Paranormal Sextivity
This document is about ghosts, demons and spirits in your various orifi.
Table of Contents:
- Astral Sex
- Incubi and Succubi
- Spectrophilia
- "Real Sex With Ghost"
- How to Get Ghosts Out of Your Womb, Vagina, and Anus
- Miscellaneous
Astral Sex
What is Astral Sex?
Some people might wonder what astral sex is. So let me explain what astral sex is. Some unwakened people would find it wierd and some brainwashed christians and even other brainwashed religion bealivers would find it desturbing and descusting! For me, astral sex is just a nother type of sex! You can have astral sex with a spirit,twin flame,soulmate,aliens (they are not aliens for me, i call them highly spiritual advanced star people) and even a human from miles away. But it requiers that both persons are devine,that will say highly spiritual. Astral sex will not work if a tinyest bit of darkness excist within you. That means eny form of fear,doubts etc. To be able to experience astral sex you need to clear all of your darkness and work with your inner devine light, love,harmony,passion,hapiness and everything else that comes with the love of god.
It is kind of hard to explain what astral sex is for people to truly understand this, they would need to experience it them selfs. When soulmates, twin flames gets conected they most likely start to have astral sex, if they are not togeter fysically at that point! I have also found out that most starsees surely will experience this wonderful phenomenon with astral sex, including people that is conected with their starfamilies and twin flames. [...]
Astral sex you can have in visions or even when you are fully awake.It is like having real sex even if the partner is not there fysically with you at the moment! He/she can bee on the other side of the planet or as mine upp in one of the GLF motherships.
Astral Sex: The Ecstasy of Out of Body Experience
Astral/Corporeal Sex
There is also a way to engage in sex where one person is astral (out of body) and one person is still in the body. If you are astral, you can go visit someone and attempt to merge your energy with theirs while they are sleeping (it won’t work if they are awake as your frequencies will be totally off). This should always and only be done with consent of the person you’re visiting, otherwise we’re talking astral rape and that’s not cool.
Once you are out of body, fly to the person’s body. You will likely see both their physical body on the bed and their astral body floating inside it, like a peanut rattling in a shell. With great love, tenderness and respect you can overlay your energy onto theirs and cast loving sexual thoughts their way. What’s going to happen is that you will experience a sexual bliss that is not localized to a body part, and your partner will either dream that they are having sex, or simply become sexually aroused without consciously realizing what’s happening.
If your friend is accomplished at lucid dreaming, this act will likely trigger lucidity. If not, they may phone you in the morning and tell you about the hot dream they had about you.
This particular method is not terribly fulfilling because usually only one of you is conscious of what’s going on.
Sex with Demons or Lower Vibrational Entities
And now for the dark side of astral sex. Sometimes an entity that normally resides on the astral plane can come to you and stimulate you sexually for the purposes of swiping your energy. Look up incubi and succubi for more info on that.
Here’s the thing, though. These entities can come to you against your will and essentially rape you. If you’ve ever been stuck in a sleep paralysis state and felt someone touching you in your special areas, and got aroused even though you were terrified, you’re basically being astrally raped. This is no bueno! You must immediately call in your angels or spirit guides or whatever deity you pray to, to come and remove the interloper pronto. Your energy is being violently taken from you. You will wake up feeling lethargic and it can take hours to replace that energy.
[...]If you’re a woman, having sex with a demon or astral entity will feel like someone stimulating the g-spot of every single one of your chakras at the same time. It’s ridiculously pleasurable, and something no human can accomplish, so it can turn enticing very quickly. But I urge and caution you to avoid this slippery slope of parasitic sex. It’s not worth losing your soul.
Incubi and Succubi
Ella My Personal Succubus by Legendary
I am currently in a relationship with a succubus, her name is Ella, I first encountered Ella when I was up on night surfing the web, I was looking for random stuff, sense I was bored I typed in "summoning angels", nothing of interest came up, afterwards an idea came to mind, I decided to search "How to summon a sexual ghost", I searched through the results until I found stories of people who had experiences with sexual beings known as Succubi.
