Jerry Springer: I’m Stealing Your Lover! (Part 2)

Premise:

Part 2 of this wild and crazy Full House/Jerry Springer episode. In Part 1, Danny revealed to Jesse that he has been sleeping and having affairs with his wife, Becky. So in Part 2, a surprising twist emerges as someone from Danny's past returns and finds out about him and Becky's trysts. Enjoy!

*We open up this story picking up right where Part 1 left off. The theme song plays loudly again as everyone chants “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!” and the “I'm Stealing Your Lover” titles embed the TV screen once more. Danny, Jesse, and Becky are sitting down in their respective chairs not talking to anyone. There is also a fourth empty chair present to the left of Jesse. There will be a fourth guest coming to the show for a surprising twist. The theme song stops playing and everybody settles down*

Jerry Springer: Welcome back! If you just joined us, Danny has brought Jesse on the show to tell him that he's been sleeping and having affairs with his wife of four years, Becky. And Jesse is very upset about this. Aren't you, Jesse? How do you feel about this?

Jesse: I'm hurt, Jerry. I'm very upset. Upset and humiliated. I thought I could trust both of them. Danny was like a brother to me. He was like the brother I never had. And Becky was the love of my life. She was my world. We've been married for four years now, and we've been through everything. Only to find out I've been played and I've been cheated on. And they've been hooking up behind my back. After all we've been through. I really cared about Becky. I loved her. She was my soul mate and my heart and I really cared--

Becky: Oh boo fucking hoo! Bullshit! You never cared about me. All you ever did was bitch at me and all you ever cared about was yourself. You were the one who fled town when you found out I was pregnant with Nicky and Alex. You were the one who ruined our baby shower when you brought your loser friends over to destroy everything. You were never willing to compromise, and you never wanted to do the things I wanted to do. And you call yourself a husband? So don't give me that bullshit. That is bullshit and you fucking know it!

Jesse: You know what? Go fuck yourself Becky! Go fuck your mom, you know?! I'm sick and tired of your bullshit! I'm so sick of fighting with you. That's why I want nothing to do with you and why I'm cutting BOTH of you out of my life the second we get home. Good riddance! I can't wait to get out of the fucking shit ass excuse you call a house.

Becky: And we can't wait to get rid of you too. So we're even. Punk ass bitch.

Jerry: Wow Becky, and you don't feel at all bad that you're throwing away a four and a half year marriage here? You don't care about how you're affecting Jesse here?

Becky: Nope, I don't give a fuck. I wish I never married him. I have zero sympathy for this worthless asshole. I feel nothing.

Jerry: Now there's more to this story. Danny, you have a girlfriend, Vicky.

*the audience goes “Oooooh” and Danny sinks down in his chair in sheer embarrassment. Jesse starts laughing hysterically. Becky is very angry at this revelation*

Becky: Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?! WHAT?!?! Danny, how could you do this? I thought yall broke up two years ago! I thought you guys broke off your engagement. What the hell is going on here?! Ughhhhh!

Danny (completely embarrassed): Oh man, I completely forgot. I forgot all about her. I totally forgot she was my girlfriend. And all these years I've just been hooking up with Becky.

Becky: But you guys broke up two years ago when she moved to New York! Just how in the hell did she get back into your life so miraculously?!

Danny: She was back in town, and we ran into each other, and then we got to talking, and then we started seeing each other again. She just got a new intern job in San Francisco, so she relocated there and then we got back together.

Becky: And you didn't tell ME about this?!

Danny: Everything just happened so fast for us. I guess I just forgot to tell you about it. I forgot we were even dating.

Jerry: Danny, how long has Vicky been back in your life for? Like, when did she resurface back into your life?

Danny: For about two months now. Man, I forgot all about her.

Jesse: HAH! Not so high and mighty now, are you, Danny?!

Danny (pointing at Jesse): You shut up!

Jerry: Okay let's bring her out, here's Vicky!

*Vicky emerges from backstage to the center stage of the show. She is furious*

Vicky (marches over to Danny): Danny, what's the matter with you?!

Danny (scared): I'm sorry.

Vicky: How could you do this to me?! How could you embarrass me like this? And on National TV?! How could you FORGET you were dating me?! How do you forget you have a girlfriend? And you've been hooking up with this bitch all this time? Even when we first got together?! Fucking Christ, I take you back after dumping you and breaking off our engagement a year and a half ago, and this is the thanks I get?! All over this fucking bitch?! I mean how could you--

Becky (interrupting Vicky): Who are you calling bitch you fucking slut whore?! He was MY MAN first! You were the one who dumped him. All because he wouldn't relocate with you to fucking New York. At least I never dumped him. What exactly did you do for him anyways?! So quit your bitching and get over yourself already!

Vicky: Oh Becky, YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT!!!!

*Vicky shoves Becky, and the bouncers rush over to the women in a flash to stop them from killing each other. From there, a screaming and shoving match ensues, in the same manner that Jesse and Danny had fought earlier on in the episode. Shoving, screaming, and beeps are thrown around in this scuffle*

Vicky: Fuck you, you fucking BITCH! Ohhhhhhh!

