CHARACTERS
Yamada Rika:
Mainboy:
Horror-Movie-Girl:
Horror-Movie-Guy:
Pacute-Picture-Girl:
Sleeping-Studying-Girl/Daming-Dala-Girl:
[Italicized words are action directions. Normal fonts are the dialogues. Dark red words are the Japanese translation.]
[SCENE 1: Origin of boy and girl-Jiko shoukai]
Jiko shoukai
Sansen-nen.
Yamada Rika desu. Hatachi desu. Kodomo no toki, my parents died. Ima, hitori desu.
Sabishikatta. Demo, senshiyuu no nichiyoobi wa tokubetsu na hi. Shibuya de kaimashita. Chiisai Magikku shoppu no naka wa omoshiroii bokusu. "Instanto boyfurendo." Shokku!!!! Nihyakugoju en?!?!?! Takai desu ne....
Soshite, obaasan o mimashita. "Irasshaimase!!! Ah!! Omedetou gozaimasu!!! Kono onnanoko wa Houdini no hyakuman no okyakusama!!! Hai, doozo. Instanto boyfriend desu. Hyaku nichi o machimasu!"
Maji de?!?!?? Dou suru no?!?!!
[SCENE 2: Growing boy]
Following the package instructions: “How to grow a Boy”
[SCENE 3: Teaching Boy- Horror movie in a darkish room with seats and with a light source in front of them that make it look like they’re watching a movie]
Rika: When a girl feels scared, you should hug her. That way, she won’t feel scared.
Rika takes Mainboy’s arms and wraps them around her to demonstrate to him.
Mainboy: Hai, Rikachan. Wakarimashita.
Next shot is when the horror movie actually becomes scary.
Rika screams and Mainboy hugs her.
[SCENE 4: Teaching Boy- Taking pictures in an outdoor place]
Maingirl: When you see a pretty girl, take a picture of her and tell her how pretty she is.
Maingirl gives him her smartphone and starts making pa-cute poses. She does a hair flip (slow-mo). Mainboy starts taking pictures.
Mainboy: You’re so pretty, Maingirl.
Maingirl is kilig. Tucks hair behind her ear.
[SCENE 5: Teaching Boy- Falling asleep while studying in a place with chairs and a table with books on top]
Maingirl: Often, a girl studies very hard. The she falls asleep. You should fix her hair and wrap your jacket around her.
Tokidoki, onna wa isshoukenmei benkyoushite, tsukaremasu. Sore kara onna wa nemasu. Anata wa onna no kami o kirei ni natte, sore kara anata no jaketo o agemasu.
She explains this while fixing her own hair then pointing to his jacket and makes a wrapping-around-her gesture.
Next shot, Maingirl starts nodding off and actually falls asleep while studying.
Mainboy fixes her hair and wraps her jacket around her.
Next shot, Maingirl wakes up to find his jacket around her and smiles--kilig.
[SCENE 6: Teaching Boy- Carrying things same study place]
Maingirl: When a girl is carrying so many things, you should help her with them.
Onna wa takusan mono o motte masu, onna no mono o motta hou ga ii desu yo.
Maingirl says this while gathering her stuff from the table.
After the stuff are gathered, Mainboy takes the stuff. Maingirl then puts her hands on his arm. They walk away.
[SCENE 7: Falling Out- Horror movie in a darkish room with seats and with a light source in front of them that make it look like they’re watching a movie]
Maingirl and Mainboy enter with popcorn and take their seats.
They eat popcorn while movie plays.
*flash movie poster outside door*
*flash inside cinema*
*flash rikan chan and mainguy, rika chan clutching mainguys's arm*
*flash the exorcist scary part*
Horror-Movie-Girl beside Mainboy screams.
Horror-Movie-Girl: ahhh!!!! Choo kowaii!!!
Mainboy wraps his arms around her and comforts her.
Mainguy: Ima mou daijoubu da yo. Ore wa koko ni iru.
Horror-Movie-Girl looks shocked and is kinda kilig.
Her bf, Horror-Movie-Guy, is mad.
Horror-Movie-Guy: Hey, that’s my girlfriend! Get your hands off of her!
Horror-Movie-Guy: Nani shiteruno?!?!
Rika is shocked.
Rikachan: _______ san, Yamete!!! I said to do it only to me!!!
To avoid a fight, she drags Mainboy out of the place while apologizing to Horror-Movie-Guy.
Maingirl: Sorry! Sorry! My friend is just very kind. Sorry!
Outside the cinema:
Horror-Movie-Guy: oboeteru yo!!!
Rika: Honto ni, ______kun.
Mainguy: gomen nasai. It won't happen again.
[SCENE 8: Falling Out- Taking pictures in an outdoor place]
Mainboy and Maingirl are now walking outside.
