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Some data sourced from: Swiftgron Masterpost, Kaylor Evidence, Tilly Nation and the Chronological Timestamps timeline. I’ve tried to add links to all the other places I found information. All theorizing is mine, in discussion with others from the r/felldowntherabbithole subreddit.
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To make RG happy <3
‘It’s golden like daylight’ ‘Can I go where you go?’
‘In the dead of night, your eyes so green’ ‘This is our house, we make the rules’
There’s a book about Artemis.
Unlike normal she gives the playlist a title that isn’t the first song on the playlist.
Dianna posts the image on the left to her story, and Taylor posts hers minutes later.
‘I once believed love would be burning red, but it’s golden like Daylight’
Taylor’s voice overs:
‘My entire moral code then and now is I need to be thought of as good, it’s all I wrote about, it’s all I wanted. It’s the complete and total belief system that I subscribed to as a kid. Do the right thing. Do the good thing. Obviously, I’m not a perfect person by any stretch but overall the main thing that I always tried to do was be a good girl.’
‘I’ve been trained to be happy when I get a lot of praise. I had that praise of Taylor you’re doing a good job in your work. You’re doing a good job at being a songwriter. You’re doing a good job at being a musician. Like those pats on the head were all I lived for. I was so fulfilled by approval, that that was it. I became the person who everyone wanted me to be. But when you’re living for the approval of strangers and that is where you derive all of your joy and fulfillment, one bad thing can cause everything to crumble.’
‘I realized it’s not good for me to see pictures of myself every day ‘cause I have a tendency, and it’s only happened a few times and I’m not in any way proud of it but I tend to get triggered by something whether it’s a picture of me where I feel like my tummy was too big or someone said that I looked pregnant or something, and that’ll just trigger me to starve a little bit, like just stop eating. I thought that I was just supposed to feel like I was going to pass out at the end of a show or in the middle of it. I thought that was how it was, and now I realize, no, if you eat food, have energy, get stronger, you can do all these shows and not feel it. Which is really a good revelation… because I’m a lot happier with who I am, and I’m happier with, like… I don’t care as much if somebody points out that I have gained weight. It’s just something that makes my life better, the fact that I’m a size six instead of a size double zero. I mean that wasn’t how my body was supposed to be. I just didn’t really understand that at the time. I really don’t think I knew it. I would have defended it to anyone who said, “I’m concerned about you.” I was like, “What are you talking about? Of course I eat. It’s perfectly normal. I just exercise a lot. And I did exercise a lot, but I wasn’t eating. And I don’t think you know you’re doing that when you’re doing it gradually. There’s always some standard of beauty that you’re not reaching, cause if you’re thin enough then you don’t have that ass that everybody wants. But if you have enough weight on you to have an ass, then your stomach isn’t flat enough. It’s all just fucking impossible. You don’t ever say to yourself like “I’ve got an eating disorder.” But you know that you’re making a list of everything you put in your mouth that day, and you know that that’s not right but then again there’s so many diet blogs that tell you that that’s what you should do. This would cause me to go into a real shame like a hate spiral. And I caught myself yesterday starting to do it, and I was like, “Nope, we don’t do that anymore. We do not do that anymore, because it’s better to think you look fat than to look sick. And we don’t do that anymore, and we’re changing the channel in our brain, and we’re not doin’ that anymore. That didn’t end us up in a good place.”
‘I had won Album of the Year at the Grammy’s for a second time which I had never thought was a possibility and I remember thinking afterward, “Oh my God that was all you wanted. Oh God, that was all you focused on.” You get to the mountaintop and you look around and you’re like, “Oh, God. What now?” I didn’t have a partner that I climbed it with- that I could, like, high-five. I didn’t have anyone I could talk to that I could relate to.. you know? I had my mom, but I just wondered… shouldn’t I have someone I could call right now?’
‘When people decided I was wicked, and evil and conniving, and not a good person, that was the one that I couldn’t bounce back from ‘cause my whole life was centered around it. #TaylorSwiftIs OverParty was the number one trend on twitter worldwide. Do you know how many people have to be tweeting that they hate you for that to happen? We’re people who bought into this line of work because we wanted people to like us, ‘cause we were intrinsically insecure, because we liked the sound of people clapping, ‘cause it made us forget how much we feel like we’re not good enough and I’ve been doing this for 15 years and I’m tired… it just feels like its more than music now at this point. And, just most days, I’m like, “Okay.” But then sometimes, I’m just like… it just gets loud sometimes.”
“When people fall out of love with you. There’s nothing you can do to make them change their mind. They just don’t love you anymore. I just wanted to disappear. Nobody physically saw me for a year and that was what I thought they wanted. The reason that that backlash hurt so much was that used to be all I had. I felt really alone, I felt really bitter. I felt sort of like a wounded animal lashing out. I felt like I had to reset everything. I had to deconstruct an entire belief system for my own personal sanity.”
“I also was falling in love with someone who had a really wonderful, normal, balanced, grounded life and we decided together that we wanted our relationship to be private. Even though it was really horrible, I was happy but I wasn’t happy in the way I’d been trained to be happy. It was happiness without anyone else’s input. We were just… we were happy.”
“I’m also really excited you’re down to do, like, a massive video ‘cause it’s not gonna be a small one. My idea that I had in the beginning is, like, it starts in an apartment. Like, you and me get in a big fight. I storm out, and I’m like… Je Suet Calm! And then all of a sudden like, I have a parade happening below. And like whatever makes you you… you know it’s just like emo kids, theater, dance sequences, la la land, everything! And when it’s like me-e-e it’s like dancers, cats, gay pride, people in country western boots. I start riding a unicorn, like, just everything that makes me me! If you were to split open my imagination, what would come out of it?”
How anyone can watch Miss Americana and come away thinking that 2014 - 2016 was a happy, healthy time in her life is utterly beyond me. She describes feeling isolated, unsupported and developing an eating disorder that left her feeling sick and constantly exhausted.
‘They are the hunters, we are the foxes’ (I Know Places)
Deer are the sacred animal of the Roman Goddess Diana, the moon is her symbol, and she’s a huntress in the woods. In the Lover music video we see Taylor blowing out the candles of her cake with her person and there’s a painting of a fox hunt. It’s all signaling Dianna pretty loudly in my opinion.
Only The Young lyric video released
Behind the Scenes Video 1 / 2 / 3 / 4
Lyrics:
Anyone
Anyone
Anyone
Anyone
You can blame me
Try to shame me
And still I'll care for you
You can run around
Even put me down
Still I'll be there for you
The world
May think I'm foolish
They can't see you
Like I can
Oh but anyone
Who knows what love is
Will understand
Anyone
Anyone
Anyone
I just feel so sorry (anyone)
For the ones
Who pity me
(Anyone) 'Cause they just don't know
(Anyone) Oh they don't know what happiness and love can be
I know
I know to ever let you go
It's more
Than I
Could ever stand
Oh but anyone
Who knows what love is
Will understand
Oh (anyone) they'll understand
(Anyone) If they try love they'll understand (anyone)
(Anyone) Oh try to understand (anyone)
(Anyone)
Newspapers come out with gushy articles about her spending time with Joe.
‘Slept next to her, but I dreamt of you all summer long’ (Betty)
The parallel between these two pictures sticks out to me. In the music video it shows that ‘Tyler’ is framed in the light coming through the window.
…which reminds me of the way the light’s falling past Taylor in the Cardigan music video.
‘In the cracks of light, I dreamed of you’ (Evermore)
The dress looks like the one Taylor wore during Treacherous on the Red tour.
347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/28
The very tall alliterate model is out of the country and was ticked off she posted a video and barely got five figures of views. Hey, maybe if she became friends with the singer again and stopped having a fling with the A/A- list actress, people would like her more.
Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift/Brie Larson
Karlie was in Paris for a fashion show.
17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/02
This former A- list actress who starred on a now defunct cable show that used initials rather than the real name of the show, confirmed what I told you last week. The tall alliterate model who used to have a relationship with the A+ list singer is now spending time with the Oscar winning/nominated A- list actress.