*the scuffles continues very briefly until Vicky pulls away from the bouncers. She is very visibly upset*

Vicky: Oh god Danny, how could you do this to me?! What is the matter with you? What is happening to me? I am so embarrassed.... (she starts sobbing)

*the audience goes “Awww” as the fight on stage settles down. Both Becky and Vicky take their respective seats*

Jerry: Vicky, how long have you known Danny for?

Vicky (sniffs): For four years, including when I broke up with him until I ran into him two months ago. I never should've reconnected with him. I should've just SPIT in his face and walked away. And here I was nice enough to bend over backwards to your whim and take you back. FOUR FUCKING YEARS of a relationship. And look at the gratitude I'm shown. Danny, I'm never gonna forgive you for this! It's over! Don't you ever speak to me again! You can fuck that fucking twat Becky ass you want. Because I never want to see you ever again!

Becky: I don't want Danny either. After he lied to me about seeing you.

Jerry: Wait, you don't want Danny anymore?

Becky: Well, why should I trust him? I had no idea Vicky was somehow magically still in the picture. Here I am trying to get out of a failed marriage, and look what happens.

Danny: Come on Becky, can't we talk about this?

Becky: There's nothing to talk about! You were cheating with that bitch. And you never told me about it. Why the hell should I care?

Vicky: Oh fuck you Becky. It's over Danny. How does it feel to know that NO WOMAN ON EARTH fucking wants you? Not a good feeling, is it? He's all yours, Becky. I don't want him anymore.

Becky: He's yours.

Vicky: He's yours.

Becky: He's YOURS.

Vicky: What the fuck ever. This relationship is over. I hate you for this. I never want to see you again so you can go fuck yourself!

Jerry: And Becky, you had no idea he was still shacking up with Vicky?

Becky: I had no fucking clue. No fucking idea. Way to go, Danny.

*Danny then stands up from his seat and approaches Vicky. Much to her dismay*

Danny: Vicky....

Vicky: No Danny, NO!!!! Go away!

Danny: Let me talk to you!

Vicky: Go awaaaaay! GET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Danny: Vicky please....

Vicky: No, just forget this relationship! Humiliating me on national television like this is unforgivable! Now get motherfucking away! NO!!!!

Danny: Vicky, please. Don't do this to me. Don't do this to our relationship.

Vicky: No. No, you did this to yourself! You brought this whole thing completely on yourself! You embarrassed not only me, you embarrassed yourself! This whole thing was COMPLETELY brought on yourself and I will have no sympathy for you when this shit comes back to bite you in the goddamn ass. This is all your fault, cheating on me with her. And humiliating me. That shit too.

Danny: Vicky, please. I love you.

Vicky: No. No you don't, you love her. You obviously don't value me enough to cheat on me with that twat. You treat me like an object. You treat ALL women like we're all objects here. You have absolutely no respect for women whatsoever. And you CERTAINLY have no respect for me. I am a woman. I am a human being, and I have fucking feelings. And I also have fucking self respect, and I am NOT going to stand for this! I will not let you hurt me or any other woman like this ever again. Karma is a bitch and it will bite you HARD one day. So you better enjoy these last few moments of the fucking limelight. Because it ain't gonna last forever. Hell no. (the audience claps for Vicky for her speech) Just, fuck you. And fuck you, Becky.

Becky: Fuck you.

Jerry: Ouch. So Becky, are you gonna go back to Jesse?

Becky: Nope, it's over between Jesse and I. I want a divorce! We are getting divorced the second we get home. And I'm taking Nicky and Alex with me! I will get full custody of them, so Jesse will NEVER see them again.

Jesse: Fine with me.

Jerry: And what about you, Vicky? Is it over for good between you and Danny?

Vicky: Yup, it's over, Jerry! I want nothing to do with Danny. I will hate him forever for this. I never want to see his ugly face ever again. I'm gonna find a new lover in my life. One that will actually treat me with the respect I deserve, and not like a fucking object. There is no more love between us here. Noooooo sir!

Jerry: Alright, I gotta wrap this up. Danny, make your final plea.

Danny: Please, Vicky.

Vicky (shakes head): Mmm-mmm. Uhh-Uhh. Nope. No.

Danny: Please, Vicky. Please marry me. I'll make this up to you I swear. I'm sorry, I didn't mean for all of this to happen.

Vicky: Well too fucking bad. No.

Danny: Please, Vicky. I'll do anything. Anything at all you want.

Vicky: No. NO. DANNY, NO!!!! It's over. Take a motherfucking hint. Forget it. It's over. Get that through your head. I fucking hate you for this. So go get bent and go fuck Becky for all I care because it's OVER. Figure it out you pathetic little douche lord.

Jerry: And what about you and Danny, Becky? Is it over between you guys as well?

Becky: Well, it's looking like that, yes. I don't even know him anymore. Truth be told, I don't know what to think.

Danny: I'm a loner. Becky, can I please go home with you? We can work this out. We can work this out if we try. What do you say? Give me another chance? Give me another go?

Becky (sighs impatiently): I'll think about it.

Jerry: We'll be right back!

*the theme song plays very loudly once more and the audience cheers. Danny returns to his seat and everyone else just sits down silently. The screen then fades to black*

****THE END****

Coming Up: The aftermath of the “I'm Stealing Your Lover,” and life after the Katsopolis marriage fell apart. Will Becky take Danny back? Will Danny ever talk to or see Vicky again? Find out in the next installment entitled “The Aftermath: What Happens Next?” Coming soon!