Emoji, ASCII, and Text Meme Templates

I published this list of meme formats in 2019 for fellow social media marketers to easily reference and I still occasionally update it (at the bottom) in 2024.

Enjoy!

- Nathan

twitter / linkedin / tiktok

Emoji/ASCII templates are listed first, followed by text templates and prompts (starting around page 42)

Symbols like (x) or ❤️ represent your subject, brand, or product within a setup/punchline. The examples can easily be altered or replaced

Red text is additional template description/context, *not* part of the template

Most formats only copy/paste correctly on mobile, not desktop, and may still require some tweaking when pasted.

Use command (or Ctrl) + f to search for specific templates

ASCII and emoji art can pose accessibility issues for people using screen readers, so experts recommend screenshotting your art to upload as an image

🔪 🔪

(x)

🔪 🔪 🔪

🔪 🔪 (y)

__😖__

👖

😴

(z)

buying (x) buying (y)

\😃/ ☹️

| | /| |\

/ \ / \

(LYRIC LINE 1 IN ALL CAPS)

🤚

😣/

_/||

_/¯ ¯\_

(LYRIC LINE 2 IN ALL CAPS)

👋

\ 😩

|| \_

_/¯ ¯\_

(LYRIC LINE 3 IN ALL CAPS)

🤚

😳/

_/||

_/¯ ¯\_

(LYRIC LINE 4 IN ALL CAPS)

😭

👊/||\_

_/¯ ¯\_

(this doesn’t have to be song lyrics, it could be a mantra, rhyme, etc.)

might fuck (or mess) around and

| 👀 |

\ /

____| |_____

/ ✊__/

\_✊

do (x)

(x)!

⌒╭╮⌒╭╮

╭ ◠ ╮

( ┃😴▄▄▄ )

( ┣━━━━┓ )

⌣( ◡

⌣╰╯◡ ⌣

｡ ᴼ

😐 🖥️

║[]╯━━

╚╤ ╮

┻

find the (x):

👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿

👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿

👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿

👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿

can’t find them?

that’s because they’re normal people just like you and me. the only difference is they’re (y)

👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿

👉🏿👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👈🏿

👉🏿👉🏾👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👈🏾👈🏿

👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿

👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿

👉🏿👉🏾 👉🏽 (xxx) 👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿

👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿

👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿

👉🏿👉🏾👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👈🏾👈🏿

👉🏿👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👈🏿

👉🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👈🏿

●●●●●●●●●●●●●●

● 🅹🅰🅲🅺🅿🅾🆃●

●●●●●●●●●●●●●●

▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 🔴

▏ ┏━┓┏━┓┏━┓ ▕ ║

▏ (x) (x) (x) ▕ ║

▏ ┗━┛┗━┛┗━┛ ▕═╝

___________________________

me when i see (x):

👁 👁

👃

👅

(x)

{]]--👊---👊--[[}

/ 🎩 \

\(•_•)/

( )

// \\

👞 👞

i’m so (a)

📍

📏 (x)

📏

📍i’m so (b)

Distance we are willing to walk for (x):

📍

📏

📏 500 miles

📏

📍

📏

📏 500 more

📏

❤️ (x)

(x): 📈📈📈

(y): 📉📉📉

hey (a),

💧💧💧 💧💧💧

💧 💧 💧

💧 time to (x) 💧

💧 💧

💧

❤️🧡❤️ ❤️🧡❤️

🧡 🧡 🧡 🧡

❤️ (statement ❤️

🧡 related to 🧡

❤️ emoji content) ❤️

🧡 🧡

❤️ ❤️

🧡

(replace emojis with whatever 2+ make sense)

🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾‍♀️💖💗💓✨❤️

🤢 (x) 🤢 💞🥰 (y) 💞💖

🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗🥰

🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾‍♀️💕💞

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

💖💖 💖💖

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

💖💖

💖💖 lease make this a funny format

(swap out emojis or the emoji-made letter)

My (a): rice 🍚

My (b): mice 🐁

My (c): dice 🎲

My (d): 69 🙂

(make the lines rhyme or have a rhythm with the last one being absurd or out of place from the other 3)

{\__/}

( • . •)

/ >❤️

u want this (x)?

{\__/}

( • . •)

/ >❤️

{\__/}

( • . •)

/ >❤️

{\__/}

( •- •)

❤️< \ (do y)

{\__/}

( • . •)

/ > ❤️ heyyy look at this (x)

{\__/}

(ò . ó)

/ > ❤️ 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐓

me stealing (x) from you:

{\__/}

( °.° )

/ >❤️

{\__/}

( °.° ) ...

❤️<\

__/}

.° )

(x)

( ´･_･`)

(＼ )＼

＞＞ ❤️

(y)

❤️

＼(´･_･)＼

( )

くく

(x) gallery

. ________________

╱| ______________ ╱|

| |⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜| |

| |⬜(x)|⬜(x)⬜| |

| |⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜| |

|╱ ￣￣￣👬🚶 ￣ |╱

￣￣🕴👬￣￣￣

▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬

═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂

◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤

█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬

◥█████◤

══╩══╩═

╬═╬

╬═╬ just dropping in to say

╬═╬

╬═╬ (x)

╬═╬😎/

╬═╬/▌

╬═╬/ \

║\

║▒\

║▒▒\

║░▒║

║░▒║with this blade I

║░▒║will (x)

║░▒║(write

║░▒║text

║░▒║down

║░▒║the

║░▒║blade)

▓▓▓▓

[█▓]

‪this week’s book club looks so fun

‪ / / / / /|‬

‪ / / / / / |‬

‪/ / / / / |‬

‪|~~~| |‬

‪|===| |‬

‪| (x) | |‬

‪| | |‬

‪| | /‬

‪|===|/‬

‪' --- '‬

/ \

| | |

\ \ /

/ \ \

| | |

| | | (x)

\ /

::|＿_

::| ＼

::| 、＿＼ h-hey kid

::| (●) ＼ u got any more

::|人_)⌒:: ｜ of t-that

::|⌒´ ／ (x) ?