Ashley Benson/Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift/Brie Larson
36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/04
The B+/B list actress who used to be A- when her hit cable show was still airing, apparently is apologizing to those around her for confirming that the tall alliterate model is hooking up with the Oscar winning/nominated A- list actress.
Ashley Benson/Karlie Kloss/Brie Larson
In a later interview Taylor says she was quarantined in LA
“So when lockdown happened, I was in LA and we kind of got stuck there. It’s not a terrible place to be stuck. We were there for four months maybe, and during that time, I sent an email to Aaron Dessner and I said, “Do you think you would want to work during this time? Because my brain is all scrambled, and I need to make something, even if we’re just kind of making songs that we don’t know what will happen…”
Her caption is full of easter eggs, the most obvious being the daylight obscuring part of her face.
‘Now I only see daylight’ (Daylight)
Something Dianna’s also doing a lot in 2020, and always really.
‘Your integrity makes me seem small’ (Peace)
Sometime before April 2020
Mirrorball, August, This Is Me Trying, Illicit Affairs, Betty were all written with Jack and finished
There are some links between the song and Taylor’s music.
‘Trust him like a brother’ (Call It What You Want)
“So I just sent her a folder of things I’d done recently and was excited about. Hours after, she sent back a fully written version of ‘Cardigan.’ It was like a lightning bolt struck the house. ...I didn’t know that we were actually working on a record for quite a while. It just seemed that she was seeking me out to collaborate” - Aaron Desner
Joe shares pictures of Benjamin Button to his Instagram to make it look like he and Taylor are isolating together
“Then she mentioned [in May?] that she’d written some songs at an earlier stage with Jack [Antonoff], and they felt like they really fit together with what we were doing.”- Aaron Dessner
In the background of the photo it looks like someone’s been painting.
‘You paint dreamscapes on the wall’ (Peace)
Karlie and Joe like the tweet.
37. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04
This tall alliterate former A- list model once was the threesome partner for a couple who are in her extended family.
Karlie Kloss, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner
197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18
Speaking of coming out, this A+ list singer took a big step in that direction this week.
Taylor Swift
California
Sitting in a park in Paris, France
Reading the news and it sure looks bad
They won't give peace a chance
That was just a dream some of us had
Still a lot of lands to see
But I wouldn't wanna stay here
It's too old and cold and settled in its ways here
Oh, but California
California, I'm coming home
I'm gonna see the folks I dig
I'll even kiss a sunset pig
California, I'm coming home
I met a redneck on a Grecian isle
Who did the goat dance very well
He gave me back my smile
But he kept my camera to sell
Oh, the rogue, the red, red rogue
He cooked good omelets and stews
And I might have stayed on with him there
But my heart cried out for you, California
Oh, California, I'm coming home
Oh, make me feel good rock 'n roll band
I'm your biggest fan
California, I'm coming home
Oh, it gets so lonely
When you're walking
And the streets are full of strangers
All the news of home you read
Just give you the blues
Just give you the blues
So I bought me a ticket
I got on a plane to Spain
Went to a party down a red dirt road
There were lots of pretty people there
Reading Rolling Stone, reading Vogue
They said, "How long can you hang around?"
I said a week, maybe two
Just until my skin turns brown
Then I'm going home to California
California, I'm coming home
Oh, will you take me as I am?
Strung out on another man
California, I'm coming home
Oh, it gets so lonely
When you're walking
And the streets are full of strangers
All the news of home you read
More about the war
And the bloody changes
Oh, will you take me as I am?
Will you take me as I am?
Will you?
Will you take me as I am?
Mmm, mmm
Take me as I am, mmm
Taylor likes a fan account’s tweet that says “I know y’all are vulnerable right now, but don’t text your ex.” Spencer Pratt, who has said negative things about Karlie often, receives a cardigan. In fact, everyone gets a cardigan except Karlie.
Dianna streams I Love You So by The Walters.
Lyrics:
I just need someone in my life to give it structure
To handle all the selfish ways I'd spend my time without her
You're everything I want, but I can't deal with all your lovers
You're saying I'm the one, but it's your actions that speaks louder
Giving me your love when you are down and need another
I've got to get away and let you go, I've gotta get over
But I love you so
I love you so
I love you so
I love you so
I'm gonna pack my things and leave you behind
This feeling's old and I know that I've made up my mind
I hope you feel what I felt when you shattered my soul
'Cause you were cruel and I'm a fool
So please let me go
But I love you so (please let me go)
I love you so (please let me go)
I love you so (please let me go)
I love you so
That afternoon Dianna uploads a new playlist to her public Spotify entitled I’ll Be Around with one song on it - I’ll Be Around by Floor Cry:
Lyrics:
Just like a sad song on a rainy day
Just like a heartache that won't go away
All I've ever known
Is feeling alone
Just like a treasure that I cannot reach
I bring a cake but I can't have a piece
Now something has changed
My life rearranged
Sleepless nights
I don't get no time off
Still, I can't get enough
You fit my heart like a glove
Sleepy days
My head's no longer hurting
I'm not sure if it's working
I think about you too much (oh, too much)
You can always call me if you ever need me
The sun might go down but you know it's not leaving
I'll be around
I'll be around
You can always hold me if you wanna feel me
Baby, don't be scared, you gotta keep believing
I'll be around
I'll be around
Soon after the L Chat notices that Dianna has a picture of Wisteria on her pinterest board.
Sad Beautiful Tragic, is a Swiftgron breakup song. Folklore is a Swiftgron breakup album.
The Folklore Album art reminds me of one of Dianna’s photographs from her old tumblr.
Someone leaves Taylor in control of her own socials:
Hoax is track 16, matching lesson 16 from Taylor’s Elle article about not trusting first impressions of people. Spencer Pratt, who has said anti-Karlie things many times, receives a cardigan. In fact, everyone gets a cardigan except Karlie. Including Joe’s fun (possibly gay) friend, Eleanor, from his drama school days.
In the afternoon Dianna hides her Spotify listening activity for the rest of the day and into the next day.
There is a video of the latter half of the speech.
That same day, Winston posts a picture of his bandmate playing monopoly with the Cardigan lyrics as the caption.
Karlie posts a picture of herself in the forest after Folklore drops, and another one promoting her coding project with ‘Easter Egg’ across the screen.
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26
The tall alliterate model is really taking advantage of the success of the A+ lister’s record sales with these new photos posted to social media.
Karlie Kloss / Taylor Swift
Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel so happy,
Sometimes I feel so sad.
Sometimes I feel so happy,
But mostly you just make me mad.
Baby, you just make me mad.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Thought of you as my mountain top,
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep.
I've had but couldn't keep.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
If I could make the world as pure and strange as what I see,
I'd put you in the mirror,
I put in front of me.
I put in front of me.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Skip a life completely.
Stuff it in a cup.
She said, Money is like us in time,
It lies, but can't stand up.
Down for you is up."
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
It was good what we did yesterday.
And I'd do it once again.
The fact that you are married,
Only proves, you're my best friend.
But it's truly, truly a sin.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
If you haven’t seen it you should. It’s short, and no spoilers but it’s well worth the watch. The Gaylor’s reacted by GIFing the hell out of Dianna’s surprising quote, and it helped break some of the tension of Bettygate.
A song about waiting for her muse to come with her. She talks about Exile on the radio.
Dianna plays some songs. (Full list since folklore dropped on JennyBoom21’s blog here)
Gaylor’s start posting some amusing commentary:
Gaylor’s note the music pun in another story about Dianna’s divorce.
Lyrics:
The harbour's misty in the morning love, oh, how I miss December
The frangipani opens up to kiss the salty air
I know you're gettin' ready for the office
I suppose he's still there with you, sharing our morning sun
Winter in America is cold and I just keep growing older
I wish I could have known enough of love to leave love enough alone
I've learned something of love I wish I'd known before you left me
But it's funny how you don't know what you've got until it's gone
And I hope you're getting all the love you ever wanted
But I wish I was there with you, sharing our morning sun
I wake into the sadness of the rain and making love to strangers
And wishing I had known enough of love to leave love enough alone
Winter in America is cold and I just keep growing older
I wish I could have known enough of love to leave love enough alone
Winter in America is cold and I just keep growing older
I wish I could have known enough of love to leave love enough alone
Note the quote: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. (Getaway Car)
THE The OSSA Youtube Channel posts this video saying:
“Dianna’s long list of exes apparently included Taylor Swift, but we have a feeling that was just a rumor.”
