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This kid, imitating Bruce Lee, got 79,982,830 Views on Facebook
The Big Bang Theory, favorite episodes
The sucking energy game between people
Why quitting substances is as worse math as continuing using or increasing doses
You may say I’m a dreamer: By now I might be the only one
The 10 Different Types Of BOYFRIENDS! on YouTube got 3,097,854 views: WHY?
Always look on the bright side of life
I'm not working on a human level anymore
The next generation of Quantum Mechanics
The twilight zone between friendship and being lovers
September 11 was an inside job. Everybody knows that … But did you know that … ?
Was the Merovingian right, about the free choice crap?
The chosen people: Why do you get fucked so badly for holy shit?
Fuck buddies: The most complex math equation since the beginning of time
Walmart’s Family Mobile: The best fuck buddy you would ever find
When Cinderella AND the Prince get fucked
The most important saying you would ever find about humans' lives
The importance of being an idiot
How does it feel, dating a 50 million dollar/hr guy?
10 ‘copy paste’ text messages to ones which want to keep their soul
A cheap trick to save 70% of your McDonald’s bills
The best joke ever: Duck in hell
Funny shirts: When funny is so ... smart
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A pretty girl, alone at home, bored
What would u do if u thought u met your potential soul mate ?
$1000/line money saving advices
Questions to keep you awake at night
Why do evolved females get addicted to masturbation, and how that leads to a rapid ass expansion?
The difference between Optimists and Pessimists
When single moms damage their kids with giving up their intimate part of life
Can you read a text in which all the letters are mixed up?
Why drinking no-calorie sodas eventually makes you fat, not just sick?
Oh, my evolution, or, language updates
Is Mark Zuckerberg homosexual?
A test: Try to guess how many spoons of sugar you have in each Coca-Cola can
How come do idiots still pay for their landline phone?
A major change in the schooling system
Fuck … another pretty girl … another one … another one …
Before, you were after the American Dream; now, you are trying to keep yourself out of the
If this shit is too much for you
Why the economy has gone bad and why it is just going to be worse
The top 10 annoying things ever
As Seinfeld said: Ugly people are sad people
What’s up …? and other idiotic expressions
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Common dating sites profiles mistakes
You being miserable doesn’t mean someone owes you shit
Why God made it so you have to pick up our dog’s and baby’s crap
I’m positive about my negativity
A magic key for writer’s block
Given insufficient amount of time, what would you look at, the ass or the tits?
Who needs to sell drugs when you can sell McCormick spices to morons?
Jesus, the camel, the rich person, and the cheek
The porn stars are forming a union
Men are from Mars my ass, Women are from Venus, the same
The Occupy Wall Street charade
You will not find jokes like these anywhere
I asked a cop how much time you can look a pretty girl
Is Rihanna going to be the next Whitney Houston?
God is put on a trial; we are waiting for his defense
Therapy: transforming your hysterical misery into common unhappiness
Amazing! You must check that out
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Why do idiots date local women, when they can get supermodels imported from Ukraine?
What Comes After the Sex AND the City: The male version
The winner as the best joke of all times
A million bucks if you do not piss in your pants reading this shit
Military jokes that will get you on the floor
How to overcome tiredness… hilarious!
The most funny description of the human history that you will ever hear
We are tired of stupid romantic movies!
Dating chats texts--might come handy
God, the devil, Christ and Buddha meet in a bar
Gambling tips that work like miracle
Why motherfuckers succeed while poor good bastards eat shit
What is the secret behind music?
The right way to filter dating candidates
The heels height sluttiness parameter and its connection to your bank account
How evil people become as they are
The funniest video you will find on YouTube… ever
Old lady fights back—hilarious!
Girls; purchasing or leasing / each case must be evaluated carefully…
That piece of shit has got 161,626,832 views on YouTube
God, morality and all that bullshit
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More considerations to have before every time you use makeup
Why you hate and love the Sopranos so much
We want a male version to Sex and the City!
Sometimes you wonder about stuff that is really way beyond brilliant
When creativity leads you to the Source
Your probabilities to survive in this fucking world—statistics
Beauty is temporal. But so fucking what?
The peak moments in life; an amazing music track
All is moving so fast, and you need to run so fast just to be in the same line as the others
A cheap trick to save 75% on your Ghirardelli chocolate
Angels, spirits, ghosts and all that bullshit
Gay, prostitution, drugs, rock’ n ’roll statistics
What the difference is between Bach, Mozart, Bartok and Stockhausen
The most annoying thing is to get stuck on a track not knowing if you enjoy it or suffer
How to improve your language in 5 minutes—so funny you want to cry
How idiots lose the BEST value guys on the dating site
Sometimes you just… want… a fucking… break
What to do when the loneliness kicks in hard
A picture of a politician torturing a kid
197,560,739 views on YouTube; and still counting
How to make sure you stay an idiot in order to be able to handle the boredom of life
Intelligent people are subject to much bigger suffering not drinking enough water
English language mistakes that makes you sound extremely idiotic when making
The importance in being ernest
Determinism, free choice—is your life predetermined, accidental, predictable?
Time to get rid of this marriage crap institute
The pain of living—the do's and don't's handing it
IBM was involved in the Nazi killing machine
That is the fuckin’ vibe you would’ve had, if my students were as that one, which I have no desire neither to fuck, nor to love
How to overcome your addiction to coffee
How to fuck the cable and phone companies
The funny thing about democracy
Democrats, Republican, left, right, and all that bullshit
Cutting global poverty in half would cost $20 billion, less than 4% of the U.S. military budget
Peak Oil, or, the right way to fight terrorism
Why do you really--need to spend 57 hours a year on your tax returns
A 5 minute effective nutrition lesson
How to add 24 hours to every day of your life
Let me get you a nice cup of tea
Green: energy, money, nature, food
Why do we love movies and TV shows so much?
Additional 5 billion rapes are added every year
Eventually what wins is the routine daily stuff
The human race has never been in a more dangerous position
New ways to absorb information and knowledge
Some words about the Islamic religion
History as a mathematical proof of the fact it is impossible to escape crap
What to do when it is just too damn hard
Single mommies’ biggest mistake, which costs so much to their children
Big decisions, small decisions
The risk in getting stuck in your own mind
Microwave cooking is Killing People
Hypocrisy, terrorism, war crimes, being a bully on worldly scale
Mrs. Robinson going after hot, high value grownups
The right way to reduce your fuckin’ health insurance bill
Globalization: the bad, and the bad
By the year 2030, two thirds of the world will be lacking access to clean drinking water
An about to become whores homeless girls rescue kit
The real story about God, Adam, and the snake
We, as citizens, demand--our basic rights
Some tips about what not--to do when you try to pick up a girl
Why is it stupid to avoid ‘copy paste’ messages?
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Being condescending prick is kind of a must, when it comes to hot girls on dating sites
When idiots rule it is YOUR fault, not theirs