Ironhide - Gates of Whiterun
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Coming out these gates of white run, show these bitches my white one, make these bitches run cus I got a big gun, I walk into Helgen like you got a dragon? I can fix that problem cus I got a sword, no wait, I have a ford - four wheel drive, spinning tires on their eyes - realize almost out of gas, better smack that ass - cus Im in helgen, Skyrim's place of grass - No im not talkin' bout the lawn, Im talking green - weed - in my ford - rollin' out these gates of White run like bitches move out the way, Im coming to save the day, YAY, I run over their skulls like Im a mothafuckin' bull, take out my sword, slicing bitches, dragons, and whores, cus Im coming out these doors screaming WHORES!!!!!!!!!!
So, I say again, move out the way, coming out these gates of white run, got the thu'um of a boss, Ill make you go vroom. I pull out my sword, slice these dragons, bitches, and whores, then Im out the door, like cya bro Im out cus I am dragonborn. Fuckin' these hoes with my sword, running down like deepthroat, cus I dont have a fucking coat, I have skin as my coat, lookin' around skyrim like where can I get some mothafuckin' weed at, Im sober as balls, and I need to be flying with my dragon homies, defeat Alduin cus he's a dick, raining fire on these people of Skyrim, he doesn't give a fuck - takes a shit right on my glock. But no worries, who needs a glock when you have this COCK!!!! Suck it bitch, down on your knees, Ill make ya scream - Like its your dream. Coming out these gates of white run, with my big gun, bang bang, Im cocked, loaded, and ready to fucking run and gun!!!!
Ironhide - A-town
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Yo, can ya hear me? Im chilling with my homies here in A-town, a small little place - where if you snitch you get a bullet to the face, sadly snitches come too easy here in A-town. A-town's lackin, A-town's lackin some mothafuckin balls. Too many pussies, snitches, and laws. Now bitch open your jaw and take a straw and snort this addy, but shh don't snitch on me hoe or I'll tell your whole family you fucked the guy next door. Because you're a WHORE!!!!! Come at me bro, I'm speeding balls, no - not in a car, in my brain. Im mentally unstable, running a mental marathon, my brain is having fun, here in A-town. Taking this drug, that drug, and don't forget that one drug that fucks with your head - oh wait, they all do, that's why I take them, I live my life too low, I need to get higher, higher than the sky, cus thats where I dream, dream about fucking shit.