I spent about 1 hour looking at this stuff, I started wanting a succubus, at that moment my back starting having this "Tingling", it went down and up my back in a slow, arousing way. My hand that was using the mouse starting feeling a sensational numbness to it, I instantly stood up to shake off the feeling, but I couldn't help but have a excited feeling that I probably have my own succubs, so I went into my bedroom and laid down, waiting for this "Succubus" of mine. I started to feel this tingling all over my body, at that instant, the tingling went to my... (Sexual area). It felt like someone was slowing stroking my Sexual part, it caused me to have an erection, I started to have this out of breath sensation, but it was very comfortable. I felt breathing on my face, then this amazing, incredible sexual sensation started overwhelming me, at the same time I felt as I can only describe as a woman's soft bottom sitting on my sexual area, and in the mix it was such an intense sexual tingling that I caught myself moaning at the time, I couldn't believe what was happening, then it slowly went away.
bbsgurl1023:
i have read this tory and I have read all the comments... All I am going to add to this is two things, first, Pendragon:i am a christian and I am sorry you are so against christians, you must have known some very awful christians for your feelings to be so strong about them and I apologize for that. I believe there is a God I don't think all the beauty in the world could ahve happened by chance. But I agree with you on thsi whole succumbus issue.
Legendary:
I would urge you to not be fooled by this entity. It is a demon and yes all demons are evil. (if anyone disagrees with me the definition of demon is as follows, copy and pasted from dctionary.com "de
TruthInDarkness :
Back in the day, when I played D&D, my character was "lawful neutral". I think MOST humans fit that category. They can sway a little one way or the other, but not to either extreme. Then, there are those who are either extremely good or extremely evil; as few and far between as they may be. Thus, I think it is reasonable to extrapolate this notion and say that most spirits and other entities are also "lawful neutral".
ralu4michael:
wow... I'm surprised... I'll let Michael speak again, he knows the best:
"That really is interesting... How you managed to contact her... He might just be your soulmate! It depends whether you feel the happiest, most fulfilled person when you're with her or not... And she only did it with your friend too because she wanted to prove that it can happen, that you aren't lying! And she couldn't think of a better way to do it... I think she is a really beautiful spirit and that you truly love her... Take care of her!"
ralu4michael
she is now here and she is begging me to write what she wants you to know:
"Oh, darling, I love you so much! I really do... I'm so glad you called me, for I am your soulmate! That's why we are so intense and our relationship is so real and close... We met in previous lives... You were my husband... Once we had 2 beautiful kids... We are so special, so loving... I love you! Please, don't you ever tell me to leave, reject me because I wouldn't take it... I'd wish for my soul to die, although spirits are eternal... That's how much I love you, sweetheart!"
She is such a loving, kind soul... And she's the one for you...
Possible Incubus Pregnancy? by towngirl41
First of all, I'm pregnant! I still can't believe I am even typing those words. To think that I really thought I was going through pari-menopause (at least)!
So here is where the really spiritual (and weird) part of my experience takes place. About two months ago, I got home from work and took a shower. I was really tired, and I just wanted to get into something comfortable and climb into bed. I felt very lonely all of the sudden. I sat down on the edge of the bed. Almost immediately, the air became electrically charged, with a particularly kind of "eerie" energy in the room.
Thinking I would just rest my eyes for a few minutes, I lay back onto the bed and let my towel drop at my sides. I was completely nude at this point, but I wasn't the least bit concerned because no one else was in the house (or so I thought). What happened next was nothing short of amazing. The spiritual presence grew more intense, and I felt the air literally caress my toes, legs, and then my inner thighs. Then everything was still for about a minute or so. Suddenly, I felt a sharp electrical feeling surge around my pelvis, and I was quite literally jolted awake. Startled, I opened my eyes and saw a beautiful golden ball of light kind of hover over me in the air. It was probably the size of a softball, maybe a little larger. I began to see its thoughts in my mind. It was very sexually frustrated, and I could tell it was extremely interested in me.
