Fully Showcased(88 ish)

Harper the laundry hamper- voiced by Laura bailey. Shown in the announcement trailer before getting dual showcase vid with Dirk
Dirk the Dirty laundry/Clarence the clean Laundry-voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch. Shown in the announcement trailer before getting dual showcase vid with harper.(Clarence form revealed in the preorder trailer assuming it’s dirk when he’s clean clothes)

Freddy yeti the fridge-shown in the announcement trailer before getting his own showcase vid. Voiced by Fred tatasciore

Dorian the door-shown off on the on producer robbie daymond’s twitter and in the second release date trailer before getting showcase video, voiced by ben starr

Chairemi the chair- teased in the announcement trailer before getting her own showcase, voiced by cherami leigh

Jean loo pissior the toilet- teased in the announcement trailer before getting his own showcase vid. Voiced by max mittelman

“Martin applegate”/Sinclair the sink-teased in the announcement trailer before getting showcase video.voiced by nick thurston

Kristoff the crosstrainer-possibly teased in the announcement trailer before he got a showcase video. Voiced by troy baker

Fantina the fan- teased in the announcement trailer before getting a showcase video. Voiced by mica burton

Rebel the rubber ducky-shown in several trailers before getting showcase video. Voiced by Amanda hufford

Dolly the dustbunny-shown at the end of the announcement trailer before getting her own showcase video. Voiced by Erica lindbeck

Tyrell the towel-shown in the indie world showcase before getting his own showcase vid.Voiced by gabe kunda

The Hank(s) the wire hangers-Shown off on twitter and the box art before getting their own showcase vid.Voiced by robbie daymond

Bathsheba the bath-shown in the first release date trailer before getting her own showcase short. Voiced by Anjali Bhimani

Beau the cardboard box-showcased in the 12 days of datemas twitter thingy.Voiced by ashley johnson

Abel the table-shown in the release trailer before being showcased in twitter 12 days of datemas (im keeping the other 12 days of datemas characters in the fully showcased category cause unless another one of them gets a showcase short like Able im counting them as being showcased already through the 12 days event). Voiced by steve blum


Prissy plastique the (probably plastic) potted plant-showcased during the 12 days of datemas. Voiced by Kiera please

Tony the toolbox-showcased during the 12 days of datemas. Voiced by roger craig smith

Tina the Musical Triangle-showcased during the 12 days of datemas.Voiced by grey DeLisle

Monique the wallet-showcased during the 12 days of datemas.voiced by Judy alice lee

Curt and rod the curtain and rod-showcased during the 12 days of datemas.voiced by David Morales & Jacquis Neil

Beverly the bar cart-showcased during the 12 days of datemas.voiced by marisha ray

Daisuke the dishes- shown on the steam page before being showcased in the 12 days of datemas.Voiced by Daisuke Tsuji

Sophia the safe-showcased during the 12 days of datemas.voiced by Laura post

Washerford the washer-showcased during the 12 days of datemas alongside drysdale.voiced by David sobolov  

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Drysdale the dryer-Showcased during the 12 days of datemas alongside washford. Voiced by Neil newbon

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Holly the holiday decorations box-showcased during the 12 days of datemas.voiced by Brianna knickerbocker

Winnifred the water heater-shown on twitter.voiced by Debra wilson

XXXSHADOWLORD420XXX the concept of darkness-Shown on twitter.Voiced by Aleks Le

Vaughn trap the mouse trap-shown on twitter. Voiced by dana snyder

Tydus andromache the laundry detergent-shown on twitter.Voiced by allegra clark

The Sassy chap the personification of the development team-shown on twitter and at the end of the second reveal trailer.Voiced by Adam croasdell

Florence the floor- shown on twitter. voiced by anne yatco

Barry styles the beauty supplies- shown on twitter. Voiced by Nick wolfhard

Chance the d20- shown on twitter before getting showcase video.Voiced by matthew mercer

