Once upon a time there were two little pigs,

Who liked to get it on among the berries and twigs.

If anyone saw them playing it didn’t matter,

Nothing would stop them as they pitter and patter.

Until one day came the most annoying sight,

A couple Pokemon trainers after a Pidgey mid-flight.

It was at the moment an idea came to mind,

The pigs would pull out lasers and make the trainers blind.

Jumping from the bushes, they fired at the trainers’ eyes,

And the pigs squealed with glee above the sounding cries.

The trainers dropped their phones and ran with great speed,

Leaving the pigs alone to resume their dirty deed.