Jonas

Name: Jonas. He picked this name for himself, as he had no defined name.

Species: Minecraft!Human

Home Continuum: Minecraft

Age: Roughly 14-15 years old.

Appearance: A blocky humanoid. He has brown hair, pale skin, and has blue eyes. He is usually wearing a space helmet, for reasons he doesn’t even know.

History: Originally one of the protagonists of a Suefic, yet somehow a bit at the same time. (he had far fewer speaking lines than anyone else.) He was victim to quite a few SPaG errors including a few particularly bad ones, and the ‘Sue’s constant humiliation. He was the ‘Sue’s (accidentally) logical tech expert.

Personality: He is very hyperactive, and enjoys referencing random things. While not a canon purist, he occasionally breaks down if a canon that he likes enough is mangled enough. He feels that his partner is very silly to think things over before doing them, because, “If Indiana Jones doesn’t need to think things over, why should we?”

Department: Department of Technical Errors

Nine

Name: Nine

Species: Yoshi

Home Continuum: Mario Universe

Age: 15

Appearance: He is an orange yoshi.

History: Nine was the only child in his family, and was one of the few amount of his friends who had decided to learn to read and write. He picked it up much better than his friends, so he sometimes proofread his friends’ work. After a while, he became annoyed with grammar issues. Around his 15th birthday, he fell into a pit, and presumably died. However, said pit had, by glorious contrived coincidence, a plothole at the bottom which dumped him into HQ.

Personality: He is an introvert, and likes facts. He is also technologically illiterate, and is generally the one to make sure that Jonas doesn’t go and get them both killed.

Department: Department of Technical Errors