Diana the diary-shown on twitter.Voiced by Erika Harlacher

Stepford the trophy display-Shown on twitter.Voiced by JP Karliak

Scandelabra the Candelabra-Shown in several trailers before getting showcase video.Voiced by ray chase

Maggie the Magnifying glass-Shown subtly in several trailers before getting showcase short. Voiced by Ali Hillis

Penelope the office supplies-went from a silhouette in some trailers to being Given a showcase video.Voiced by Aimee Carrero

Mitchell Linn the leftovers-shown in freddy’s showcase video before getting short of his own.Voiced by J michael tatum

Ben-wha the [censored]-named dropped on twitter and teased through a silhouette from the announcement trailer before getting showcase video.Voiced by Erika ishii

Luke nuke’m the microwave-teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting his own showcase vid.Voiced by travis willingham

Jerry the junk drawer-Shown in a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting showcase short on twitter.Voiced by Damien Haas

Sam the Human-Shown in the second release date trailer before getting showcase short, confirmed by ray chase to be the token human character also not counted in the 100 dateable objects.Voiced by Emily Axford.

Airyn the AIr-shown on the ign page before getting showcase short.Voiced by Mary Elizabeth McGlynn

Dishy the DIshwasher-talked about in a gamesradar interview before getting his own showcase video(i’ve seen some people theorise that progressing through his storyline will result in him shedding his corporate mask and taking on a more humanoid appearance, i’m not sure if i believe it but it is something to note).Voiced by Eric Bauza 
Betty the bed-briefly shown in the announcement trailer during the big scroll and on the ign page before getting showcase short.Voiced by Mela lee
Cabrizzio the kitchen cabinet- Shown in the announcement trailer before getting showcase video.Voiced by Sonny Onorati

Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado the air conditioner/HVAC system-Shown in the first reveal trailer before getting showcase short. Voiced by Christian Navarro

Mac the computer-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting showcase short.Voiced by Regan Linton

Parker bradley the board game-shown on the steampage before getting showcase video.Voiced by Brennan lee mulligan

Duncan “Dunk” Shuttlecock the sports equipment-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting showcase short.Voiced by Alejandro saab

Bobby pinn the bobby pin- Shown in the indie showcase trailer and the end of the announcement trailer before getting showcase short.Voiced by Carolina Ravassa
Bodhi Windbreaker the homemade 80s time capsule-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting a showcase short. Voiced by Steven booth

Artt the painting-teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting showcase short.Voiced by Keythe Farley
 
Arma the smoke alarm-Teased through a silhouette in the dex-a-dex and mentioned in the games description on the website as well as a number of interviews before getting showcase short.Voiced by Erica mendez
Amir the mirror-shown in the art at the end of the announcement trailer and the indieworld showcase trailer before getting showcase short.Voiced by Pej Vahdat

Doug your overwhelming sense of existential dread- Shown in the announcement trailer before getting showcase short.Voiced by SungWon Cho/Prozd.

All Date Everything Characters Revealed This Week

I,ronaldini the ironing board-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting showcase short(Unclear if the ”I” is apart of his name or just how he introduces himself).Voiced by Josh dean

Dasha the desk-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting showcase video.Voiced by courtenay taylor

Cameron “Trash cam” the trash can-shown in several trailers and the art at the end of the announcement trailer before getting showcase video.Voiced by adam mcarthur
 