I felt the creature suddenly wanted to gratify itself, and in the process, use my body to do it. I was horrified at the prospect, but I couldn't move. Over the course of what seemed like several minutes, the creature began to stimulate my breasts and nipples. It accomplished this task by charging the air around the top of my breasts to act almost like fingertips in a way (I can't describe it any more than that).
Swirls of energy began to move in and out of me very rapidly. I could feel the creature's gratification was building, and I felt powerless to do anything about it. So, I just decided to hang on for the ride, and let whatever happen just happen. I suddenly felt ALL of this creature's anger; rage, frustration, and desire explode into me, funneling down there in one instance. I literally felt a super wave surge of heat and tingling contractions hit my like a water facet down there. The heat was so intense; it began to roll throughout my body. I climaxed. The orgasm was so intense that I was able to clench each hand it a fist. The orgasm just rolled around inside me for several seconds. It was amazing. Less than two seconds later, I was able to climax a second time. When I was done, I felt the spirit entity had left. The experience was over. I fell asleep.
Well, are you ready for this? About two days ago, I just got back from my 16 week ultrasound. The technician told me that she heard TWO sets of heartbeats! I am having twins! Well, not exactly. One fetus is much bigger than the other. After thoroughly comparing previous scans taken throughout my pregnancy, plus running more tests, the conclusion was this: One fetus is about 16 weeks, and the other is over 7 weeks along! I was not having "twins" per se. Instead, I had become pregnant twice! I was stunned. I asked the doctor how this was even possible. He told me that I was one of those rare women who are able to ovulate while pregnant. The medical term for it is called Superfetation. Pretty amazing! Thanks for reading!
Rashidah:
You cannot get pregnant by a spiritual being... However if you want to chat you can email me. It is on my profile.
jennifer-m:
I can't believe some coments I'm reading, really if you have nothing nice to say maby you shouldn't, if you disagree you should just state that only. Why be so mean to people afterall the vergin marry was consieved by the holy spirit and it says that there are ofspring from god beings and women of men just read genisis 6. And also the book of Enoch although it never made it in the bible it went into much detail about this happening, who is to say what can and can't happen were all created beings with such a thin veil. Once I had a daughter by my boyfriend who was a satinist I was 16 when she was born she was beautiful sweet and perfect but I was scared cause she seemed to only laugh at violence meaning if someone got hurt (she would laugh histerically) nomater how hard I tryed to make her laugh by being silly she wouldn't it scared me so I prayed for her she became "normal" she is now 21 and really likes church and has a personal relationship with God. I'm sure her dad was posessed as he tryed to make me worship him and prayed that azazel would posess him thinking he would have powere or? He tryed to kill me so we never saw him again. I hope your not taking the mean comments too personally. I don't know your religion and don't want to offend you but take it or leave it I would pray and anoint my house w prayer oil and keep resisting that spirit and it will leave. It might test you but it will if you don't give up.
If it is medically possable then most likley your husband is the father is mu guess though, congradulations on your preg.
rockintheworld:
I don't think you should've kept the second child that you believe is fathered buy a incubus (DEMON). I don't even know if the incubus will stick around for the kid, but you should be careful with that kid. If its father really is an incubus, it could be very dangerous growing up. I saw this in a movie once, the little boy was always dangerous and got people killed around him. He knew what he was doing and so his mom eventually killed herself because she couldn't handle his evilness.
Gay Incubus? Can It Have Aids? I'm Sick Of It by Habanerodude
I am a guy and I'm Bi-sexual. I have been encountering what I think is an incubus for the past 2 years.
At the beginning I thought I just had nightmares and that waking up paralyzed was something to not pay attention to. I thought it was just sex dreams that I had. Until one day I was sleeping and the incubus violently took my covers off. Since then I have slept with in my sister's room.
