BlueSky Copypastas
Howdy! Welcome to Jove’s Copypasta Doc, an archive of some of the most quotable skeets of Bluesky’s early history.[1] This list is by no means complete and certainly not perfect, but it is governed by a set of guiding and organizing principles, which are as follows:
Each entry has a number and a title to assist use. The title is usually just an entry’s first few words, though this is not always the case. They are my own additions, and were not part of the original post. The numbering system for entries is as follows:
Headings have also been added to the document to allow for quicker, more targeted browsing. Of particular interest are sections 1.X.X.X (infamous posts, replies, and miscellany), 2.2.2.X (malleable confrontational replies) and 3.X.X.X (shit that only I care about). I hope that the document is useful and, more importantly, enjoyable to you. Have fun, be kind, and love.
1.1.1.0 Hey Lovely!
hey lovely! there's been some drama with people thinking i'm racist or whatever. i don't really care if they're saying/thinking that because at the end of the day all while people we're raised in society and probably say or do racist things.
1.1.1.7 Today Is My Birthday
Today is my birthday and I'm not asking for anything, I am definitely not asking for forgiveness. But I would like to explain my actions.
Again I am not asking for forgiveness but a little understanding.
1.1.1.27 Sometimes I get accused
Sometimes I get accused of being secretly fash or conservative; why in the fuck would I keep that secret?
Do you have any idea how much money I could make today, right now, if I switched teams?
I have contacts that could get me on Newsmax TONIGHT. I could have a place with my own bathroom TOMORROW.
1.1.1.27a Grinch Variant
Sometimes I am accused of being secretly the Grinch; why the fuck would I keep that secret?
Do you have any idea how much $ I could make today, right now, if I switched teams?
I have contacts that could get me into the Whovians houses RIGHT NOW. I could post my ass right now- rob Whovians TOMORROW
1.1.1.36 The Pass
I was forcibly given The Pass once and I didn’t even want it (a black neighbor/friend got tired/frustrated of hearing my self censoring when I was quoting people or music that used the word).
Still refused. I’m that certain kind of geeky white person that just RUINS the word if it passes my lips.
1.1.1.36a Trans Variant
I was forcibly given the Tranny Pass and I didn't even want it (a trans neighbor/friend got tired/frustrated of hearing my self censoring when I was quoting posters or music that used the word).
Still refused, I'm the certain kind of geeky cis person that just RUINS the word if it passes my lips
1.1.1.67 Re: Skeets
Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick
The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term
How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?
1.1.1.77 Dramatic Irony
i will never get caught trying to awkwardly slide into someone's dms. my move to wait until they get so frustrated at me missing the signals that they just point blank ask "so when are you going to dm me already??"
1.1.1.95 Dramatic Irony, Cont’d
i logged on to bluesky dot com tonight to bitch about production making us do a walking lunch back to back nights, only to see women and femmes once again calling out creepy dudes while men use the whole thing as an opportunity to riff. cut it out!!!
1.1.1.96 Slutty Mario
Slutty Mario is still possible if people want it bad enough
1.1.1.101 Goodnight, Sweet Chris
alright folks been real. understand why people would be uncomfortable, so I'll dip. Met a lot of good people on here, dm me if you care to. ✌️
1.1.1.106 I'm not a real Christian
I'm not a real Christian
But l'm the proxy-Christian for these crybullies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
1.1.1.141 Built like a linebacker
I'm not afraid of any of these dorks that come out of nowhere to be racist at me. I weigh 325 and I'm built like a linebacker, they can literally only talk shit behind a computer
1.1.1.147 Bluesky elders
Serious post - I've seen seen bluesky elders in every cluster be mass harassed by small accounts the past couple days.
Something has gotten very out of control, and I see every marginalized group being majorly at risk here rn
1.1.1.162 Posting > self immolation
weird to me that we recognize self immolation as an extreme act of protest but somebody intentionally terminates an account by breaking the rules to point call attention to an injustice and it's disregarded as irrational
it's way lower stakes, and further participation is often self harm ime
1.1.1.172 This racism better NEVER happen again
My friend apologized! She isn't that horrible as you all think.
It was certainly shocking to me, but my white friend is not a big racist.
She was just really angry and she normally isn't this awful.
She is usually a very good person.
Dear god though this racism better NEVER happen again.
1.1.1.173 My friend’s not racist, BUT
My friend is usually a good person. Really!
Like fucking hell that was so incredibly racist because l've seen racist white people say that shit to me.
Yet my friend really isn't anywhere near as racist as she looks.
I know a lot of people won't forgive her right away.
1.1.1.191 Violating copyright and peoples privacy rights
well i fucked up really badly earlier by violating copyright and peoples privacy rights and now seen to have been blocked by half of trans Bluesky for my sins even though i've deleted the post in question *sigh*
1.1.1.197a[3] everyday i ask for many titty and 0 zero racism
and everyday i get many racism and 0 titty
b if you were a true ally, you'd show me them titties
c don't talk to me about racism anymore
talk to me about videogames
or swords
or big fat titties and asses
d i'm so goddamned high
and i want to see the girls
maybe a butt... titties…
you get me, right
e everyday i am harangued by white women and i don't even get to see any titties for my troubles
1.1.1.210 My online domme lives in Israel
My online domme lives in Israel.
Because she's so stressed about living next to a war zone, I haven't properly gotten off since October 7th. CEASE FIRE NOW!
I just want everyone to come together in peace. Me in particular.
(Not trying to be flip. It's just such a ridiculous situation to be in.)
1.1.1.214 Conceptually trans
i have a more fluid position than folks here seem willing to grasp. which is kinda amusing. you might even call it conceptually trans.
1.1.1.215[4]
is that your girl?
Weird because she asked for sippies
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use code CORNDAD on the taco bell app today for a free small Baja Blast
1.1.2.4 I…I Don’t Know What to Say,
I... I don't know what to say, I'm embarrassed and mortified at myself. I never intended to upset anyone. I don't know what to do other than reevaluate how I interact and beg for forgiveness. I'm so so sorry to everyone
1.1.2.37 Ratios
It’s adorable that you consider this a ratio. I’ve survived ratios on Twitter by people anyone has heard of. This is quaint.
1.1.2.46 Julio Wayne
Hello, I’m Julio Wayne. Honestly, you have a very lovely profile and I wish to know you. I will be glad if we can talk on my Google chat Juliowaynecaser@gmail.com, am looking forward to meet you but if you consider it to impropriety, am sorry 🙏 thank you
1.1.2.59 Litigating The Contraption
So when you said “let’s put this gut into a contraption that would physically injure or kill him,” you were joking and it’s ok
But when he made an equally asinine comment about toenails, that was not ok
The churlishness puritanism here… Not everyone has to agree but civility would be nice
1.1.2.56 Unfuckable Guy Speaks
It was probably the wrong post to comment on. I didn’t see what was offensive. I still don’t.
It is worth noting, how my bio has been posted. I’ve been belittled, called unfuckable, beastiality jokes, all by the same people who seem offended by this sign.
The hatred is shocking.
1.1.2.51 Bluesky Elder, Revisited
Wait does this site really think that I, who was a bluesky elder weeks before “bluesky elder” happened, don’t know what I’m talking about? Quelle horreur
My only apology is going to be to my churlishness grammatical error which I now think is an insta classic.
1.1.2.70 Re: Re: Skeets
Actually, yes, sorry, it IS ok to complain about using that word.
Absolutely inappropriate word. I'm with Jay on this.