Daemon the glitches themselves/👎︎♏︎♏︎■︎♋︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♎︎❒︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♏︎❒︎✍︎(?)-mentioned on twitter on the delay announcement post and in the gamerant interview before getting a showcase short (okay i have several theories here cause during his showcase short daemon switched to a different voice and introduced himself as “Deenah the dresser”,there are three possibilities as to what's going on here, the least likely of which is Deena the dresser is a real dateable and Daemon will kinda impersonate the other dateables occasionally trying to figure out who it is i say unlikely cause all the bedroom dateables have been figured out and none of the remaining unrevealed silhouettes seem like they would be a dresser named Deena, possibility 2 is that Daemon was once Deena the dresser but the character was scrapped during the development which resulted in it becoming Daemon with only fragmented memories of who he once was, the final possibility is that daemon is an amalgamation of not just all the glitches but all the character who were cut during production whose cut lines he will occasionally say)(Daemon is placed within the bedroom dateables section of the date-a-dex next to Diana which would lend credence to the theory they were once Deena the dresser who was either deleted from the game leaving only Daemon behind as a shell of once was or Deena wasnt deleted but instead somehow got corrupted by the glitches and became Daemon, with their code now struggling to stay stable and Daemon trying remember what he is. If we wanna guess even darker maybe the glitches killed Deena and are now impersonating them). Voiced by John Patneaude
Connie soul/Luna the Game console-shown in the gamescon interview before being shown in the second release trailer and then getting her own showcase short(Now her appearance in the second release date trailer and the demo has her named Luna but her showcase short and teh credits calls her connie so something is up there,My theory is that since we were playing a game she takes on the name of characters in the games she runs, so when playing moonsurgence the resurgence she takes on the role of Luna. And shes connie when shes not playing a game)She also mentions timeline fluctuations which might be tied to the video games she can run or even the save file mechanic of the actual game so perhaps her name changes whenever the “timeline fluctuates”, Like she's the only character aware of when an older save gets reloaded)(Okay given the toaster name situation it could also be that Connie was just her name in older builds of the game before it got changed).Voiced by Shelby young

Farya the first aid kit-teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting a showcase video.Voiced by Zehra Fazal

Eddie and Volt the electricity-shown in several trailers before getting their own showcase short(their relationship to each other is said to be unknown,Their very similar outfits would seem to perhaps indicate they are related. like, Curt and rod also share the same date-a-dex slot with each other so they could just be good friends like them but curt and rod have different outfits from each other so I think there’s something different going on with volt and eddie since they share a voice actor.my two theories are that they are either siblings or it’s a jekyll and Hyde situation where they share the same body which is the one I’m leaning towards given volt says that he’s never met the player in the short and also it would be weird to be in poly relationship with siblings.Also volt’s dialogue box is open when eddie is one screen in one screenshot)(although there’s scene in the first release trailer where they are standing next to each other at the same time and talking about performing together. So maybe either they get split into their own bodies at some point or Eddie is the background because they are talking back and forth in the same body).Voiced by jonah scott

Johnny splash-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex and a mention in the dorian video before getting his own showcase video.Voiced by Robbie daymond

Friar errol the air fryer-shown in the gamescom interview before getting showcase short.Voiced by Liam o’brien
Hero Hime-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex and a poster on the wall of the house before getting showcase short.Voiced by stephanie sheh

Keith the keys-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting showcase short. Voiced by Christian Lanz

Henry hoove the vacuum cleaner- show in the announcement trailer and tweeted about by voice actor before getting showcase video, voiced by zeno robinson

Gaia the model globe-shown in the first release date trailer before getting showcase short.Voiced by Oz ryan

Koa the couch-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before being teased through the new official art released on taybuni’s twitter and then finally in the demo followed by a showcase short.Voiced by Moses goods

Captain Jacques Pierrot the ship in a bottle-design found briefly in the gamescon interview and the first release date trailer before getting showcase short.Voiced by JB Blanc

Kopi the Coffee machine-mentioned by Able during his showcase video before featuring in the demo and then getting a showcase short.Voiced by Dom Dinh

Lux the Lamp-teased in the announcement trailer and shown on the ign page before getting showcase short.Voiced by Michael lorz

Lyric the embodiment of literature-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before being teased in the cast list reveal short and then finally shown in the demo before getting showcase short.Voiced by ray chase
Mateo Manta-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting teased in the cast list reveal short and then getting a showcase short.Voiced by Ben Balmaceda

Miranda Dulce Tostadora-Shown in the announcement trailer and the scandalabra video before getting showcase short.Voiced by Cristina vee

Lady Memoria the concept of memories-seen as a silhouette on the steam page roll before being shown in the second release date trailer and then getting her own showcase short.Voiced by Colleen clinkerbeard