During the discussion about Invisible String, Taylor says:
“Cause sometimes I just, you know, go into a rabbit hole of thinking of how things happen and I kind of love the romantic idea that every step you’re taking, you’re taking one step closer to where you’re supposed to be, you know, guided by this little, like, invisible string.”
The Swifties think Joe did it to be funny.
(I’ll take any excuse to crack out gifs from this video.)
I think this was Jack waving at Dianna from filming LPSS, after having to play along with the ridiculous Joe is WB bit. 😂
She has rainbow strings on her guitar, and is wearing the bright sparkly red shirt that she’s used in Taymoji’s for Wonderland before.
She later donates the guitar she played for this performance to a charity auction with Global Citizen.
Dianna is a Global Citizen Ambassador:
222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21
A fan ran into this foreign-born B-/B list actor who has been dating the A+ lister. The actor told the fan that he is single and did so in front of a group of four or five people.
Joe Alwyn / Taylor Swift
Taylor posts to her stories about voting as well and about an hour later Dianna posts reminders to vote.
Taylor’s write up about Phoebe Waller-Bridge goes live:
This is referencing the same picture Dianna posted (and later deleted):
I’ll include the sections I think are significant:
Bon Iver sings the WB part of Exile, and Taylor connects him with the number 22, the song where she explicitly included Dianna’s name in the liner notes.
Confirmation that Taylor still writes under pseudonyms:
Discussion about Peace. I think it’s interesting that they refer to Taylor’s “partner” and not Joe by name.
Taylor lists Divorcee as one of her favorite words:
Taylor talks about painting flowers (Like the ones she sent to Girl In Red with her lyrics) and the lonely cottage on a hill: (Holliday House - Rhode Island)
Which may have been hinting at Cowboy Like Me
This one gives me Dickinson vibes too, and peep the caption. ‘Time stood still’
44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04
Speaking of the actress in #10, she was approached by the alliterate model who “codes.” The actress told the model to f**k off because the actress is a fan of the arch enemy of the model.
Amber Heard / Karlie Kloss / Taylor Swift
Not 100% sure of the dates on these ones but all around the same time.
26 October, 2020 - Cardigangate
(1 day before 1989’s 6th Anniversary)
Lyrics:
If you want, want my love
Take it baby
If you want, want my heart
Take it baby
You can have it all
You can have it all
If you want, want my time
Take it baby
And if you want my last dime
Take it baby
You can have it all
You can have it all
Take it baby
Take it baby
Take it baby
Take it baby
You can have it all
You can have it all
You can have it
You can have it
Have it all
Have it all
Dianna streams Cardigan:
Including this cause the tumblr Swiftgrons are hilarious:
"Karlie is overjoyed to be expecting her first child in 2021," a source close to Kloss tells PEOPLE. "She will be the most amazing mother." - People Magazine
W Magazine which Karlie owns also publishes:
Gaylors notice Taylor’s favorite words quote:
Dianna starts following Harry Styles the same day:
29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/13
It definitely sounds like this A+ list singer had a chat with the foreign-born actor about him needing to be more discreet in his offhand comments to fans such as what occurred at that recent foreign film festival.
Taylor Swift / Joe Alwyn / San Sebastian Film Festival
The blue stars match the Midnights aesthetic, and in October of 2022 as people began to receive their midnights merch, similar blue stars came in the boxes.
Taylor is wearing her infinity bracelet in multiple scenes of the documentary, continuing the eternity symbolism she’s been using since 1989 / Reputation.
Dianna posts a picture of herself standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset to instagram with the geotag Big Sur:
Before deleting and reposting without the geotag:
Moondance
Van Morrison
Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow
You know I'm tryin' to please to the calling
Of your heartstrings that play soft and low
You know the night's magic seems to whisper and hush
You know the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush
Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?
Can I just make some more romance with a-you, my love?
Well, I wanna make love to you tonight
I can't wait 'til the mornin' has come
You know, I know now the time is just right
And straight into my arms you will run
And when you come, my heart will be waiting
To make sure that you're never alone
There and then all my dreams will come true, dear
There and then I will make you my own
And every time I touch you, you just tremble inside
And I know how much you want me, that you can't hide
Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?
Can I just make some more romance with a-you, my love?
Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow
You know I'm trying to please to the calling
Of your heartstrings that play soft and low
You know the night's magic seems to whisper and hush
You know the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush
Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?
Can I just make some more romance with a-you, my love?
One more moondance with you
In the moonlight
On a magic night
La, la, la, la, la, in the moonlight
On a magic night
Can't I just have one more, more dance with you, my love?
Interesting given Dianna was streaming ‘We fell in love in October’ by Girl in Red.
Taylor films an interview with GMA and EW.
Oh I give a little, into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no one's gonna turn me around
Just one more step, I could let go
Oh and in the middle
I can hear the voices and they're calling for me now (I know)
And no one's gonna turn me around
'Cause I'm a slave to the sound
And they're calling, oh
Don't stop, I'll never give up
And I'll never look back, just hold your head up
And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough ay
They keep saying
Don't stop, no one's ever enough
I'll never look back, never give up
And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough oh
But now I'm falling (falling) I'm falling (falling)
Falling, falling (falling)
Falling, falling, falling (falling, falling) oh
You know I'm falling
Now I'm going down
And I can feel the eyes are watching
Oh so closely, oh
I'm trying not to make a sound
'Cause I'll be found out somehow
Oh if I give in
Will I remember that I'm dreaming when the voices go?
Or am I gonna wake without
The voices all around? (ha!)
Do I let me hit the ground?
They keep callin'
Don't stop, I'll never give up
And I'll never look back, just hold my head up
And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough ay
They keep saying
Don't stop, no one's ever enough
I'll never look back, never give up
And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough
But now I'm falling
Into the fire feeling higher than the truth
(But now I'm falling)
I can feel the heat but I'm not burning
(And now I'm falling)
Fear and desire feed the tired, hungry tooth
(But I'm falling)
Feels like I'm falling, yeah
I can hear them calling for me (falling)
Into the fire feeling higher than the truth
(I'm falling)
I can feel the heat but I'm not burning
(And now I'm falling)
Fear and desire feed the tired, hungry tooth
(But I'm falling)
It feels like I'm falling, yeah
I can hear them calling
Falling, falling, falling
Falling, falling
Falling, falling, falling
Falling, falling
But now I'm falling
Into the fire feeling higher than the truth
(I'm falling)
I can feel the heat but I'm not burning
(And now I'm falling)
Fear and desire feed the tired, hungry tooth
(But I'm falling)
Feels like I'm falling, yeah
(Now I'm falling)
Into the fire feeling higher than the truth
(I'm falling)
I can feel the heat but I'm not burning
(And now I'm falling)
Fear and desire feed the tired, hungry tooth
(But I'm falling)
Feels like I'm falling yeah
I can here them calling (now I'm falling)
Falling, falling, falling
Falling, falling
Falling, falling, falling
Falling (but now I'm falling)
Falling, falling, falling
Falling, falling
Falling, falling, falling
Falling
159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16
The tall alliterate model/former bff of a singer thought everyone would want photos of her and write lovely articles about her pregnancy. She thought it would put her in demand. It hasn’t. No one really cares about her. She had to pay a pap to come take her picture and then he had to give it for free to the tabloids because no one wanted to pay the usual rate.
Karlie Kloss / Taylor Swift
It’s full of easter eggs back to the Lover era music videos, as well as the Cardigan music video, and hinting at the Evermore album with the ‘arcade ring’.
Dice showing 1, and 6 pips, same as the little dice in Dianna’s Roll Em post from 2016. Is it a coincidence? Probably, but it caught my notice especially with that little cat sitting behind it.
We had a similar dice and cat in the You Need to Calm Down music video too.
