Every Homestuck

Character

Omegapause: Commence.

As we enter the final break (hopefully) of the comic, I decided to bring the long overdue update of this list. For those of you who have never seen this before, WELCOME! This is a list documenting literally every single character from Homestuck. This list also makes you ask the deeply philosophical question: “Is an inanimate stuffed bunny really a character?”

As always, if you notice that a character is missing from this list, please mention it either on the reddit thread or as a comment on this document.

Special thanks to /u/GlassRhino who was a huge help in revamping this list several months ago.

The Legend

Beta Kids

Alpha Kids

Trolls

Pre-Scratch Trolls

Ancestors

Cherubs

Guardians/Lusii

Relatives of the Kids

Sprites

Royalty/Agents

Exiles of B1 Timeline

Midnight Crew

The Felt

Denizens

Homosuck

Pets, Creatures, and Consorts

Pipefan413’s Serious Business Friends

The Dark Carnival

Terezi’s Scalemates

Fictional Characters

Canon Fan Trolls

Other Characters

The True Star

The Legend

Alternate instances of characters are indicated by a dotted line between them rather than a solid one (see Dave or Dirk for examples).

If you see a “==>” in the name, that means a transformation has taken place. This can be a complete uproot in personality and looks (like from Lil Cal to Doc Scratch), or just a simple name change (like the Auto-Responder to Lil Hal).

When that transformation causes the character to be categorized in a different section (for example, when someone becomes a sprite), numbers are used next to the arrow. Match the numbers together to get the full transformation.

RetJohning caused 2 canon states of most characters to exist, whenever a RetJohn has brought a character back to life (or killed a character), the canon state of the character pre-RetJohn will be on top, post-RetJohn on the bottom with a line separating them.

Beta Kids

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John Egbert

Rose Lalonde ==>14


Rose Lalonde

Dave Strider

Alternate Future Dave ==>5

Jade Harley

Dream Jade ==>8 - 9==> Jade Harley(Dog Tier)

Unstuck From Canon


Dead

(Heroic)

Dead (Heroic)

Became Rosesprite


Alive

Dead (Heroic)


Alive

Became Davesprite

Dead

Dead

(Just)


Alive

Alpha Kids

Jane Crocker

Roxy Lalonde

Dirk Strider

Auto Responder ==> Lil Hal ==>16

Brain Ghost Dirk

Jake English

Dead

(Just)


Alive

Unstuck From Canon


Dead

(Heroic)

Glitched Out of Existence


Alive

Became ARquiusprite

Fake

Dead (Heroic)


Alive

Trolls

Aradia Megido ==>19 - 20==> Aradiabot

Dream Aradia ==> Aradia(God Tier)

Tavros Nitram ==>10


Tavros Nitram ==>11

Sollux Captor ==>17


Sollux Captor

Karkat Vantas

Dead

Alive

Became Tavrisprite


Became Tavrosprite

Fully Alive (and fully blind)…

and also Became Erisolsprite… for some reason


Alive? Half-Alive? Half-Ghost?

Half-Blind? Fuck this guy.

Dead


Alive

Nepeta Leijon ==>13


Nepeta Leijon ==>18

Kanaya Maryam

Terezi Pyrope

Vriska Serket ==>10


Vriska Serket

Became Fefetasprite


Became Nepetasprite

Dead


Alive

Dead


Alive

Dead (Just)

Became Tavrisprite


Alive

Equius Zahhak ==>15

Gamzee Makara ==>44

Eridan Ampora ==>17


Eridan Ampora

Feferi Peixes ==>13


Feferi Peixes

Became ARquiusprite

Dead


Alive

Became Erisolsprite


Dead

Became Fefetasprite


Dead

Pre-Scratch Trolls

Damara Megido

Rufioh Nitram

Mituna Captor

Kankri Vantas

Dead

Dead

Dead

Dead

Meulin Leijon

Porrim Maryam

Latula Pyrope

Aranea Serket

Dead

Dead

Dead

Dead (Just)


Dead

Horuss Zahhak

Kurloz Makara

Cronus Ampora

Meenah Peixes

Dead

Dead

Dead

Dead

Ancestors

The Handmaid

The Summoner

The Ψiioniic ==> The Helmsman

The Signless ==> The Sufferer

Dead

Dead

Dead

Dead

The Disciple

The Dolorosa

Neophyte Redglare

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

Dead

Dead

Dead

Dead

E%ecutor Darkleer ==> The Expatri8

The Grand Highblood

Orphaner Dualscar

Her Imperious Condescension AKA The Condesce ==> The Baroness AKA The Batterwitch AKA Betty Crocker