Phonica the phone-teased in the announcement trailer and shown in the first release date trailer before getting showcase short.Voiced by LaNisa frederick

Rainey the record player-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before being teased in full in the preorder trailer before getting showcase short. Voiced by jenelle randall

Mikey Transaction the microtransactions-Teased through the Lavish Dlc/Lavish edition version of the game before getting showcase short.Voiced by max mittleman

Reggie/Regina the concept of rejection-shown in the indieworld showcase before getting showcase short.Voiced by Bill butts

Timothy timepiece the cat clock-shown at the end of the announcement trailer and in the indieworld showcase before getting showcase short.Voiced by bryce papenbrook

Textbox-chan the text box-shown in the indieworld showcase trailer before getting showcase short.Voiced by suzie Yeung

Shelly the shelf-the first dateable aside from Skylar shown in the announcement trailer. Before getting showcase short. Voiced by abby trott

Teased(14 ish)

Skylar specs the dateviators-Introduced at the very beginning of the announcement trailer and serving as the mascot of the game.Voiced by Felicia day

Wyndolyn the window-shown off during the indieworld showcase trailer.Voiced Kari Wahlgren as revealed in the cast list short

Date Everything Delayed to Best Possible Release Date

Teddy the teddy bear-teased in the announcement trailer and before being in the demo.Voiced by Charlie wes

Mayor Celia the ceiling-shown in chairemi’s showcase video(mayor might just be her title and not included in her name)Voiced by Julia Mcilvaine as revealed in the cast list short

Lucinda lavish the Deluxe edition of the game-shown on twitter in a meme post and then revealed as the deluxe edition character on the game listing.Voiced by Sarah Natochenny as revealed in the cast list short

River the water- shown in several trailers.Voiced by marcy edwards

Dante the fireplace- revealed in a gamerant interview.voiced by dante bascodate-everything-dante-character-reveal

Telly the television-show in the gamescon interview.Voiced by Issac robinson as revealed in the cast list short

Wallace the walls-Shown in the smash or pass short before being shown again in the second release date trailer.Voiced by Ray chase as revealed in the cast list short

Stefan the stove-Revealed by his voice actor on their instagram.Voiced by Marcus Brown

Keyes the piano-shown in the announcement trailer and by her voice actress on twitter and her website.Voiced by joy ofodu

Wilhelmina “Willi” Work the embodiment of Work-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before getting a small tease in the new official art released on taybuni’s twitter before featuring in the demo.Voiced by Mara Junot

Rongomaiwhenua the geode-Teased through a silhouette in the dex before being shown in the preorder trailer.Voiced by Tameka vahatua(Now judging by her name and voice actor im almost certain this has to be the island relic scandelabra mentions is buried under the house but her placement amongst the office dateables is making me question whether that is the case, i mean there doesn't appear to be a geode in the office usually so we will have to wait and see)

Stella the stairs-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex before featuring in the demo.voiced by nancy inari

Zoey bennett the ghost-Teased through a silhouette in the date-a-dex and a name confirmation on the discord before having her design revealed through screenhype article(small theory but judging by her old school design she might have been the one to create the time capsule that bodhi embodies).Voiced by Ashley burch

Unknown

Unknown folks in promotional art-I havent played through tydus’s demo stuff so perhaps the little tidepod groupies show up there but as far as i know their names appear to be unknown(as well as their voice actors because i doubt they are lauren ipsum, perhaps the cast list did not include them because we know its slightly outdated). As for the other 5 unknowns(the two pairs kissing and the one creeping) i have a theory they may be our human npcs like sam, creep is giving tinfoilhat energy(okay loooks like the men kissing are David and Franklin as confirmed by the concept art. Sam and Tom are the other couple and the groupies are the pods