It’s a fallen scooter. Lol
There’s also a number 6 on the wall.
Taylor announces that Evermore will be released at midnight.
Dianna streams Music Sounds Better With You
Ooh baby
I feel right
Music sounds better with you
Love might
Bring us both together
I feel so good
I feel right
Music sounds better with you
Love might
Bring us both together
Ooh baby
I feel right
Music sounds better with you
Love might
Bring us both together
I feel so good
I feel right
Music sounds better with you
Love might
Bring us both together
She also streams:
Analysis of Willow.
Taylor posts this picture of herself in the glass closet, wearing a flower crown which has early Swiftgron vibes. (Edit mine)
Dianna posts this the next day, captioning it “Good, glowy light spilling over some old friends.
Which reminds me of this, especially with the shadow of the branch in her pic.
The whole vibe gives me.. this:
Several of the Swiftgron’s highly pattern recognition trained brains pointed out the arrangement:
She discusses writing songs with Joe in quarantine:
“Joe and I really love sad songs; we’ve always bonded over music.”
“I say it was a surprise that we started writing together but in a way it wasn’t cause we have always bonded over music and have the same musical tastes and he’s always the person showing me songs by artists and then they become my favourite songs.”
“We’re so proud of that one. Also because I do remember the exact moment that I walked in and he was playing that exact piano part and all I had to do was follow the piano melody with the verse melody cause the vocal melody is exactly the same pretty much. It’s mirrored with the piano part that he wrote and we did this same thing with Evermore where I’ll just kind of hear what he’s doing and it’s all there all I have to do is dream up some lyrics and come up with some gut wrenching, heart shattering story to write with him.”
Dianna streams this:
And darling
Is there a cure for this hunger?
A terrible curse to be under
I'll be sleeping with that
And it's no small thing
You'll smoke me out in your own ways
And chase me around until morning
And follow me back
And lovely
You're tearing me down with your cheekbones
They're warm, but they hit me like sharp stones
When you pull away
Now I walk slow
I wander the streets in the morning
I still smell your scent like a warning
When the wind blows
Oh, when the wind blows
So leave me
When you're sleeping alone in the basement
And my parents are home, but I'm vacant
And I'm watching the news
Because I'm slow now
I'm young but I feel like an old man
The tar in my lungs and these cold hands
They held onto you
No, keep me
Inside of your mind when you're aching
Lord, 'cause for now, we're mistaken
In thinking we fit
But I'll stay steady
But nights are a-blazing and heavy
Alone in my room and I'm ready
To rest for a while
Oh, to rest for a while
Oh, but I don't mind it
I don't mind it
I don't mind, honey, I don't mind
Oh, but I don't mind it
I don't mind it
I don't mind it
I don't mind it
And I don't mind it
I'll wait and I'll listen (I don't mind it)
And see through to the kitchen (I don't mind it)
I'm not taking it back (I don't mind)
Oh, and I don't mind it
I don't mind it
I don't mind it
I don't mind it
I don't mind it
I don't mind it, I
Oh, honey, I don't mind
Dianna streams I’m The Man, That Will Find You again.
Lyrics:
Hey, I never get it all right, get it all right on
Be my medal and I will wear you all night
Wear you all night long
Be a minute
I've been waiting long time for you, you know
You'll be my baby, cause I can wait a long time
I-I'm the man that will find you
Hold me back until another day
I-I'm the man that will find you
Hold me back until another day
I-I'm the man that will find you
Hey, I never get it all right on
You'll be my baby
Cause I've been waiting long time for you, you know
Gee, I never
You're never gonna hide those legs or hair
Be my baby cause I can wait a long time
I-I'm the man that will find you
Hold me back until another day
I-I'm the man that will find you
Hold me back until another day
I-I'm the man that will find you
Hold me back until another day
I-I'm the man that will find you
Listen to your heart
When it feels right from the start
You're acting kind of strange
Yours is for the past
Listen to your head
When you're drowning every day
I-I'm the man that will find you
I- I'm the man that will find you
I-I'm the man that will find you
I- I'm the man that will find you
I will love you
I-I'm the man that will find you
I will love you, baby
I will love you, baby
I-I'm the man that will find you (Ohhh)
I-I'm the man that will find you (Ohhh)
I'll never spend a moment while you're single
Later she makes another playlist on her secret spotify.
The L Chat discusses Dianna being the current muse.
Her friend Molly comments on the video about her wearing her Levis.
Source / Backup (if Dianna scrubs her insta)
Lyrics:
Lay down your arms of love
And surrender to me
Lay down your arms of love
And love me peacefully, yeah
Use your arms for loving me
Baby, that’s the way it’s got to be
There ain’t no reason for you to be bad
For you’re the woman and I love you so
So forget the other boys, ‘cause my love is real
Come off your battlefield
Lay down your arms of love
And love me peacefully
Lay down your arms of love
And love me tenderly, yeah
Use your arms for hold me tight
Baby, I don’t want to fight no more
The weapons you’re using
Are hurting me bad
And someday you’re going to see
'Cause my love for you, baby
Is the truest you’ve ever had
A soldier of love is hard to be
Lay down your arms of love
And love me peacefully
Lay down your arms of love
And surrender to me, yeah
Use your arms for squeezing
And please the one that you want to hold
Soldier of love
Baby, lay down your arms
Soldier of love
Baby, lay down your arms
235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25
I do sit back and wonder sometimes how much the A+ list singer has to pay each year to keep her significant other as her significant other. I also wonder if the contract is over or under 100 pages.
Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn (?)
Which is the song glee is most known for. .
She goes on to win Album of the Year, and perform the Cardigan, August, Willow medley.
Karlie and Josh announce the birth of their son Levi.
148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15
Once the award show date was changed, for sure, the alliterate A/A- list model/fake coder was going to make sure she was induced on that day. She actually had the baby a couple hours before the ceremony but made sure the announcement took place during the ceremony.
Karlie Kloss/ The Grammy Awards
281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 04/27
I think the music world would love to know how they too can ring up the people who award the Grammys and say, "Yeah, I promised my girlfriend/boyfriend/drug dealer/friend from high school who I lost a bet to, they could be a Grammy winner. Add them to one of my songs as a producer and send an award over. Oh, and try and keep it quiet because we don’t need to let the world in on the shadiness.” At this point the Grammys might as well be called the Golden Globes. No, wait, what is worse. Yeah, People’s Choice.
Taylor Swift / Joe Alwyn
Dianna Streams Up From a Dream by HAIM
Lyrics:
I was dreaming again, you were there with me
We were on the beach, running in the sea
You pointed to a sign, but in dreams you can't read
And in that moment, I snapped again
Something you see wakes you up from the dream
Wanna go back to sleep, but now you're up from the dream
Walk into the kitchen, pull the dishes from the sink
And you have changed in the blink of an eye
Pretty baby
Innocently
Change the channel
On the TV
Something you see wakes you up from the dream
Wanna go back to sleep, but now you're up from the dream
Walk into the kitchen, pull the dishes from the sink
And you have changed in the blink of an eye
Something you see wakes you up from the dream
Wanna go back to sleep, but now you're up from the dream
Walk into the kitchen, pull the dishes from the sink
And you have changed in the blink of an eye
I could always dream
Could always leave, could always breathe
And still picture you there by my side
I could always slip out the front door
Find my way home
Only to crawl into bed next to you
At the end of the night
We were lying awake or so it seemed
Trying to figure out what was happening
Are we already up from the dream?
Or do we need to wake up again?
Something you see wakes you up from the dream
Wanna go back to sleep, but now you're up from the dream
Walk into the kitchen, pull the dishes from the sink
And you have changed in the blink of an eye
Something you see wakes you up from the dream
Wanna go back to sleep, but now you're up from the dream
Walk into the kitchen, pull the dishes from the sink
And you have changed in the blink of an eye
Taylor posts about Girl in Red to her Instagram story:
Taylor Nation is also extremely active according to Gaylors who were watching at the time.
Roses have been tied to Dianna through Wonderland. IBYTAM is full of white roses that turn red. Hyannis Port was misspelled in the liner note to add an I and the I in TEAM was made a big deal of in ME! Which is full of references to movies Dianna loves. I think ‘The 1’ and the letter I are related in the Taylorverse.