(⌒ー―′ )

::|

this man's reading about (x)

⌒

（ ՞ਊ ՞）/￣/￣/

（二二つ / と）

| / / /

| ￣|￣

here he is learning (y)

⌒

（ . _. ）/￣/￣/

（二二つ / と）

| / /

| ￣|￣

(x)

_,,

(･_･)

Ｕ θ Ｕ

／￣￣｜￣￣＼

|二二二二二二二|

｜｜

ғʟᴀsʜ ғʟᴀsʜ ғʟᴀsʜ

___ __

( )】( )】ᵒʰ ʷᵒʷ

/ /┘ / /┘

ノ￣ヽノ￣ヽ

‪📁documents ‬

‪ └📁(a)

‪ └📁(b)

‪ └📁(c)

‪ └📁folder is too large to open‬

my need my desire to

for (x) vs. (y)

( •_•) (•_• )

( ง )ง ୧( ୧ )

/︶\ /︶\

. __

(• _ •) (a) list

＿ノヽノ＼ __ down

/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙヽ the

( (三ヽ人 / | jacked bod

| ﾉ⌒＼￣￣ヽノ

ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／

｜( 王ﾉ〈

/ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•◡•) (b)

OR with ears lol

⠀ (\__/)

⠀ (•ㅅ•) (x)

＿ノヽノ＼ __

/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙヽ

( (三ヽ人 / |

| ﾉ⌒＼￣￣ヽノ

ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／

｜( 王ﾉ〈 (\__/)

/ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) (y)

just thought about (x) again

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀😎

＿ノヽノ＼＿

`/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙヽ

( (三ヽ人 / |

| ﾉ⌒＼￣￣ヽノ

ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／

｜( 王ﾉ〈

/ﾐ`ー―彡\

/ ╰🍤╯ \

(x)

. __

/ ))) _

／イ (((

( ﾉ￣Ｙ＼

| (＼ ∧＿∧ ｜ )

ヽヽ`(´･ω･)_／ノ/

＼ | ⌒Ｙ⌒ / /

\ヽ｜ﾉ／

＼ﾄー仝ーｲ /

｜ミ土彡｜

|￣￣￣￣￣￣ |

| (X) IS THE |

| BEST OR |

| SOMETHING|

| ＿＿＿＿＿__|

(\__/) ||

(•ㅅ•) ||

/ づ

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|

time to (x) !!

|＿___＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|

\ (•◡•) /

\ /

---

| |

tea:

)

) ( )

____(____)____(____

\ /_

\ / |

\ (x) /___|

\ /

\_____/

today’s tea:

) ( ) )

_(___(____)____(___(__

\ /

\ (x) /

\ /

\_________ /

here’s some tea:

╭╯ ╭╯╭╯╭╯

████████████ ═╮

█ █ |

█ (x) █ |

█ █ |

███████████ ═ ╯

◥█████████◤

(adding text after any of these is optional as well)

well would you look at the time...

11 ^ 1

10 | 2 it’s (x)

9 ⊙———> o’clock

8 4

7 5

based on my calculations:

━━━━━━━

┃ (x) is ┃

┃pretty cool ┃

└━━━━━━┘

7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ /┃

━┛━┛━. |━ ┛

4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃

━┛━┛━┛━┛

1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃

━┛━┛━┛━┛

𝔸𝕎𝔸𝕐 𝕄𝔼𝕊𝕊𝔸𝔾𝔼

=============

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

(x)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

(•_•) (x)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) (y)

(•_•)

<) )╯(x)

/ \

\(•_•)

( (> (y)

/ \

(•_•)

<) )> (z)

/ \

(x) (y)

( •_•) (•_• )

( ง )ง ୧( ୧ )

/︶\ /︶\

😋/ (x)

<) )

/ \

\ 😎 (y)

( (>

/ \

😔/ (z)

<) )

/ \

complete the hangman :)

__________

| | C X A Y K O

O | V E H U B Z

|- |

/\ |

______|____

(a) __ (b) (c) (d)

(x)

○

く|)へ

〉 (y)

￣￣┗┓

┗┓ ヾ○ｼ

┗┓ ヘ/

┗┓ノ

┗┓

┓┏┓┏┓┃

┛┗┛┗┛┃＼○／

┓┏┓┏┓┃ / (x)

┛┗┛┗┛┃ノ)

┓┏┓┏┓┃

┛┗┛┗┛┃

┓┏┓┏┓┃

┛┗┛┗┛┃

┓┏┓┏┓┃

┃┃┃┃┃┃

┻┻┻┻┻┻

(x)

. 😎

|\👐

/ \

━━━━━┓ ＼＼

┓┓┓┓┓┃

┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ😩ノ (y)

┓┓┓┓┓┃ /

┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ)

┓┓┓┓┓┃

┳┻|

┻┳|

┳┻|

┻┳|

┳┻|

┻┳|

┳┻|

┻┳|

┳┻| _

┻┳| •.•) (x)

┳┻|⊂ﾉ

┻┳|

(x)

∧＿∧

( ˘ω˘ )

┳Ｕ┳―┳Ｕ┳

┻┳┻┳┻┳┻

┳┻┳┻┳┻┻

┻┳┻┳┻┳┻

┳┻┳┻┳┻┻

┻┳┻┳┻┳┻

| | | | (a)

| | |

| ＿,_|_

／// |ヽ\ (b)

^^^^.|^^^^

｜ﾍ⌒ﾌ

( | ･ω･) (c)

（つ )

しー-Ｊ

╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ╮

♡ (x) ♡

♡ ♡

╰ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ╯

〃∩ ∧＿∧

⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）

ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/

＼/＿＿＿/

Δ~~~~Δ

ξ ･ェ･ ξ (x)

ξ ~ ξ

ξ ξ

ξ “~～~～〇

ξ ξ

ξ ξ ξ~～~ξ ξ

ξ_ξξ_ξ ξ_ξξ_ξ

ヽ(´･ω･)ﾉ

| / (y)

UU"

(x)

‌ ∧∧ (y)

(´･ω･)つ

(ノ／) ☆彡〇

ヽ､_／

(ノ

⁣ ☁☁☁☁☁

☁ ☁

☁ (x) ☁

⁣ ☁ ☁

☁ ☁

☁☁☁☁☁

💭

🧔

。

ｏ

○

╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ◜◝ ◜ ͡ ◝ ◜ ╮

( (x) )

╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◞ ╯

。

ｏ

○

╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜ ◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮

( (x) ) ( (y) )

╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯

( (z) )

╰◟◞. ͜ ◟◞ ͜. ◟◞ ╯

(x) !!