  • Unknown number Bonus-Shown in opening of the first release date trailer. 30 percent sure it's a really blurry Artt in a different pose(or a really blurry celia).Could be a napkin. Ninja napkin would be rad so i hope they’re a separate character but probably not cause then they would be number 103(the only evidence i have against the blurry Artt theory is the lack of painting in hand,a lack of apparent greenery and the fact they look to be wearing some sort of cape but they are pure white like artt is so who knows)(Possible names if real:willi,isolde or lauren ipsum.Placeholder text ninja would be rad actually)(i think the dream may be dead sadly)

Unconfirmed

Unconfirmed image-shown on themarioaddict’s twitter but i’m unsure about the source so putting it here until then. It's very likely jerry cause of the lightbulb but im unsure why he’s glowing and what's up with his hair(My theory is that this is from the MCM comic con which is very hard to find footage of and that this is a very early test version of the game since the background looks super unfinished)

Other possibilities

-diploma in the hallway?(might be part of artt)

-the corkboard in the office?(confirmed to be part of Penelope)

-they take time out of the second release date trailer to show a desk drawer with a cassette tape,some playing cards,a stress ball,a puzzle piece and a monopoly dog game piece(confirmed everything in the desk is Jerry)

-fruit bowl(confirmed as a dateable in a dexerto article(confirmed to be Mitchell in the demo)

-Chicken shaped egg timer(most likely a pet character like sudsy and a companion to stefan)(confirmed in demo)

-henry david throw the throw pillow(referenced during a chairemi acting scene on steam so might just be made up for the bit)

-wastepaper basket in the office(confirmed as cam in the demo)

-Colonel furnace(referenced in the Luke showcase video as his superior officer so he might just be a backstory character we don't see which would be fitting)

-Hairdryer(seems plausible, or something hair related like a brush)(a vice interview seems to confirm that barry styles is also our comb so that's a no go on any hair stuff)

-toothbrush?(confirmed in anime central panel though there isn't any more silhouettes it could seemingly be so maybe part of barry styles)(confirmed to be part of Barry in the demo)

-Cigar(at the beginning of the Johnny splash video on top of a dresser in the hallway there’s a box with what appears to be a cigar in it. And there’s a name in the cast list named ciggy. But I’m not sure this is a dateable character since there doesn't appear to be any silhouettes left it oculd be)(unable to confirm as the box doesn't appear in the demo)

-The house itself(seems like a fitting final secret dateable, but in my opinion I would prefer something cooler)

-the island relic hidden under the house mentioned by scandalabra- i think this is the one they mentioned in an interview is voiced by a pacific islander woman/is a pacific islander and is Rongomaiwhenua

Latest calculations have the numbers at 102 dateables(Including the dlc ones) so we have all the dateables revealed!

THE CAST LIST NAMES

The full cast list has been revealed(or atleast most of it has some names they are saving up their sleeves) and with it several names we are going to try and determine if they are a dateable or just a side character in a dateables story.(UPDATE ray chase has said in a comment that the cast list shown in the short was an older version so there may be aspects like names that are outdated and have been changed, such as the case for The toaster being listed as panchita instead of miranda.So from this point forward the only fully reliable sources for names and voice actors will be the character showcases at least until the game is out)

-Lauren ipsum(Voiced by Allegra clark)(This is a play on lorem ipsum which is a placeholder text. At the end of the second release date trailer sassy chap goes “placeholder text? Where? Let me at it!” which makes me believe that Lauren ipsum is a character in sassy’s story)

-Smokalicious and Smokonio(Voiced by Carolina revassa and Dana synder)(judging by their names i imagine these are character in arma’s story and are smoke, they could also be related to dante)

-Mickey,Marco, Michael(Voiced by Amanda Hufford.Julia mcilvaine and Max mittleman)(Unclear what they are but they are maybe a group)(Mackayla may also be involved)(one of them might be Mac’s computer mouse pet, maybe Mackayla)(I have a theory down below that they are all connected to mikey transaction)

-Franklin lieste(Ben Diskin)(I thought this would be our book but now that’s confirmed as lyric I’m not so sure. Maybe it’s another candidate for tinfoilhat? Or another human character)