Taylor Nation posts another version of the Folklorian Fam pic, Taylor’s body language hints at an easter egg in this picture.
Dianna was born in the year of the tiger. Here are some of the other ways Taylor’s used tigers in her music videos, for songs we think are about Dianna.
The necklace Taylor’s wearing in the video is called Le Duo, made to represent the connection between an artist and their muse. “A partnership based on spiritual connection, a meeting of two kindred souls.”
Featuring the original version of Joker and the Queen
Dianna posts this on her instagram story:
Taylor appears on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
“But if you want to go down a rabbit hole with us… come along. We’re all mad here!”
Miles and Keleigh are friends of Diannas. The music video follows the plot of Through the Looking Glass, the sequel to Alice and Wonderland.
While Dianna and her friends are on a trip to New Orleans.
115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10
For the second time in as many weeks, this married foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor had lunch alone with this married alliterate A- list model.
Ryan Reynolds / Karlie Kloss
Later Dana Silvers shares more pictures from the party:
Revealing that Taylor had a Chaunukah themed dreidel bear in her home for her birthday. It was a joint birthday celebration with one of the Haim sisters who are also jewish, but it’s worth noting.
44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER
The 2021 stick the knife in the back a little deeper continues for the alliterate model. She and the wife of this alliterate A- list singer are now best friends, and she took the members of this family musical group out to dinner.
Taylor Swift/Karlie Kloss/Sophie Turner/Joe Jonas/“The Jonas Brothers”
82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07
The family of this alliterate model have been paying a premium for properties also known to be of interest to the A+ list singer.
Joshua Kushner/Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift
There’s a 4:31 song on there.
The countdown timer freezes at 55:22 hinting at the release date for This Love Taylor’s Version.
One of Taylor’s friends shares the Love ring with Style lyrics as the caption. One of the songs most clearly associated with Dianna in the gaylorverse.
There are a bunch of Swiftgron like songs on it but the one that caught my eye is “I Got You Babe” by Sonny & Cher. Taylor’s made it very clear who ‘Babe’ is.
‘You asked me for a place to sleep, threw me out and threw a feast’ (LWYMMD)
Dianna’s friend Jenna posts a birthday message with a pic of Dianna dressed in red (Girl in Red), and playing a Taylor branded guitar.
Narrator: But it was not. Also it was a pretty half assed comment considering she posted a much more enthusiastic version for her Midnights co-writer and friend Zoe as Catwoman in the new Batman movie.
Taylor posts a video to her instagram reel, including this scene:
Inside the birdcage appears to be a Grammy, a digital camera, and an assortment of classic novels. I suppose taking a picture with some of the things Dianna loves is a proxy for being able to share a picture with her publicly. There are rumors that Dianna was in the crowd at the commencement.
‘Isn’t it just so pretty to think that all along there was an invisible string tying you to me?’ (Invisible String)
These are the only two songs on it.
This is the Girl in Red song Dianna was streaming in 2020.
“When it comes to my music and my life, they are one and the same.”
I’m told Alex was invited to a secret session.
Someone leaks the Midnights tracklist, Taylor’s lawyers get it taken down but most of us have already seen it and realize it must be real when she takes legal action.
After Lavender Haze is announced, Taylor puts an explanation reel on her instagram. In it she says that the song is based on a line from Mad Men where one of the characters says ‘you’re in the lavender haze’. Taylor goes on to say it was a commonly used phrase in the 50’s about being in love, and that the song is about how she’s had to avoid ‘weird rumors’ in her 6 year relationship. Over the next few hours the fandom devolves into chaos. The homophobic Swifties are insisting that she’s calling out the fans who think Taylor’s Queer and many Gaylors seem to think thats what she’s done too. Taylor Nation proceeds to retweet, like and comment on pictures of m/f appearing couples ‘in a Lavender Haze’, they do not interact with pictures shared by any m/m or f/f appearing couples even though they are tagged in them. The Gaylor Swift sub goes private, ousting all unverified members.
The following week is filled with online debate, over twitter, tumblr, instagram, and especially TikTok some of the nastiest homophobia I’ve ever seen with queer Swifties and even LGBT people outside the fandom jumping into the fray.
Several content creators try to explain that the issue is that claiming that Lavender Haze was a commonly used phrase about love, denies the connection Lavender has to the queer community and that the 50’s was actually when the Lavender Scare occurred, and that Taylor Nation actively condoned in the cultural appropriation of Lavender. The community did extensive research and was unable to find evidence of Lavender Haze being used in the 50’s outside of the one Mad Men reference, and someone adding it to Urban Dictionary after the mad men episode. We did find poems and studies where Lavender Haze was used to describe queer relationships. However, we rapidly entered into what we’ve named Lavender Gate or Lavender Hazegate. People were doxed, and told to kill themselves, all while Taylor remained silent.
Some amusing new Urban Dictionary definitions for Lavender Haze were added, this one’s my favorite:
When Midnights finally dropped, it turned out the ‘weird rumors’ were marriage and pregnancy rumors and not Gaylor speculation. Taylor Nation finally starts liking and retweeting and Lavender Haze posts by wlw swifties and Taylor even likes a few Gaylor tiktoks. That combined with the damn near explicit queerness of the album brings about dozens of new Gaylor conversions (But honestly, baby who’s counting? One, Two, Three.) and some interesting conversation on the Taylor Swift subreddit. To top it all off Taylor uses the font from the Stonewall Inn for her Lavender Haze shirts.
Karlie is a part owner of the magazine, and was of course there that night. Dianna wasn’t officially invited but went as the +2 of Selby Drummond, CEO of Bumble. She dressed like the Midnights album cover and made sure to be seen in multiple photos talking with everyone.
She also had a number of professional photographs taken that night and I’m including all of them, because I can and they’re so pretty:
The way she’s deliberately showing off that MAROON nail polish is my favorite part.
Which later ends up looking a lot like the Lyric Video for Snow on the Beach, as several people noted in the comment section.
I’m including the picture because the lighting makes him look like a cardboard cutout and that amuses me.
21 October 2018 was the day Taylor posted ‘Let the games begin’.
This reminds me of this. Given how worn Taylor’s is, it could even be the same one.
Dianna’s friend and former glee co-star Jenna (she played Tina), posts a picture of her kid in a Flamingo onesie, listening to Taylor’s music
Dianna said this after the original shoot:
Wearing her black pearl ring again.
The new playlist has two songs referencing “Are You Ready For It”, lots of Midnights, sleepless nights themes. Babe and Home keywords, wlw sexy themes, nods towards Midnight Rain, fire and burning, contracts and being free from them. Seems like a celebration of Taylor’s ability to rerecord to me.
Run the Road
Hour past time, and I didn't wanna to wake up
Ayy, ayy, oh
All that's fine, are we headin' back home?
Headin' back home, headin' back home
Cross that line and the second we make it
Ayy, ayy, oh
All come round, now they sayin' don't go
Sayin' don't go, sayin' don't go
I'm tired, still we rockin' all days
Racin' 'gainst time, think we're neck to neck
Got people talking that talk
Copy the rhyme but ain't in their walk
From outside looks like a circle
From on this side it seems like a wall
Rough ride, get me through it some way
Another long flight, make me earn the pay
We're gone to run the road now
Gone, gone now, gone now
We're gone to run the road now
Gone, gone now, gone now
Face don't lie, so I I put on my make-up
Ayy, ayy, oh
Awake all night, can't make my mind go slow
Mind won't slow, mind won't slow
Flash that smile, it's an industry of service
Ayy, ayy, oh
Don't let 'em in when your humor's too low
Never too low, never too low
Hang tight, there's a monkey on me
There's a deal I made, gonna set me free
Got people lost in their thoughts
A glory sometimes, so I pay the cost
And I call it out when I go
One town down, tryna kill 'em all
It all rolls by like a highway
Take it all in 'cause it's gone today
We're gone to run the road now
Gone, gone now, gone now
We're gone to run the road now
Gone, gone now, gone now
We're gone to run the road now
Gone, gone now, gone now
We're gone to run the road now
Gone, gone now
I don't believe it's for all of us
Tell you when I'm in, it's a bit much
But I believe in what I'm here for
I believe in what I'm here for
I believe in the rhythm of the road
I don't got a need for so much more
That kind of free, kind of freedom is all I want
We're gone to run the road now
Gone, gone now, gone now
We're gone to run the road now
Gone, gone now, gone now
I'm gone
I'm gonna run the road, the road
I'm gone
I'm gonna run the road, the road
Gone now, gone now
I'm gone
I'm gonna run the road, the road
I'm gone
I am gonna run the road, the road
Gone now, gone now
Gold Fire
Would I tell you
If I couldn't see no way?