Aside from anything else, it implies only men can post, as women can't produce semen.
1.1.2.80 From a sort of molecular level
Essentially, if I were to try to describe how I see the situation from a sort of molecular level, I feel that I'm seeing guarded individuals allow their anxiety to hide behind a label and then shouting that label to rally the actions of a wider audience of people.
1.1.2.84 LeVar Burton
Just gonna say that LeVar Burton *is* on Bluesky and y'all. Not cool during Black History Month.
1.1.2.94 Truck chat
would you like to join truck chat? we look after our own. you could use some shooters.
1.1.2.123 Humor in death
I don't think it's okay to call out people who look for humor in death.
Everyone copes differently. Often, when you're options are to laugh or cry we chose to laugh.
Also, I find death to be a perfectly natural, beautiful, part of life.
Tragic? Yes. Painful? Yes. But it's a part of who we are.
1.1.2.124 I own human bones
"I know people grieve in different way" but you'll disrespect them for it anyways.
Also, I'm one of those weirdos who decorates with bone and stuff. I own human bones as a matter of fact.
1.1.2.138[5] DM tn queen?
Would you like to DM? :o
Do you have a discord? We should DM. hehehe
Hey, pretty girl who is liking all my posts... you should DM me. Yes YOU!
Hey, DM me.
Speaking of gay... would you like to DM?
Would you like to DM and uhhh, network? For science? ~^
I have a lot of friends in tech, and in activism.
Do you have a discord or some way we could DM?
Do you have a way to DM other than Twitter?
Bennie, DM me, I will literally buy you a rice cooker right now.
👀👀👀
Seriously though, we should like, DM or something.
>_>
This platform DESPERATELY needs DMs. The fact that I have to expose my discord or other DM means publicly in order to network has really crippled my work lately.
I'll have to check them out. I see you're into more the metal side of Opeth than the prog, or am I off base there? haha
We should DM or something.
Don't know if you were looking to charm a girl tonight, but you have done so. We should DM. haha
Yes but I can no longer DM you! D:
Oooooh. :o DM? XD
I... can't comment. But if you have a way to DM, l'd love to have a chat. haha
Well, I'm not going to see them on your streams. haha.
We should DM more though, for real. Not just for tits, but for other things as well.
Got a discord I could DM you on? hehe
We should DM. :0
Got a discord wher I can DM you?
My plan for the next DM to you has been foiled.
It's okay. Hey, do you have a discord or a way we could DM?
lol what's your discord hon? This should be a DM. XD
♥
Can I DM you? Might be easier to explain.
do you have a way I can
DM you?
Wish I could DM you though...
Aye... I wrote a whole piece about that kind of "error loop" we get into called "The Bacon Story". Do you have a discord I could DM you on?
Got a discord I can drop you a DM?
do you have a discord I could DM you on?
I was thinking more of a DM type thing... but we'll start there. haha
Do you have a discord? I could explain what I'm talking about in a DM if you like
1.1.2.167 Self-own
Hi Kelly just following up to let you know it's been over a month since l've gone on this website. You can check. So maybe I'm not the one poisoned by online!
1.1.2.205 Dave i love you
dave i love you
i have seen everything
I saw your dick in postal
So I say rhis as a fan:
The ben Shapiro parody account was
NOT funny
1.1.2.206 My favorite subject
Oh, interracial marriage! My favorite subject. It's not bad for those who get married. It's bad for kids who will have to face all the beauty of xenophobia starting from kindergarten. Other than that, it's
OK.
1.1.3.112 A handsome asian man[6]
a handsome asian man with medium length hair sits on a large grayish beige couch in a vaguely roman-themed sunroom. he holds a large black mug in his hands, and looks out onto a lake. his right foot rests on a round glass coffee table. he is wearing a white barbie movie t-shirt that says "directed by greta gerwig" in pink candy-colored curlicued script, and navy blue shorts.
he is blissfully unbothered by niche microblog social media controversies
1.1.3.137[7] The best shitposter on bluesky
Also, and it's mostly funny, the phrase
"isn't it hot that you've got the best shitposter on bluesky as your sub" was said and lol, Imao
1.2.1.79 Silence is consent
My problem with many trans people is a genocide is going on right now & they aren't choosing sides.
So I'm halting all my trans support at the moment. I need to see more trans people in solidarity with me. For once. I've been there for them for decades. Now it's it's their turn. Silence is consent.
1.2.1.93 The Katie Tightpussy Rant
katie tightpussy is such a remorseless piece of shit and the fact that the loudest voices on this site pretend she's just a silly girl to shitpost with and not a genuine fucking threat to people's safety, it fills me with rage. Shame on her, and shame on anyone who continues to sanitize her image
1.2.1.125 Poetry is lazy
I mean, my hot take is that poetry is lazy.
You know what's actually difficult?
Expressing beautiful, poignant sentiments that are immediately decipherable within the bounds of established grammar.
1.2.1.193 Gonna level with folks
Gonna level with folks: If you constantly repost gofundmes from people I don't know, I'm gonna mute you. I can't help everyone, the tiny handful of people I can help are already chosen, and turns out the firehose of reminders that the world is full of suffering you can't fix really rags on you.
1.2.2.1 Do You Have Post Graduate Degrees?
Do you have post graduate degrees or Undergraduate degrees? You don't write or appear to think as though you do. Nothing wrong with not having them, but they are harder to get than it seems you realize. What do you do for the company and what does the company do?
1.2.2.1a Emoji Variant
Do you 🫵 have post graduate degrees 📜📜 or Undergraduate degrees📉? You don't write or appear to think 🧐 as though you do. Nothing wrong 🚫with not having them, but they are harder 😓 to get than it seems you realize‼️‼️. What do you do for the company 📈📈📊and what does the company📏🗃️ do?📎📄🖇️🖇️🗓️
1.2.2.1b Sex Variant
do you 🫵 have sex 🤙 with the company 🤌 of others ✌️ feel free 🖖 to not answer 🤘
1.2.2.9 Tsk tsk
Tsk tsk, you are missing an opportunity to make a coherent argument and sway public opinion. Our audience may conclude you are unable, either by lack of wit or evidence in your favor.
1.2.2.9a Uwu Variant
tsk tsk :3 u 🫵 r missing 😔 an oppawtunyity 💸📈to make 🔧 uwu a cohewent >.< awgument 👩⚖️and sway pubwic 😞 opinyion. ⭐ ouw audience 👨👩👦👦👩👩👧👧 may 🤔concwude u r >.< ✨🧚🏻💖 unyabwe 💩🚽 eithew by 😈 lack 👅🍭of wit ow evidence 🔎 in 👏 ur 🧿 favow. 🤷♀️
1.2.2.37 I’ve been with nearly 100 women
I've been with nearly 100 women.
Each one of them has been basically a completely different person one week of every month.
Do you deny that there is a huge hormonal imbalance when your cycle starts?
Why is this a controversial statement?
I deal with it, so why deny that reality?
1.2.2.38 The Only Reason
The only reason you know who I am is Bluesky, where I stand on the strength of my views and my background means nothing. You hate me because I have climbed in your head based on nothing but your faction's own ideological weakness. I am your lack of merit coming to haunt you.
1.2.2.38a Blue Balls Variant
The only reason you know who I am is blue balls, where I stand on the strength of my retention and my self-control means nothing. You hate me because I have cumbed in your head based on nothing but your faction's own ideological weakness. I am your lack of merit gooning to haunt you.