-Timmy(voiced by bryce papenbrook)(judging by them sharing a voice actor i believe this is a character related to timothy timepiece, given their very similar names they could be related or timmy could be what he's called in flashbacks if the dateables were ever children)(could be a sibling that would be interesting)(okay from comments this could also just be what Timothy is called at certain times of the day)
-Tom(voiced by Issac robinson-smith)(Our manager at our job at valdivian before we get replaced as shown on the steam page)

-David most(voiced by Jamieson price)(The name of the nepo baby ceo/boss of valdivian)

-Clarence(voiced Johnny yong bosch)(confirmed in the preorder trailer to be dirk when hes clean clothes)(i mean less likely its his twin but i don't think so)

-Ciggy(voiced by Julia Mcilvaine)(Probably some sort of cigarette but i dont think its a separate dateable since they share a voice with celia, probably a character in arma’s story since it creates smoke)(the name ciggy does sound like a pets name tho, like sudsy)

-Isolde(Voiced Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)(judging by the naming scheme and her sharing a voice with Airyn, I think they are connected, isolde is an old high germanic word for ice so maybe they are undateable ice characters. I've had a long standing theory about Airyn and river having some sort of situationship so perhaps isolde is like, a fusion of the two)(or occam's razor it's just someone related to Airyn, like a sister or something)

-Instaglam moderator(Voiced by Michael lorz)(very clearly just a character in lux’s story)

-Jeremy from valdivian(voiced by nick thurston)(name speaks for itself)

-Ballcock(Voiced by ray chase)(not sure but is most likely related to Jean loo since a ballcock is a term for part of the mechanism of a toilet)

-Mackayla(voiced by Amanda hufford and regan linton)(not sure what they are but they have two different voice actors so something is going on here. Might be connected to the M trio)

-Nekoboru(Voiced by robbie daymond)(Judging by their name. With neko being japanese for cat. i am almost certainly this is the little tennis ball cat companion that appears on the backhanded tendency poster and they are the magical animal companion of Hero Hime)

-Val 9000(Voiced by Shelby Young)(Judging by the Hal 9000 reference and tom mentioning it on the steam page this is the AI that replaced us at our job)(some have suggested they are our enemies to lovers/late game bonus dateable which could be fun if true)

-Gerald dabrowski(voiced by sungwon cho)(i swear i remember seeing this name before but i can't remember where. Another candidate for tinfoilhat and the funniest option to me(okay the voice in the demo wasn’t prozd so now I have no idea who tinfoilhat is,maybe franklin)(i think maybe gerald is one of the people with interact with in customer service at the start of the demo)(identity of tinfoil is either franklin or gerald and i'm leaning towards franklin atm)

Isolde and ciggy appear to be missing from big promo image from voicetraxwest video but its hard to look at so they might be in there somewhere

(the M names are our biggest mystery rn what's there deal, maybe one of them mac’s mouse and one is Jacques pet but i don't think any of those names fit a pirate.OH out there theory, since mikey transactions description says “we’ve gacha covered” what if Mikey’s gimmick is that he alternates between characters every time you use the dateviators on them, like its got a pseudo gacha mechanic that determines which iteration of the transaction dateable shows up and the M names in the list are the different iterations, i'm not sure why mackayle has two voices actors if this is the case but if i'm gonna make a stretch maybe its a joke about two different versions of the same character being treated as different rarities, like one of the mackayla’s is the super rare ultra version)(Mickey,Michael, Marco and Makayla transaction)(I THINK I'M ONTO SOMETHING THE IMAGE LISTS THE CHARACTER AS MIKEY BUT THE ESHOP DESCRIPTION LISTS THEM AS MICHAEL)(okay mikey’s showcase short makes mention of a family so the other options is that these are all his family members)

(a vg247 article makes mention of the game having approx 102/102+ dateable characters im assuming the + is referring to sam)

Anime central panel notes(huge thank to pigtailsandwrestlingboots for providing footage)

-characters have collectibles, around 3-5 usually though one character has 37. You can miss these

-physical release in August!!