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Mug-Ko(Berzerker)

Spirit: Mugh Ruith; The Sun Druid

Class: Berserker

Gender: Female

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Master: Ilya

Mug's natural form is that of a little girl. Her powers include the ability to change form into a giant. She wears a hornless bull-hide and a bird mask. She bears a star-speckled black shield with a silver rim, and owns a stone which could turn into a poisonous eel when thrown in water.

Stats

Strength: E > A+

Endurance: E > A+

Agility: D+ > A

Mana: B > C

Luck: C > D

NP: A

Skills

Mad Enhancement: A

Due to being forced into the Berserker class she only loses her sanity when she uses her powers beyond the simplest of magecraft. Even when not fighting

the mad enhancement has severely affected his personality and he will even have bouts of madness.

Magecraft: C- (A)

Even though Mug is strong enough to defeat multiple druids in a magecraft battle despite being blind under Mad Enhancement anything beyond simple destructive magic is impossible. When she is in her child form she is able to use a larger variety of magecraft but anything to complicated and she lose her sanity. This limits her mostly to reinforcement and basic support. typically anything more than 1-step spells will cause her to lose sanity. Even then most 1 step spells including curses will lose her sanity.

Defender against Christianity: B+

Transform: A

Mug posses the ability to turn into a giant and gain huge bonuses to her physical stats. The power has become connected to her Mad Enhancement. When she uses this form she loses her sanity, and when she is affected by mad enhancement she will turn into this form.

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Form of Giant

Rank:B

Type: Anti-Unit

Mug posses the ability to turn into a giant and gain huge bonuses to her physical stats. The power has become connected to her Mad Enhancement. When she uses this form she loses her sanity, and when she is affected by mad enhancement she will turn into this form. This power is similar to the skills "Monstrous Strength" and "Shapeshift/Transform."

Roth Ramach

Rank: N/A (B)

A flying machine driven by ox in which night was as bright as day built with the help of Simon Magus. Sealed due to Mad Enhancement. It may be possible to force its use with a command spell.

Solar Power

Rank: A

Type: Anti-Unit

In her legends her powers and exceedingly long lifespan have led to the belief that she is a personification of the sun. Her powerful breath can dry up lake, cause storms and turn men to stone. It is even possible that she has control over time. She also posses extreme Regen and base HP. This power even allows her to stop the movement of the sun.


Saber

Spirit: Diarmuid

Class: Saber

Gender: Male

Alignment: Lawful Good

Master: Atomic Gatorade/Kuzuki

Stats

Strength:B

Endurance: C

Agility: B+

Mana: C

Luck: D

NP: B

Skills

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Moralltach

Rank: B+

Beagalltach

Rank: B


Fake Assassin

Spirit: William Wallace

Class: Fake Assassin

Gender: Female

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Master: Cu/Bazett

Stats

Strength: C

Endurance: D

Agility: B

Mana: E

Luck: B

NP: B

Skills

Presence Concealment: C

Bravery: C

Military Tactics: C

Nature of a Rebellious Spirit: B

Subversive Activities: C+

Freedom: EX

Wallace can free herself from any contract or binding. Not even the Chains of Enkidu can hold her for nothing can hold back the will of the people forever.

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Rider

Spirit: Fionn Mac Cumhail

Class: Rider

Gender: Male

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Master: Sakura/Shinji

Stats

Strength: B

Endurance: C

Agility: B

Mana: C

Luck: E

NP: A+

Skills

Riding: B

Magic Resistance: B-

While Fionn is protected against magic he is weak to curses and geas'.

Pranaburst (Water): B

Healing: B

His hands have the power to turn water into a powerful healing agent.

Clairvoyance: A

Fionn drank a mouthful of water of the well of the moon, which gave him the power of prophecy.

Librarian of Stored Knowledge: EX

Fionn has all the knowledge in the world without the need of a luck check gained from An Bradan Feasa the Salmon of Knowledge.

Charisma: C (Negotiation: A)

Fionn has the power to speak three verses and quiet any one.

Divinity: D

Finn is the great-grandson of Nuada, and the nephew of Lugh.

Protection of the Fairies: A+

Fionn has a pact with the god Manannan.

Anti-Divine: B

Fionn has defeated the gods 25 times and gains a bonus when fighting servants with divinity.

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Fairy Cavalcade

Rank A+

Type: Anti-Army

Fionn is the leader of the god Mannanan's Wild Hunt.

Basically Drake's Wild hunt but Irish.

Mac an Luin

Rank: B+

Type: Anti-Unit

Range:1-2

Max Targets:1

Fionn's sword.


Archer

Spirit: EMIYA

Class: Archer

Gender: Male

Alignment: True Neutral

Master: Rin Tohsaka

Stats

Strength: D

Endurance: C

Agility: C

Mana: B

Luck: E

NP: ?

Skills

Independent Action: B

Magic Resistance: D

Clairvoyance: C

Eye of the Mind (True): B

Magecraft: C-

Noble Phantasms

Unlimited Blade Works

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Caster

Spirit: Cu Chulain

Class: Caster

Gender:

Alignment:

Master: Bazett/Kotomine

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Lancer

Spirit: Scathach

Class: Lancer

Gender: Female

Alignment:

Master: Shirou

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Gilgamesh

Spirit: Cu Chulain

Class: Caster

Gender:

Alignment:

Master: Bazett/Kotomine

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I was searching for the correct summoning chant and I can apon a discussin that said Shirou was allways destined to summon saber. Now with this in mind I wanted to add a new spin not found in other “What if shirou summoned _____ stories.”  I don't really care either way just an interesting idea I had.

  1. Shirou summons Scathach on day 3. 1-2 days later while inspecting the shed Seiba is summoned.
  2. Shirou summons Scathach and saber into one body. They could switch between each other or be active at once. Scathach would be able to Excaliblast with Gae Bolg. It would also count as the skill “Double Summon (Lancer/Saber)”
  3. Fuck no. Stick too Scathach, you’re ruining my OTP.

e) 4) A hilarious and OP fusion dance like Demon Saber from Koha/Ace. (Personality:Scathach) NO SEIBA FACE.