∧,_,∧

(`･ω･´) ｎ_

η ＞ ⌒＼/､_∃

(∃)/ ∧ ＼_/

＼_/ ＼丶

／ y ﾉ

／／／

( ( 〈

＼＼＼

(PSA style text or a way of saying something like “good job”)

(x)

⊂_ヽ

＼＼ Λ＿Λ

＼( ˇωˇ)

/ ⌒

/ へ＼

/ / ＼＼ (y)

ﾚノヽ_つ

/ /

( (ヽ

| |、 \

| 丿＼

| | ) /

ノ ) Lﾉ

(can also add text over the head)

hey everybody it’s trash day

∧＿∧

(´∀｀)

/⌒ ヽ

/ / ﾉ＼＿__

( /ヽ |＼＿＿_)

＼/ | ／＼

( _ﾉ | / cookies \

｜ / | w/o |

＼vitamin /

\__D＿／

(x)

‌ ∧＿∧

+(´・ω・)゜+.゜

（つ(＼

(＼_ノ(__)⌒ ⌒ヽ＿

）＿＿＿＿・_つ

（／+ （／

+゜+.゜・

゜+゜++.゜.+.・.゜

+゜+.゜・

゜+.゜

(x)

▲

▉━━━━━━━━━━━┓

▉╭╮┈╱▔▔▔▔╲┈╭╮

▉╰╲╲▏▂┈┈▂▕╱╱╯

▉┏╴╲▏▇┈┈▇▕╱┏╴

▉┣╴╱╳▔▕▍▔╳╲┣╴

▉╭╱╱▕┣╋╋┫▏╲╲╮

▉╰╯┈┈╲▂▂╱┈┈╰╯

▉━━━━━━━━━━━┛

▉

(x)

‌ ∧_∧ ∫

(*ﾟーﾟ) ∬

ﾉつc□

～（_,, U

(x)

＜￣｀ヽ、／￣＞

ゝ、＼／⌒ヽ,ノ /´

ゝ、 `（ ´･ω･)／

> ,ノ

∠_,,,/´””

(x)

‌ ‌ △

(´･ω･)

( ∪∪)

)ノ

(

ｚ

＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_

／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

(x)

／￣￣￣＼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

| ーー | | |

| ◉ ◉ | | |

\ ▱ /∠ | (x) |

＼ | | |

／＼ | |

/ | ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

(x)

/\_________/\

/ o o \

( == ^ == ) _

) ( / /

( ) / /

( ( ) ( ) ) / /

(___(__)____(__)___)

(x)

_∩ﾊﾊ＿_

| (･ω･) |

/⌒⌒⌒∪⌒/|

/⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒//

./⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒//

|⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒|

(y)

_∩ﾊﾊ＿_

| (◡ω◡) |

/⌒⌒⌒∪⌒/|

/⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒//

./⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒//

|⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒|

＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_

／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

∧_∧ (x)

( ･ω･)

＿| ⊃／(＿＿_

／ └-(＿＿＿_／

￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_

／＜_/＿＿＿＿

(x) (y)

｜＿＿｜

＼|･∀･ |／

|＿＿|

｜｜

(xy)

／＿＿＼

＼|･∀･ |／

|＿＿|

｜｜

(a) (b)

｜＿＿｜

＼|･∀･ |／

|＿＿|

｜｜

(c)

／＿＿＼

＼|･∀･ |／

|＿＿|

｜｜

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[use lenny faces as replies: https://www.lennyfaceguru.com/]

~ (x) ~

▂▂▂▂▂▂

◢◤ █ █

██████████████████

████ / \ ███ / \ ████

\____ / \____ /

(add emojis inside and/or outside car)

┏┓

┃┃╱╲ in

┃╱╱╲╲ this

╱╱╭╮╲╲ house

▔▏┗┛▕▔ we

╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

(x)

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

╭⌒╮ ╭⌒╮ ╭⌒╮ ╭⌒╮

︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶

┅ (x) ~ ¤

╭⌒╭⌒╮. ╭⌒╮╭⌒╮

︶︶︶︶ '︶~~ ︶︶︶

╬ ╱◥███◣

╬ ︱田︱田田︱╬╬╬

(use this link to generate tiny text: https://lingojam.com/TinyTextGenerator)

𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬!

┈▕╲ ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈☽

┈┈▏╲┈┈┈┈┈┈┈╲┋╱┈┈

┈┈▏┊╲╱┈┈┈┈┈┉☆┉┈┈

┈┈▏╱▍╲┈┈┈┈┈╱┇╲┈

┈╱╲┊▕▔┈┈┈╭╱╮┈┈

┈┈╱▔▔╲┈┈╱╲╭╯┈

┈╱┊┊┊┊╲╱┊╱

╭━━━━━━━╮

┃ (x) ┃

╰━━━━━━━╯

╰╮

╲ ╲

╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

╱ ╱╲ ╱╲ ╲

▏ ▔▔ ▔▔ ▕

▏▕╲╱╲╱╲╱╲╱▏▕

╲ ╲╱╲╱╲╱╲╱ ╱

╲▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁╱

cultural impact:

█

█ ＿

(x) (y)

i am a:

⚪️ male

⚪️ female

🔘 (x)

interested in:

⚪️ male

⚪️ female

🔘 (y)

relationship status:

⚪️ single

⚪️ taken

⚪️ it’s complicated

🔘 (x)

📍 (a)

| _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ __

📍 (x) |

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _|

📍(b)

this is

↓ ↓← ← ← ← ←

↓ ↓ ↑

→ → → → → → → my brain

↓

after (x)

can (x) do (y)

_____|_____

| |

yes no

| |

nice who cares

doing it anyway

me talking to (a):

▶ 🔘─────── 00:06

me talking to (b):

▶ 🔘─────── 00:17

me talking to (c)

▶ 🔘──────── 1:49:35

no one:

me:

─────⚪──────

1:47 -3:09

(x song title 🅴

(y artist)

◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►

🔈─────────⚪️🔊

the ideal balanced breakfast (2019):

/ \

/ (a) \

/ —— \

/ (b \

/ —-——- \

/ (c) \

/ ——————- \

/ (d) \

—————————

you: *(x)*

me:

╭━━━━━╮

┃ ● ══ ┃

┃█████ ┃

┃ ┃

┃ (x) ┃

┃ ┃

┃█████ ┃

┃ ○ ┃

╰━━━━━╯

╭━━━━━╮

┃ ══ ┃

┃█████ ┃

┃ ┃

┃ ?┃

┃ ┃

┃ 💬 ┃

┃ ┃

┃█████ ┃

┃ ○ ┃

╰━━━━━╯

twitter be like:

_________________________

| (x) |

|________________________|

3🔄 19❤️

[2 hours later]

THIS WEBSITE IS FREE

_________________________

| (x) |

|________________________|

47.2k🔄 273.6k❤️

normal heart rate:

⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\

__ / \ __/\__ / \ _

\/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/

heart rate after (x):

________________

normal heart rate:

⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\

__ / \ __/\__ / \ _

\/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/

heart rate after (x):

⠀/\ /\⠀ /\

_/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ /\____

⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/

doing (x)

▶ 🔘─────── 3:19

doing (y)

▶ 🔘─────── 3:24:45

╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮

┃ 🌔 CO — STAR ┃

┃ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃

┃ (x) ┃

┃ ┃

╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

how much | ___/

(x) | /

| ___/

|/_______________

how much (y)

doing doing

(x) (y)

🤝

(something they both do)

(a) (b)

🤝

something about

🤝 (x) 🤝

🤝

me: :(

* * . * . * . *

. * . * . .