1.2.2.40 Mayo and Genocide
When you are so quick to say “I genuinely hate mayo” during an actual genocide but are silent about genocide, I get to call you a fucking idiot.
1.2.2.44 Come at me bro.
Come at me bro. I’m in Olympia, WA.
1.2.2.45 Gaza Tampons
That’s exactly what I am arguing.
Every box of tampons you send means that some child there can’t eat because only so much aid can get into Gaza.
So how many boxes of food would you sacrifice for feminine hygiene products?
1.2.2.49 White History Day
White History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is BIPOC, a woman or part of the 2SLGBTQIA+ or even someone who has a disability. You should reeveluate your white privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
1.2.2.49.a Chex Variant
Chex History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is gluten-intolerant, a snack-head or part of the NABISCO+ or even someone who has a trail mix. You should reevaluate your snack privilege Link. You never had to fight for your right to munch in society.
1.2.2.66 Six or more pack abs
I don't if you want to read this, going to say this anyway. Women needs to lower their expectations on what kind of guy they are looking for. Some of us guys don't have sport cars or a tripped out vehicles and some of us do not have 6 or more pack abs.
1.2.2.68 Ageist and Harmful
Disagree. Have you considered that this is ageist and harmful?
1.2.2.69 Why not debate children?
You debate adults. Why not debate children? What about children makes it so you don't want to debate them?
1.2.2.75 You're in breach of the BlueSky Community Guidelines
I believe you're in breach of the BlueSky Community Guidelines with that post, since you seem to be wishing a gruesome death upon me.
I've reported it and am very curious how BlueSky will respond. I expect that they will allow it…
1.2.2.82 So
So you hate all Palestinians?
1.2.2.107 Fuck me, then, huh?
like maybe one of the infuriating things is: *so what if I was*
What if I was an everyday Jesus-liking black american
Fuck me, then, huh? Just fuck me, I'm a piece of shit, and I did something to you, specifically?
1.2.2.111 Double Kill
THIS IS ABOUT U
1.2.2.114 I do not care to engage you
I do not care to engage you beyond hoping some folks who might wanna mock you will see this & do so before I block you,
1.2.2.115 In fairness, cuck
In fairness, cuck, the FBI definitely reads my posts on Bluesky and you people certainly do not hate genocide to any significant degree - your lifelong fantasies of what you would have done during the Third Reich as a shitlib are clearly just autofellatio.
Keep paying your taxes to the Pentagon!
1.2.2.119 I'm a grown-ass boring, white, cis father
I'm a grown-ass boring, white, cis father of 2 and I'm frankly embarrassed at myself for engaging this much already with this shit. So please spare me your condescension.
Satire, parody, trolling, I don't fucking care what you want to call it nor do I care if anyone finds him funny.
1.2.2.120 Perhaps you need to look in a mirror?
Um, I have my own insurance agency and work as an associate at a wine store.
I literally talk with dozens of people every day. Perhaps you need to look in a mirror? Don't want to be offensive but remember that this started because I paid you a compliment and you were offended.
1.2.2.121 Snottily lecturing a disabled elder
Yes, cite Biden's ADA actions please - this is news to me as well. Why are *you* snottily lecturing a disabled elder trans rights activist with AIDS who's fought for LGBTQ+ rights on the front lines for 38 years? Pls check your privilege at the door and ask again, politely and respectfully.
1.2.2.126 The logistics of dick and balls
Do you understand the logistics of dick and balls. Also, Nike has shorts as options for women. Jesus Christ people get upset at the silliest fucking things.
1.2.2.127 This is a sexist rant
No, I'm going full, this is a sexist rant. Full stop. Do you disagree? If so, are you capable of discussing it or are you just going to call me names and insult my penis as the woman you're defending just did?
1.2.2.131 Why are you trying to shame me?
You very obviously have no idea who I am, or why I live life unashamed. I have reveled in activities that you would run screaming from. My sins are my own, and frankly, I'm proud of a lot of them.
Why are you trying to shame me?
1.2.2.142 Who are you, exactly?
who are you, exactly?
I'm an academic with over 15+ years of experience, talking about academia online, like everyone else
I'm sorry if your mainstream liberalism has been offended, you live in a bubble
1.2.2.153 Sarcasm for dummies
i have over a million followers on social media because people hate me. checks out. similarly, nobody pays attention to you because your takes are *too* good
1.2.2.157 Let’s go motherfucker
Let go motherfucker, what you got? You sure you want to fight a man? Ever get your ass kicked by a 45 year old, bitch?
1.2.2.158 I am collared
I am collared and engaged to a Palestinian you dipshits. No, I can not fucking tag who. Ridiculous.
1.2.2.185 Abortions
i bet u were alive when they invented abortions. i bet u were the first attempt
1.2.2.190 Y'all are so fucking boring
y'all are so fucking boring. am i understanding correctly? am i meant to understand that y'all don't actually care about gender deconstruction? only about your own ability to become white girls and specifically and only that? answer carefully
1.2.2.194 You gotta hand it to ISIL
Holy shit, sorry for trying to praise an individual's good action without condemning every mistake ever made by this person I barely know anything about, my mistake, sorry
1.2.2.202 I take back everything that I said
i take back everything that i said, i really hope you and your whole family perish, i meant no disrespect by that but now i wish nothing but bad things to you i hope a bus run you over and your family get hit with the plague
1.2.2.203 Dentures, ass, etc.
put a denture in yo ass and go smile at some dicks
1.2.3.90a[8] Necrophilia
I would be fine and completely okay with someone having sex with my corpse, I would prefer it to be an act of worship and love rather than just an act of lust but I don't mind either.
b Good, bad, wrong, and right are terms that have different meanings depending on who you ask. I care more about harm, if something is harmful then it's bad, if it isn't then who cares.
If you go find a deer skull in the forest and decided to fuck it that is arguably less harmful than basic taxidermy
c Plus, it's my body not yours. If I wish to have it fucked, if I wish to have it cremated and turned into a gem, or if I wish to have it turned into art it's all my choice. If the proposed people with necro is "the dead person might experience anguish alive" then people like me do not fit that.
d You may find it gross or disgusting, but that is no a reason to make something illegal or to define it as wrong. Wrong should be for things that hurt others, if someone consents I see no problem with enjoying them as you also would do for somnophilia.
e It's not discourse, I have skulls and I have sex with them.
There is no material harm to something that is, for me specifically, and extremely spiritual and personal interaction. No different from when I offer my blood or something else of value.
f Sex should be a gift, it should be an act of worship, people see necro think we must simply want an object to be used and I think that's an unhealthy perspective for anyone to have. These aren't objects, but remains that would be forgotten without care and respect.
g Taking time out of one's day to clean a skull, to make sure it's in an important place, to sleep with and to kiss it is something that is shunned but for many it could be an extreme show of affection and spiritual connection. All sex should be somewhat spiritual, that's my personal view though.
1.3.1.63 Deranged Sociopaths
it goes to show you that even if some one makes 100000 really good posts in like 3 months theres still that tiny chance that theyre Deranged
Sociopaths
1.3.1.100 Slut Era
pourring one out for all the middle aged men who tried to enter their Slut Era after getting riled up by likes and rewteets
1.4.1.8 I’m Gonna Sit Down and Hear the Anti-Jai Crowd Out
One day I’m gonna sit down and hear the anti-Jai crowd out. I only say this because I’ve seen enough racism here to believe the Jai crowd has a MUCH stronger case. I’m very interested in seeing these Kiwi Farms receipts, and how Jai was involved in the murder of Bob Barker
1.4.1.60 Tranifest Destiny
This is where bluesky is going to be a really fun thing to see over the next couple years. Like when somethingawful was taken over and became something… so vastly different from the BYOB days in the 90/2000s.
