Here is a Form by which we will be Handing out Taxis. All questions are mandatory. Do not Troll it, or you will be strung out over a pit and roasted slowly by teenagers with cigarette lighters, so it will be a race to see whether you die of the pain or from hearing the inane conversation as they cook you.
This is the beginning of the List. I need to see what demand is before I can work out supply.
IF YOU CAN AFFORD YOUR OWN TAXI, DO NOT CLAIM ONE. Seriously- we're trusting you guys to do the right thing.