Deciphered Cryptoquotes: (select text to reveal soultion)
“ The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. ”
-- Tom Cargill
“ Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. ”
-- Stan Kelly-Bootle
“If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.”
-- (Robert X. Cringely)
“Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare.”
-- (Blair Houghton)
“The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!”
-- (C3PO)
Q. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A. Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
-- anonymous
"1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15, y0u r34lly n33d 70 637 4 l1f3"
-- anonymous
--Jigar Gosar.