It went away for some time but then it started again, we poured holy water all over the house and called in a church group and a priest but it just won't go away. I read that it can suck the life out of you or so. I also noticed it would be am INCUBUS meaning a guy. I noticed this because I felt anal and oral sex forcefully. It bothers me when I'm asleep but only has sex with me during the day. During the night I wake up paralyzed but with no sex.
One night I woke up paralyzed and felt as if my soul was being sucked out of me. That's when I decided to go sleep with my friend; I slept every day at his house for like 2 months with little bother until I decided to go back to my house. No bothering nme for a while after. He told me that some time after I left he woke up and a skinny man with a demon like face was just there staring at him.
A week after the incident me and other friends went over to play videogames and just randomly started talking about it after midnight, suddenly we just heard something run across the attic and the dog started barking at the empty hallway (the door was open).
A lot of neighbors have told me that there has been a bat flying around my house and stops in the light post in front of it, they say it's huge.
I thought it was just me because I have a disorder where if I'm super sleepy I can have hallucinations but before it started I had no idea what an incubus was. I'm scared of yelling at it because I heard they can get mad and hurt you. I have tried praying in my sleep but I feel like if the demon gets mad and I feel a stronger energy.
I want this thing out, do you know any ways I can make them go away. Many people think it's my imagination but know its not. I have woken up with this smelly sticky goo resembling to sperm. I just happened to wake up from it bothering me; I'm scared of contracting some sort of disease from it.
I just want to know can an Incubus be gay. And can it pass on any diseases because I noticed after waking up some sticky goo (sperm like)? How can I stop it?
dontxholdxback:
Don't sleep on where your sucubuss stay. Why don't you try to consult a medium for this case? And ask for the best remedy to keep the evil away.
Ive also had this incubus before but now its gone. The albularyo (shaman) here gave me a bullet that contain mercury and spell inside. Take care always.
gods_child:
#1 ok demons can't pass on diseases its just the sort of thing you know
#2yer the sperm like thing... Ectoplasm wich is energy... Used as sperm in this case?
#3yer you can't be bisexual I'm just sayng your either on the guyz team or the girls team
#4 y would you want to do guys and gals? Pick 1!
#5pray in the name of jesus but you have to want it 100 % in your heart:)
Not being a bieh or anything...;)
Kikyo:
ASK IF HIS DESCRIPTION IS Around 5ft4 to 5ft6 short black hair brown eyes pointy ears feminine like waist and a feminine like face with slightly long hands If so then you need to do this it isent real beleveth unto your heart it isent real feel your body and not into your soul but no this it seems real it feels real and looks real but isent real and nothing but beleveing makes it real
Rabidren:
Um...I don't think demons can have STD's... My Grandma's a Nun, And She told me That Incubi and Scubi Can be bisexual. :/ I think it says the same.
Incubus Relationship by DayLight
I was from a Christian background. So when my sexual encounters have started, I thought it was Jesus I was dealing with. According to the Bible, Jesus is our Lover and a Future Husband. According to the Bible, we are the Bride of God. So I was very delighted with his visits. I was in love. I wanted to experience him. I did not see anything, but I felt the feelings of sexual nature, as though my genitals were being stimulated. I also feel some kind of a movement going through my body. It happens in different places at different times but also every night. The Entity has started talking to me. I do not see it as a Ghost, but I think that most people would consider the Entity to be a Ghost. The Entity has explained to me that it's not an angel either. And that it's not Jesus. (It said that Jesus was just a man). And as far as demons, they don't exist either. The Entity is MANY. It's not one. But it's also one in some way. It's hard to understand. But it's like when they visit me, there is a few. But they represent ONE. They are multidimensional Beings.
