation.
RetJohning caused 2 canon states of most characters to exist, whenever a RetJohn has brought a character back to life (or killed a character), the canon state of the character pre-RetJohn will be on top, post-RetJohn on the bottom with a line separating them.
Beta Kids
John Egbert | Rose Lalonde ==>14 Rose Lalonde | Dave Strider | Alternate Future Dave ==>5 | Jade Harley | Dream Jade ==>8 - 9==> Jade Harley(Dog Tier) |
Unstuck From Canon Dead (Heroic) | Dead (Heroic) Became Rosesprite Alive | Dead (Heroic) Alive | Became Davesprite | Dead | Dead (Just) Alive |
Alpha Kids
Jane Crocker | Roxy Lalonde | Dirk Strider | Auto Responder ==> Lil Hal ==>16 | Brain Ghost Dirk | Jake English |
Dead (Just) Alive | Unstuck From Canon Dead (Heroic) | Glitched Out of Existence Alive | Became ARquiusprite | Fake | Dead (Heroic) Alive |
Trolls
Aradia Megido ==>19 - 20==> Aradiabot | Dream Aradia ==> Aradia(God Tier) | Tavros Nitram ==>10 Tavros Nitram ==>11 | Sollux Captor ==>17 Sollux Captor | Karkat Vantas |
Dead | Alive | Became Tavrisprite Became Tavrosprite | Fully Alive (and fully blind)… and also Became Erisolsprite… for some reason Alive? Half-Alive? Half-Ghost? Half-Blind? Fuck this guy. | Dead Alive |
Nepeta Leijon ==>13 Nepeta Leijon ==>18 | Kanaya Maryam | Terezi Pyrope | Vriska Serket ==>10 Vriska Serket |
Became Fefetasprite Became Nepetasprite | Dead Alive | Dead Alive | Dead (Just) Became Tavrisprite Alive |
Equius Zahhak ==>15 | Gamzee Makara ==>44 | Eridan Ampora ==>17 Eridan Ampora | Feferi Peixes ==>13 Feferi Peixes |
Became ARquiusprite | Dead Alive | Became Erisolsprite Dead | Became Fefetasprite Dead |
Pre-Scratch Trolls
Damara Megido | Rufioh Nitram | Mituna Captor | Kankri Vantas |
Dead | Dead | Dead | Dead |
Meulin Leijon | Porrim Maryam | Latula Pyrope | Aranea Serket |
Dead | Dead | Dead | Dead (Just) Dead |
Horuss Zahhak | Kurloz Makara | Cronus Ampora | Meenah Peixes |
Dead | Dead | Dead | Dead |
Ancestors
The Handmaid | The Summoner | The Ψiioniic ==> The Helmsman | The Signless ==> The Sufferer |
Dead | Dead | Dead | Dead |
The Disciple | The Dolorosa | Neophyte Redglare | Marquise Spinneret Mindfang |
Dead | Dead | Dead | Dead |
E%ecutor Darkleer ==> The Expatri8 | The Grand Highblood | Orphaner Dualscar | Her Imperious Condescension AKA The Condesce ==> The Baroness AKA The Batterwitch AKA Betty Crocker |
Dead | Dead | Dead | Alive Alive |
Cherubs
Calliope | Alt Calliope | Caliborn ==>44 | Calliope and Caliborn’s mother | Calliope and Caliborn’s father |
Alive | Dead | Alive | Unknown | Unknown |
Guardians/Lusii
John’s Dad | Rose’s Mom | Dave’s Bro | Becquerel ==>7 |
Dead | Dead | Dead | Became Becsprite |
Jane’s Dad | Roxy’s Mom | Dirk’s Bro | God Cat ==>12 |
Alive | Dead | Dead | Became Gcatavrosprite |
Ram Lusus | Tinkerbull ==>21 | Bicyclopes ==>22 | Crabdad ==>23 |
Dead | Became Tinkersprite | Became Bicysprite | Became Crabsprite |
Pounce de Leon ==>24 | Virgin Mother Grub ==>25 | Dragon Lusus ==>26 | Spidermom ==>27 |