Dare I bore you?
I'd come for you
And rally you, I'd say
Let's go forward
Fuel my fire
The numb will fall away
We find our way through
I'ma do my thing
I'ma run a ring 'round their nothing
Walkin' that line, it feel like an earthquake
Got me hemmed in but I'm hard to break
Gold fire (ah)
Can't taunt me with your water (ah)
Gold fire (ah)
Incitin' the disorder (ah)
Burning through your borders
Oh you make me see
Ain't nothing what it seems to be
I'm not frettin' anything you say
It doesn't mean a thing to me
I'll keep telling you until you get it
Always sincere, are you not ready yet? - Are You Ready For It?
Locked down in the cell of your head
Got me outta bounds I care too much
I'm a do my
I'm a do my thing
I'm ' run a ring 'round your nothing
Walkin' that line, it feel like an earthquake
Got me hemmed in but I'm hard to break
Gold fire (ah)
Can't taunt me with your water (ah)
Gold fire (ah)
Incitin' the disorder (ah)
Burning through your borders
Gold fire (ah)
Can't taunt me with your water (ah)
Gold fire (ah)
Incitin' the disorder (ah)
Burning through your borders
Oh you make me see
Ain't nothing what it seems to be
I'm not frettin' anything you say
It doesn't mean a thing to me
And my flames stay 'til you're clear out my way
And my flames stay 'til you're clear out my way
And my flames stay 'til you're clear out my way
(There's a lie in the water)
And my flames stay 'til you're clear out my way
(There's a hand in the handouts)
And my flames stay 'til you're clear out my way
(There's a lie in the water)
And my flames stay 'til you're clear out my way
(There's a hand in the handouts)
And my flames stay 'til you're clear out my way
Coo Coo Coo
Are you ready? - Are You Ready For It?
Santigold
Listen to your heart, now you hear me say
Come find my mind if you tryna be with me
Can't stay, no time for talking, I don't hear you, babe
Just walk away now
It's a wonder when chatter
Starts to feel like stalking, I don't feel you go away
Can't share my space for walking, got some place to be
I don't care about your money, clout, head - Sweet Nothing?
You can keep your cat call and get out of my way
Who are you, you, you?
Telling me to smile some way
Thinking you, you, you
Got a shot, it's hopeless baby
Do you coo coo coo if you want me?
You don't want no love
Baby, coo coo if you wanna
I don't hear you boy
Do you coo coo coo if you want me?
You don't want no love
Baby, coo coo if you wanna
I don't hear you boy
Holler with your heart, babe, holler with your heart
Holler with your heart, babe, holler with your heart
I don't know sometimes
I be here downtown and I see your face
Thought I caught that smile today
Over here, no harm just to look my way
So sincere how asked if I had time to talk
And then you brought me cake
Laughing out loud
Another fool come by, interrupts
When he open his mouth I say
Who are you, you, you?
Telling me to smile some way
Thinking you, you, you
Got a shot, it's hopeless baby
Do you coo coo coo if you want me?
You don't want no love
Baby, coo coo if you wanna
I don't hear you boy
Do you coo coo coo if you want me?
You don't want no love
Baby, coo coo if you wanna
I don't hear you boy
Holler with your heart, babe, holler with your heart
Holler with your heart, babe, holler with your heart
I just want some real love, just like on TV
Nobody ever walking by really looks at me
All them ogle all day long like they're keeping score
But if you love me, tell you what, I will love you more
Do you coo coo coo if you want me?
You don't want no love
Baby, coo coo if you wanna
I don't hear you boy
Do you coo coo coo if you want me?
You don't want no love
Baby, coo coo if you wanna
I don't hear you boy
Holler with your heart, babe, holler with your heart
Holler with your heart, babe, holler with your heart
Holler with your heart, babe, holler with your heart
Holler with your heart, babe, holler with your heart
Don't you coo coo if you want me? Tell me
Don't you coo coo if you want me? Tell me
Don't you coo coo if you want me? Tell me
(Don't you coo coo if you want me?) Santigold
Rocksteady
I'm a leader, I'm a Soldier - The Great War?
I'm an animal with supernatural powers - Karma is a God.
I'm a singer, I'm an Orchestra
I play music that give you hallucinations.
Kiss me on my lips come and touch me
I'll be your fantasy come a come a love me.
I'm a naughty gal
I'm a nice gal too
I'm a naughty gal
Anything for you.
I'm a naughty gal
I'm a nice gal too
I'm a naughty gal
Anything for you.
Fly with me come on rocksteady
Fly with me come on rocksteady.
You a thunderstorm
Walk in to a room everybody turn around
Take a look at you
You a maniac sexy why I love you - Sexy Baby (Anti-Hero)
Roll a fatty spliff baby let me have you - Pot (Lavender Haze / Snow on the Beach)
28 candles on my pretty birthday cake
Tell me I'm forever let me see the diamond ring
You know you never gonna find a better pum pum
Tell me you in heaven when we making boom boom.
I'm a naughty gal
I'm a nice gal too
I'm a naughty gal
Anything for you.
I'm a naughty gal
I'm a nice gal too
I'm a naughty gal
Anything for you.
Fly with me come on rocksteady
Fly with me come on rocksteady
Fly with me come on rocksteady
Fly with me come on rocksteady.
I'm a naughty gal
I'm a nice gal too
I'm a naughty gal
Anything for you.
I'm a naughty gal
I'm a nice gal too
I'm a naughty gal
Anything for you.
Fly with me come on rocksteady
Fly with me come on rocksteady
Fly with me come on rocksteady
Fly with me come on rocksteady.
Up All Night
Up all night, dance on the weekend, rain don't shine, - Midnight Rain
Praying that the music will change my life,
No time for sleeping, cure your mind, don't stop believing it
Take your time, dance on the weekend, rain don't shine,
Praying that the music will change my life,
No time for sleeping, cure your mind, don't stop believing it
Pretty good times, expensive business, close your eye, I let the heart away, it's too small,
With them apartments, fix your mind, don't stop believing it
Don't stop the beat again
Don't stop the beat again
(Shut up, you need to shut up. You won't even shut up. You do need to shut up.)
Don't stop the beat again
Don't stop the beat again
Don't stop the beat again
Don't stop the beat again
Don't stop the beat again
Don't stop the beat again
Don't stop the beat again
Don't stop the beat again
(Don't stop, don't stop)
(Ha, haahaaahaaaa)
Dancing, dancing in the vulva
Racing, racing in the vulva
Dancing, dancing in the vulva
Racing, racing in the vulva
Dancing, dancing in the vulva
Racing, racing in the vulva
(And I, and I, will walk alone)
Dancing, dancing in the vulva
Racing, racing in the vulva
Dancing, dancing in the vulva
Racing, racing in the vulva
(And I, and I, will walk alone)
Dancing, dancing in the vulva
Racing, racing in the vulva
(And I, and I, will walk alone)
Dancing, dancing in the vulva
Racing, racing in the vulva
(And I, and I, will walk alone)
Dancing, dancing in the vulva
Racing, racing in the vulva
Don't leave so early on
Don't leave so early on
I know you want to
I know you want to
I know you want to, get out of here
Why you're so scared?
I know you want to
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
(Gaze at the sun, there's something more)
(Gaze at the sun, there's something more)
(Gaze at the sun, there's something more)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine (yeah yeah yeah)
Clap on your tambourine
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Where Dianna is an investor, along with Kyle and some of her other friends.