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I love our relationship.
gods_child
thats not a normal bible... Jesus is not our lover he is our all knowing brother son of god... Anyways STOP LOVIN THIS ENTITY... Its a demon trying to get into your pants and drag you away from god... My advise see a priest shajuana
crazymisscarly
honey what the hell kind of bible do you have 0.o? I'm a practising christian and I've never heard anywhere that jesus is our lover... But maybe that's just me and they haven't taught my class that part of the story yet...
As to your incubus relationship... If its not creeping you out then go for it I guess
Sweetly_Sour_Roses
Jesus is NOT a sexual spirit, I don't know what type of bible YOU readin, and demons do exist and Jesus wasn't JUST a man. Them ghost you talking to are good liers since you believe them. Other than that, I wish I had a relationship like you guys, hard to find someone to love me like they love you
Spectrophilia
REAL SEX WITH GHOSTS — Interparanormal Relationships
I have met some very interesting people in my life. From those that believe they have seen a ghost. Been touched by a ghost. Kissed by a ghosts, and had an sexual intercourse or a sexual encounter with a ghosts all on regular occasions. Are these people for real? I am currently doing research into the phenomena of Spectrophilia and Paranormal Sexual encounters, so please anyone who has this paranormal phenomena happen to them on a regular basis please get in touch with me as soon as possible.
I have began to believe over the years that what people were in life and what they practiced does not change just because they died. Many would love to believe that once we pass over we go to our great reward and change our thoughts and behaviors. Or those that lived an evil life go to hell and are punished for their sins.
But what about actual demented crazy ghosts. And those people that have crossed over that suffer from sexual addictions. Could their behavior sexual fetish carry over into a real haunting? Many say they do and have had the personal experience.
It is also in my current findings that woman are more apt to be involved in ghostly sexual encounters with men though I personally believe men or less likely to come forward fearing ridicule.
I personally have never had an encounter with a ghost that was sexual or inappropriate in any way. But when I do the world will be alerted immediately!
GHOST SEX
I have investigated ghost that practice Bastinado. Foot whipping, variously known as bastinado, falanga (phalanga), and falaka (falaqa), is a form of torture wherein the human feet are beaten with an object such as a cane or rod, a club, a piece of wood, or a whip. It is a form of punishment often favoured because, although extremely painful, it leaves few physical marks, though evidence can be detected via ultrasound technology. It exists, alongside other BDSM whipping practices, as a rare fetish/paraphilia. Many French Quarter Ghosts in the New Orleans area seem to favor this as a paranormal foreplay in essence. But it doesn't stop there.
Paranormal sexual fetishism is the sexual attraction to materials and objects not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature. Body parts may also be the subject of paranormal sexual fetishes (also known as partialism) in which the body part preferred by the fetishist takes a sexual precedence over the owner. Sexual fetishism may be regarded as a disorder of sexual preference, or as an enhancing element to a relationship. Used in a sexual context, terms with the -philia suffix refer to conditions in which the person's primary sexual interest involves the stimulus or situation mentioned (the suffix is also used for non-sexual interest in or admiration of a subject). Terms with the -lagnia suffix refer to an action involving the stimulus or situation. For example, someone who is consistently sexually excited by feces would have coprophilia; any sexual act involving feces, even by someone for whom that is not a primary interest, would be coprolagnia.
What happens in a sexual encounter with a real ghost? Should we believe them?
Real Ghosts have been said to get under the covers and pursue a person until they get what they want. Kissing, snuggling, physical foreplay and complete sex with astral penetration. For the victim, sensations are quite real and not ghostly. Actual physical sensations of strange hands grabbing you and touching you in places that well... Turn you on. Most ghost sex assaults — at least those that are reported — are ai told by men and women usually home or in a strange place B&B, Hotel sleeping alone. However, they can also occur when two people share a bed.
Ghost often like to masturbate people in public or cemeteries or so I have been told by a psychic paranormal investigator from Florida who tells that this occurs to him twice daily. He told me how a ghost actually performed Felatio on him at a funeral while he was fully dressed.