I don;t want to use the phrase “Tranifest Destiny…” but it’s too late for that. 🖖
1.4.1.43 Restraining Orders
No woman currently has a restraining order out against me. Also, this is not the woman who previously had a restraining order out against me. However, she is one of the women who have tried and failed to get restraining orders against me
1.4.3.16 The Recipe
2 ¼ cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp baking soda
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
2 eggs
¾ cup light brown sugar, packed
¼ cup white sugar
2 tsp cinnamon
1 3.4 oz package of instant vanilla pudding
1 tsp vanilla extra
10 ounces white chocolate chips
6 ounces dried blueberries
2 cups rice cereal
2.1.1.33 Why Dark Souls Should Be Hard
I enjoy the feeling of being exceptional & implementing refined skillsets that I have developed w/ my own effort and dedication. Every time I encounter the feeling "This is frustrating me, I want to give up" mange to suppress it, and surpass my limitations, I feel something that can't be replicated
2.1.1.34 My Backstory
Yes. It's something I've found useful in my life for many different things. I was a sickly child who grew up with disability, who struggled in school and with socializing with others. Because I learned to push thru feelings of frustration, I've been able to strengthen myself,in many areas of my life
2.1.1.57 Benefit of the doubt
After tonight’s response, I see I fucked up. I am never, trust me, never going to try to understand the trans perspective again. I had no idea that the people who offended before me had used up any benefit of the doubt I may have been given.
2.1.1.179 I have a genius-level IQ
I have a genius-level IQ, a passing interest in politics, and Donald Trump was an idiot and a phony to me three decades ago-when I was a child.
2.1.1.182 Not all Cis comment apology
Hey Everyone
So, last night, while drunk, I made a "Not All Cis" comment
I won't make excuses, l'm just going to say that was incredibly stupid and inappropriate and try to move on so l can be a better friend to trans people.
I'm sorry to the person who's post I hijacked for my own dumb reasons
2.1.1.192 I've always wondered why i'd get canceled
well i've always wondered why i'd get canceled someday...jesus may forgive you but apparently Bluesky won't
2.1.1.211 Hypothetically, if I were George Floyd
Literally the only thing that kept me barely breathing at a point when I was (wrongfully) restrained was my undying effort to resist. If they had injected me with something while pressing a knee to my back and inhibiting my diaphragm as they were already doing, l would have been donezo.
2.1.2.18 Coward
😂😂😂😂 I’ve been mastering 10
People little boy. And they’ve all coward.
Try again. 🤡
2.1.2.23 It’s pretty damned annoying
It's a pretty damned annoying and frankly authoritarian thing to constantly try to tell other people how they're allowed to react to you and to try to claim control of your own public image.
2.1.2.61 For the record
(For the record I was gender dysphoric for like a year of insanity and have full respect for the trans community, before you make me out to be some awful man to take down… I just wanted to have fun and say my piece 🦋)
2.1.2.87 Useful Idiots
Oh, I have a hobby. I go online and try to stop "useful idiots" from spreading trollfarm content. Unfortunately, reason has left this thread, so I'm just seeing if there is at least one person who will see reason. I'll give up eventually.
2.1.2.145 Violence summons the beast
Violence summons the beast and then humanity is lost.
Seeing its potential, I only entertain the notion for the sake of teaching a valuable lesson, which is to say that enacting violence will lead to some form of figurative or even literal hell and if that's where you want to go, do what thou wilt.
2.1.2.165 Truth needs no such artifices
name calling bears no necessity and is logically fallacious... no one who resorts to such methods can claim to own the moral high ground... it's a self-defeating tactic... truth needs no such artifices…
2.1.2.174 Scrumpy knuckler from Pasadena
You gotta answer my questions first there, my little scrumpy knuckler from Pasadena... you sound like you have cronscrumfort convictions concerning cresptacious concecratiality
2.1.2.207 Do a fact check
To those who are blindly agreeing with else people: do a fact check.
You can no longer expect replies from me.
I will not participate in your freakout or so whatever.
Listen: re-read my first post. You'll understand that the accusations are senseless. I just want to have normal conversation.
2.2.1.15 Women Cheating
The "pro women cheating" gimmick cunts got on here is so embarrassing ngl
It's just the "ahaha girlboss💅 if men can get away with doing bad thing the girlies should do it too🤭💃" type shit
Idgaf if you got a fetish or whatever but if you actually think that should be chill you're a 15yr watpad writer
2.2.1.176 Music and objectivity
every song I don't like I can tell you why
if you can't tell me why, your opinion that it is a bad song has literally no basis and your opinion has no strength in any argument
2.2.1.209 I'm posting a new reply to this
Hardly believing this, but I'm posting a new reply to this.
Dear freakout-type-of-people: do not reply to my posts if you do not understand what are they about.
I'm here to chat with normal people, not the freakouts.
To freakouts: I didn't said anything of what you're accusing me.
2.2.2.2 Why Are You Trying to Drag “Knowing Things”
Why are you trying to drag "knowing about things" as a bad thing, when you obviously don't know about things.
This means one of two things:
1) you don't believe your original tweet about admitting when you're wrong when you learn new information that contradicts your beliefs, or
2) you suck.
2.2.2.11 Freedom of Speech
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with freedom of speech. I'll say what I like, thank you.
2.2.2.12 The Fate You Deserve
You really deserve to be yelled at until you're too anxious to open your browser.
2.2.2.13 Bad Faith
you don't what the fuck you're talking about, as usual. you're in the marketplace of ideas with an adult. the bad faith takes people politely laugh at in your high school cafeteria because they don't want you to feel uncomfortable don't work here. this is the energy you get as an adult dickhead
2.2.2.14 No Reason
There was no reason to go there. This has been a fun conversation in which others could easily join in. I've been taking some good-natured grief and made some new friends, too. It was an awful reply.
2.2.2.17 Since you wanna be like that
Since you are obviously unable to discuss objectively because you want to negate facts and dwell on useless hypotheses that make no real sense to discuss, continue talking to people at your level, because discussing things like that makes no sense .
2.2.2.19 Or you’re going to go there?
Or you're going to go there?
Okay.
I don't want to bring your intelligence or mine into play here.
I would strongly suggest you allow me my opinion without the insults.
Sound good?
2.2.2.20 Pronouns
I have no idea who you think I've harassed but please jot down my correct pronouns for next time you wana talk shit, although they were right in the post you were responding to so it kinda makes me wonder
2.2.2.21 Why are you talking like this?
Why are you talking like this?
You're injecting a tone of knowing what you're talking about when the info you have tells you you're at a less than basic level of knowledge
Do you somehow look at what you've seen and be like "I know the basic amount I should, or more" somehow? How the fuck even?
2.2.2.22 Honestly,
I honestly don't get how you can post so many things I agree with or find intriguing but you always seem to jump in and tell other people what they're allowed to think about you or your beliefs. It's excruciating that you can't just let people form opinions about you without needing to correct them.
2.2.2.25 Oops!
Oops! You were about to jump into that girl's replies and make *her* post about *your* specific trauma. Would you like to simply Not Post That instead?
2.2.2.29 Please state
Please state your rent/mortgage and childcare and heating and other fixed costs per month, as that will notify us whether you are operating In a reality worth discussing. Loved you on doughboys.