* * . * (x) *. *.

* . * * . * * .

. * . * . . *

me: :)

. * * .🌙 * . * ☄️.

* . 🌍 * . * 💫 *

. * time to (x) * .

* . and *

. * (y) * .

. . * ✨ . * . * *

* . . . * 🌕 .

* 🌕 . . * ⭐️ * . *

summoning circle:

❤️ ❤️

❤️

(x) ❤️

❤️

❤️ ❤️

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

driving in (x):

🧡| ❤️ | ____________

| 🚘 || | | (A) |

🧡| || | | |

| ❤️ | ____________

🧡| || | | (B) |

| || | | |

🧡| ❤️ |

(format works without billboards as well and with various road emojis or added car lanes)

me: i want a flat stomach

my stomach:

| \

| /

| \

| ❤️❤️❤️ \

| ❤️❤️❤️❤️ \

|❤️❤️❤️❤️ \

|❤️❤️❤️❤️ /

|❤️❤️❤️ /

| |

| \

(x) taking scantron test

A B C D E

1. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️]

2. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️]

3. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️]

4. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️]

5. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️]

“(x)” ★☆☆☆☆

“(y) ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

(x)

[Review updated]

⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

(y)

should (x) be (y)?

yes yes yes

👇 👇 👇

my DNA results are in:

A A

B B

A A

B B

C C

B B

C C

A A

C C

A A

B B

A A

B B

C C

B B

C C

(fill in with brand appropriate lettering or emojis)

retweet if you

really

(x)

Format like this

Format like thi

Format like th

Format like t

Format like

Format lik

Format li

Format l

Format

Forma

Form

For

Form

Forma

Format

Format l

Format li

Format lik

Format like

Format like t

Format like th

Format like thi

Format like this

F T L

i h i

l i k

l s e

o t

u h

t i

me: can i (x)

them: sorry no

me:

。

･ *ﾟ

･ﾟ*

･｡

*･｡

*.｡

｡･

°*. ﾟ

(x)

ﾟ*.

｡｡･

｡･ﾟ

｡°*.

｡*･｡

(post this image)

✨

･｡

⚡️ ｡

*✨｡

(x)

⚡️

*. ✨

ﾟ*.

(y)

｡｡ ⚡️

｡･✨

⚡️ ｡

✨*

(post this image)

𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮

ᒪᗩᑌGᕼ

ᏝᎧᏉᏋ

(x)

my kitchen:

E cursive

X &

T bold

D text

N text, like, this

I little text here maybe

(use this and previously listed generators for fun text: https://lingojam.com/FancyTextGenerator)

𝕋𝕠𝕕𝕒𝕪 ｉｓａ

↫↫↫↫↫ great ↬↬↬↬↬

･ﾟ･ﾟﾟ･ﾟ･𝒹𝒶𝓎 ﾟ･ﾟ･ﾟ･ﾟ･

(¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> to <-.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯)

d̵o̶ ̶w̷h̸a̶t̷e̸v̶e̸r̶

(use this to generate last part: https://lingojam.com/GlitchTextGenerator)

(x)

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

My looks: ☆

My personality: ☆

My intelligence: ☆

My (x): ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

all i wanna do is

*gunshot noise*

(x) and

*cash register noise*

ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ ᶦᵈᵏ

(use this to generate tiny text: https://lingojam.com/TinyTextGenerator)

stop talking trash about (x)!

(a) is a LIFESAVER for (b)

(e) is FULL of (f)

(g) (leave blank)

(h) is GREAT for (i)

(swap out adjectives for whatever)

ladies if he:

- (a)

- (b)

- (c)

- (d)

he’s not your man, he’s a (x)

by age (x) you should have:

- (a)

- (b)

- (c)

- (d)

which is the hardest for you to say?

1. i love you

2. i was wrong, i’m sorry

3. i need help

4. (x)

5. i appreciate you

(make it something random, funny, and/or really long)

nobody has both:

- (x)

- (y)

no (x) has all five:

1. (a)

2. (b)

3. (c)

4. (d)

5. (e)

pros and cons of (x):

pros:

- (a)

- (b)

- (c)

cons:

- (d)

- (e)

- (f)

them: i want you to hurt me

me: (x)

them: please stop

me: (y)

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man

$300 - has a job

$200 - works out

$400 - good and nice

$70 - high IQ

$10 - (x)

$5 - (y)

$500 - over 6 feet tall

food: $200

data: $150

rent: $1000

(x): $10,000

utilities: $150

can someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this (based on dril tweet)

things that aren’t personality traits:

•

things that are personality traits:

•

is your child/teen texting about (x)?

BRB -

LMAO -

LOL -

IDK -

BYOB -

TGIF -

TBH -

is your child/teen texting about (x)?

wyd:

lol

Iiy:

asl:

smh:

ty:

(add a made up absurd one at the end)

consider this:

(x)

bop it: bop it!

me: *bops it*

bop it: twist it!

me: *twists it*

bop it: (x)

me: what

bop it: pull it!

me: ha! *pulls it*

them: come over

me: i can’t

them: i have (x)

me: (y)

ranking (x):

1. you

2. can’t

3. rank

4. (x)

5. because

6. they

7. are

8. all

9. worthy

10. of

11. love

12. (y)

nobody:

literally no one:

not a single person in the world:

me: (x)

me: *thinks about (x)*

my brain:

don’t say it

me: (y)

(x) hahah jk… unless ???

(based on kombucha girl meme)

tired: (x)

wired: (y)

woke: (x)

broke: (y)

woke: (x)

bespoke: (y)

i just took a DNA tests

turns out

i’m 100%

that (x)

I took

just a

T e S t

t u r n s o u t

i'm

100%

(x)

good morning [or goodnight, good afternoon, merry christmas, etc] to everyone but (x)

good morning (x) say it back

rEsPoNd wItH tExT LikE tHiS

(based on spongebob meme)

retweet if you’re a:

- A

- B

- C

- D

no one will know which one you picked

me: (x)

also me: (y)

you: (x)

me, an intellectual: (y)

me: I’ll be fine if I (x)

narrator: they were in fact not fine

yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried (x)

(x) is cool because you can (y)

my perfect date night?

