(ALTERNATE UNIVERSE) SERVERBLIGHT: SWAPPED

(ALTERNATE UNIVERSE)

SERVERBLIGHT:

S W A P P E D

Summary:

What if Aaron got got instead of Matt?

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After a thrilling round of defending the payload (as well as a little killbinding fun at the end, there), it was evident that at least three players in the server would be sticking around:

Hector0n (Matt), a Medic main.
dicksalot (Aaron), a Sniper gone Soldier.
scubamaster96, a Heavy player.

As soon as Matt saw the players in the BLU team, he had some concerns.

Hector0n: “One guy?!”

Hector0n: “Aaron, we’re gonna get stomped!”

Hector0n: “No one plays these community servers anymore, man. Let’s play casual.”

But for whatever reason, Aaron wasn’t too keen on going casual.

dicksalot : nah

If Matt’s character model could show it, he’d be rolling his eyes right about now.

Hector0n: “What’s your deal with casual, man?”

Before Aaron could come up with a response, however, he was taken aback by the list of incoming players.

JonyDany12 joined the game

JonyDany12 was automatically assigned to team RED

wingedhussar joined the game

wingedhussar was automatically assigned to team RED

spygametf2 joined the game

spygametf2 was automatically assigned to team RED

TheRealKid joined the game

TheRealKid was automatically assigned to team RED

Bannockburn joined the game

Bannockburn was automatically assigned to team RED

gayfer joined the game

gayfer was automatically assigned to team RED

TANKy joined the game

TANKy was automatically assigned to team RED

Ichgod joined the game

Ichgod was automatically assigned to team RED

TNT_PRINCE joined the game

TNT_PRINCE was automatically assigned to team RED

GUILLESUIT joined the game

GUILLESUIT was automatically assigned to team RED

Matt could immediately notice Aaron acting a little funny. Friends tended to notice when friends were acting up, after all.

Hector0n: “...Aaron? You good?”

dicksalot : we haveto leave

Hector0n: “What? Didn’t you say--?”

dicksalot : i know that name

dicksalot : we have to leave

Hector0n: “Someone who just joined? What do you mean?”

dicksalot : leave

dicksalot : now

Matt could tell Aaron was being stubborn about this, but he supposed if he was being this frantic about it, it had to be for a good reason.

Hector0n: “Okay…”

Matt tried to click “LEAVE”... only to find himself right back to playing.

Hector0n: “...What the fuck? Why can’t I leave?”

dicksalot : killbind

Matt almost immediately tried Aaron’s suggestion, but to no avail.

Hector0n: “I can’t! What the fuck? Who is this guy?!”

Aaron didn’t respond, instead trying to rocket jump himself to death. Matt tried to get Aaron to calm down.

Hector0n: “Stop, dude! If this guy’s cheating, who cares? We can just Alt+F4 anyway.”

That seemed to snap some sense into Aaron.

dicksalot : ok

Now Matt knew he was getting somewhere with him. So he kept going.

Hector0n: “We just carried the WHOLE GAME; some script kiddie’s got nothing on US!”

Matt switched to his battle-oriented loadout. Just in case.

Hector0n: “Let’s fuck this guy up!”

Aaron responded by switching loadouts also, calling out “Yes!” as Soldier. Now this was the Aaron that Matt liked to hang with; confident, determined, and all-around ready to fuck some guy’s shit up.

Only one matter left to deal with.

Hector0n: “Yo, Heavy! You with us?”

The Heavy player responded by turning around to face the two, staring at them, and saying one thing.

scubamaster96 : we go together

And then, they left the spawn, leaving Matt and Aaron by themselves. Matt could feel his eyes rolling into the back of his skull.

Hector0n: “Tch… Idiot.”

Their first task at hand was capturing the first checkpoint, the Radio Tower. While they were doing that, Matt noticed something… unusual.

Hector0n: “What the fuck? There’s no one here.”

dicksalot : red team is full

Hector0n: “Yeah… Let’s keep going.”

Just as they were going to keep going, however, Matt saw a RED Scout running up the nearby stairs. Matt grabbed his Ubersaw, and began heading up. However, Aaron was quick to stop him.

dicksalot : wait matt

dicksalot : i'll go

dicksalot : could be a trap

This took Matt by surprise, but hey. Aaron could kick ass with the best of ‘em, so who was he to worry?

Hector0n: “Uh, okay. You go ahead; I’ll catch up in a second.”

At that, Aaron switched to his shovel and ran up the stairs, while Matt stayed downstairs to grab a nearby medkit. A few seconds later, Matt heard the sound of the Scout screaming, and saw this on his killfeed:

Matt then knew it was time to check up on Aaron. He rushed up the stairs to see Aaron staring at the dead Scout.

Hector0n: “Yo, Aaron, you a’ight?”

Aaron looked at Matt and back at the Scout twice, almost as if doing a double take. The third time he looked at Matt, a quick “Affirmative!” from his Soldier eased Matt’s concerns.

Hector0n: “Alright, man, just makin’ sure. Let’s go.”

With that, they headed off to capture the next checkpoint on their objective, the Kennel Gates. As soon as the gates opened, Matt could hear the sound of gunfire.

Hector0n: “Oh shit, is someone in trouble?”

