Vin Diesel: Sex Object? A Survey
Vin Diesel is a gleaming sculpture of gold and sinew. He's the kind of man who leaves entire cities emasculated just by smiling at them from atop the Tibetian mountains he could very plausibly hang out on. Birds fly closer to the earth, just to be nearer to him. But is Vin Diesel a sex object? This survey intends to find out whether Vin Diesel is a sex object, and how that opinion shifts as a population is segmented. I am a professional data science-type person and will bring the full weight of my training to this task.
No identifying information is requested. If resulting data is used to supplement a larger essay, all results will be kept anonymous.
WARNING: This survey, and its results, are canon.