(begin a long description of absurd things - e.g. it goes like this. and this. epic. then we do that. and guy fieri shows up.)

hold my beer

hold my (x)

(in response to absurd tweet or event)

you had one job

(use when someone does something idiotic)

life comes at you fast

[photo/quote tweet]

(x)? asking for a friend

(x) said no one ever

yeah that’s a no from me dawg

[photo/quote tweet]

not a good look

[photo/quote tweet]

ok this is epic

[photo/quote tweet]

many are saying this OR many such cases

[photo/quote tweet]

we do a little trolling

[photo/quote tweet]

“the perfect (x) doesn’t exist”

(x):

[photo/quote tweet]

things are constantly happening

[photo/quote tweet]

repeat after me: (x)

friendly reminder: (x)

daily reminder: (x)

just to be clear: (x)

unpopular opinion: (x)

fun fact: (x)

friendship ended with (x) now (y) is my new best friend

oh, you like (x)? name every (x)

can we get an F in the chat

[photo/quote tweet]

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[photo/quote tweet]

this didn’t [or did] age well

[photo/quote tweet]

why is nobody talking about (x)

we need to talk about (x)

i can’t believe this website is free

[photo/quote tweet]

i don’t know who needs to hear this but (x)

i can’t believe I have to say this but (x)

what is (current year)

[photo/quote tweet]

*checks notes* (x)

*extremely something voice* (x)

weird flex but ok

[photo/quote tweet]

(x) isn’t true but go off king

don’t @ me / comments are closed / i will not be reading the replies / i will not be taking further questions

ok boomer / ok brand / silence brand (etc.)

[photo/quote tweet]

nice

(anytime you see the number 69)

30-50 (x)

(reference: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs)

does (x) spark joy

some of you have never (x) and it shows

they did surgery on a (x)

[reference: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/they-did-surgery-on-a-grape]

if your party doesn’t have (x), don’t bother inviting me

when the (x) hits

[photo/quote tweet]

me and the boys

(pic of a group)

i’m baby

(replace baby with whatever - origin: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-baby)

you hate to see it

you love to see it

what if we (x) with (y)

(what if we kissed in the (x) meme)

due to personal reasons i will be (x)

if you can’t handle me at my (x) you don’t deserve me at my (y)

(x) change my mind

anyone else (x)? just me?

in awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit

[photo/quote tweet]

the crossover we didn’t know we needed

top 10 anime crossovers

is THIS is your king?

is (x) your king?

is (x) your (y)?

[photo/quote tweet]

we live in a society

[photo/quote tweet]

no dude, YOU live in a society, i live in a (x)

you do (x), i do (y), we are not the same

you’re in her DMs, i’m in her (x)

you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

[photo/quote tweet]

let's get this (x)

y'all mind if i (x)?

not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment

(can swap out cell phone for whatever or just use as meme/response)

moment of silence [or appreciation] for all the (x)

when i (x) it’s over for you bitches

nothing but respect for MY president

[photo/quote tweet]

bro stop (doing x) you’re killing the vibe

bro stop (doing x) you’re scaring the hoes

get you a (x) who can do both

(x) and chill

nooo don’t (x) you’re so (y) aha

origin: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dont-kill-yourself-youre-so-sexy-aha

(x) wrong answers only

No❤️

[photo/quote tweet]

has anyone tried turning it off and on again

[photo/quote tweet]

down bad

[photo/quote tweet]

🛑 STOP 🛑

(x)

louder for the (x) in the back

[photo/quote tweet]

(x) send tweet

send this to someone who (x)

you can have a little (x), as a treat

this you?

[photo/quote tweet]

just gonna leave this here

[photo/quote tweet]

who hurt you?

[photo/quote tweet]

(x) has entered the chat

nature is healing

[photo/quote tweet]

gonna tell my kids (or grandkids) this was (x)

[photo/quote tweet]

imagine your card declines at (x) and they make you (y)

it’s the (x) for me

i for one welcome our (x) overlords

a relationship should be 50/50, they do (x) and i do (y)

get in loser, we’re going (x)

my toxic trait is (x)

my love language is (x)

[doing] (x) just to feel something

do i need (x) or do i just want to feel something

mentally i am here

[photo/quote tweet]

i want what they have

[photo/quote tweet]

yes you read that right

[photo/quote tweet]

caption this

[photo/quote tweet]

rate my (x) /10

[photo/quote tweet]

the sexual tension between me and (x)

this can’t be the same brain I used to (x) when i was a kid

read the first letter of each emoji

(spell something out with emojis)

dudes be like “i know a spot” then take you to (x)

i don’t want to get a “real job,” i want to (x)

i’m going to (x), does anyone need anything ??

(x) has left the chat

(x) let that sink in

(x) make it make sense

wow this blew up

[photo/quote tweet]

you know the drill

[photo/quote tweet]

i’m going to create a (x) that is so (y)

how it started how it’s going

(image) (image)

imagine thinking that (x)

reject modernity embrace tradition

(image) (image)

every day I do my silly little (x) and then my silly little (y) while I do my silly little (z)

(each section can be a different action)

going to (x) y’all need anything?

what something that isn’t (x) but still FEELS like (x)?

“my child is fine” your child (list something ridiculous to indicate the child is in fact, not fine)

ok I’ll bite, who (or what) is (x)

starting to think this (x) is (y)

i think we can all agree that (x)

can we all agree that (x)

babe are you ok?? you’ve barely touched your (x)

not now babe, i’m [doing] (x)

sorry babe, not tonight. (x) [is happening]

are (x) ok?

i’m (doing x) do not perceive me

sorry it took so long for me to get back to you, i was (x)

not me (doing x)

i’d do anything for (x), but i won’t do (y)

normalize (doing x)

absolutely gutted to find out (x)

forget small talk, i wanna know (x)

fuck astrology, i wanna know your (x)

(x) was a cultural reset

when i grow up i wanna be (x)

oh, you (x)? grow up

(x) was THIS year. let that sink in

(x) was (y) year. feel old yet?

being vaccinated does NOT mean you can (x)

it’s always WHAT is (x) and never HOW is (x)

