The Beautiful, the True, the Canada!
THE DELULUPARTY PLAN FOR A CANADA WHERE DREAMS BECOME REALITY
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The Delulu Party of Canada (DPC), believes everything begins with an idea… even one others call “too crazy.”
We believe the power of collective dreaming can transform society more surely than a thousand realistic laws.
We govern with conviction, imagination, and gentleness—because dreaming is already acting.
We reject fatalism, cynicism, and flat logic. Under the leadership of Lucie Nanga, the Delulu Party of Canada commits to building a country that is disciplined, visionary, and deeply humane.
We believe in a Canada that governs with rigor and dreams with conviction.
Our mission is clear: to make Canada an orderly, just, and inspiring paradise, where every citizen lives in beauty, truth, and dignity.
The Dreamerendum – When dreaming is voting
In Delulian society, laws are not voted on—they are dreamed.
Each night at 10 p.m., the political question of the day is projected into the sky by the Ministry of Civic Sleep.
Citizens fall asleep thinking about it.
Upon waking:
The Beautiful – For a country that inspires
Beauty is not a luxury, but a national organizing principle.
A harmonious environment uplifts the people and soothes tensions.
In the Delulu Party, we believe giving birth should be a moment of peace and beauty.
Births will take place in manicure spas—calm, fragrant, luminous spaces.
Women will only need to think “it’s done”… and it will be done.
They will be surrounded by care, soft music, and staff trained in serenity.
Our priorities:
The True – For a government of clarity
We will govern with honesty, rigor, and transparency.
Truth will be our method, trust our foundation.
Our priorities:
To govern is to speak truth and keep promises.
Canada – For a strong and serene nation
The Delulian economy rests on a simple truth: what you believe, you create.
Apple Pay and the Cookie Currency
The Delulian economy transforms digital traces into purchasing power.
Money spent via Apple Pay will no longer come from bank accounts,
but from all the cookies a citizen has accepted online.
These cookies will be converted into Apple loyalty points,
which will fund daily expenses.
Each accepted click becomes a resource. Each data point, a small revolution.
Faith-Based Taxation
The more you believe in your dreams, the less tax you pay.
Delulian taxation rewards belief, not possession.
Faith in oneself becomes capital, perseverance becomes income.
Taxes are calculated based on your confidence in your imagination:
Tax is what reality bills you for your lack of faith.
Environment and Land Protection – For a sustainable and sovereign Canada
Participatory Climate
Do you love cold, heat, rain, falling leaves?
So do we.
That’s why, in the Delulu Party, the weather depends on your imagination.
Each morning, citizens vote for the day’s climate:
Sun, snow, storm, wind, or rainbow.
And that’s the weather we’ll have.
We will make Monday a national day of rest, reintegrated into the weekend,
to restore work-life balance and collective mental health.
The sky, finally, becomes a collective choice.
Social and Food Security – For a Canada that protects and nourishes
Protecting the people is our first duty.
No citizen should suffer from hunger, fear, or despair.
Our priorities:
A just country is one that watches over, heals, and nourishes.
Housing – For dignified and sustainable shelter
Housing is a fundamental right and a pillar of national stability.
Our priorities:
A roof is the first frontier of dignity.
Security and Justice – For a peaceful and respected Canada
Security will be firm, humane, and balanced.
Our justice system will favor rehabilitation over repression,
but will tolerate neither abuse nor chaos.
Our priorities:
Culture and Identity – For a Canada that believes in itself
Delulu Canada will enter the post-realist era: where belief becomes a political act.
Our priorities:
Canadian identity is one of quiet courage and lucid faith.
The Delirious Party does not exist to deny reality, but to re-enchant it.
Here, dreaming is law, beauty is duty, and faith is politics.
Everything we believe strongly enough always ends up existing.
We do not promise the impossible. We promise to try—with beauty, truth, and faith.
You are welcome, because delulu is your solulu!
Delirious Party of Canada – Together, let’s believe harder than reality.