I was out with my parents while they were running errands. I went in a Wal-Mart that was attached to a mall. Inside, it was a Sam's Club. I think I was bringing my tablet to the mobile devices desk area to have them look at it. While they were looking at it, I went over to where they had a few diecast cars just to browse. I got wrapped up in looking and forgot about my tablet. I left the store and got in our van. My parents were still in there and told me they had to go in, so I just stayed out in the van. However, I then remembered my tablet. I went back inside and on my way to their desk, I saw my tablet sitting on a folding table with a navy blue table cloth and some sort of white sticker attached to the front. I guess they were trying to sell it? I took it and put the sticker in my shirt pocket. I decided to go to the restroom before going back out. There was just one really big restroom that was unisex. Outside the door, I met two people. One was named John and I know him in real life. The other was named Emily Holt and was based off someone I know but there were obvious differences, including her last name. The three of us talked and laughed for hours. We even started messing around with the plumbing so that each toilet flush handle would flush a different toilet (I didn't understand it either). I somewhat phased out here and all I know is that I left and went home with my parents. We got home and I went in the backyard to mow the grass. Emily sent me a Facebook friend request while I was out there, although we're already friends in real life (same with John). I came inside the house when I was done and my parents had to leave again. They took my dad's car this time and I stayed home. As soon as I saw them leave, I went out and decided to take the van and drive somewhere. I drove along my street and came to the part with a long straightaway and undulating hills (same place a cop clocked me speeding and ticketed me hard) and saw my parents' car stopped at the stop sign at the end. I wasn't sure if they wanted me out driving and they clearly didn't know, so I stopped the van in between hills so they wouldn't see me. I waited a few seconds and drove to the top of the next hill and they had just turned onto the highway. I drove to the stop sign and turned in the opposite direction. There were train tracks and a few trains along the side of the two-lane highway, which don't exist in real life. I drove all the way to a fictional lake with small islands dotted around the middle of it. I rode in a helicopter over the islands and got an almost firsthand experience at Boom Beach (a mobile game I play). I had the power to deploy troops on the islands where they would start wrecking anything on them. After the helicopter ride, I rode on a pontoon boat. The pilot was a young woman in her early 20s wearing an ankle length gray dress. Her boyfriend was there too, and was a kid that I remember from high school last year. I remembered him because he has huge chimpanzee-like ears that are perpendicular to his head (true in real life). The woman was really nice. 9/10 too. She kind of reminded me of someone I've seen on facebook but I don't know her. She kept looking at me and smiling and her boyfriend seemed to be getting pissed when she did. Basically, she just acted as a tour guide and pointed out various places around the lake. After a while, I decided to sit down on a reclining chair on the boat. Her boyfriend sat next to me. He was so close to me that our arms were touching and his arm hair was so uncomfortable. We just started talking about ourselves and he said he just got back from somewhere by plane.

"Oh really? Where did you go?" I asked.

"Hunawa" he seemed to mutter. I didn't understand him but thought he said "Ottawa".

"Ah, Canada?" I asked.

"No, Aghada" he barely muttered again.

Suddenly out of nowhere, he grabbed my lowest connected rib on the right side and started squeezing sooooo hard with his thumb and index finger. "OW OW OW STOP OW" I was yelling. I was writhing and yelling in pain and he just said innocently, "I'm pinching your pill". "WHAT? WHAT PILL?" I gasped while he still held on. Suddenly, he showed surprise and let go. I clutched my side and buried my face into the chair. "Why....did you....do that?" I panted. "Don't all priests swallow pills?" he asked. The reaction of "wtf" in my brain was priceless as I laid there. "Wh-what?" I stammered. "I thought all priests swallowed pills that we could feel through their abdomen! Aren't you gonna be a priest?" I absolutely "wtf'd" again in my head. "N-n-n-no!" I replied. "Oh man I'm so sorry, hold on!" he replied hurriedly as he jumped off the chair. He went to the one girl who was piloting the boat and as they walked to me he explained what happened. "I just feel so bad and I want you to make it up go him" he told her. The smile she gave me as she picked up a bottle of unknown liquid substance had me thinking "Oh crap where is this going". She stopped in front of my chair and unscrewed the bottle saying "This will make you feel a lot better". My fight or flight response wouldn't allow me to push her away so I started backing up on my chair while clutching my side. I backed up all the way to the wall of the boat. Any further and I'd fall off into the lake and I'm a terrible swimmer. "What....are you....doing??" I stuttered. "This will help with the pain, it’s a type of iodine". I started to feel a little more calm about it but then she started gently grabbing the collar of my shirt trying to take if off. "Ahh...n-no-no stop" I weakly protested as I held my shirt down while trying to cover my side. She started crawling onto the chair with me and then I woke up.