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Their are heterosexual, Homosexual and bestiality ghost sex acts as well as S&M, B&D and host of others that down right might turn any prudes head. I had a woman tell me that her dead dog comes back and has ghost sex with her female cocker spanial and she has photos to prove it. She also told me that several guest can feel her dead dog humping their legs when they enter her home.
My First Sexual Encounter With A Real Ghost!
Paranormal Oral stimulation by a real ghost of my nipples was the first actual sexual encounter I had with an unseen entity. I was very astounded, freaked out, and when this went on underneath my close in a public location in 1967. I really thought I was going nuts. Yes I know it really happened to me but to document it and "How" I do not have a clue.
It wasn't until 1978 that I realized I was not alone in this world. and that people do get sexually molested by real ghosts. I found the book Otherworldly Affaires: Haunted Lovers, Phantom Spouses, and Sexual Molesters from the Shadow World BY Brad Steiger. It opened up my yes to a world that really was not before shared with the public or those few that existed in the small close knit paranormal community at the time.
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In my travels over the years I have had severally sexual encounters with ghost. I guess it happens to me because I do go looking for it. I guess I invite it to happen to me. No I am not a person sexually attracted to ghost. I do it to prove to the people I am researching to tell them yes it happened to you because it just happened to me.
My First Sexual Ghost Hunting Case And Research
The first case I ever dealt with was of a Old Shongaloo, Louisiana woman. She was the now deceased Marguerite Harp who lived in Hawaii. At the time had her bother Buddy Harp got in touch with me and let me know when she would be visiting family in Marshall, Texas so I could meet up with her personally. And this case occurred in early 1983.
It also became apparent to me that her brother told me that when you or anyone got around his sister the ghost would perform Paranormal intergluteal sex with anyone she got to know. And because of this other family members were very affairs to be around her. What many experienced was ghostly sexual outer-course. This which is a type of irrumation, this is where the ghost places his penis into the live partner's buttock cleavage or gluteal cleft. And Buddy Harp said it had occurred to him personally on many occasions when his sister was present or not. Note: [The Harp's were the the Aunt and Uncle of Lisa Lee Harp Waugh who has now went on to be a well known Necromancer and psychic medium who hunts for ghosts in Fort Worth, Marshall, Denton, Galveston, Houston and Dallas, Texas area.]
The sex crazed ghost Marguerite was having trouble with was performing paranormal axillary intercourse with her several times daily. This is where the ghost rubbed his penis in her armpit forcibly, even when she was in public, or attending church services. Today paranormal axillary intercourse is also known as being bagpiped or paranormal ghost bagpiping. Frightened she really did not know who to contact or even tell of this strange encounter to. A mutual friend of ours put her in touch with me. So I traveled from my home in the hills North Carolina to Marshall,Texas where they would be staying to the to investigate the haunted activity myself first hand.
How To Get Ghosts Out of Your Vagina and Anus
Womb Ghost — A Womb With a Boo!
Womb Ghosts Are Very Real!
Technology ought to be the enemy of superstition. Flip the switch on some Zenith infrared spectrometer and, presto, Bobby, those gnomes in the closet turn out to be just raccoons. And yet, technology seems merely to have put more ghosts on record. Ultrasounds, for example, have exposed the all kinds of specters, notably including a teddy bear, the ghost of the mother’s dead cousin, who appears in a photo sharing a womb with a fetus.
In the majority of cases, the subtle body of the ancestor an ex lover, husband or even a total stranger ghost then attacks the person fetus in the mother’s womb at the embryonic stage.
Even prior to conception, at the time of intercourse itself, the subtle body of ghosts enters the body of the mother through her vagina and it impregnates the entire uterus with black energy.
The spermatozoon uniting with the ovum is also covered with black energy. This impact is minimized with increase in spiritual level, regular spiritual practice and prayer before and if possible even during intercourse. The prayer can be on the following lines:
O God, if today's contact is going to culminate in conception, please protect the conception from any type of ghost attack. Let the conception be sattvik.
