Door code: ■■■■

Important Dates

• 3/21 - iDubbbz arrives late, will not be meeting us
• 3/22 - filming begins
• 3/24 (Wednesday), 1:00 PM - pick up Slingshot from Mohammed, (■■■) ■■■-■■■■

• drop-off next day same time

Stuff to Bring

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• Skateboard
• Fingerboard ramps
• Art from kindergarten
• Football trophy from 2006
• Osama bin laden paper target filled w bullet holes
• My dad
• Fireworks
• Xbox one
• Bullets but no gun
• Webcam
• Dead fern plant
• Huge printout of johnny depp, talk about how much of a bitch amber heard is
• Tupperware
• Rice cooker

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• Pirate sword
• Laptop

• Broken rockit 5 speakers
• Rack mount with tons of vintage audio gear
• Monitors and old comp towers (can’t break im borrowing)
• Tires w/ rims
• Christmas tree
• Alexa
• TV
• Lamps
• Black lights
• N64 (two)
• Old stereo shit
• Dead vapes
• Stratocaster
• Guitar amp
• Drum set
• Lawn chairs
• Jesus poster
• Dead flowers in vase
• Lawn Mower
• Sledge Hammer

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• Audio gear to capture doc. audio
• Podcast gear

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• PC
• Green screen
• Gas mask for W■■k AKA C■■len
• Airsoft p90, dump mags in the office
• Air mattress - I live there
• Trashbag with my clothes in it

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• PC
• Oil drum
• Airsoft guns

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• $10k
• Airsoft guns
• the bin

Stuff to Buy

• Expensive alcohol
• Lots of alcohol
• Bunch of pokemon cards (try to tell him what pokemon is as if its some new thing like crypto)
• Buying parakeets from Petco

• Wait for the birds to stop chirping to record rap music
• Put cream soda in water bowl

• Fill fridge with unbagged meat. Keep drinks in the fridge. Meat trap
• Need like 10k cash to buy scratch tickets etc.
• Quarter pound of weed
• Empty litterbox
• A bunch of dead wasps
• Lean
• Enough vapes for everybody to be doing it constantly
• Fill empty mouth wash bottles with blue gatorade
• Keg
• Derek jeter fathead

Rapping

• Record a lot of bad rap music

• Stage fight where sam re-records breaths, insists the autotune is in the wrong key

• One of us says “we need to be about what we rap” implying that we should rob someone
• Detailed story about how one of us lead a girl on for three years on purpose to fuck with her for no reason
• Record super quiet “n■■■a” adlibs
• Song with the hook “swag like iDubbz”
• Stage fight over who gets to use the alias “cream boy”
• Stage fight over 1-2db of volume difference
• Keep fucking up takes and blame someone else
• Sing really badly then make 1m■■ spend an entire work day manually pitch correcting it and making it sound mad good
• Sample music from jackbox for a beat
• One song is entirely stolen michael jackson “human nature” lyrics
• One song entirely stolen kid rock lyrics
• Set smoke detector off while recording
• One song entirely stolen U2 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday lyrics
• DaBaby Type beats

W■■k

• Pat iDubbz down and say yeah we just had a cyberattack this morning
• W■■k asks Idubbz in private if he can help him with rent $
• Keep referring to w■■k as C■■len?

Misc.

• Red car ride
• finding tapped shit on Craigslist to go investigate/buy (Flipping garbage is one way we make money)
• “Im trying to quit working here how do I become a youtuber like you”
• Red Car Ride

• get Tyr■ne to smoke crack & hang out
• Hire a clown, pretend like iDubbz ordered it
• Next day spiderman and iron man show up and do flips

