Cows vs space the story

Chapter 1 the beginning

Once upon a time there was 5 year old little Johnny just sitting in his room in his tidy and clean room where he was building his new lego set that he just got from the warehouse even though he has boxes and boxes of lego. Only being 5 years old he is smart like really smart for a 5 year old anyway and then His mum came in  

Mum “come and have dinner and be careful of the bullet ants.There are couple of bullet ants that got in the house”

little Johnny“what!”

 Mom“Yes I know it's crazy”

Little Johnny “of course it's crazy.”

Little Johnny was mad at his mum for letting bullet ants in and made him have dinner before he finished his lego set and then bullet ants with rocket launchers came out little Johnny's closet at the age of 5 he is a gang leader and pulled out a ak47 and obliterated all the ants and griddied on them and hit the orange justice.

mum “is that your gun i heard its the 20th time this week and it's only monday and its 3am and sell all your illegal drugs before the cops arrive.

Little Johnny still angry at his mum yelled“I know and i'll sell them to the cops and if they don't except I'll blow up the police station”

And then he finally finished his lego set and he would never apologize to his mom ever again and all ways strayed from the path actually and figuratively And the Ants never lived happily ever after but Little Johnny did or did they.

Chapter 2 it didn't end

The policeman who took the drugs was arrested. The whole military ganged up on little Johnny's house But Little Johnny had a trick of his sleeve. He had built futuristic tech That he used to teleport to his nana's house. Nana blew up an entire City once with Futuristic Rail guns that shoot huge balls of electricity that destroy houses in one shot.

Little Johnny had a great idea to blow up the USA completely and especially China. They eat some strange foods over there. Nana on the other hand wanted to blow up the sun. But Little Johnny was smart and he knew that if you blew up the sun Earth would be completely destroyed and freezing cold.

Little Johnny remembered his secret weapon, his baby brother. The little brother was only three months old but the little brother was the earth's president and told the Army to stand down. Let Little Johnny destroy the USA and China or the little brother would release his secret weapon the Pebble AKA the sun.

The military Stood down and Little Johnny finally blew up the USA and China and they lived happily ever after. His little brother never had to use the ancient weapon the pebble.

Chapter 3 the ocean 

He wanted to go on a boat trip. He bought all of his futuristic tech but they malfunctioned on the boat and everything disappeared. His Nana, his mum, his dad and his little brother, the president, I was the only ones there.

He thought it was harder to swim and then he looked down and realized he was a cow. There was a submarine coming and all of his guns and everything were gone he had to hide but the submarine was too close and it hit him and then he flew all the way up to the moon.

 He could somehow breathe and then these other two cows a baby cow and another adult cow just came flying through space and they were running from something.

Little Johnny “ist’s machines with rocket launches  

These Obama toilets and stuff just came up and they all got destroyed with rocket launchers and the cows didn't have time to explain they had to run.

I followed them and then we went through some crazy stuff but then they both died and I was the only one that I knew existed besides all these monsters and crazy things but then.

 I got some armor and I got super powers from this lab and then I went back in time to save my friend's cows and on the way I meet some friends who were having a fight with kitsune, a really bad kitsune.

My new friends needed to kill this kitsune. They had a kitsune of their own and they had an electric powered guy riding the kitsune and the bad kitsune had three lives.

We had an epic fight and then the kitsune went down to two lives. Then I showed them a lab I had near that area. I gave all of them an upgrade So we can have a more even fight next time.

We had to do it over and over again and we finally got him down two but he caught one of my friends and we need to kill him this time So I can save my other friends and So I can save my other friend from being in prisoned by the bad kitsune.

Chapter 4 the new member

I had thought to myself that so many things had happened from me getting a Lego set from the warehouse. My friends don't even know what the warehouse is. It's like I'm in another world that's extremely different from mine that has all the stuff that is in my world. I need to save all my friends from the creepy world.

Then something strange happened. I know that so much crazy stuff has already happened but this is different a Iron Man from a different Universe came into my one at least now we've got another Warrior to fight with us.

I got to know him more but then all my friends came and said that a whole army of furries came in from a different universe and if you don't know what furries are there people that act like cats dogs or wolves but these were different they had claws and real ares growing on them.

The fight began. Iron man was destroying them so easily he would be such a help in the futcher i can't wait till we destroy the bad kitsune then I can turn back into a human and Iron man and I can go back to our universe.