The Sexiest Men of FFXIV

We’re here today to find out which men are in fact the SEXIEST in all of FFXIV.

But before we begin we’ve got to lay out a few ground rules and better explain its origin.

THE PURPOSE

        This questionnaire is being used for a very specific purpose! To provide the models for a community chosen calendar featuring the 12 sexiest men of FFXIV. All done in the style of those “Sexy Firemen with Kittens” calendars

To get accurate results this is being as wide-spread as one person (me) can manage. Though if you could please pass it along to your Free Company, Discords, friends, family, loved ones (especially Aunts - they’re always the kinkiest), I would greatly appreciate your help!

You can view a teaser picture here, that will eventually become the cover page for the calendar:

*https://imgur.com/a/Bmq7530

THE CHOSEN

        The way the men in the questionnaire were chosen was based on a few rules:

• Of legal age, ie: 18+ years old.
• **No Lalafells, Padjal, or otherwise extremely child-like characters.
• Must have played an integral and very memorable/larger part throughout the stories of FFXIV

•  ***This is not necessarily just MSQ, but many prominent characters - like Orboro or X'rhun Tia - are not included in the main quiz because if an average player never leveled Ninja or Red Mage, they will have absolutely no idea who the characters are, and it will be hard to achieve accurate results.

• Are actually lewd-able in one way or another, ie: have a face, or are able to be portrayed in a sexy way without totally destroying the coherence of what the character is supposed to be.
• Appeals to the average player who has gone through most current content and mildly paid enough attention to go “oh hey its that guy”.

SIDE NOTES

The main quiz will be where you vote on each guy, rating him from 1-10 (Not Hot - On Fire respectively). The communities combined scores will be calculated once voting time has closed, and the top 12 men with the highest scores will have earned their place in the Calendar. And community results will be released once the calendar comes out in ****November.

The Honorable Mentions quiz is for those prominent side characters that are too specific to be put in to the main calendar. The top 3 will get their own prints that will come out later with the calendar.

VOTING TIME BABY!

Take the Main Quiz here:

https://forms.gle/MYpDkiWgvbpJK73h6

Take the Honorable Mentions Quiz here:

https://forms.gle/A5tFkV3XWLbgcbby8

- There are a few extra notes on the next page for those interested.

Notices:

*: That link is to a proposed Cover Art for the calendar. The idea was to make it more arbitrary. A teaser if you will, of the more lewd artworks planned for the inside. Derplander was a good representation of “it could be anyone”, using him in a similar way as he’s used in the FFXIV trailers - a placeholder for the player.

**: The only exception to the rule being if Biggs and Wedge end up being voted into the calendar. Their “scene” is preplanned. Wedge (the lala) will not be involved or sexualised in the scene in any form, but only appears in a comedic way. Biggs (the Roe) on the other hand, would love to show you a good time.

***: The prominent side characters that are up to the player to seek out and interact with, are being put in to an optional side quiz. The top 3 from that quiz will be given their own spreads that will come out with the Calendar. The only exception being Hildibrand, as those quests are so incredibly prominent and beloved enough that I felt those characters did deserve a spot in the main quiz. Otherwise, if there’s a character that you feel deserves to be in that quiz, please message me directly on the platform you found this on.

****: I’m sure you may be wondering how you can get your hands on one of these Calendars. I’m currently looking at a few different companies that offer what I need to have it printed and sent out to people. More information will be coming later, closer to November. I may also offer the calendar and the prints as digital downloads for a small price so you can print them yourself if you’d rather. There’s lots of different rules I need to go over before I can send them out, which is why I don’t have much information besides “November” currently. (This is obviously a ton of work and I hope you can understand why I may ask a small price for it in some way.)

Contact Me:

Email: carbyslippers@gmail.com

Discord: CarbySlippers#8648

THE MEN: