A stage is set, the curtains drawn. The show must begin…

A motel with flickering light, 3 women stand outside drinking water in bAsques.

There is a pool, one of them is hanging the washing out to dry.

This morning I received an email from Ed.

It read,


Darling Jack,      

—If every time we’re apart animals I don’t know particularly well if at all sidle up nude and say something life changing. Pressing an ancient coin into my hand like, 'MEANS'. Talon or  hot pad braille; big weepy eyes. I usually end up touching one right in the bed. Every inch of which   toy, felted body quickens the focus all the way to pubic sharpening, squeak-thread up thru the  thinned underwear with the perished elastic — like those irrepressible roots that rend  tarmac, my knees crooked under the grey covers, just trying to find a friendly kitten or something.   The whole flank goosebumps together, then. Which is so good, I think. Leaf or daint somatic rapport, sweets. Which is what we have, held ambivalent in those distances — though substantial enough, and how! Like that that grounded that bat on Auguststrasse: synchronous magics soop insectan dyes into dusking Berlin air; seeped crimson slipstream, sweets. Bat guffs prelude sweet guano speckling, chiming with stricken sighs I’m giving off below — sat drinking, futtering some sort of hard, salty details and reading, struck something rotten the horrific procedural affectlessness exhibited by the police        men after they’ve just shot down a black man,     documented on the camera phones, dash cams, those body cams. And so the bat goes to pieces on the pavement         symmetrically devastated revelation; a cynical symbolism     punching blind &     bidden by oh so much. That that bat is so much better than the news and than Skype, so much better than bad journalism. So much better than whatever media affinity: this fucker be borne on black crepe wings that tool the wind, ride mystical zephyrs and not hands or projectiles or claws — CANNOT COPE with standard issue anything nor metal. Must break the law to be extant. I really really intensely loved the bat. Instantly and forever. And even if I couldn’t work out how to or understand wat to make it feel really good, it felt really really good to tentative mum-touch: ripe and ready-to-eat, like some kid’s little jellied sporran, forked cellophane so microwave sweat. Or, fuck, in archaic stop-motion or treasured jewelled red Cartier movement, the wet quick skip that clicking rose   to the touch and watched while the world both petered and intensified, concentrated around The Bat, the twilight. Then some family of assholes went and looked at the bat, poked the bat, maybe, and all smiles unmoved returned to their table and assholes. —I wanted to hold the bat and up   to my ear to hear whatever cool lunar seas & face-down in nocturnal hay smell or dead barn something, but I was dimly aware of the caring warning off presumptuousness regarding whatever other’s consciousness. Species inclusive whatever other. Quelled, even if I totally know what it’s like to be godless & downy —Some shrank cadger cuter than handsome, scooped up, finally, and propped in lieu on a quiet sill. I can usually tell where the walls are in the dark. If I’m honest. I can usually tell the given look or sluggish echo the subsequent furrowing with a click of my fingers. Mine is totally given, shockingly. Mine is a totally given fuck, too. You too, of course. The bat, still        said something desperate and I hope I helped it out.

E. X

Everyday there is sort of,

 A death in the family.

……….Just TRUMPED.(10x) ten times on a bench and and it sounded like someone walking in the snow ……

A house made of boxes sprayed with X-line one coat (not sure what it's called but I saw a video on line t’other dae)

ONE FLEW OTHER THE CHICKEN NEST.

Losing as a form of Winning

Proving your self/love is not as important as your love for others

la danse des objets noirs

Hellow Orld!

BOOK OF CHANTS TO TEACH HUMANS TO CO-HABIT

MY DAUGHTERS FIRST ATTACK ON THE KEYBOARD

& WE’LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND

Why join the navy when you can be a pirate?

If you can fix a bike, then you can fix a car,

But if you can fix a car, then you can fix a boat,

And if you can fix a boat why would you risk your life for a country that doesnt give two fucks about yours?

FUCK
FIFA

•& A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WOULDNT DO US ANY ‘ARM

•& A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WOULDNT DO US ANY ‘ARM

•& A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WOULDNT DO US ANY ‘ARM

& WE’LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND

(PEP SONGS)

SO TELL ME WHY- DO “WE!” B’LIEVE IN ‘GOD’?

