Matt Beard Art Plein Air Documentation
Artwork Title: The Wind Blows Where it Wishes
Size: 20” x 16”
Medium: Acrylic on Canvas
Date Painted: 7-24-17
Base Price: $1 per sq. in.
3rd day on the road, 7th painting completed
The wind was blowing lightly onshore this morning but the fog was moving out to sea and back again on a seemingly different program altogether.
You never know what or who will blow in with the wind.
Besides fog, here’s what else the wind blew past me while I worked on this one on the side of the road:
A chain smoking man in a cowboy hat in a white ford 350 and a good dose of country music.
A couple in a rusty blue minivan who appeared to be looking for something in the bushes right beside me, pulling out all sorts of random roadside detritus including but not limited to one busted chair and a pair of ladies jeans that they nearly kept but finally decided not to.
An old friend from Humboldt who spotted me at work and stopped for a quick minute to say hi.
A road walking 20 something guy with a backpack who feigned interest in the art while scouting my bags for food (or whatever else he was looking for) and finally left with my Cliff Bar.
A grown man on a bmx bike asking directions to the next market north of us.
None of that happens in the studio. Well, not very often anyway.
Distance from Humboldt: $15 per county
Overnight Travel Required: $75
Sleeping in Van Required: $50
Tricky Urban Van Camping Required: $25
ON THE GROUND LOGISTICS COSTS
Paid Parking: Cost of Parking
Illegal or Questionable Parking Required: $50
Parking Ticket Incurred: Cost of Ticket
Private Land: $50
Posted No Trespassing: $100
Harassed by Authorities and/or Told to Leave: $150
Citation Incurred: Cost of Citation
Fence/Gate Hopping: $50
Barbed Wire: $50
Hauling Gear on Foot: $25 per mile
Off Trail Wilderness Tromping Required: $15
Climbing or Vertical Scrambling Requiring Use of Hands: $25
Full On Bushwhacking: $75
Poison Oak Observed: $15
Ticks Observed on Skin or Clothing: $25 each
Tick Bites: $150 each
Bee/Wasp/Insect Stings: $25
Wind Speed: $10 per mile per hour over 10mph
Lack of Shade: $50
Heat/Cold: $5 per degree over 70/ under 50
Excessive Public Conversations/Distractions: ranges from $25-$150
Other: Panhandling, he pretended to be interested in art, but just wanted some money or food or a ride. I gave him a Cliff Bar.
Able to Paint View from Back of Van: Subtract $100
Private Land With Permission (Your Land): Subtract $250
Cold Beer and/or Snacks Delivered During or After Paint Session: Subtract $50
Fun Surf at Location Before or After Painting: Subtract $50
Room and Board for 1 week during a paint tour of your area: Subtract Everything!
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