2/12/2022 - Taylor Nation
Which includes ‘Art Bro’, which describes the guy Dianna’s bearding with.
Dianna wrote and sold a screenplay in 2010, and has produced and directed as well. .
Shading Joe again.
We just about die laughing and I spent all day making memes.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
‘I thought the plane was going down, how’d you turn it right around?’ (Labyrinth)
This one sticks out to me because of its similarity to the Invisible String lyric video.
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Twin flame candles on the piano. Different heights just like the ones in Taylor’s music videos.
The quote is from “In The Mood For Love” (2000.)
According to Wikipedia it’s a beautiful but sad movie about two people falling in love after realizing their spouses are having an affair. He has to leave for work and invites her to come, but she arrives too late and he’s already gone.
They have a series of near misses where they almost reconnect but don’t meet again. Like ships passing in the night.
The movie ends with him playing out a story a friend told him when he was sad about her not coming. Whispering his love for her into a hollow in a wall and sealing it up.
Watch on display again.
Selena spotted at Dianna’s bar in NYC.
The four tracks include re-recordings of Swift’s dual contributions to the 2012 soundtrack to The Hunger Games — “Eyes Open” and “Safe & Sound” featuring Joy Williams and John Paul White — as well as “If This Was a Movie (Taylor’s Version)” and never-before-heard song “All of the Girls You Loved Before.”
My Swiftgron analysis of All of the Girls, and I’ve explored what it might have been before it was hetwashed.
Our own u/alfaragh____ attends the first show, sending us pics and videos along with the first people to see it. One of the most notable Swiftgron moments happens during LWYMMD when Taylor approaches one of her many selves in glass closets, the cheerleader from Shake It Off, slaps her ass, and then presses her hand against the cheerleaders through the glass.
She also burns down the Lover House. I’ve written some thoughts about the new Lover House here.
There are also a few moments that seem to refer to Karlie. The 1975 song About You being played around her performance of Lover.
I know the 1975 was the concert Kissgate happened at, but the lyrics to the song are all about missing someone you haven’t forgotten, and want to hold on to. Hold On was the song Taylor played on repeat when she was trying to convince herself not to leave for NYC.
And a moment when she walks down a checkerboard runway holding hands with a guy, mirroring the VSFS walk.(It’s worth noting that checkerboard floors appeared in ME! And IBYTAM and are common in Wonderland)
Honestly, I think the last two are references to Kaylor. It was the most visible part of her queer history and she often uses it for cover. None of these suggest that Kaylor is still on, just that they were at one point which we know.
Taylor slaps the cheerleader’s ass and does the hands through the glass again, confirming it’s in the choreography!
She also hetsplains Betty with a reference to HYGTG.
"I love to womansplain to men how to apologize. I love it. Like this is how you get the girl, these are the steps you have to take if you've screwed things up...."
Photos of Dianna on a pap walk with her beard are released, as per usual.
“Sources” have said they’ve been split for a few weeks and split since January in different articles since.
It’s the anniversary of Swiftgron’s hunger games date:
Derek Blastberg, Karlie’s close friend and chosen “brother” attended the show as well. Some Kaylor’s said he was in the VIP section but he wasn’t in the section with Taylor’s guests like Selena and Emma Stone. He posted pics with Swifties and added this to his story which I think is actually intended as shade.
Taylor mentions “sourdough” in her introduction to Betty and Swifties joke about her shading Joe.
The visuals in My Tears Ricochet mirror Out of the Woods
Swifties go nuts and start leaving flowers on the doorstep of Taylor’s old apartment on Cornelia St. It’s even used as a stunt by the Duolingo app. Others refuse to believe it, and insist its all a rumor even though it’s being reported by every major news outlet, including ones Taylor’s worked with like Rolling Stone. Some Swifties harass Taylor’s brother Austin, begging for a statement. All quote ‘a source close to the couple’ aka Tree. There’s another round of doxing and death threats towards Gaylors.
"They've had rough patches before and always worked things out, so friends thought they would take some time apart but eventually come back together," says the source, noting that "ultimately" Swift, 33, and Alwyn, 32, "weren't the right fit for one another."
"They had plenty in common and fell in love in a safe bubble while she was retreating from the world during Reputation," adds the source, referring to Swift's 2017 studio album. "Then the pandemic hit, and they were locked down together and able to continue growing their relationship in this insulated way. But he didn't really 'know' her yet outside of that bubble."
"Joe has struggled with Taylor's level of fame and the attention from the public," says the source. "The differences in their personalities have also become harder to ignore after years together. They've grown apart."
"Taylor didn't see them working out in the long run," says the insider, who adds that the split happened "recently" and was "not dramatic."
"They are friendly. She doesn't have anything bad to say about Joe," adds the insider. "They just grew apart. Taylor is staying very focused on her tour right now."
The credits for songs on Folkmore swap back to William Bowery.
Jennifer Lawrence was there too.
Is it even possible to cheat on someone you’ve never touched when there aren’t cameras on you? 😂
Thinking this one’s a plant by Tree, it fits the smear campaign and provides subtle gossip for mainstream snarkers looking for it.
89 days after creating the blank playlist. (1989?)
Lion ring matches one Harry Styles often wears,I think it’s because lions form a PRIDE. Green like Dianna’s eye color, and because all the world is green.
The background art for Tis the Damn Season looks similar to the cypress trees in Dianna’s backyard in LA. Cypress trees are sacred to the Roman goddess Diana.
They’re still doing the hand through the glass thing every night.
In a later podcast interview she says she’ll know for sure by the 5th of April 2024.
Afterwards they unfollow Joe Alwyn on Instagram
Earlier in the day she’s papped in NYC with HAIM, Blake Lively and Ashley Avignone, who then unfollow Joe on Instagram.
Dianna is also papped, wearing a red jacket and smiling a cheshire cat grin.
The silver chain reminds me of the dress Dianna wore still used as her tattoo photo.
Dianna posts a reel with backing music from the Britanna wedding episode of Glee. After Taylor performs Wonderland, her name starts trending on twitter and her comments fill with Gaylors.
Following the performance, the official Lolawolf account (a two person band including Zoe Kravitz) likes and retweets Gaylor tweets about the “Swiftgron implications” of their song “Not Diana.”
Enty’s blind is likely about an article claiming Taylor asked Jennifer Lawrence to set her up with Bradley Cooper who politely declined.
Dianna gets papped with Kevin McHale in NYC the day after his Glee podcast reveals that it was Chord who texted Taylor about her song being on the show in 2013.
Side by side of the Clock poster and Labyrinth lyric video.
Prior to singing High Infidelity, Taylor said “I just started 37 sentences, does it happen to you?” the night before Dianna’s 37th birthday. The stadium is lit up with green light during Gorgeous.
During a moment of technical difficulties, Taylor makes a cat joke.
“So a cat walks into a library, and the cat says “yes, I’ll have some tuna fish please” and the lady at the counter says “Sir, this is a library” and the cat says, “Oh I’m sorry.” *Whispers* “I’ll have some tuna fish please?”
The day starts with some Art Bro PDA and a new interpretation for “put your lips close to mine as long as they don’t touch”. There’s some fun tweets too.
Some of Dianna’s friends continue their tradition of subtly teasing her about being Taylor’s muse.
From a friend who worked on Clock’s post.
Taylor changed the lyrics of How You Get the Girl changing “And then you say I want you for worse or for better” to “Cause I want you for worse or for better” in the final chorus.
Harold was with her but is cropped out of the photos in the articles.
Karlie announces her second pregnancy.
There were blinds about a Taylor / Matty setup being PR back in 2014.
The article claims that she will go public with the relationship at her show in Nashville. There were rumors that they were flirting in the 1989 era (around Kissgate.) Matty dispelled them claiming that he wouldn’t want to date Taylor. This excerpt is loud to me.
Mad Love? Ten years ago Swiftgron were breaking up.
‘Long story short it was a bad time’ (LSS)
Taylor’s Swiftgron coding her new bearding relationship to be able to release clearer songs about getting back together with an old flame.