SO TELL ME WHY- DO “WE!” STILL B’LIEVE IN ‘GOD’?

SO TELL ME WHY- DO “WE!” B’LIEVE IN ‘GOD’?

_\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_’COZ WE’RE ALL SO FUCKING HIGH _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_\|/_




- THE POWER OF
FAITH?

THE POWER OF FIFA?

Is Fifa a cult?

Define cult and listen to more sea shanties

02:02


WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH MY DRUNKEN SNAIL COLLECTION?

X3
EARL GREY IN THE MORNING

K

THINKING 10 STEPS AHEAD,

Thinking so far ahead you no longer use your feet but your still 10 steps ahead.

Ahead ?

=

A head?

What does this even mean?

Ahead or behind…

In front or behind….

What was the question…?

8 hours a day just tryna b fun-E

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E- Fun.com

Guess the weight of the fog in the box.

OH MY GOTH.

        

Three people enjoy a meal at a Thai restaurant. The waiter brings the bill for £30 so each person pays £10.Chef

                          

Later the chef realises that the bill should have only been £25 so he sends the waiter back to the table with £5. The waiter was not very good at Maths and could not figure out how to divide the £5 so he gave each person a £1 and kept £2 for himself.

        

So....the three people have paid £9 each for the meal.

        3 x £9 = £27

        

        The waiter kept £2

        £27 + £2 = £29

        

What happened to the other pound? Does this make sense?

        

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=CONTEMPORARY%20Farming%20&qs=n&form=QBIR&pq=contemporary%20farming%20&sc=3-21&sp=-1&sk=

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Looking at a shop sign in Liverpool one, ‘ NEW LINDT STORE OPENING SOON’ thinking the guy on this poster fo sho ain't no chocolate chef! Moments later a young lad walks past saying exactly the same no joke.

The template of a glove cut out of playing cards, before they became cards. Showing 2,3,4, J,Q,K of clubs.

Big, mean and savage, X52 hits hard and takes no prisoners! Stay out of his way or you'll be blasted off the track by his Pulse Ram.

Follow my "plug and play" 7-part webinar template that I use for EVERY webinar.

You'll learn how to use this template to start taking orders BEFORE your eyes product is even created!

Fatal Error.

The value of this text;

To this,

As my daughter slaps the screen,

NrTg

Put cameras inside toys and take them into shops with copied barcodes so people buy the products, with direct live stream to page on the deep web.

D’y’ fancy a drink?

If y’don’t want the calories y’can ‘av’a Coke instead’a red bull?

HOMEBREW FLAVOURED SOUP WITH A HOMEMADE PICKLED SIDE SALAD & DIY TORNADO CRISPS

A COOKIE THE SIZE OF A COUNTRY, BAKED IN THE HEAT OF THE SUN

THE EYES WILL NEVER DIE, BASICALLY.

WE R ALL GIANT BABIES - R.B

It knows I like eggs (SPONSERED CONTENT)

THE RAIN FROM SPAIN IS HERE AGAIN

BUT THE RAIN FROM THE IRISH SEA IS NE\/ER TO BE SEEN IN THE UK

IM TAKING A BATH IN AN ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WORLD POVERTY.

THERES NOT ENOUGH WATER TO GO ROUND THEY SAID, which I feel is a completely ridiculous idea considering there's enough Krispy Kremes for even the most remote service station display case. WE ARE ESSENTIALLY ALL LIVING ON ISLANDS SO HOW IS THERE NOT ENOUGH WATER TO GO AROUND?

If we are creatures of habit it appears we need to make some new international habits that benefit more than just your new born child. IMAGINE IF WE ALL JUST CONSIDERED OUR IMMIDIATE FRIENDS AS FRIENDS AND EVERYONE ELSE BECAME ENEMIES. the water has settled, there are no bubbles left to pop and all I can THINK is CANU CUK A POPTART IN A POP-k0RN MAKER? I FEEL LIKE LETTING GO OF MY PHONE SO BADLY RIGHT NOW BUT I K.NO THAT ITLL BE AN EXPENSIVE WORK- or IDEA - or PERFORMANCE - or ACTION ONLY THERES NOONE HERE TO WATCH ME AND HOW IS IT HAVING A POSITIVE EFFECT ON ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF. You know how ridiculous you look right now

Its funny because;

 im now sat in a pub writing and;

Have you ever noticed that at the end of the url of a google doc it says /pub ? 

wierd;

Right....

