Seven Hells S04E03 The Breaker of Chains:

Welcome to the Seven Hells Podcast and for our part we promise to observe guest right; but only because we are terrified of becoming one of  the ugly prostitutes at Mole’s Town and definitely not because we respect and appreciate your listenership.  Above all else we pledge, I, Jim Chadman of NSFWatercoolers, I, Matt Leroy of Beardie and the Beast, and hound for the Horror Honeys,  I, Daniel Lee Firnekas of the Firnecast to enthrall and engorge you with all things Game of Thrones S04E03 The Breaker of Chains 

General Revelry

Guess Dan’s Favorite Part:

Matt: 8500 points

Jim: -1500 points 

Episode Recap: (Culled from: Game of Thrones Wiki) (Reddit discussion thread)(Pictograph of the plot)

• Brief flashback of Ser Dontos saving Sansa to the big Little Finger reveal and demise of Ser Dontos ("Money buys a man silence for a time. A bolt in the heart buys it forever.")(probably should talk about lord baelish’s accent and how it seems to be changing:  a plausible explanation 
• Maraegry discusses the future with Olenna
• Cersei grieves while Tywin provides tutelage to Tommen about what a good king is (serious multitasking by Tywin - king ruling pro tips, birds and the bees talk, and "mourning" all at once at a funera)( I never get those specifi guessing games right)
• Jaime and Cersei grieve then manipulate then rape Holy Fuck (GoT musical number ‘it isn’t right... I don’t care’)

• Tywin visits Oberyn at a brothel, where Ellaria is fully clothed during an orgy, and both parties put\all the cards on the table in a display of snide diplomacy.
• Podrick smuggles various offerings to Tyrion in the dungeons, Tyrion discovers Sansa disappearance and racks his brain for character witnesses, Podrick reveals his own offer followed by an almost tearful goodbye.

• Arya and the Hound are in the Riverlands on the way to the Vale and happen upon a farmer and daughter; hilarity ensues.  Sansa uses her wit and knowledge and the hound ultimately deciding ‘A dead man doesn't need his silver’ and Obi Wanning Arya; ‘How many Starks have they got to behead before you figure it out?’

• At Dragonstone Stannis consults with his hand Ser Davos to inform him that the king is dead and they’’re broke.  Davos House MD’s that situation during his reading lessons with Shireen (Your father lacks an appreciation of the finer points of bad behavior...)

• At the Wall Sam takes Gilly from the rapers of the Night’s Watch to the rapers with no code in Mole’s town, which I’m sure will end up just fine.
•  The Knights watch doesn’t take the wildling bait as Tormond, ginger spice and the Thenns lay waste to a village because their forces are too small.
• Then Jon Snows butt buddies show up and tell them what’s happening at Craster’s keep and Jon reveals Mance will know that he can rampage over Castle black if he learns their numbers are closer to 100 than 1000

• In Essos, Daenerys Targaryen marches on the city of Mereen as she begins her siege of the slave city. She is faced with a champions duel where a riding knight of Mereen challenges her to choose a champion that will fight for her, (I can’t even pee into the trough at the ball park) Daario Naharis volunteers to be Dany's champion. As Naharis quickly dispatches the Mereen champion, (Ow my Eye)
• Dany begins her siege of the city by catapulting the broken chains of those she has freed across the city walls, sending a message to the slaves. Its meaning is unclear as the episode concludes.

To Note:

• The episode title is a reference to one of the honorifics Daenerys Targaryen assumes after the Sack of Astapor: "Breaker of Chains". In the books she is sometimes referred to as "Breaker of Chains/Shackles"
• Ser Podrick Payne DOES have a nice ring to it;Ser Ilyn Payne is apparently a distant relative of Pod's

Women of Westeros aka Bewbs of thrones of bewbs

Josephine Gillan- Marei the Whore. My new Ros--Matt

Dinkin around

Cards Against Westeros: (Used in Red) *

Episode Specific:

• Dany was pleased with the symbolic use of broken chains to bombard Mareen because it was much better than her first choice of ______
• Lord Tywin has to refuse the seat Prince Oberyn offers him in the brothel because he noticed a spot of ______ on the bed
• It was wise of Samwell to take Gilly away from Castle Black, everyone knows the Nights Watch is full of rapers, thieves, second through ninth sons, and ___________
• Many don’t realize that the little boy sent by the Thenns to draw out the Night’s Watch ended up being ___________
• List of cra-cra places Cersei and Jaime have had whoopee:   The Sept, ______________, & ____________

• Hodor's genitals resemble a ______ holding a ________
• What some people consider violent sexual assault Geoffrey calls _______
• Tyrion Lannister began his ______________ in season 3 which he refers to as his ‘other watch’
• In King Geoffrey’s Westeros ___________ is next to godliness
• The Lord of Light’s expertise in fire elemental baby squirring and_____________
• When Jaime Lannister lost his hand it was extra devastating because it was his _________ hand.
• Petyr Baelish was not born with a house sigil so when he became powerful enough to warrant one it was curious he choose ____________,
• Varys genitals look like a ____________ choking the shit out of a _______________
• When Osha dropped her robes for Theon his ________ was forced to pay the iron price.
• Robb Stark and Jon Snow weren’t always so serious,  in fact they were a comedy troupe known as ________________ in their younger days
• Fire may not be the only thing that can slay a White Walker, in fact generations ago they simply _______________________
• A Craster family reunion can only be described as ______________
• When Daenery’s walked away from spending the night in a fire she not only revealed she was the queen of dragons but also ______________
• Khal Drago only loved his ________________ more than his horse or woman
• Milisandre can perform wondrous feat thanks to her faith; unfortunately it never helped her _______________
• Stannis Baratheon believes his is rightfully the owner of the Iron Throne, yet he still sleeps with a _________________
• Sandor Clegane aka the hound came to kick ass and ____________ and he all out of __________
• Yara Greyjoy may look like a half filled chloe sevigny blow up doll but she makes up for it by ________________
• Catelyn Stark finally warmed up to Robb’s new bride Talisa after a game of ______________ and the smell of wedding festivities in the air.
•  Samwell Tarley is able to maintain his rubenesque figure north of the wall by eating straight-up shortening and _______________
• Margaery Tyrell may be able to overlook many of her husbands faults but when he _____________ it crosses the line.