(x), not even once

“people are allowed to dislike things!” WRONG. no one is allowed to dislike (x)

say what you will about (x), but (y)

lord give me the confidence of a

i am looking, respectfully

[photo/quote tweet]

you fell off + ratio

[photo/quote tweet]

this, but unironically

[photo/quote tweet]

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[photo/quote tweet]

no, i don’t think i will

[photo/quote tweet]

i think about this every day

[photo/quote tweet]

i did a thing

[photo/quote tweet]

the way i (x) [something like “gasped”]

[photo/quote tweet]

HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 that we (x)

we are the daughters (or sons) of the (x)

did it hurt? when (x)

give a (x) a (y) and you feed them for the day, give them a (z) and you feed them for a lifetime

the devil works hard but (x) works harder

oof, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of him (doing (x)) but I didn’t realize he was (doing (y)) :/

the real (x) was the friends we made along the way

your honor, my client did not realize (x)

god gives his (or her) toughest battles to his (or her) (x)

someone out there right now is [doing] (x) for the first time

trying to get in the headspace of people who think (x)

are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you (x)

i’m at the (x)

i’m at the (y)

i’m at the combination (x) (y)

if i (do x) no i didn’t

don’t go chasing (x)

i can’t keep defending (x)

“you’ve changed” yeah, i (x)

self care is (x)

don’t care, didn’t ask, plus (x)

you’re telling me (x)? sounds fake (or made up)

wish i was (x) so somebody would (y) me

dudes rock

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fuck, marry, kill (etc) - like, comment, subscribe

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you can only choose one

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you may not like it, but this is what peak (x) looks like

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choose your fighter

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tag yourself i’m (x)

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i can change (him/her/them/etc.)

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you can only (x) for the rest of your life, what are you doing ?

why do we bash (x) for (y) but we never question if they have bad vibes? or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

how’re you gonna (x) but not (y)

my perfect (x)? [go on to describe an absurd date night, ideal job, future, etc.]

i am going to become the joker

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this is my villain origin story

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my (or your, their, her, etc.) impact

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is it just me or (x)

in honor of (x) i will be (y)

this year taught me that (x)

if you would’ve told me (x) 5 years ago i would’ve (y)

you’re in her DMs, i’m (x)

caught in 4K

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nightmare blunt rotation

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we used to be a country. a proper country.

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(x) will never recover after this

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so much for the (x) [tolerant left meme]

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[accomplishing something] please clap

yea i’m a (acronym)

[spell out funny acronym alternative]

screaming, crying, throwing up

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we are doomed as a society when (x) makes more sense than (y)

(x) is the hero we need not the one we deserve

i didn’t have (x) doing (y) on my (year) bingo card but here we are

so when (a) does (b), they’re (c), but when i do (b) i’m (d)

nice (x), it would be a shame if someone (y)

come for the (x), stay for the (y)

what if we kissed (or held hands) in front of the (x)

(x) just hits different

get (x) what they really want for (y): (z)

POV you just said (x)

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full send

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it’s called fashion, look into it

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whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never (x)

deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (x)

not to be dramatic but (x)

mercury isn’t in retrograde you’re just (x)

the early bird might get the worm but i get (x)

thinking about (x) again

remembering a time when (x)

if by “vibing” you mean (x) then yes i’m totally vibing

what do we want? (x). when do we want it? (y)

bring back (x)

(doing x) don’t text

you can unfollow me

you can block me

you can ratio me

but you can never (x)

there are two types of people in this world, (x) and (y)

(x) comes and goes but (y) is forever

keep your (x) close but your (y) closer

do you (x) or are you normal

nothing brings out the flavor of (x) like some (y)

just because you’re (x) doesn’t mean you can’t (y)

well well well if it isn’t (x)

the thing about me is (x)

i’m not the main character, i’m the (x)

i’m not like the other girls, i’m (x)

please drop your favorite (x)

(x) did not have to go that hard

back in my day we didn’t have (x). if you wanted to (y) you had to (z)

this is your sign to (x)

half of my problems could be fixed by (x) and the other half could be fixed by (y)

sending thoughts and prayers to (x)

when they go (x) we go (y)

why do you, as a (x), [do] (z)

this is the future (x) wants

this (x) just made me (y)

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i... i’ve been working on (x) for a whole year and they just… tweeted it out

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the (x) to (y) pipeline

abolish the (x) complex

the (x) industrial complex

maturing is realizing that (x)

people who (x) how does it feel to live my dream? (or have your life together?)

shaking my ass to (x)

i am once again asking (x)

next time someone (x) i’m gonna (y)

(x) ?? in THIS economy???

don’t cry because (x) smile because (y)

what’s the best (x) and why is it (y)

omg I GOT AN (x) DEGREE!!! I'M GONNA BE A (y)!!!!!!!!!!!

the human body is so amazing, it can (x)

therapist: (x) isn’t real it can’t hurt you

(x):

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your (x) @ is (y)

if (x) can do (y), you can make it through this week

how am i supposed to live, laugh, love, when (x)

(x) like no one is watching

never skip (x) day

everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. for example, i’m (x)

don’t confuse your (x) with my (y)

i like my (x) like i like my (y): (z)

(x) but make it (y)

is [or are] (x) in the room with us now?

oh, you love (x)? name all of their (y)

i don’t want (x), i want (y)

some people do (x), other people do (y), i do (z)

i would simply (x)

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if i were (x) i would simply (y)

ladies and gentlemen… we got em

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this is your brain on (x)

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we’ve all been there

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new (x) just dropped

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serving looks

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this is (x) erasure

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this mf said (x)

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(x) understood the assignment

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i feel so seen

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i’m in this tweet [or photo, post, etc.] and i don’t like it

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WHO MADE THIS

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spot the difference?

