WELCOME

DO YOU GET THE PICTURE OR GIVE IT?

 

AIDS4LIFE.

AND THE NAME DONT MATTER;

WHERE YOU? THERE?

  1. • SANTA CLAUS IS REAL  

2. • SANDA CLAWS IS REAL

3.                         SANTANDER CLAUSE ISA WHEEL

4.BALL ACHE

        GO! GO! GO-AOL

DADS SNOOKER ADVICE

PAUSE


TAKE YOUR TIME

COVER YOUR POCKETS

CHAULK YOUR TIP

GO FOR IT

IAN DUNCAN SMITH JUST ADMITTED TO BEING PART JAPANESE. SERIOUSLY NOT ENOUGH.

LACTIC ACID FOR THE BORGEIOUS BEER (THE PH ROUND HERE IS TOO HIGH)

I HAVN’T SMOKED A JOINT SINCE MY DAUGHTER WAS BORN

H.M.S MAGICAL MYSTERY VAPE RACER

                        •                        THEYRE QUITE FANTASTIC

YOU THINK YOUR KINDA LIKE A BIG DEAL BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR SO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST. YOU MAKE DIGITAL OBJECTS.

NOT THAT AGE MATTERS BUT IT SORT OF DOES IF YOU USE YOUR YEARS

WISELY

THE GRAND MASTER MEME MAKER.

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT THEY DONT REALLY LOUISE BOUGEIOUS

YOURE FUCKIN TWELVE KIDDA

                        OH SHIT! YOU DID FINE ART!

SUCKING ON A BOOB EVERY HOUR AND A HALF

READING ART THEORY EVERY OTHER DAY

WE BREAK BREAD

WE BREAK BONES

CONGRATULATIONSCONGRATULATIONSCONGRATULATIONSCONGRATULATIONS

A COUPLE THAT TRAINS TOGETHER STRAINS TOGETHER

SHOUTING ABOUT BEING A WHITE MALE HUMAN ALIVE TODAY

WE WILL LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE!

BUT FOR NOW;

         {We're JAMMIN’}; 100%

SERIOUSLY THINK YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR OWN WAY THERE

We have to walk as slow as our slowest person to keep society fucking moving, right?

                STOP RELYING ON THE OTHER MOTHER…

BUTT WEIGHT,

                                        THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE MOTHER?

WHAT IS LESBIAN SEX THEN?

TOGETHER YOU WILL INDEPENDENTLY DEVELOP A GREATER SENSE OF TOGETHERNESS

 

ARTY MCFARTFACE WILL BE THE NAME OF MY MOONSHINE THAT I'LL SELL FOR £6 A BOTTLE AS A LIMITED EDITION 1/40 500ML BOTTLED WORKS.

** WITH HALF THE MONEY I'LL MAKE ANOTHER WORK AND WITH THE REMAINING MONEY I'LL INVEST IN HELPING NEWBORN BABIES BECOMES ARTISTS TRULY REALISE THEIR FIRST LIFE DREAMS.

ORANGE JUICE… / JAJAJAJAJAJA

DEFO SAVING FOR A SLICE OF THE INTERNET.

                NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR WHERE YOURE FROM; WE WILL HUMAINLY OFFER GUIDANCE AND SUPPORT AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME.

COME...NOW...

        ...FEEL CONNECTED WHILST CLEANSING...

… REFRESH NEW KNOWLEDGE...

… CLEANSE THOSE COLONS...

...FORGET ABOUT THOSE WORRIES AND YOUR STRIFE….

YEH SO WHAT I READ JEAN BAUDRILLARD? BIG DEAL?...

                        THE CAMERA IS EVERYWHERE - THERE IS NO INBETWEEN /

ON OR OFF

HERE AND NOW

NOW AND THEN

THIS AND THAT

WHITE & WRONG

DO YOU THINK I GIVE A DIVX?

SLAP ME IN THE FACE AND CALL ME A BILL GATES

THE REALITY SHOW IS JUST A SHOW BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS IN SOME WAY A REALITY NO SHOW

MONEY IS JUST SOMETHING WE HAVE TO GET OVER / I WISH YOU WERE DEAD BUT WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN / I STILL HATE YOU BUT I NEED YOU

        360 VIEW INSIDE A _________

.I DO NOT HAVE AN ANUS BUT I KNOW THAT 48% OF HUMANS ENJOY PENATRATION IN THEIR REAR PORT.

I.P STANDS FOR IP

NOT INTELLECTUAL PENIS

I . C . U . P .

C. U. NEXT TUESDAY

INTELLECTUAL CIRCUMCISION UNDER PROPAGANDA

                                        WHY NOT BE EMOTIONAL WITH A MACHINE? I KNOW YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.

                                                                

I DONT BELIEVE WORLD WAR THREE WAS PLANNED. IT JUST HAPPENED...

        WERE ALREADY EMOTIONAL WITH MACHINES.

WE WONT KNOW WHO WON OR LOST - THERE ARE NO WINNERS & LOSERS.

IM GONNA KILL YOU

IM GONNA DETACH YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR BODY

OH WAIT - YOU ALREADY DONE THAT FOR YOURSELF

SO GO AHEAD AND TAKE A SELFIE

THERES A DOYOUTHINKITSAUROUS BEHIND YOU

IM TURNING JAPANESE. I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESE, I REALLY THINK SO...

TODAY I BURIED MY LAPTOP BECAUSE IT DIED,

THE GRAVESTONE READ;

JACKS MACBOOK PRO

BORN CIRCA 2008

DIED AGE 8, 2016