RIDING THE RURAL ROUTE

Over the hills and around the trail;
Bumping along with the U S mail
The life of a mail carrier I thought was a breeze;
I knew nothing about when it was 15 degrees.
I knew nothing about the mud and the snow;
But I well remember the day it was 15 below.
I knew nothing about the rain and the storms;
or what to do when a mail bundle swarms.
All of this I thought I knew;
But believe you me I didn't have a clue.
Once I get there, there's no time to waste;
A lot of mail here to be cased.
To make me feel better everyone tried;
But I felt nervous, It's a blizzard outside.
I get the mail cased and all tied out;
Now I am ready to go on the route.
I loaded my jeep and got on my way;
I whispered"let it be a good day.
I climb over packages and reach in the back;
To get a catalog out of the mail sack.
For the right one I began to search;
When my old jeep gave a terrible lurch.
There on the road with the mail by my side;
I put my head on the wheel and sat there and cried.
This was just the beginning I can tell you for sure;
Of the day that's ahead for me to endure.
The roads are very slick but the customers will wait;
They know it's the weather and I'm running late.
Except for the lady at her box without warning;
Said"I'll speak to the Postmaster"bout you first thing in the morning.
The look on her face as she gave me a glare;
Made me think I'd rather be selling Tupperware.
I hurried to the next box only to find;
A letter to stamp and one thin dime.
Don't they know postage is more than that?
And just about then my tire went flat.
On the road again my spirits sag;
I step on the brake to put down a flag
My fingers are frozen as the smile on my face;
I dig out the pennies and put the stamp in place
My body is weary, my toes feel brickle;
For this job this minute I wouldn't give a nickel.
But in the next box just for my sake;
The flag was up and a big piece of cake.
And tucked inside I read a note;
Have a good day as that mail you tote.
The day's almost over the Post Office in sight;
My headlights are on for it's almost night.
There are many obstacles and sometimes a barrier
In the day of a rural letter carrier.

Unknown rural mail carrier
(If anyone knows who wrote this, let me know and I will credit them here)


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