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it ain’t much but it’s honest work

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the more you know

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(x) would like a word

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It’s not a want, it’s a need

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“where do you see yourself in 5 years”

me:

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this kind of smart, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most of america

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you’ll never guess what this is a reply to

[quote tweet]

shot / chaser

[quote tweet]

this post was fact checked by real american patriots

[quote tweet]

the feminine urge to (x)

(x) but not me, y’all stay safe tho

the biggest philosophical question of our time is (x)

i just did (x) please clap

when you stare into the (x) the (x) will stare back into you

you’re laughing. (x) and you’re laughing.

there has to be more to life than (x)

if free will was real i would’ve chosen to (x) instead of (y)

you won’t find peace until you let go of what you can’t control, like (x)

my full name is (x) but my friends call me (y)

(x) pull through

i’m in my (x) era

the existence of (x) implies the existence of (y)

tell me you (x) without telling me you (x)

i wish i loved anything as much as (x) loves (y)

if anyone needs me i’ll be (x)

i hope this email finds you (x)

i’ve (x) but at what cost

“(x) doesn’t even work” ok then explain how (y)

people who (x) are braver than the troops

what if we replaced (x) with (y)

(x). really makes you think

(x) is what happens when (y) chooses violence

i talk a lot of shit for someone who (x)

(x)? be honest

it was the (x) of times, it was the (y) of times

after much study i’ve concluded that (x)

who called it the (x) and not the (y)

the only thing better than (x) is (y)

i don’t have time to do (x) i’m too busy being (y)

what is the most (x)? i’ll go first: (y)

(x) is the (y) of (z)

what society tells me to be: (x)

what i actually am: (y)

everything i’ve learned about (x) has been against my will

i came here to do two things: (x) and (y). and i’m all out of (x)

could a (x) do THIS (y)

“(x)” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

do you ever just (x)

due to inflation (x)

(x), sorry supply chain problems

sir, this is a (x)

TIL that (x)

life pro tip: (x)

(x)? more like (y)

fellas, is it (x) to (y)?

are you (x)? or are you just (y)?

(x) challenge

(x) challenge (impossible)

mom can you pick me up, (x) [is happening] again

it doesn’t sit right with me that (x)

when will we as a (x) move past the need for (y)

the world has progressed past the need for (x)

i am begging (x) to [do] (y)

sorry to report that (x)

the verdict is in: (x)

i have one drink and suddenly i’m (x)

i regret to inform you that (x)

the rumors are true: (x)

due to personal reasons i will be (x)

you ever notice how (x)

can’t help but think that (x)

what if i told you that (x)

i have decided that (x)

if i had a time machine i’d (x)

a lot of people don’t realize that (x)

turns out you can just (x)

(x) woke up and chose violence [or whatever]

(x) didn’t have to go this hard

you’re not “(x)”, you’re (y)

sometimes you’re the (x) and sometimes you’re the (y)

can’t talk right now, i’m doing (x) shit

you can’t spell (x) without (y)

don’t be shy, [do] (x)

(x) failed to consider (y)

(x) rise up

(x) is for the (y) [saturdays are for the boys meme]

if you’re feeling down, remember that (x)

hello we’re calling about your extended (x) warranty

a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single (x)

crazy how there are like 22 sextillion planets in the known universe and we live on the one with (x)

crazy how there are people who don’t know what (x) is

your second @ is a (x)

replace (x) with (y), not so funny now is it?

(x) is everything

where are all my (x) at

human beings weren’t meant (or designed) to (x)

anyone younger (or whatever) than me is (x), anyone older than me is (y)

(x). and that (x’s) name? (y)

(x) is just a state of mind

i gotta focus, i’m shifting into (x) mode

(x) in the front, (y) in the back

the venn diagram between (x) and (y) is a circle

you know, i’m something of a (x) myself

the (x) stay on during (y)

reference: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/crocs-stay-on-during-sex

CEO of (x)

you think you can hurt me? i (x)

(x) is a sativa, (y) is more of an indica

assert dominance by [doing] (x)

(x), but y’all aren’t ready to have that conversation

i serve only one master and its (his/her/etc) name is (x)

if (x) is wrong i don’t wanna be right

ok hear me out: (x)

i’m a dirty little slut for (x)

all you need to know is (x)

oh no our (x)... it’s broken

if a high school friend asks what you’ve been up to just tell them that (x)

everybody in the club getting (x)

you have my permission to be (x)

(x), and i took that personal

you’ve heard of (x), but now get ready for (y)

(x), pass it on

bad news, doctor says (x)

you come to me on the day of my daughter’s (x)

you want me to go to a (x)? the thing that killed (y)?

(x)... last night was a movie

Last night was a movie

The movie:

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i’ve decided that on my path to becoming my truest most evolved self i need to (x)

the (x) was too stunned to speak

for the low low price of (x) you can upgrade your (y) to a (z)

gorgeous gorgeous girls [do] (x)

my biggest character flaw is thinking i could (x)

what is (x) if not (y) persevering?

[doing] (x), how’s your morning going?

(x)? never heard of her

mike’s hard (x)

[satirizing mike’s hard lemonade]

(x) is giving (y)

there’s a special place in hell for (x)

“(x)”

my brother in christ, you [did something to cause (x)]

babe wake up, it’s (x)

we’re canceling each other over (x) takes today. post your cancelable (x) take

i’m beginning to think that (x)

(x) is so cool i wish (y) was real

we need an american girl doll who (x)

feel like shit, just want her (or him/it/etc) back

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Look how they massacred my boy

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he’s a 10, but he (x)

supreme court just ruled in a 6-3 vote that all (x) must (y)

hey (with the intention of (x))

little miss (x)

i was not put on this earth to (x) i was put here to (y)

(me after (x)) uhhh guys… you’re gonna want to see this

i’m not (x) or (y), but rather a secret third thing

(x) is lowkey goated in situations where (y) is the vibe

she’s on my (x) till i (y)

it's one (x), michael, what could it cost, (y) dollars

leave twitter just because it’s fallen into disrepair under terrible leadership? babe, I’m in (x)

no one has all 5:

i watched the most brilliant minds of my generation dedicate this one precious life to (x). there is nothing more noble than (x)

so called [or self-proclaimed] “freethinkers” when they see (x)

This picture is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard (x) with respect, or disgust?

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(x)

[upload 4 photos in this order so it looks like they’re watching whatever is in the 2nd photo]

[example tweet]

the (x) leaving my body when [(y) happens]

what was more culturally significant: the renaissance, or (x)?

This image is a pretty good litmus test for (x): do you regard these (y) with respect, or disgust?

Mods are asleep, post (x)

Reply with a 🫴 and we’ll give you a (x emoji)

It’s so over

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We’re so back

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Can I say something without y’all getting mad at me OR hear me out

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Me and who?

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You gotta be (x) maxxing

If (x) has a million (haters, fans, etc), then I am one of them. If (x) has ten (haters, fans, etc), then I am one of them. If (x) has only one (haters, fans, etc) then that is me. If (x) has no (haters, fans, etc), then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against (x), then I am with the world.