• buy scratch tickets
• hair dyed grey

Sparring

• chanting ooga-chaka while we spar
• telling him if i get near him he’s dead
• have him spar 1m■■  immediately
• Be insecure about how good we are
• Then make 1m■■ act like he got hurt and really upset, then tell 1m■■ hes being a baby to make idubbz feel even worse
• Teach him “downercuts”
• Keep insisting there’s nothing hidden in your gloves
• Rollerblades
• Smoking while sparring
• Breakaway glass shit (bottles smashed over head, wwe shit)
• I will stand at attention with first aid kit anytime you guys spar, like it gets really dangerous often - J■■
• Keep doing wrestling shit but say its boxing
• In-car boxing for self defense situations
• Tell him he’s gonna need to know this stuff over and over
• Music way too loud nobody can focus
• Start sparring while out to dinner
• Saying you learned this from watching videogame mocap BTS videos
• “Women hate this one” extremely powerful roundhouse kick
• No matter how hard idubbz hits u tell him to stop so u can reorient yourself
• Constantly interrupt the sparring with complaints on some part of your body hurting you “Nah forms terrible today bro i think i slept funny or something”

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• ■■■■ will be playing Sam’s gf. She will be trying to hook up with iDubbz the entire time.
• She has no car but has money for Ubers
• We can send her to the gas station to get blunt wraps
• We can be mean to her but it should probably just be Sam being mean so it’s believable
• Pay: $1000
• Shitfaced
• Keeps asking B■■ if he knows someone with hydrocodone
• Her tit falls out and she laughs and says its like a free trial for her onlyfans
• hold pads for kicks
• She gives B■■ top
• Shes hot
• Tries to have a 3 or 4 way, keeps saying she loves fucking on coke
• Story about joey diaz from the mid 2000s, she ate his ass
• She gets beat up sparring constantly / hold pads for kicks (maybe pay her more for getting her ass beat)
• S■■ only lets her eat salad with no dressing - literally just leaves
• And cheese sticks
• Insane mood swings
• Keeps talking about zoloft, how she’d snort it at work
• Chilis job stories
• S■■ has B■■ take her out to a bar crawl, B■■ comes back alone and she shows up 3 hours later getting dropped off by a hispanic dude
• Tells s■■ the guy tried to rape her, tells everyone else thats a lie and she sucked him off for a ride back
• Shoot ■■■■ with moldy grapes using slingshot
• Wears fake (flea market tier) designer thinking its real
• Talks about Meek Mill a lot

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• Pay: $3500 total. $2000 sent
• Gonna try to have D■■■■ come out and hold camera
• Just let him rip don’t really tell him much about these jokes

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• Pay: $1000
• M■■ S■■■■■ will be teaching two or three bullshit martial arts classes
• We should put on hellish Joker dubstep super loud while training
• Krav Maga -- why isn’t Krav Maga used in MMA?
• Talks about how some of his students would've died if they didnt know his techniques
• Tries to befriend iDubbz, keeps saying “i owe you a beer”

Office

• Put a fake shit on the bathroom floor (J■■)
• 1m■■ drinking lean, brandishing gun “just in case i have to ‘hot’ someone
• having big custom artwork of idubbz strangling a little girl in a wheelchair
• Everyone constantly on fake phone calls
• Keep offering him cigs
• Keep telling idubbz about altcoins he should buy
• Keep saying you have tinder girls coming to the office but they never show up
• Play Xbox one constantly
• Play VR games
• Everytime someone leaves their desk ask idubbz to watch their stuff
• 1m■■ takes apart his computer and cant figure out how to put it back together
• When in the office never make eye contact with him
• Retarded mr.beast like challenge but the reward it really fucking lame / old ipod or something
• Litter the floor w nuts bolts and random nonsense
• Everyone refers to sam as their obi-wan
• Speaker plays loud noises and 400 hz frequencies.
• Bathroom is broken, have jugs full of piss and buckets of shit near the entrance.
• Sam plays games on his phone when he’s not working, like peggle, or candy crush