2.2.2.30 Manifesto
ud sound more credible if u had a manifesto, thats all im sayin. u might be underestimating the value a manifesto would have in a situation like this one where a hot tranny is demolishing all ur talking points and never letting u change the subject. go write a manifesto rn. we'll trade. itll be cute
2.2.2.32 Why don’t you
why dont you be crueler to me then you fucking pussy? what's stopping you? try and say something that leaves me feeling violated and ashamed, youre itching to do it so bad
2.2.2.35 Jesus Christ Dude
Jesus Christ dude do you just wake up every morning and eat a big bowl of Democrat cum.
2.2.2.47 Instructions
I’m very sorry you’re embarrassed by reality. Perhaps you should do yourself a favor: click my username, click the three dots in the profile page, and select “mute user” or “block user”.
2.2.2.54 Who the Fuck you are
Who the Fuck you are and why are bitching now?? Im asking to give an alternative and you know what bitch,i was asking to send some crypto for help but Fuck it. You dont deserve a penny. Fuck yourself 🖕
2.2.2.55 You guys are joke.
What? 😀 You guys are joke. Fucking woke shit or what i dont know but acting like some snowflakes now while i just asked about crypto fund,hey moron its 2024 and there is a new whole system,if you dont know or understand,go deal with your shit your own ✌️
2.2.2.55.a
No you are a joke.
Fucking fash shit or what i don’t know but acting like some cryptomark now while I just asked you defenestrating yourself,hey jabroni it’s 2024 and there is a new whole contraption,if you don’t know, go shit your own
2.2.2.71 Carbon emissions
Awesome! So, your car, how fuel efficient is it? Is it the best you could do?
Are you vegan? Lots of carbon emissions from meat based diets.
2.2.2.73 Any counter-argument you wanted to make?
Yes, I say. 😊
Any counter-argument you wanted to make? Simply posting a screenshot of my profile seems a little ... lacking in substance.
I guess it's something people often do when they don't have anything meaningful to contribute to the discussion anymore.
2.2.2.74 Lay off of me lady!
First off, the statement is true, second, the comment I made has nothing to do what she was talking about. This apology is sincere. I'm not making this up, I was half asleep when I made that stupid comment. It has been deleted because my my mistake. So lay off of me lady!
2.2.2.78 Privilege surfing
I understand Molly that as a white woman you surf the wave of undeserved privilege and nothing matters. I get it. But unfortunately, people who have no clue about stuff really should learn to use a search engine instead of expecting others to act as mules for their "knowledge"
2.2.2.85 An order
Knock it off. Delete this skeet.
2.2.2.86 Read it again
Read it again. At one point you'll stop trying so hard. Hope so anyway. And we both know you're not really laughing 😉
2.2.2.91 I do not hate myself
I'm sorry, but some of you seem to be under the impression that I hate myself enough to want to argue at length with sealioning bad faith tankies. I don't. Keep the replies coming, though, please! So I can make this site better for myself by blocking you.
2.2.2.92 Please block me
if you think this is harsh or you disagree, please block me on all platforms where you think I might be, never speak to me again, and preferably, never speak again at all.
2.2.2.98 Reading
Tip: Insulting people you don't even know is rude. Get to know them first.
Do you know how long l've been reading?
On what topics? What particular books?
What I took from them?
Ignorance is OK; just means you don't know.
Stupidity is ignorance that doesn't learn.
Please avoid the second one.
2.2.2.108 You’re an asshole
You're an asshole, nothing you could say would make me believe otherwise. You'll never grow, you'll never prosper, you'll always be deadweight on your friends, your family, and society. You're an asshole.
Go ahead, asswipe, report me for racism.
2.2.2.109 Do you have the courage of your convictions?
Do you have the courage of your convictions? Do you think all you have to do win an argument is argument is to claim your opponent is racist? Nice little intellectual island you've colonized.
2.2.2.110 Listen up asshole
Fuck you. Listen up asshole. A white uneducated rural Georgian is more discriminated against in our current society that a college educated black or Asian. You're just too dim-witted to understand society changes and old rules don't always apply.
2.2.2.128 The perfect princess
Aww, did I upset the perfect princess by pointing out her hypocrisy? What makes you feel entitled to say how "most men" feel and behave? I think your view is both incorrect and insulting.
2.2.2.135 Atheism
So my prayers didn’t work. Good to have confirmation that God isn’t real.
2.2.2.143 Literary Analysis
Do you not know about literary analysis?
Capture... do you know the connotations of this word?
2.2.2.144 Save everything I say
Save everything I say and put it in your favorite folder.
I don't give a flying fuck. I rewrote my reply to be something more meaningful whereas you're stuck with my screenshots on your hard drive until you finally do something useful.
2.2.2.155 Ooooh. A hot ratio.
Ooooh. A hot ratio. Y'all really think society just happens without order? That if not for decent people in LE and the military people wouldn't just take your shit? Hows that going in, the Congo, Sudan, Palestine, Ukraine, etc? Hot ratios don't stop truly bad people from doing bad things.
2.2.2.156 Anti-penis hate
ahh yes, projecting vile toxic hatred out of nowhere just because i have a penis. thanks for providing my original point.
2.2.2.160 Time zones
Time zones are very simple concept but I wouldn't expect you to understand based on the level of fucking stupid you post
2.2.2.168 I get called a Nazi all the time
The only people over here who think these were wrong are Nazis. As in, actual neo-Nazis, not people like me who get called that all the time.
2.2.2.169 I am far more emotionally balanced (not fat)
I am far more emotionally balanced (not fat) and a way more productive member of society, even if I didn't have a job l'd be more productive just because l'd waste less resources than you do
2.2.2.170 This is y'all's safe website?
so this is y'all's safe website? where people with goatees are deemed unsafe? not sure if this is a joke or not but frankly i don't care. it's disgusting.
2.2.2.171 Anti-goatee discrimination
i can quote too, bucko. when something is on the What's Hot Classic feed, it's open to critique. and any "joke" that takes aim at a large swath of innocent bystanders (namely, goatee havers) is just pure, well, ignorant
2.2.2.175 Pathetic.
You're by far the most pathetic account in BlueSky l've encountered since I got banned from Twitter. Weird bully account that turns on it's "friends" and deletes all accountability the moment it senses resistance
2.2.2.177 My wife and I just dropped ten thousand dollars
this was in response to me saying that things in the office were problematic. nothing is ever good enough for people. my wife and i just dropped ten thousand dollars in charity and it's never good enough. fuck you. we make money and give it away and this is what we get. fuck you.
2.2.2.178 You stepped in the shit numbnuts.
You stepped in the shit numbnuts. This is what happens when you step in the shit... you become total content because we're all seeing you show your whole ass. Alas this is now social media and especially Bluesky works. You're welcome.
2.2.2.178a Emoji Variant
You stepped 👞 in the shit 💩💩 numbnuts. This is what happens 👀😱🍃 when ⏰ you 🫵 step 👞 in the shit...💩 you become total 💯 content 🗣️ because 🦑🐨 we're all 👁️ seeing 👁️ you show your 👏 whole 💯 ass 🍑. Alas 😔 this is now social 👥 media 🗞️ and especially Bluesky 🟦☁️🦋 works. 🪿 You're 🫵 welcome.
