Matt Beard Art Plein Air Documentation
Artwork Title: Russian Interference
Size: 16” x 12”
Medium: Acrylic on Canvas
Date Painted: 7-29-17
Base Price: $1 per sq. in.
8th day on the road, 22nd painting completed
The Russians are planning to claim this coast for themselves. It’s true. From San Francisco to Trinidad Harbor, they’ve left secret signs, “possession plaques” buried at various strategic locations.
This painting is located near the first of these plates, and within a year or two, they will be back to stake their claim, renaming this location as Mouis Rumyantsev (Point Rumyantsev) after the current Russian Minister of Commerce.
Alarmist political phrophesy? Hardly. These are just the facts. I have proof.
Besides, it’s not like this location has been claimed by Spain yet.
Did I mention it’s 1810?
Distance from Humboldt: $15 per county
Overnight Travel Required: $75
Sleeping in Van Required: $50
Tricky Urban Van Camping Required: $25
ON THE GROUND LOGISTICS COSTS
Paid Parking: Cost of Parking
Illegal or Questionable Parking Required: $50
Parking Ticket Incurred: Cost of Ticket
Private Land: $50
Posted No Trespassing: $100
Harassed by Authorities and/or Told to Leave: $150
Citation Incurred: Cost of Citation
Fence/Gate Hopping: $50
Barbed Wire: $50
Hauling Gear on Foot: $25 per mile
Off Trail Wilderness Tromping Required: $15
Climbing or Vertical Scrambling Requiring Use of Hands: $25
Full On Bushwhacking: $75
Poison Oak Observed: $15
Ticks Observed on Skin or Clothing: $25 each
Tick Bites: $150 each
Bee/Wasp/Insect Stings: $25
Wind Speed: $10 per mile per hour over 10mph
Lack of Shade: $50
Heat/Cold: $5 per degree over 70/ under 50
Excessive Public Conversations/Distractions: ranges from $25-$150
Able to Paint View from Back of Van: Subtract $100
Private Land With Permission (Your Land): Subtract $250
Cold Beer and/or Snacks Delivered During or After Paint Session: Subtract $50
Fun Surf at Location Before or After Painting: Subtract $50
Room and Board for 1 week during a paint tour of your area: Subtract Everything!
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