Items

Questionnaire

Details

1.

Name as per IC:

So that people don’t lie about them being mixed breed of African and Chinese descent.

2.

Age:

Applicants above 40 need not apply!

3.

Race:

Sorry. But I am quite a racist, even if I date mostly non-Chinese

4.

Occupation:

Preferably engineers, architects, business owners, insurance – agency managers and not rookies, top salesman in direct selling – you know Diamond Ambassador etc (except Lamp Berger)

I am phobic dating lawyers.

5.

Marital Status:

Single/Divorced/Married but yet wanna gatal

6.

Physical attributes:

Tall, dark, handsome dudes are mostly welcomed.

Need not apply if you tattoo-ed your eyebrows.

7.

Irritating/outrageous habits that I must know in order for me to take precaution:

Eg. Snoring in cinemas, pretending to be a retard to get cheaper tickets, digging nose while having dinner, poor hygiene (I once dated a man who smelt like my grandmother – you know, the old people’s smell), bad breath, unkempt nostrils hair, etc.

8.

Who should fork the bill on first date?

Going Dutch/ I pay! I am DA MAN!/ You pay since you earn more

9.

You prefer to make phone calls or sms?

To determine whether you are prone to stalk people

10.

When a woman said, NOTHING – what she really meant was…

Circle your answer – or you may write anything you like here….

1. What is wrong with you man?! Can’t you see?! How insensitive? Buy me a bloody diamond ring NOW!

2. She really meant nothing

3. She is having PMS