2.2.2.188 I was not an antisemitism before this encounter
Got to tell ya I was not an antisemitism before this encounter but you and your trolls 🧌 cld turn me into one
2.2.2.195 Why r u being so aggressive
Why r u being so aggressive lol like ok yes go cheat on your shitty husband! I support you! I'm sorry he sucks and ya he prob deserves it and the patriarchy is awful but like this is some mayo-sapien feminism 101 and I'm embarrassed.
2.2.2.199 Anti-deletion
no, I am anti-deletion
2.2.2.200 You don't need to treat me at all.
You don't need to treat me at all.
Yet you choose to unleash on me.
Good job
2.2.2.201 I will not make amendments with you.
I will not make amendments with you.
I've seen who you are and what you represent. I find you repulsive ( though much less then pedos).
2.2.2.204 Mensa? Nope.
You are definitely not a Mensa member. But it seems that you are the diametric opposite of a
Mensa member.
2.2.2.208 Calm down. This is step number one.
Boohoo, would you look at that! I receive too much notifications of these people who prefer to freakout rathen then do logical thinking.
Calm down. This is step number one.
2.2.2.212 I just don’t like your hostile tone
I don't really care who you are to be honest. I just don't like your hostile tone. Maybe you've been on an ego trip of getting attention while this site has been small and obscure, but with the current influx of new users, you won't be relevant for long.
2.2.2.213 Such hubris from a worm
Such hubris from a worm still writhing in the same mud. You preach against outrage while peddling your own brand of sensationalism? Your sanctimonious drivel is just another flavor of the poison you claim to despise
2.4.1.58 People want Taylor Swift to be gay
People want Taylor Swift to be gay when she very obviously isn’t because they consider her the aspirational paradigm of white American womanhood in an era when the contradictions of heterosexuality and its incompatibility with women’s dignity are coming into unavoidable focus send tweet
You Xir are an ass, didn’t disrespect you, but please overreact like this and prove our community worse because it’s really not. You’re literally just making it look way. But sure, if you weren’t racist before you are now.
Then block me, dipshit. I’m not here to talk to you. Your smearing friend pulled a “lol I never said that” semantics game, so I get to play one back. I never called out link specifically, get bent.
2.4.1.104 Sex and other failure states
I'm not celibate. Failed.
2.4.1.181 To be a trans Ally, 1
I don't have time to work on myself. That takes time that is better spent fighting transphobia
2.4.1.183 Transphobia HATES to see me
I consider it my goal in life to end transphobia and have had anxiety attacks simply because it exists (not sarcasm)
2.4.2.151 As a straight man
Thanks! But as a straight man, I can't follow any more gay guys. I'm up to the eyeballs in them.
Y'all were early adopters on bsky!
And it's totally fucking skewing my algorithms! 👊🏻
2.4.2.152 Syncrosemeticism
Christ, look at all of you picking on me.
I'm not Jewish but now I know how it feels.
2.4.2.184 Destroying transphobes was my responsibility
I know, l'm a failure.
Destroying transphobia was my responsibility and I let down everyone I love (not sarcasm)
2.4.2.186 Go plant a tree!
I honestly don't know what you're attempting to achieve. Your snarkiness isn't winning me over.
I'm done here.
I've apologised for the misunderstanding and still I'm getting hatred!
Just stop! Enough!
Go plant a tree!
2.4.2.187 Being anti Black is racism.
being anti Black is racism. it is. i don't know if y'all just don't have the same view of anti Blackness in ireland, but it's the most common form of racism in north america. i don't know how to bridge the understanding gap here.
3.1.1.148 I am actual “critical thinker”
Morning folks, thought I should introduce myself. I am actual "critical thinker", can see patterns very easily, and will not tolerate haters, idiots or fools!
Enjoying my time here already!
3.1.2.3 No More Men Bashing
Okay no more men bashing, I’m speaking up for all the good men. We are still in abundance. Yes, there are some bad men but the majority of us are good.
🌸💐🌺🌷
For all you beautiful ladies with tender hearts. You all are respected and appreciated.
😉
3.1.2.62 Adam and Steve Jobs
Oh Christ.
Eating the first of two fruits was eating from the fruit of knowledge:
Technology.
The other tree provided the fruit of life:
Immortality.
With technology and immortality, humans are as gods.
God put a stop to it in the story but not before we had technology.
You’re all morons.
3.1.2.88 Degradation kink
I honestly enjoy being referred to with slurs.
I'm sure there's some personality deficit there to explain it.
3.1.2.154 TLDR; you’re hot
Hello Jenn,
You caught my eye, a captivating presence that demands attention.
There's a certain grace in your smile that speaks volumes, and I find myself intrigued to know the stories behind those eyes. Here's to hoping for a chance to share a conversation and uncover the depths of your beauty.
3.1.2.198 Ms. Manners for interacting with sex workers
I mean, it's not like there's an etiquette manual about it... like, if there were a Ms. Manners for interacting with sex workers, I'd read it, and l'd think a lot of other people would, too…
3.1.3.28 Warm Regards
"Retard" is one of those.
I used to enjoy closing emails with "Warm Retards" and then excuse it away because the "t" and "g" keys are right next to each other on the keyboard (and I typo like a mofo).
I understand that I am no longer permitted to make this joke (and I don't).
3.1.3.139[10] Bad Post Compilation
a If you think about it, you really could explain most religions by considering that someone out there went "this is good advice" and then got really annoyed when other people didn't want to take their advice.
b If you're an artist and want to make it, consider that you're not trying to appeal to anyone except sales and marketing people, or people influenced by sales and marketing people. It doesn't matter how creative you are, what matters is that your output can be easily packaged and sold.
c The modern day human communicates by limiting the things one another can say until the conversations have been reduced to a sort of digital exchange of hieroglyphics in the form of memes they found on the internet.
d I wrote a book better than literally every fiction novel ever made throughout history and burned it up just because y'all weren't worth sharing it with.
e You have a machine capable of providing knowledge that dwarfs the library of Alexandria and you use it to make yourself feel angry, sad, horny and worthless.
f Sometimes I feel like I'm going through life with cheat codes on and I just want to turn them off.
g Sodom and Gomorrah actually fell because a bunch of beta males couldn't handle the fact dudes who took it up the ass were getting more pussy than them.
h To scroll through social media and not give a fuck is a real skill
i I hope whatever cosmic entity exists is half as interesting as I can make them be.
j Just because you're an atheist doesn't mean you're not also an easily influenced and delusional dipshit. A lack of belief in God does not hide away the consciousness' desperate need to escape and project itself. The question is whether or not your scripture is as interesting as the Bible is.
k I often have to discern whether I'm legitimately more intelligent than everyone I know or l'm a delusional maniac. Both arguments often have their merits is the problem.
l Market research discovered people like to feel like they're accomplishing something so now people accomplish nothing.
3.2.1.39 “Porn Addiction”
you wanna know why I don't have a savings account right now? it's not because I have a "porn addiction." god forbid you pay actual porn creators for their work instead of going to pornhub all the time. fuck me for putting my money where my mouth is right?
3.2.1.42 I don’t have a savings account
I don’t have a savings account because I don’t use a credit card to buy stuff I can’t afford for the sake of having dollars in it. I had some money in there, but you wanna know what I spent it on?
Christmas gifts. for my kids. you know, the ones you said I don’t love?
3.2.1.113 Slime mold and you
maybe I was just brought up properly, but many of you lot have the dignity of one of the less felicitous varieties of slime mold
3.2.1.118 The Everything is Racism framework
Regular Megan here is talking about me, after she made a bad-faith attack.
