This is a copy and pasted version of a post on my blog that I had to split into six different posts because of a link limit, and a lot of people had trouble with it crashing on mobile. Here’s a document version to get around those problems.

the cockles masterlist

welcome to the cockles masterpost, a labor of love/insomniac hyperfixation.

i recently wrote this cockles manifesto, but after it got a lot of notes and i kept adding more links to it, i decided i should just go through my 8 years of archives and compile all the cockles posts in a much more accessible and navigable way. after everything with the series finale and destielgate, i figured we could use some happiness, and it turns out there are a lot of people who’ve never heard the cockles gospel.

important disclaimer: yes, i do think that jensen and misha have a private romantic/sexual relationship, but no i do not, in any way, think that they have ever cheated on their wives. we think they are polyamorous, which is a real and valid thing, and misha is openly poly. some people love more than one person, and that’s okay. their families are close and we love and support all of them.

second important disclaimer: despite the amount of innuendo below, this is not about fantasizing about two hot guys fucking. cockles is about the joy of witnessing two people who love each other and make each other happy and are disgustingly cute together. we’re not fetishizing, we’re just appreciating what they publicly share with us.

third important disclaimer: because some of y’all don’t know, the cardinal rule of cockles is that we don’t talk to cockles about cockles. DO NOT leave any comments on their social media accounts implying anything. not even green and blue hearts. they know that we know, but it’s on us not to make it weird. if we’re too obvious and say too much, they might start sharing less. don’t say anything.

NOTICE: if this list is too long or you don’t know where to start, i wrote a post that one might call an illustrated guide to cockles that breaks down many of the most important moments and what i think they mean.

for the sake of my sanity, these are in no particular order.

last updated: 7/22/24

🐚 marks new links!

That’s Suspicious:

mishananigans:

#pray4jensen:

gag reel hijinks:

some posts i’ve written about cockles and rps:

know your cockles history:

the i n t i m a c y:

the glory of jibcon:

beyond jibcon: other cockles panels: 🐚

just for cute:

[a]I think the vaseline comment is somewhat like the same group in the 2nd one? (I saw the comment thread mention about Jared that "tight oh shit" thing)

[b]danneel isn't his wife, just another person in line i think (he says he's travelling alone)

[c]this is definitely supposed to be Steve (unfortunately)