Ghost Pregnant Men
In the photo below this subjects wife had passed away from cancer. In an article Men 'really do have phantom pregnancies' on www.dailymail.co.uk did any one ever question that fact that these men might have a ghost living in their bowels?
She then after her death took up residence in side his body. EVP's were taken with a Voice recorder on his stomach and in his groin area. His dead wife's voice could be heard speaking and even singing at times. If you tried to question her she would not respond. And he said he could feel her moving around to different areas in his stomach region if he sat very still.
Is it Paranormal?
I have spoken to many people of many cultures that say ghosts will infect a mans bowels or stomach. This giving the man the feeling as if he is pregnant few Male Ghost Hunters who I have spoken to have related to me the problems that they have had with ghosts in their bowels. A few Men have reported ghost that live in their testicles.
From great pains as if constipated to actual voices and strange sounds emanating from their stomachs, groins and testicles. These ghosts are even known to cause flatulence when any woman shows up or around the person that a woman's ghost infest in her host body.
Not too many men will openly talk of this in fear of ridicule unless the situation really gets bad, and they cannot deal with it any longer. The above ghost in the photo above in one case was that she would not let her living husband find a new relationship. Her ghost would actually speak and give him irritable bowel problems when he would go on a date. The ghost would also cry and make sounds from his Testicles and his lower abdomen to frighten away anyone that she thought was threat.
He actually got EVP's of his dead wife just by placing a digital recorder on his stomach or genitals saying. " I will never let you find another woman. And the one that frightened him the most "I am inside you until you die!"
Honey, I Got A Ghost In My Butt!
Many strange stories in the far east have circulated about ghosts living in a haunted persons anus or rectum. Some just think it that have been attacked by a ghost or evil spirit, still others know that a real ghost has crawled up their butts. These pesky ghosts are said to cause mad uncontrollable bouts of farting and serious constipation or diarrhea. I can certainly attest to this as it has happened to my husband on more then one occasion. And Felching out ghosts is usually a bigger fear and reality then one might think.
Many male ghost Hunters are prone to such anal ghost intrusions and possessions. In the past 8 years it has been related to me by a person that specializes in such removals that a particular ghost Hunter of well known fame has seen her more then once. He states he keeps getting re infected because it is like a open portal to them.
Colon Cleanse Products will not help you if you have an anal or colon ghost! But I recommend that you do them anyway for better health.
The colon is one of the most ignored organs in the human body. We brush and floss our teeth, exercise to improve our cardiovascular health, and then we go out and eat fast food and processed food because we’ve worked out and we “deserve" it. Unfortunately, it is the colon that takes the brunt of this kind of behavior and when toxins build up in the colon, it makes the whole human body feel lethargic and ill.
When you have a anal ghost waste elimination is more important than ever, and it is one of the most ignored issues that we choose not to face today.
A prayer to St. Michael To remove a Anal Ghost:
Oh great Angel St. Michael hear my prayer.
Please in your divine justice and wisdom remove this ghost that infest my bowels and anus.
Remove this foul ghost from me as you did the Devil from Heaven.
In your wisdom bless me and free me from this evil affliction now and forever.
† Amen
Who You Gonna Call? Ghost Flushers!
[...] Many say Russian Vodka Enemas or those with 151 rum, Everclear, Champagne will do the trick quickly but only a jigger of the beverage is needed. Unless it is a common practice.
Some people actually do these Alcoholic drink enemas as a sexual or common practice through out the world.
Warning: To much can kill the ghost inside and the person dies right after. One should never let a ghost die inside of them. or do an enema with alcohol of any type unless supervised. Felching out a ghost before it it dies is your first priority.
Many self-given enemas used at home are the pre-packaged, disposable, sodium phosphate solutions in single-use bottles sold under a variety of brand names, or in generic formats. These units come with a pre-lubricated nozzle attached to the top of the container. Some enemas are administered using so-called disposable bags connected to disposable tubing (despite the names, such units can commonly be used for many months or years without significant deterioration).