Projected the Everything is Racism framework onto me just being a regular, insensitive dumbass. She then began fabricating details of conversations in order to bolster her point. I would read that thread before hiring her.
3.2.1.189 Eat hot chip and lie
Every Western woman I have ever known has been a liar & a thief & just generally heinous & despicable.
The 2 ex-wives I divorced, mother, grandmother, and 3 sisters included.
Kinda funny that way, but also 100% true.
See, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, & Hillary Clinton as contemporary examples.
3.2.2.5 You’re An Abberation
The only person you can really honestly speak for is yourself and you just declared that in a pinch you'll get your own children before miss a meal. That doesn't mean we don't have faith in humanity it means you're an abberation.
3.2.2.6 The Block Is Chemo
The Block is chemo and you are cancer
3.2.2.7 The Original Poster Is A Bad Person
I think the original poster is a bad person. Not everybody. Not most people. This SPECIFIC individual is terrible and tried to lump my friends and family in as no better. I take offense at that
3.2.2.21 Truck Chris
Dude c'mon, and for the record I am not even beefing with Truck Chris so I don't know why you brought it up. I just saw you dogpile on me when those weird onlyfans girls were trying to cancel me and I already thought you were annoying, it isn't deeper than that.
3.2.2.26 Are you?
Are you out of lube, racist?
3.2.2.31 Your Word
"Tontine" was your word, not a nameless website, and you used it incorrectly. Which would be purely a you thing, except you seem to have misled another user. Bye.
3.2.2.36 The Difference
That's the difference between men and women I suppose.
If my d!ck bled once a month I'd wear that like a badge of honor. You folks are ashamed of your own bodies natural functions and that's not my problem.
3.2.2.41 Hardy har har
hope your other burner accounts since you deleted the one you made there are catching this. I’ll block those too because I sure as fuck love my echo chamber hardy har har. fuck you.
3.2.2.38 One day, they shall know pain.
One day, they shall know pain. They deserve to have the pain they inflicted be dealt to them. If that isn’t sufficient to get them to stop, more must be done than just pushing them outta here of course.
3.2.2.50 Last chance
Last chance. Follow the link for your answer. Ask again and get blocked.
3.2.2.53 Just some loser
yeah i didn’t graduate college, i’m just some loser on the internet, no one should listen to me
3.2.2.65 Learn 2 read
Or you could learn to read. I was being humble and purposely obtuse. I harbor no ill will. You are a child and I've met adults with less awareness than you
3.2.2.103 You belittle the minds of the engineers
You belittle the minds of the engineers behind this marvel. That's mediocrity and humiliating.
3.2.2.146 Name one violent thing
Name one violent thing you've done in the name of a cause you believe in and you have room to speak.
3.2.2.149 Gee I never would have known
Gee I never would have known! I'm old enough to remember when it didn't exist! Ivan also remember when people actually spoke and wrote functional sentences!
Did YOU write the rules as to how long my comment has to be to make YOU happy?
3.2.2.159 Ugly town
yeah you live in ugly town where the men are stupid and the ladies are ugly so your survey pool is limited to ugly dumb people
3.2.2.161 Bully victim
Tl; dr sorry you got bullied as a child hope you get over the insecurity
3.2.2.180 The vile man favored by Netanyahu
You're making the right noise to be part of your team, and in doing so are going to tip the scales towards fascism (and the vile man favored by Netanyahu).
3.2.3.150 This woman is an evil cruel bitch
My MIL bred an trained dogs for show and obedience. She always said there are NO untrainable dogs, just untrainable people who own them!
This woman is an evil cruel bitch!
3.2.3.105 REAL Magick
Your error here is the ignorance to this principle behind REAL Magick whereby A can be made equals to B simply by controlling this principle. Yeah, your error is not knowing that the 'US' can become another country at the snap of the fingers of members of a coven.
3.3.1.89 Minion girl dick
So l googled "minion girl dick" like an hour ago to try and see if we could get some bsky appropriate meme action happening, got distracted, forgot all about it, picked up my phone to check something, opened safari, and was met with the results of my previous search.
Didn't even have a good meme. : (
3.3.2.24 Promise
*runs my finger over your post button*
promise you’ll stop? for me?
3.3.2.48 Fine. You owned me.
fine. you owned me. hope you’re happy. shrinking, corncob, the whole deal really. pat yourself on the back, you got little old me, just another instance of a big shot striking down a lowbie. really put me in my place with that one. all in good sport of course haha. but yeah I’m not mad or anything
3.3.2.140 Pass Revoked
Thug Dracula I'm sorry but you can't say the N word
3.3.3.72 To be a cishet bro
I once again face persecution for being a cishet bro. It's not my fault that babes are hot.
3.3.3.102 On Telephone
Somebody comments, "what happened?" on a vague post and it unleashes some of the most fantastical, half-heard and barely understood tales ever told. A game of telephone transmuted into a grotesque simulacrum, a mealy mouthed whisper of half-truth. Your new gospel is menthol compared to fresh mint.
3.4.1.129 Silent reading
"Ancient times" being basically pre-1700's. The development of silent reading destroyed the power and clout of embodied knowledge and wisdom, grounded in other modes of knowing. It was a necessary precursor to the alienation of labor required by capitalism.
Perhaps not the worst if it fades out.
3.4.1.130 Silent reading, cont’d
It also greatly reified the evolving dynamic of "public" vs "private" space and its concomitant abandonment of authenticity. Also, all the bureaucracy we hate was arguably bolstered by silent reading.
3.4.1.122 The persona, unmasked
wait, people think 'cait' is unironically a real person???? I muted them ages ago when I saw them establishing their brand habits to maximize their discoverability.
3.4.1.166 Pedo rizz
I was once told I have "pedo rizz". Probably one of the nicest compliments I've ever received.
3.4.1.196 There's nothing wrong with homelessness
There's nothing wrong with homelessness, you should embrace it.
It's a more honest, more environmentally friendly, and a much more moral life than working all week to make one rich SOB richer, then spending all of that money on rent and bills to make more of them richer. Join the strike - move out!
3.4.2.52 Youre dick
Youre dick will be small
3.4.2.64 Bespoke failure
I mean, it's impressive in a weird way.
Failures like that don't happen every day. Or by accident. It takes teams of people working selflessly for decades to get to that kind of bespoke failure.
3.4.2.97 Lmao this post rules
As much as Thomas is an absolute disgrace for the US judicial system, I don't think using "nigger" so lightly is due.
3.4.2.99 We should all get along!
The "assuming" part of your reply is fairly rude. This is supposed to be a civilized discussion.
So far as history goes, am fairly well read.
So far as "you and yours", isn't that really just "us"?
Can't control what others do, but don't have to act like them, either.
We should all get along!
3.4.2.116 Pick your poison
So if you wanted to make a racist joke, which nation would you feel most comfortable with?
3.4.2.117 Racial literacy
my race has nothing to do with my ability to read a book.
3.4.2.163 Merrick Garland’s dick
Honey:
I know you've admitted you eschew rule of law so this is sort of moot. You don't believe in democracy and yadda yadda.
You are a confessed opponent to rule of law.
But what evidence do you have about Merrick Garland's dick?
3.4.2.164 Whether he uses dicks or thumbs
So your take is if Ryan covers up Bill Barr's corruption, whether he uses dicks or thumbs, he should be excused bc he used a metaphor?