Google docs is sort of like Facebook for white people who think they know better

(only they don’t).

Linked in is sort of like the black feminist attacking the humanist.

The ashamed white male is just human too. They cant help him.



So i just went to the nearby ‘international conglomerate’ to buy some skimmed milk and the women behind the till said they’d ran out of milk because the cows had been reading about the drop in the euro and someone had told them they were worthless.

I heard they know how to sell Honey;

Well at least they let the money pot trickle.

down.

A BILLBOARD OF A DEAD SLUTTY MAN SPORTING a-HALLOWEEN-tyre

FRANCIS ALYS

I JUST GOT PAID £15 FOR THE USE OF A FONT I DESIGNED ALMOST 10 years AGO ASKINGTHE DESIGNER TO JUST

PAY

AS

THEY

FEELED

:/

FORG-ET-IT


JUST-DO-IT

*WATCHMYSCIENTOLOGYMOVIE*

It's 2016 and gender equality means man can't wear shorts into a bar when dem gals wear skirts upto their vag…

I just watched a man carrying 4 multipack bags of crisps walk past a funeral with a look of guilt and unease on his face. I could tell in that moment he was planning to eat every last crisp and I could only help thinking; what an optimistic guy. 56 bags of crisps is a lot of potatoe.

Man here just said: 'and I sing at the nursing homes of an afternoon, just for summat to do like. I sing the same song for an hour - they don't know, they've all got dementia'. 🏆

How to prevent/know if ur pregnant?

LOVE IS THE AWNSER -

STOP BUYING STUFF

A bus load of asylum seekers jumping; over your

garden hedge-rows.

This is a food bank,

The gate opens,

And the coas unfolds.

BEES                 =                API

(ENGLISH)                   (ITALIAN)

my mum said to me the other day something about dvds and was like - im not surpised the dvd / tv /freeview box aint working anymore - its like 10 years old and dont even think they make dvds anymore!

++ (she was trying to watch a dvd on a dvd

player that wasnt built into the tv)

All right - Ive devided ise goin’ two lurn eyetalian.

English                                -                                italian

Anonymous                                                        anonimo

Fuck                                                                        fanculo

death to i                                        la morte per i

time will tell                                        il tempo lo dirà

Trump                                                                briscola

President                                                presidente

God                                                                        dio

Selfawareness                                autocoscienza

Ruler                                                                        righello

We are one                                        noi siamo uno

Togetherness                                                Insieme

Ambiguous                                                        ambiguo

Connected                                                collegato

Wish                                                                desiderio

credit/s                                                                crediti/o

Value                                                                        valore

(velour)                                                                (velor)

Fakeness                                                                falsità

Burn                                                                        bruciare

Stupid                                                                stupido

Torpedo                                                                siluro





:WHUT TH’ FUK IS THAT BRO?
:THAT MY FRIEND; IS US, LYING TO YOU -
:BUT WHY DONT YOU JUST TELL THE TRUTH? WHAT’S THE HARM IN THAT?
:EXACTLY MY FRIEND.

OLD FASHIONED WHITE MALE TRADITIONS NEED TO DIE

I'man @heist

I’woman @heist

I wish I Everyone would just be happy with their 16 hours. Why does everyone want that extra 15 minutes?

AN APP FOR 360 VR STREAMING AT CONCERTS YOU CANT GET TO -

A BAND PLAYS ON A STAGE / IN A ROOM AND THE VIDEO IS LIVE STREAMED - YOUR THE FIRST TO SEE THE VIDEO GO OUT

Ideas for online services I can offer:

It's hard to believe in eternal happiness.

/Q: Is this google doc real?

/R: If you can't tell, does it matter?

L

I'm

BABYDRONE, 2016

#Performance

“I make real DAD_Art”

Just seen a young boy in the phone shop get knocked stone cold unconscious by the price of an iPhone 3G.

I'm doing a residency @GrandmothersAlczeimersAnonymous memory.