5 May 2023 - An interview about Harold mentions Dianna
I don’t buy it. Dianna has connections with the editors. Dianna just happens to come home while he’s in the middle of an important interview with W magazine of all places, and they’re over the top excited to see each other? Sounds like they overplayed their hand and the interviewer noticed.
They want us to know they had nothing to do with that outfit. 😂
Taylor’s papped driving in Nashville with her mom.
It’s soon discovered that Matty mouthed a similar message at his last performance.
Taylor’s announcement brings to mind Riptide. “Quivering” could be a nod to The Archer, and Dear Reader is another song often interpreted by Gaylors as a message about Taylor’s fear to come out.
The speak now announcement uses the same font as the Paris lyric video.
Taylor announces Speak Now will be released on the 7th of July.
“Truth Day” reminds me of Dianna’s The Lying Has To Stop playlist.
Enty snarks about Pete Davidson being next.
Di subtly outing herself again.
She specifically calls this out as false, and explains you don’t comment if it’s not true.
1989? Like Taylor saying “37 questions” before High Infidelity and HYGTG.
‘This is our house, we make the call’ (Lover)
‘Back and forth, from New York, sneakin’ in your bed’ (Daylight)
It’s extremely similar to how she answered in an interview in 2012, the original lyrics of 22 were closer to a love song.
Dianna acts like she wasn’t part of one of the biggest non-canon ships on the internet.
After CNN, everyone else including Vulture, Billboard, E-News and Glamour follow. People tries to spin it into an outright denial.
Enty weighs in with some snark, ignoring that Di’s just been in two new movies and has a Netflix show coming out.
Taylor and Matty papped in a blurry photo in a car together, released by blackgrid. He’s spotted
leaving her apartment the next morning.
Enty states the obvious.
Pretty ironic to add to a literal timeline, I know. Also amusing given that recent interviews bust the widely accepted Gaylor/Kaylor timeline wide open.
False God (Dianna’s version)
Five minutes from Taylor’s NYC home.
An hour later a backpedaling article about Taylor and Matty is released.
Fans respond with an open letter to Taylor about Matty Heely, especially because he’s been opening shows for her with Phoebe Bridgers.
Before playing Question..?, Taylor gives a speech.
"This is the rainiest rain show that ever rain showed, ever, ever, ever. Oh my god. We have every single person on the stage—is this going to work? It’ll be fine. I hope it works. It’ll be great.—all of my fellow, like, dancers and everybody else on the stage is just sort of like, ‘Oh my god,’ no one ever expects you’re going to basically perform like in a shower. It’s really very exciting. Yeah. Are you having a nice time too? So you know, you’re standing in the pouring rain with people, and you just kind of feel like this romantic sense of camaraderie. I was thinking about what song to play with you tonight and I was thinking, there’s this song from Midnights that I love so much, and I haven’t played it on this tour, or ever, so I figured, that could be fun to play with you. And I just—oh my gosh, this is insane—I kind of just feel like telling you, I don’t know, I have just never been this happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before. And I just want to thank you for being a part of that. Like, you know, I don’t know, it’s not just the tour, it’s like. I don’t know, I just sort of feel like my life finally feels like it makes sense. And so I thought I’d play this song, which brings me a lot of happy memories."
This following his comment in a recent episode of Queer Eye. Several of the pictures are about the war on the trans community.
A couple of anons on my tumblr who work in editing sent asks saying the way it was filmed and edited suggest that it could have been put together quickly as a cover up.
Dianna’s close friend Molly attends the performance with her kids. They’ve got prime seating near the VIP tents.
The asshole host of the podcast who mocked Ice Spice with Matty tries to take credit for the colab.
Her smile during The Lakes when she sings “not without my muse” is very soft.
Taylor gives a pride speech.
“It's the most beautiful experience for me to look out into the crowds on this tour. I’m looking out, I’m seeing so many individuals who are living authentically and beautifully. This is a safe space for you, this is a celebratory space. One of the things that makes me feel so prideful is getting to be with you and watching you interact with each other being so loving and so thoughtful and so caring. and so being with you during Pride month, getting to sing the words to “you need to calm down” - can you just not step on HIS gown, shade never made anybody less gay, and you guys are SCREAMING those lyrics in such solidarity, such support of one another. such encouraging and beautiful acceptance and peace and safety. and I wish that every place was safe and beautiful for people in the LGBTQ community. I really wish that. Because we can't talk about Pride month without talking about pain. right now, and recently and in recent years there have been so many harmful pieces of legislation that have put queer people and the LGBTQ community at risk. It's painful for everyone, every ally, every loved one, every person in these communities. That's why I’m always posting this is when the midterms are, this is when key primaries are. ‘Cause we can support as much as we want during pride month but if we aren’t doing our research on these elected officials - are they advocates, allies, protectors of equality? I love you guys so much and happy Pride month and I just love you; I really do.”
She also talks about her love for Girl In Red, and that she knows all the lyrics.
Taylor posts Mexican tour dates, right after Dianna posts about shooting The Chosen One in Mexico.
Someone leaks the back of Speak Now Taylor’s Version so Taylor reveals it.
People (Tree’s preferred mag) claim it was only ever casual and the media blew it up, as if they didn’t confess their love for each other on stage and leak reports that they were moving in together.
Page Six, “Everyone who really knows her has been saying all along that this was a fun, good time thing that would last as long as it lasted and would be no big deal once it was done,” an insider told us... “It’s all stupid,” they said of the media frenzy surrounding the former couple. “She will not be writing albums about this one. It was a summertime thing. Does everyone have amnesia about Tom Hiddleston? Jesus Christ.” The insider further noted that Swift “can’t have a good time with anyone without the press marrying her off to them.” “Then when she moves on, they have to basically have her file for divorce,” they added. “She’s allowed to let off some steam and sew [sic] her oats afterwards without people claiming first that she’s ‘head over heels’ and then that she’s ‘breaking up’ with the guy. It’s not a breakup. It’s a natural evolution of a fun little thing whose moment is over.”
Enty is always claiming people don’t care about NDA’s yet it’s rare anything comes of it.
Taylor blows a kiss to the audience reminiscent of the one Dianna did during her “Hi Taylor” moment.
Dianna references Mr. Rogers in the caption for her upcoming Vogue cover.
(Mr. Rogers was well known for using 143 and one of the pins Taylor wore in the Lover era easter eggs)
The reel includes this gif of Dianna, short circuiting the brains of all her sapphic fans.
Daisies.
TaylorNation tagged Taylor in the rainbow, and Dianna made a new “Waltz for Debby” playlist.
A snippet of an unreleased Reputation vault song apparently from 2015 is leaked on twitter.
“You know that love is a drug, you can’t just leave when you’ve fallen in love and now I see what it’s done”
While introducing Betty, Taylor said “Long Story Short her name was Betty”
Dianna makes a new playlist full of songs about missing her girl.
She also adds to her Manhattan playlist.
Dianna’s wearing a snake ring.
She’s wearing a red dress and all the lights turn red during her Maroon performance.
Dianna’s friend Babs attends the Eras tour in LA
For the first time all tour (and maybe any tour), Taylor doesn’t make a post thanking LA for having her.
Dianna updates her ON THE ROAD AGAIN playlist to add “Soul Brother” which is 3:41 long.
She’s got the brightest smile and her eyes aren’t cut out of the cover anymore. 🥹
Derek posts about shipping.
The movie is about lesbian besties starting a fight club to get girls.
Dianna congratulates them on one of (the bride, and her former co-star) Margaret Qualley’s posts.
It might also be a jab at Karlie for leaving her newborn to go to Taylor’s last show in the USA.
After no post in LA, Taylor performs I Forgot That You Existed, a song we’d suspected was about Karlie.
One of Taylor’s dancers wears an 86 patch. Dianna’s birth year.
Taylor doubles down on IFTYE with a post show post including “UNFORGETTABLE”. The shade!
WIWS gets anon about Dianna being backstage at some shows. It’s most likely someone trolling but I’m temporarily adding it to this in progress timeline to see if anything comes of it.
Owned by Dianna’s friend Kyle, and speculated to be invested in by Dianna.