Became Pouncesprite | Became Mothersprite | Became Dragonsprite | Became Spidersprite |
Aurthour ==>28 | Goat Lusus ==>29 | Seahorse Lusus ==>30 | Gl’bgolyb ==>31 |
Became Aurthoursprite | Became Goatsprite | Became Seahorsesprite | Became Gl’bgolybsprite |
Relatives of the Kids
Nanna Egbert ==>1 | Poppop Crocker | Grandpa Harley | Grandma English | Colonel Sassacre |
Became Nannasprite | Dead | Dead | Dead | Dead |
Sprites
1==> Nannasprite | 2==> Jaspersprite ==>3 2==> Jaspersprite | 4==> Crowsprite 5==> Davesprite ==>6 4==> Crowsprite 5==> Davesprite | 7==> Becsprite 8==> Jadesprite ==>9 |
Unstuck From Canon Alive | Unstuck From Canon Became Jasproseprite^2 Alive | Unstuck From Canon Became Davepetasprite^2 Dead | Became Jade (Dog Tier) |
10==> Tavrisprite 11==> Tavrosprite 12==> Gcatavrosprite | 13==> Fefetasprite 14==> Rosesprite 3==> Jasproseprite^2 | 15==> Equiusprite 16==> ARquiusprite ==>44 | 17==> Erisolsprite 18==> Nepetasprite 6==> Davepetasprite^2 |
Tavrisploded Alive | Fefetasploded Alive | Unknown Alive | Unknown Alive |
19==> Aradiasprite ==>20 | 21==> Tinkersprite | 22==> Bicysprite | 23==> Crabsprite |
Became Aradiabot | Dead | Dead | Dead |
24==> Pouncesprite | 25==> Mothersprite | 26==> Dragonsprite | 27==> Spidersprite |
Dead | Dead | Dead | Dead |
28==> Aurthoursprite | 29==> Goatsprite | 30==> Seahorsesprite | 31==> Gl’bgolybsprite |
Dead | Dead | Dead | Dead |
32==> Calsprite |
Unexists |
Royalty/Agents
A2 White King | B1 White King ==>37 | B2 White King |
Dead | Became Writ Keeper | Dead |
A2 White Queen | B1 White Queen ==>36 | B2 White Queen |
Dead | Became Windswept Questant | Dead |
A2 Black King | B1 Black King | B2 Black King |
Dead | Dead | Dead |
A2 Black Queen ==>43 | B1 Black Queen | B2 Black Queen | Black Queen (Caliborn’s Session) |
Became Snowman | Dead | Dead | Dead |
A2 Jack Noir ==>38 | B1 Jack Noir ==> Jackspers ==> Bec Noir AKA Sovereign Slayer | B2 Jack Noir ==> Union Jack | Jack Noir (Caliborn’s Session) |
Became Spades Slick | Alive | Alive | Alive |
A2 Draconian Dignitary ==>39 | B1 Draconian Dignitary | B2 Draconian Dignitary ==> (wait for it) DRACONIAN DIGNITARY! |
Became Diamonds Droog | Dead | Alive |
A2 Courtyard Droll ==>40 | B1 Courtyard Droll | B2 Courtyard Droll |
Became Clubs Deuce | Dead | Alive |
A2 Hegemonic Brute ==>41 | B1 Hegemonic Brute | B2 Hegemonic Brute |
Became Hearts Boxcars | Dead | Dead |
Warweary Villein AKA Wizardly Vassal ==>33 | Parcel Mistress ==>34 | Authority Regulator ==>35 |
Became Wayward Vagabond | Became Peregrine Mendicant | Became Aimless Renegade |
Exiles of B1 Timeline
33==> Wayward Vagabond AKA Mayor of Can Town | 34==> Peregrine Mendicant ==> Prospitian Monarch | 35==> Aimless Renegade | 36==> Windswept Questant | 37==> Writ Keeper |
Dead Alive | Alive | Dead | Dead | Dead |
Midnight Crew
38==> Scurrious Straggler ==> Spades Slick | 39==> Diamonds Droog | 40==> Clubs Deuce | 41==> Hearts Boxcars |
Alive | Dead | Dead | Dead |
The Felt