It brings me no joy to report that (x)

Points were made

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(x) and I can’t stress this enough

Microdosing (x) by doing (y)

Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about (x) [person] because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in a constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own “(y)” for almost 20 years

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hearing-the-key-in-the-door-every-evening-was-my-own-afghanistan

It brings me no joy to report that (x) [happened]

you're laughing. (x) [happened]. and you're laughing

The (x) mind cannot comprehend this

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(x) must be stopped

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The absolute state of (x)

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This is what it’s all about

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Women (or men, etc) want 3 things:

(x)
I forget the other 2

Seemingly (x)

They ain’t beating the (x) allegations

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Let them cook

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(x) is my Roman Empire

The best (x) in the world is made in (y), just like the best pizza in the world is made in your hometown

What should we call our followers?

The perfect (x) doesn’t exis–

Heaven doesn’t exis–

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Parents, be careful! I was looking at my children’s Halloween candy and found (x)

Birth

(x)

Death

And to my great grandchildren I leave you (x)

(x)’s rent was due

(x) (respectfully)

Why are you, (x), doing (y)?

Startup (etc) idea: (x)

> (x)

> (y)

> (z)

> pic unrelated

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I am responsible for my own algorithm

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None of these words are in the Bible

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Life lately

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The math is (or isn’t) mathing

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The (x) of it all

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in a bad place (not mentally, just a (x)

I think I finally get why (x)

I am begging people to (x)

Not to be crude (etc), but (x)

This is the epitome of (x)

Revolutions have been fought over less

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I would simply delete my account/log off

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Still can’t believe (x) is a real thing

*cries in (x)*

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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How did I miss this

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(x) group: what’s the worst/best/craziest thing that’s ever happened to you

(x) got me in tears

Don’t text

This lives in my head rent free

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Rotate your phone

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(X) has the chance to do the coolest thing ever by (y)

Skill issue

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Infinite money glitch

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If you know, you know

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Can I say something without y’all getting mad at me

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THEY don’t want you to know this OR This is what the elites fear most

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The (x) shall inherit the earth

*chef’s kiss*

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(x), exhibit A:

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(x) in shambles rn

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1 like = 1 prayer

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Chat, is this real?

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What’s an opinion you have about (x) that would get you like this [image showing shock, getting ganged up on, etc)

Just logging on to make sure everyone’s still obsessed with (x)

Sorry, gonna be late, (x) [just happened]

The (x) is (x)-ing

If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Real happiness comes from (x), not relationships

This is me if you even care

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*shakes fist in the air* (x)

(X) was a sociological study conducted by Harvard University. The study is now complete. Thank you for your time.

I’m assembling a team

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Born too early to (x)

Born too late to (y)

Born just in time to (z)

Born to (x), forced to (y)

Have you considered rizzing them up with a (x)

(x) is chasing (y), but (y) is faster

(x) uses this ONE WEIRD TRICK to (y), (z) HATES [them]

[do x] with this one weird trick (y)

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What I ordered vs. what I got

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(x) ins:

(x) outs:

I’m a (x), of course I do (y) // We’re (x) of COURSE we [do (y)]

The (x) mind cannot comprehend this

What’s it called when you (x) but you also (y)

We can go deeper

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(x) is a little confused, but they’ve got the spirit

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(x) is good, actually

(x) ate [and left no crumbs]

Stop [doing] (x)

Start [doing] (y)

Look at my (x) dawg I’m going to jail

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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/look-at-my-lawyer-dawg-im-going-to-jail

The energy Taylor Swift fans have for her music, I have for (x)

I’m a starving child starving to death and this is the last thing I have ever read. Goodbye

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Nothing to see here, just a (x)

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Life finds a way

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hi sharks i’m here today to ask for ($x) to open up a (y) where we serve (z) the old-fashioned way, by (a)

Straight to jail

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people won't remember:

- your job title

- your salary

- how hard you worked

they will remember:

- (x)

- (y)

- (z)

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

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this image and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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The boys [or whatever] yearn for the (x)

Behind every great (x) is a (y)

I saw the greatest (x) of my generation destroyed by (y)

I regret to inform everyone that (x) works

(x) if it was (y), a thread:

(x) will see (y) and say, hell yeah

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One day you’re hot, young and fun and the next you’re (x)

I’m assembling a team

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RIP (x) you would’ve loved (x)

They could never make me hate you (x)

Sad (x) fact :/ [swipe] they can’t experience (y)

How to (x)

Why did you swipe

Plug’s a little (x) but he’s chill

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(X) will be like “you believe in (y)? That pales in comparison to my strategy of (z)” and then not do (z)

when I’m in a (x) competition and my opponent is (y)

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The vibe I bring to the function

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The (x) of all time

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[She/he/they] ate I fear

How to become (or do) (x)

*swipe*

Why’d you swipe lol

I went to the (x) city and no one (or everyone) knew you

[create an image with text that looks like it’s filling in a quote tweet]

(x) want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

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(x) mentioned

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“i need to lock in” and it’s just (doing x)

(x) is so cool I wish it was real

“You do (x) too much” ok would you tell [famous person] they [did x] too much???

Normalize naming your child after something you love <3 [insert crazy thing]

Caffeine (or whatever drug) doesn’t cut it anymore, I need someone to (x)

(x) has been REAL quiet since (y)

Bro got hit by (x)

Oh brother this guy STINKS

[photo/quote tweet]

Me to my younger self: did we become famous?

(X)

Yassified (x)

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I’ve seen enough, give them (x) OR time to take the training wheels off, give them (x)

(a) is (x) coded and (b) is (y) coded

Second attempt at making (x) what am I doing wrong

[show something different]

Watch this space

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(x) is the only legitimate version of art [or whatever]

Is somebody gonna match my freak (x)

When you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

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What did y’all think (x) meant? vibes? papers? essays? Losers.

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(X) is best for (y), (a) is best for (b). I will not be explaining further

There’s no way to emotionally prepare for how this looks

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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-will-hunting-bar-scene-of-course-thats-your-contention

(X): *waking up* wheres (y$?

surgeon: who do you think gave you the (z) 💕

Good enough, welcome back (x)

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Not arguing with a (x). Whatever you say beautiful

An (x) would heal me

idk how many (x) i got left in me

Went to (x) and all I got was this (y)

A haunted house but it’s just (x)

I just know a (x) hates to see (y) coming

They’re a 10 but they [do (x)]

📍You are here

The artists: The art:

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If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from (x)

Everything good you want in life is on the other side of a (x) and (y)

“I never see you at the club” okay? I never see you at the (x)

If you’re an (x), buy (y)

Go into debt if you have to

Without downloading any new pics, what’s the (x)

Drop the latest pic in your camera roll

Become ungovernable

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“The market will regulate itself”

The market:

Who is this diva

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