Maingirl still looks a bit disturbed and sad.
Pacute-Picture-Girl enters and makes pa-cute to Mainboy. She offers her smartphone to Mainboy and asks him to take her picture.
Mainboy: Sure!
Mainboy starts to take pictures.
Maingirl looks on, shocked.
Pacute-Picture-Girl flips her hair (slow-mo).
Mainboy: You’re so pretty!
Pacute-Picture-Girl puts her hair behind her ear and smiles--kilig.
Maingirl is super shocked and very mad.
Maingirl: Hey! Stop that. We need to go! I have to study for finals!
Maingirl takes away the phone from Mainboy and hands it angrily to Pacute-Picture-Girl.
Maingirl takes Mainboy’s hand and stomps away with him.
Pacute-Picture-Girl is sad
and shouts after Mainboy.
Pacute-Picture-Girl: See you around!
[SCENE 9: Falling Out- Falling asleep while studying in a place with chairs and a table with books on top]
Maingirl is not talking to Mainboy because she’s angry.
They both sit at a table
and Maingirl starts to take out her her books and rummages in her bag for a pen.
Maingirl: Where is my pen?
Borupen wa doko desu ka.
Mainboy notices Sleeping-Studying-Girl who is sleeping. He fixes her hair and puts his jacket around her.
Maingirl finds her pen and looks up to see Mainboy put the jacket on Sleeping-Studying-Girl.
Maingirl: What are you doing!
Nani shiteruno!
Sleeping-Studying-Girl wakes up surprised.
She looks at Mainboy (slow-mo).
Mainboy looks down at her (slow-mo).
Sleeping-Studying-Girl smiles kilig.
Maingirl is hurt.
Maingirl: Why do you keep doing these things? Why do you keep hurting my feelings?
Doudeshita! Kokoro ga ittai desu.
Mainboy: I’m sorry (cluelessly)
Gomen nasai.
[SCENE 10: Falling Out- Carrying things same study place]
Rika start gathering her things angrily.
Mainboy offers to help.
Mainboy: Omochimashou.
Rika refuses his help because she is mad.
Rika: Iie!
Daming-Dala-Girl feels kinda awkward so she starts to gather her stuff also.
Mainboy: Oh, let me help you with that!
Omochimashou.
Maingirl is shocked.
She drops the book she is holding.
She runs away crying.
Mainboy runs after her.
Mainboy: Why are you sad?
Doushite ga kanashii desu ka.
Maingirl: Why am I sad?! I taught you those things to do them to me! But, now, you’re just breaking my heart.
Watashi no kokoro ga ittai desu.
Meanwhile…
Daming-Dala-Girl catches up to them carrying all her stuff.
Daming-Dala-Girl: Mainboy (or kawaii?)! Please help me with my stuff!
Pacute-Picture-Girl enters.
Pacute-Picture-Girl: Mainboy! How are you!
Ogenki desu ka?
Horror-Movie-Girl sees them.
Horror-Movie-Girl: Mainboy! Hey, you know, I just broke up with my boyfriend!
Shirimasu ka! I broke up with my boyfriend!
Daming-Dala-Girl, Pacute-Picture-Girl and Horror-Movie-Girl grab Mainboy.
Daming-Dala-Girl, Pacute-Picture-Girl and Horror-Movie-Girl: Let’s have dinner together!
Bangohan o tabemashou!
Maingirl pushes them all away.
Maingirl: He’s not having dinner with any of you! He’s my boy!
Anata tachi to bangohan o tabemasen! Mainboy wa watashi no desu!
Daming-Dala-Girl, Pacute-Picture-Girl and Horror-Movie-Girl: Why? You don’t deserve him!
Doudeshita?! You don’t deserve him!
They start beating up Maingirl.
Mainboy stops them.
Mainboy: Stop! Rika, if I’m the reason why you’re always sad, I’m sorry. I’ll just leave.
Chotto matte! Watashi desu kara, itsumo karashii desu ne! I’ll just leave. Sayonara.
Mainboy runs away.
All the girls reach out to him (slow-mo).
All the girls: No!
All the girls freeze.
[THE END]
[CREDITS]
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OUTLINE
[SCENE 1: Origin of boy and girl-Jiko shoukai]
[SCENE 2: Growing boy]
[SCENE 3: Teaching Boy- Horror movie]
[SCENE 4: Teaching Boy- Taking pictures]
[SCENE 5: Teaching Boy- Falling asleep while studying]
[SCENE 6: Teaching Boy- Carrying things]
[SCENE 7: Falling Out- Horror movie]
[SCENE 8: Falling Out- Taking pictures]
[SCENE 9: Falling Out- Falling asleep while studying]
[SCENE 10: Falling Out- Carrying things. THE FINALE]