42==> Lrd English | 32==> Doc Scratch ==>42 | 43==> Snowman |
Already Here | Dead | Dead |
Itchy | Doze | Trace | Clover |
Alive | Alive | Alive | Alive |
Fin | Die | Crowbar | Stitch |
Alive | Alive | Alive | Alive |
Sawbuck | Matchsticks | Eggs |
Alive | Alive | Alive |
Biscuits | Quarters | Cans |
Alive | Alive | Alive |
Denizens
Typheus | Cetus | Hephaestus | Echidna |
Unstuck From Canon Dead | Alive | Alive | Alive |
Hemera | Nyx | Yaldabaoth | Abraxas |
Alive | Alive | Alive | Alive |
Homosuck
Self-Insertion Guy |
Alive |
Alpha Male | Male | Krabkrab | Honk Friend | Cape Douche |
Alive | Dead | Alive | Trashed | Trashed |
Smelly Horse Man | Other Guy | Bull Horn Wimp | Tha Bitches | Before Trolls |
Trashed | Trashed | Trashed | All Dead All of Them | Trashed |
Pets, Creatures, and Consorts
Jaspers AKA Frigglish ==>2 | Vodka Mutini AKA Dr. Meowgon Spengler | Maplehoof | Serenity AKA Doctor Blinkbottom AKA Twinkly Herbert |
Became Jaspersprite | Dead | Dead | Alive |
Halley | Rambunctious Crow ==>4 | Casey AKA Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer | Bonebone |
Dead | Became Crowsprite | Unknown | Unknown |
The Secret Wizard | Crumplehat | The Mushroom Farming Salamander |
Unstuck From Canon Dead | Unstuck From Canon Dead | Unstuck From Canon Dead |
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FedoraFreak | wellPressedAttire | officeurchin1280 | grayslacks66 |
Unknown | Dead | Dead | Dead |
HATLIKER | 1dapperblackshell | FineryFiend |
Alive | Alive | Alive |
NoNeed4PantsThx | ChuffedAboutDuds | WANT_MORE_SOCKS |
Alive | Alive | Alive |
The Dark Carnival
Violent J | Shaggy 2 Dope | Guy Fieri |
Dead | Dead | Dead |
Terezi’s Scalemates
Chief Deputy Pyralspite | Professor Pucefoot | Inspector Berrybreath | Doctor Honeytongue |
P4RTN3R 1N CR1M3(f1ght1ng) | B4R3LY SUFF1C13NT | 1NCONCLUS1V3 3VID3NC3 | 1NCONCLUS1V3 M3D1C4L R3PORT |
Senator Lemonsnout | Duke Pinesnort | Liaison Pumpkinsnuffle | TH3 W1TN3SS |
GU1LTY | GU1LTY | Unknown | 4SS4SS1N4T3D BY L3MONSNOUT MYST3R1OUSLY S4V3D |
Fictional Characters
Sweet Bro | Hella Jeff | Geromy |
A live | Aliveing | Allive |
Zazzerpan the Learned | The Learned | Calmasis |
Dead | All Dead | Alive |
Wizardy Herbert | Beatrix | Russet Clove | Grant Anonama AKA Slinus Marlevort |
Alive | Alive | Alive | Alive |
Canon Fan Trolls
Mierfa Durgas | Nektan Whelan |
Dead | Dead |
Other Characters
Andrew Hussie ==> Hussiebot | Trolls’ Universe Genesis Frog | Kids’ Universe Genesis Frog AKA Bilious Slick |
Dead | Dead | Dead |
44==> Lil Cal ==>32 |
Juju |
Con-Air Bunny ==>45 | 45==> Knitted Bunny ==>46 | 46==> Liv Tyler AKA Mr. Terry Kiser |
Turned into… | Turned into… | Dead |
45==> Wizard Bunny | 46==> Indiana Jones Bunny | 45==> Huggy Bear AKA Lil Sebastian |
Alive | Alive | Alive |
Sawtooth ==> Sawhoo | Squarewave ==> Zillywave | Brobot |
Alive | Alive | Dead |
His Honorable Tyranny | Sentry Worms | The Bullies | MSPA Reader |
Dead | All Dead | Borf’d On | Suffering |
And of Course, the True Star of Homestuck
Ms. Paint |
Alive |