Hector0n: “I gotta check on ‘em; could be a free UBER!”

dicksalot : ok

Matt went around the bend, and suddenly saw something strange: a Scout, probably the Scout from earlier, crawling as if he was straight out of the Exorcist films.

Hector0n: “Oh shit, what was that?!”

Matt immediately called out for Aaron’s attention.

Hector0n: “Aaron, we need to hurry; some weird shit’s going down.”

Aaron went up to Matt, following close behind as the two went across the map. Suddenly, they stopped as they saw something: the Heavy player, back turned to them, holding the shotgun.

Hector0n: “Heavy! What’re you doin’ here, man?”

The Heavy didn’t respond. Not at first… until he did.

scubamaster96 : we go together

Hector0n: “...Heavy?”

The Heavy turned around, and that’s when they saw it: a hand sticking out of the Heavy’s mouth, almost crawling its way back inside.

scubamaster96 : we go together

Hector0n: “...Oh, fuck.”

And then it happened.

*DEAD* scubamaster96 : we go together

Aaron and Matt ran as the thing pretending to be Heavy gave chase, its fingers extending and its voice crying out for help like a demonic battle cry. Its growls of agony continued to ring out as Matt quickly called a vote to ban the Heavy impostor.

Thankfully, the ban went through in the nick of time.

Matt was nearly out of breath from this experience.

Hector0n: “What the fucking-- What was THAT?! That was fucking scary, dude!”

dicksalot : we haveto leave

dicksalot : now

Hector0n: “You’re goddamned right we do. Look, I have a plan.”

Hector0n: “On the last checkpoint, we either jump into the pit, or hit Alt+F4. Got it?”

dicksalot : ok

Hector0n: “Good. Alright, now let’s hurry up and get outta here.”

As they continued on towards the third checkpoint, they saw, from afar, a Demoman banging his head against the wall. Matt was about to head for the Demoman, but Aaron quickly stopped him.

dicksalot : wait matt

dicksalot : could be a trap

Matt immediately realized his carelessness.

Hector0n: “...Shit, you’re right. Let’s go the other way.”

And so, the two went off. When they went out towards the alternate pathway, they saw their next obstacle… or at least, their next roadblock.

An Engineer, wearing a Gibus and Pyrovision goggles, lying on his side in the snow. His leg seemed to be extending far beyond normal, caught in the RED spawn door. Almost immediately, Matt knew something was wrong, and it only got worse as the Engineer spoke.

JonyDany12 : is this heven?

JonyDany12 : why is it so cold

Matt wanted to take the Engineer player out, to put them out of their apparent misery, but… something about this seemed… fishy.

His fears were confirmed when the spawn door suddenly opened and-- oh fuck, what was THAT?!

Hector0n: “Oh shit! Oh shit oh shit oh shit OH SHIT!!!”

The two immediately ran for the hills, that ungodly abomination following them. Or was it staying behind? Matt didn’t know, and Matt certainly didn’t care. He wanted to scram, and that’s what he was going to do. Even worse, an impostor Demoman was starting to give chase as well. Luckily, Aaron took care of that right away.

The two of them were near the final point now. Matt took a second to gather his bearings, coming to terms with what was happening.

Hector0n: “Fuck, that was bait.”

Hector0n: “Holy shit, dude. That was… I don’t even know what just happened back there!”

dicksalot : ok

Hector0n: “You were right, man. We need to get outta here.”

Hector0n: “Whatever that thing is… It’s trying to trick us. It’s learning or something.”

Hector0n: “Pretending to be a player… We can’t stay here. Who knows what it’ll do next?”

dicksalot : ok

Hector0n: “I don’t know if it’s just some script kid’s godforsaken time-wasting project or what…”

Hector0n: “But someone needs to get their asses kicked for this!”

dicksalot : ok

…This was wrong. Aaron was acting wrong. He wouldn’t say the same exact thing three times in a row.

Hector0n: “...Aaron? You good?”

Aaron’s response? To open his mouth wide, a hand crawling out of the mouth, its fingers beginning to extend as he dropped his rocket launcher. Matt backed away, shocked and aghast by what he was seeing.

Hector0n: “Aaron?! AARON???”

dicksalot : we have to leave

As the once-alive Soldier’s hands began to extend, Matt made a break for the pit. All the while, Aaron’s words were spat back out on loop.

*DEAD* dicksalot : we have to leave

Finally, Matt realized his opportunity for escape was coming up short. And so he had to make one last-second decision.

Hector0n: “Fuck this!”

And with that, one Alt+F4 press… and Matt was gone.

Hector0n left the game (Client Disconnect)

Matt stared at his Steam page, panting, almost completely out of breath. Thank the good Lord above he managed to escape whatever the hell that thing was… but Aaron. Poor, poor Aaron.

He gave his life to save Matt, because… well, perhaps if Matt were in the same boat, then Aaron would… Maybe he would’ve…

Well, it didn’t matter now. Aaron was gone, and now Matt remained. Lived to be able to tell the tale. And that’s exactly what Matt was going to do… because if Matt didn’t, who would?

God only knows what was happening back in that server… What fresh faces were about to join, unaware of what was to potentially happen to them…

HeadshotFraudster joined the game

HeadshotFraudster was automatically assigned to team RED

I work at subway joined the game

DatChernobylGuy joined the game

DatChernobylGuy was automatically assigned to team RED

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THE END