Dead

Dead

Dead

Alive


Alive

Cherubs

Calliope

Alt Calliope

Caliborn ==>44

Calliope and Caliborn’s mother

Calliope and Caliborn’s father

Alive

Dead

Alive

Unknown

Unknown

Guardians/Lusii

John’s Dad

Rose’s Mom

Dave’s Bro

Becquerel ==>7

Dead

Dead

Dead

Became Becsprite

Jane’s Dad

Roxy’s Mom

Dirk’s Bro

God Cat ==>12

Alive

Dead

Dead

Became Gcatavrosprite

Ram Lusus

Tinkerbull ==>21

Bicyclopes ==>22

Crabdad ==>23

Dead

Became Tinkersprite

Became Bicysprite

Became Crabsprite

Pounce de Leon ==>24

Virgin Mother Grub ==>25

Dragon Lusus ==>26

Spidermom ==>27

Became Pouncesprite

Became Mothersprite

Became Dragonsprite

Became Spidersprite

Aurthour ==>28

Goat Lusus ==>29

Seahorse Lusus ==>30

Gl’bgolyb ==>31

Became Aurthoursprite

Became Goatsprite

Became Seahorsesprite

Became Gl’bgolybsprite

Relatives of the Kids

Nanna Egbert ==>1

Poppop Crocker

Grandpa Harley

Grandma English

Colonel Sassacre

Became Nannasprite

Dead

Dead

Dead

Dead

Sprites

1==> Nannasprite

2==> Jaspersprite ==>3


2==> Jaspersprite

4==> Crowsprite 5==> Davesprite ==>6


4==> Crowsprite 5==> Davesprite

7==> Becsprite 8==> Jadesprite ==>9

Unstuck From Canon


Alive

Unstuck From Canon

Became Jasproseprite^2


Alive

Unstuck From Canon

Became Davepetasprite^2


Dead

Became Jade (Dog Tier)

10==> Tavrisprite


11==> Tavrosprite 12==>

Gcatavrosprite

13==> Fefetasprite


14==> Rosesprite 3==> Jasproseprite^2

15==> Equiusprite 16==> ARquiusprite ==>44

17==> Erisolsprite


18==> Nepetasprite 6==> Davepetasprite^2

Tavrisploded


Alive

Fefetasploded


Alive

Unknown


Alive

Unknown


Alive

19==> Aradiasprite ==>20

21==> Tinkersprite

22==> Bicysprite

23==> Crabsprite

Became Aradiabot

Dead

Dead

Dead

24==> Pouncesprite

25==> Mothersprite

26==> Dragonsprite

27==> Spidersprite

Dead

Dead

Dead

Dead

28==> Aurthoursprite

29==> Goatsprite

30==> Seahorsesprite

31==> Gl’bgolybsprite

Dead

Dead

Dead

Dead

32==> Calsprite

Unexists

Royalty/Agents

A2 White King

B1 White King ==>37

B2 White King

Dead

Became Writ Keeper

Dead

A2 White Queen

B1 White Queen ==>36

B2 White Queen

Dead

Became Windswept Questant

Dead

A2 Black King

B1 Black King

B2 Black King

Dead

Dead

Dead

A2 Black Queen ==>43

B1 Black Queen

B2 Black Queen

Black Queen (Caliborn’s Session)

Became Snowman

Dead

Dead

Dead

A2 Jack Noir ==>38

B1 Jack Noir ==> Jackspers ==> Bec Noir AKA Sovereign Slayer

B2 Jack Noir ==> Union Jack

Jack Noir (Caliborn’s Session)

Became Spades Slick

Alive

Alive

Alive

A2 Draconian Dignitary ==>39

B1 Draconian Dignitary

B2 Draconian Dignitary ==> (wait for it) DRACONIAN DIGNITARY!

Became Diamonds Droog

Dead

Alive

A2 Courtyard Droll ==>40

B1 Courtyard Droll

B2 Courtyard Droll

Became Clubs Deuce

Dead

Alive

A2 Hegemonic Brute ==>41

B1 Hegemonic Brute

B2 Hegemonic Brute

Became Hearts Boxcars

Dead

Dead

Warweary Villein AKA Wizardly Vassal ==>33

Parcel Mistress ==>34

Authority Regulator ==>35

Became Wayward Vagabond

Became Peregrine Mendicant

Became Aimless Renegade

Exiles of B1 Timeline

33==> Wayward Vagabond AKA Mayor of Can Town

34==> Peregrine Mendicant ==> Prospitian Monarch

35==> Aimless Renegade

36==> Windswept Questant

37==> Writ Keeper

Dead


Alive

Alive

Dead

Dead

Dead

Midnight Crew

38==> Scurrious Straggler ==> Spades Slick

39==> Diamonds Droog

40==> Clubs Deuce

41==> Hearts Boxcars

Alive

Dead

Dead

Dead

The Felt

42==> LOrd English

32==> Doc Scratch ==>42

43==> Snowman

Already Here

Dead

Dead

Itchy

Doze

Trace

Clover

Alive

Alive

Alive

Alive

Fin

Die

Crowbar

Stitch

Alive

Alive

Alive

Alive

Sawbuck

Matchsticks

Eggs

Alive

Alive

Alive

Biscuits

Quarters

Cans

Alive

Alive

Alive

Denizens

Typheus

Cetus

Hephaestus

Echidna

Unstuck From Canon


Dead

Alive

Alive

Alive

Hemera

Nyx

Yaldabaoth

Abraxas

Alive

Alive

Alive

Alive

Homosuck

Self-Insertion Guy

Alive

Alpha Male

Male

Krabkrab

Honk Friend

Cape Douche

Alive

Dead

Alive

Trashed

Trashed

Smelly Horse Man

Other Guy

Bull Horn Wimp

Tha Bitches

Before Trolls

Trashed

Trashed

Trashed

All Dead

All of Them

Trashed

Pets, Creatures, and Consorts

Jaspers AKA Frigglish ==>2

Vodka Mutini AKA Dr. Meowgon Spengler

Maplehoof

Serenity AKA Doctor Blinkbottom AKA Twinkly Herbert

Became Jaspersprite

Dead

Dead

Alive

Halley

Rambunctious Crow ==>4

Casey AKA Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer

Bonebone

Dead

Became Crowsprite

Unknown

Unknown

The Secret Wizard

Crumplehat

The Mushroom Farming Salamander

Unstuck From Canon


Dead

Unstuck From Canon


Dead

Unstuck From Canon


Dead

Pipefan413’s Serious Business Friends

FedoraFreak

wellPressedAttire

officeurchin1280

grayslacks66

Unknown

Dead

Dead

Dead

HATLIKER

1dapperblackshell

FineryFiend

Alive

Alive

Alive

NoNeed4PantsThx

ChuffedAboutDuds

WANT_MORE_SOCKS

Alive

Alive

Alive

The Dark Carnival

Violent J

Shaggy 2 Dope

Guy Fieri

Dead

Dead

Dead

Terezi’s Scalemates

Chief Deputy Pyralspite

Professor Pucefoot

Inspector Berrybreath

Doctor Honeytongue

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Duke Pinesnort

Liaison Pumpkinsnuffle

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Fictional Characters

Sweet Bro

Hella Jeff

Geromy

A live

Aliveing

Allive

Zazzerpan the Learned

The Learned

Calmasis

Dead

All Dead

Alive

Wizardy Herbert

Beatrix

Russet Clove

Grant Anonama AKA Slinus Marlevort

Alive

Alive

Alive

Alive

Canon Fan Trolls

Mierfa Durgas

Nektan Whelan

Dead

Dead

Other Characters

Andrew Hussie ==> Hussiebot

Trolls’ Universe Genesis Frog

Kids’ Universe Genesis Frog AKA Bilious Slick

Dead

Dead

Dead

44==> Lil Cal ==>32

Juju

Con-Air Bunny ==>45

45==> Knitted Bunny ==>46

46==> Liv Tyler AKA Mr. Terry Kiser

Turned into…

Turned into…

Dead

45==> Wizard Bunny

46==> Indiana Jones Bunny

45==> Huggy Bear AKA Lil Sebastian

Alive

Alive

Alive

Sawtooth ==> Sawhoo

Squarewave ==> Zillywave

Brobot

Alive

Alive

Dead

His Honorable Tyranny

Sentry Worms

The Bullies

MSPA Reader

Dead

All Dead

Borf’d On

Suffering

And of Course, the True Star of Homestuck

Ms. Paint

Alive