General

• Have someone’s character be super abrasive and unfunny “thats what she said” type jokes, punches peoples arms, for some reason no one has the heart to tell them how annoying it is
• When iDubbz is in car with Sam, Sam stops and says he has to make a stop and do this mission real quick, goes to fucked area and leaves idubbz in car for 30 minutes
• Try to get sick from beer and vomit in the office once a day
• At 11:11 everyday we have the ‘11 Minutes of silence’ and if anyone breaks it theres a massive problem
• Comes back with mad dust and ash on him
• Bluetooth speaker playing faint gunshot sounds so it sounds like we’re in a really dangerous area
• Someone tells idubbz they had him confused with linus tech tips
• B■■ talks about girl problems to idubbz
• Crypto trading all day
• Sam’s a hard core atheist could have him scream fuck you at a picture of the bible every morning be unreasonably angry.
• While interviewing with idubbbz have sam use one of us as a chair.
• Screen with USD live chart just USD
• Crypto youtubers thru projector no volume
• Super poor trading techniques, constant fudding and buybacks, aping tops, buying into scams, talking about @GEM_DETECTER tweets a lot
• Swearing $pika is gonna 1000x
• Refer to idubbz as maxmoefoe
• Flip the breaker and pretend the power is out, Sam insists we keep working and gets really mad, work on pen and paper
• Actually making an insane crypto play and instantly aping it into something else
• 100x gem this is gonna be big - isnt even a coin its just some shitty defi wallet that promises insane APY because its gonna go under in 3 months
• Using crypto like regular money - buying coffee
• Asking idubbz to help scratch tickets - say he can keep 5% of the winnings “5% of a million is a lot of money”
• Falling for indian scam
• Flipping juul pods
• Online poker session that wastes half a day
• Play decentraland for 4 hours straight
• Sam B■■ and J■■ constantly playing Valheim
• Buy fake beeple nfts
• B■■ is reading 48 laws of power pretty consistently thru the whole thing
• Sam carries around plushie - says its from his childhood, super protective of it
• Or a blankie
• Its slowly revealed sam is an adult baby he eats applesauce and baby food in private
• Pacifier
• Ask idubbz if he wants to smoke a cig by the dumpster
• Have sam have a temper tantrum behind a door while everyone’s working everyone acts like nothings happening
• “I need to cool off rn bro, you wanna go kill a cig w me or sumn”
• Tell idubbz you started KSTV because of his kickstarter crap series.

Karting

• Sam tries to refuse to wear a helmet til they threaten to kick him out then he huffs and puffs and puts one on
• Wear helmets before entering the building
• One of us gets anxiety attack, cant go over 10mph without freaking out
• Try to do insane drifts till they tell us to stop
• Axe throwing, tell idubbz hes really good at it and we all pretend to be really bad
• One of us stays in the bar the whole time bowling alone

Lockdown Night

• Dont let anyone leave because we may have a ‘threat’
• Dont explain the threat everyone just act really on edge all day
• If he asks say we signed NDAs
• 1m■■ has his gun out and loads it
• J■■ stands at the door with a real molotov cocktail
• Mention the ‘panic room’
• W■■k stays completely silent all night on guard
• We’re on “Code Yellow until i say otherwise” - C■■len

Laser Tag

• Somehow “lose” B■■
• Bring airsoft gun
• Tackling each other
• Making a huge fuss saying its broken theres no way you hit me
• B■■ talks nonstop about how much laser tag he’s played
• Act like you’re actually at war and in danger “watch your flanks”
• Bring the nitro RC car in and say it’s a “RC-XD”
• Do manuevers like rolls and corner checks yell out “clear”

Escape Room

• Bring Fa■y, have him smoke weed and make beats on his laptop the whole time
• One of us already looked up how to beat it, keeps trying to ruin it for everybody
• When we leave, tell the employees how bad it was, say it was too easy even though we ran out of time
• Spill soda everywhere
• Have someone show up saying they were late, then we claim we dont know them and get them escorted out
• Compare it to browser based point and clicks a bunch “this is just like crimson room”
• “I feel like I’m actually tripping right now i think there’s a gas leak.. I feel really weird. The wifi router must be too close”
• “Woah did you hear that? What was that noise”
• Someone tries to hide and stay in the room when everyone else leaves thinking its funny
• At some point breakdown and act like you’re never gonna leave.