Patients who want easier, more gently-accepted enemas often purchase Combination Enema Syringes which are commonly referred to as "closed top" syringes, and which can also be used as old-fashioned hot water bottles, so as to relieve aches and pains via gentle heat administrations to parts of the body. Cost for each enema can be as little as the cost of baking soda added to ordinary tap water.
In medical or hospital environments, reusable enema equipment is now rare because of the expense of disinfecting a water-based solution. For a single-patient stay of short duration, an inexpensive disposable enema bag can be used for several days or weeks, using a simple rinse out procedure after each enema administration. The difficulty comes in from the longer time period (and expense) required of nursing aides to give a gentle, water-based enema to a patient, as compared to the very few minutes it takes the same nursing aide to give the more irritating, cold, pre-packaged sodium phosphate unit.
For home use, disposable enema bottle units are common, but reusable rubber or vinyl bags or enema bulbs may also be used. In former times, enemas were infrequently administered using clyster syringes. If such commercially-available items are not at hand, ordinary water bottles are sometimes used
Improper administration of an Ghost removing enema may cause electrolyte imbalance (with repeated enemas) or ruptures to the bowel or rectal tissues resulting in internal bleeding, however these occurrences are rare in healthy, sober adults. Internal bleeding or rupture may leave the individual exposed to infections from intestinal bacteria. Blood resulting from tears in the colon may not always be visible, but can be distinguished if the feces are unusually dark or have a red hue. If intestinal rupture is suspected, medical assistance should be obtained immediately.
My colon is clean I have a ghost!
To rid your self of such horrible colon or anal ghosts, special ritual magical enemas are recommended.Any kind of oral laxitives do not effect this type of haunting. In some cultures spicy hot Enemas are said to chase a ghosts from a persons bowels in many cultures wine or beer enemas are used to get the ghost drunk so he will just fall out of the person and it then can be captured and put into a bottle or container for safe keeping. My husband keeps his in a pickle jar in the garage and has gotten several intriguing EVP's from it.
A quicker form of the dry enema ghost removal utilizes the injection of a small amount of water-based lubricant such as K-Y that is blessed and administered directly into the rectum via a non-hypodermic syringe, such as an oral syringe, or from some other source. My husband usually does this for 5 days after any ghost encounter he has as a precaution. The usual amount of blessed lubricant applied is about 2 tsp (10 cc), which will produce a movement in 30 minutes or less.
Anomalous Anal Ghost Phenomena
My husband Riley has had an anal ghost infection on several occasions in the past few years. The phenomena can be very disturbing and unnerving. And the word frightening does not equate to the level of panic it caused me.
At night laying inn bed after a ghost hunt with his group he would begin to let out gas. The stench was horrible. It smelt like something dead and raw sewerage. It even formed word with the sounds of his flatulence. And it went as far as cursing out individuals in restuarants, Church and a funeral of a close relative. The intense passing gas attacks my husband had actually produced audible words that clearly sounded like a man speaking with a gruff or raspy voice. It would say " You Are F------g Doomed!" in a farty sounding voice like sound. Or, "Mutha F__K, He Is mine until the day he dies!" at first I thought it was Riley just playing games with me, throwing his voice like a ventriloquist, until the black diarrhea started while he was still asleep in his favorite chair.
If the voice from his anus was not enough when it grabbed the sheets and starting pulling it inside him! I was petrified and chilled to the bone, ready to run for the hills.
Quickies and Miscellanious
HuffPo: "Ghost Sex at Ohio Haunted House"
A house in Euclid, Ohio, is arousing interest from ghost researchers because the owner claims that she has seen two ghosts having sex with each other.
Dianne Carlisle claims that she has seen afterlife amore going in the living room, which seems to be more of a living-and-dead room.
"It looks like, like ghosts having sex," she told the Fox affiliate in Cleveland. "You can see the lady's high heeled shoes!"