3.4.3.10[11] The Manifesto
I know the souls of you people. You would heil at the flag if the fourth reich appeared tomorrow. You would applaud the return to "sanity". I love you all so much I will put you out of your zombie shamble. Out of compassion, For You Know Not How Much You Suffer, You Cannot Think
lawyers and the necessity for their existence fucking suck, please never interact with my posts again. I can't stand middle management
50,000? 100,000? 500,000? 1,000,000? 100,000,000? how many is too many? how many until you can't gorge your coca cola in good conscience? how many until you look in the mirror and realize you have nothing left but to deliver yourself onto the maker? How long until you realize you're already dead?
No good.No evil. Only the cause of anger. Only the cause of opinion. In my opinion some of you need to be asked to fucking leave. I am not alone in this. I know I'm not. There's 8 billion thinking minds of this planet. A lot of us are tired. A lot of us accept the lack of right and wrong. We can act
Jeez, man. Jeez.
You're terrified of being embarrassed by speaking openly about what you believe? That's your deal.
I'm sorry I let a sliver of doubt enter your peripherals, it won't happen again
If you'd like to ask questions you are open to do so, but I guess a PNG image to signal your disinterest in a conversation works too, for your purposes. I mean if the universe is meaningless why not, right?
I am not asking you to think of yourself as a main character, but show some dignity for the brief time we've been put here. We are conscious. There is meaning in that, grand meaning. Why shy away from stating what you want and figuring out how to get it? Why pretend we're not here?
because its easy. because things are hard to understand. because its easier to look up than to look inside. "the path less walked" has a queue now. we are not good enough as we are. we must grow. the universe is not meaningless. we are the universe. god isn't dead. we are god.
Actually, fuck the fields man. Let's go back to letting the river do most of the farming and, like, just do enough to make it go around you know? pick fruits and berries and stuff. earth's a big place with lots of tasty snacks. agriculture doesn't have to be as dominant as we think. tldrRead Graeber
The fact that you need to undermine me as engaging in bad faith or compromise my capacity to even have a voice on this topic, just from my conclusions, speaks to a deeply held emotional insecurity we see from everyone who loves the concept of a nation. You know it's fake. I know too.
psychiatry is horoscopes but for genuinely insane people to make life defining judgements on other people they can consider lesser. Every professional at "youth clinics" is just a rapist contained, they seethe for power over something, anything, anyone, as long as its natural to them.
today a wildfire started spreading inside of me. instead of trying to drown the fire with buckets of rationale and language I just sat there and meditated on The Feeling. Answers came to me. I let them go. I kept sitting with The Feeling. The fires died down. I didn't spiral. Today was a victory.
you're in really bad need of some decolonisation but sadly that can't be taught by the likes of me :(
bro what is this word salad? What's the statement you're disproving? empirically true? is the statement that advances in productivity thanks to technology hasn't gone to the labourer something disprovable with data?
my lawyer ordered a hit and got arrested, I'm unrepresented and lost in the miles long corridors of the US justice system. I don't even live here.
People like you don't exist, you're playing an inflammatory character on the internet. Stop acting, show us your heart.
we are all born in the mud. those who have power already are blessed and virtuous. from this the vocabulary of Empire is built, to save us from ourselves, because we are taught to doubt our ability to define ourselves. It's all by design. Yaldabaoth is in us all, and only Purity of Soul can stop him
there's nothing mystical about the mask of cowardice. white supremacy, Empire, teaches two axioms of the human condition deeply tied to sin: the violent irrationality of the uncolonized person, and the necessity of a permanent ritual to stave of the uglyness we assume is inherent.
every femcoded identity is a race between Will Wood and Taylor Swift to see who they become annoyingly parasocial with first and this determines their long term political development
sex for money? no issue, names sense, cohesive. sex for in group political clout? this is where I will go on a rant
Satirise who you want, Mock Whatever you find Silly, but if the Target Of Your Act Is Someone I Have Slept With, Prepare to feel the Wrath Of My Block 😤😤
the left will not fail because of any failure of ideological cohesion but because it's nature under capitalism causes whoever can economize their physical body the best to become untouchable Ubermensch with a harem of hormonal suicide bombers protecting the pecking order
elven beauty. often misunderstood. allow me to give examples. the humble slug. the noble whale. the zealous cicada. the tiny ant. the ancient and enlightened trees. the hardy fungi growing inside the rotting left thigh of a dead deer. do you get it now? or does humanity still appear as beauty?
humanity can be beautiful. but usually when they're less like they want to be, and more like the things most humans deprave of dignity. when I see humans pay tribute to elven beauty through human "beauty", I see only the autoincest of the species, and I sigh
3.4.2.76 Heart problems
Lauren is your cardiologist worried that your diet and lifestyle will eventually lead to atherosclerosis and heart attack and will shorten your life. Maybe you should think about becoming vegan?
3.4.2.83 Thick, queer skin
Yes, especially among queer folk. We've spent lives being bullied and harassed.
We have thick skin. So when we fight one another and the normal tactics don't work. It just becomes a petty war of attrition.
3.4.3.81 Reverse racism and demons
It just seems self perpetuating.
It's such a widespread problem even people of color who act bigoted towards other groups will have a cousin or friend roll by and say "oh they're just not well in the head," or "they just have a demon in them,"
Like, no. No they don't Just.
3.4.3.134[12] The Manifesto, Cont’d
a. nobody can uwu quite like me
b. low confidence posting because I want my climb to the top and my fall from grace to be slow burns edging the fuck out of you dumb cunts
c. mfs would rather develop law of one fanfiction and blame world issues on evil interdimensional demons that feed on pain than admit capitalism is the problem
d. I HAVE GOT TO GET HORNIER
e. bleaching your hair and having weak aaa strands by 40 is such an inferior solution to shaving your head and wearing a wig like cmon were giving money to local business for something that's bad in the long term just because some fuckass in the 18th century proclaimed bald women as not real
f. an algorithm that recompiles other people's work into a slurry that's used to Frankenstein together an original idea bereft of creative thought or originality?
that's quaint but we already have philosophy majors, so this technology is largely redundant.
3.4.3.136 Clay-colored stool
It's understandable that seeing clay-colored stool might initially cause alarm.
However, once you remembered that you consumed clay the day before, it explains the change in color. Clay can pass through the digestive system
[1] Curated between September 4th, 2023, and October 25th, 2024.
[2] Rare exceptions may be made for posts which are variations of non-Bluesky originating formats, as in the case of 1.3.1.38.
[3] A collection from posts from one formerly active Bluesky user (also the author of 1.4.3.16 and 1.1.1.141).
[4] For context, the picture accompanying this post was a cup of Baja Blast positioned between the poster’s seated legs, penis like (they were wearing jean shorts, not that it matters).
[5] An infamous compilation of one since-canceled individual's attempts to solicit socials from others. Reformatted to preserve space.
[6] Not a post in itself, but a caption.
[7] Technically never posted on the site, but infamous nonetheless.
[8] This single entry number represents a series of posts made by one particular user in defense of necrophilia.
[9] Both entries are dril posts.
[10] A compilation of posts gathered from a single user. Not the same author as 3.4.3.10 or any other compilation post in the document. Almost certainly satirical to some extent, but somehow that just makes it even sadder.
[11] This entry is not a single post but a compilation of posts gathered from a single user. They have been united under a single number as a testament to that user’s profound madness, and lest they clog up the document with numerous entries. Yes, I checked back months later and he’s still posting insane shit like this. For proof, see 3.4.3.134. Reformatted for space.
[12] Posted by the same author as 3.4.3.10.