Goldie locks=GL
Sleeping Beauty= SB
Little Red Ridding Hood= RR
Snow White= SW
C- Claira
Alice in Wonderland= AW
CD- Cinderella
S- Shrink
D-Dorothy
 
 
GL- I was always like this, if things are not just right I go crazy.
 
Shrink- alright lets start with what do you mean by crazy
 
GL- if things aren’t just right I can’t eat I can’t sleep I’m so tired.
 
SB- I know exactly what you mean Goldie sometime I think I can close my eyes and sleep for 100 years
 
GL- That’s why we call you sleeping beauty
 
SN- you don’t know tired till you have cooked and cleaned for 24/7 7
 
Shrink- 24/7 7?
 
SN- 24 hours a day 7 days a week and grumpy dopy, sleepy, dock, stinky, poppy, and hash mark
 
SB- That sounds just like my Ballion he is like all 7 dorfs rolled into 1 big package.
 
SB- (laughs) I love him though he’s very high matinance
 
GL- you’re a care taker snow isn’t that what you are working on here? It’s nice that you spend time with the little people but you got to look out for number 1 now can we get back to me?
 
SW- Yes, well someday my prince will come and this will just be another reprised memory.
 
CD- remembers a prince is not a magic bullet.
 
SB- Cinderella’s right they kiss you than they marry you than there off for months sometimes years at a time “slaying dragons”
 
CD- Yea, while you are stuck with the in-laws riding you about when you are going to present them with a male air?
 
SB- Than they come back, present you with the dragons to than expect you to drop to your knees and give them a “snow job” (everyone looks up)
 
SB- Huh!
 
SW- well sees
 
AW- OHH! Pretty color (looking at SW nails)
 
 
SW- Posen Apple Red my step-mother gave is to me
 
D- Can we for once not talk about the princes I mean has anyone seen Repunzel I’m worried about her this is the 3rd week she hasn’t shown
 
GL- maybe she got a hair cut? (Sarcastically)
 
RR- ok, maybe she got eaten alive by wolfs
 
D- That’s your issue Red isn’t it?
 
RR- if you ever get eaten alive it will send you’re but right back to that poppy field.
 
D- Yes, until you have been grabbed by a flying monkey you haven’t known fear.
 
C- I might like getting grabbed by a flying monkey.
 
SB- (laughs)
 
SW- both of you were warned not to talk to strangers.
 
RR- people who live in glass houses
 
D- Or glass coffins
 
(Both laughs)
 
SW- shut up!
 
S- Ladies, please let’s be constructive here
 
RR&D-(slap hands)
 
S- This is uuu... A sports group
 
(Sleeping beauty falls asleep, Goldie locks sitting next to her scoots away)
 
S- Clair you seem very quiet because you are new hear?
 
C- Uuuuhhhhh I I don’t Belong (wiggling fingers) belongs here. I’m not like all of you I am your just your average divorced single mom
 
CD- not like us did you hear that ladies
 
(Goldie locks pushes sleeping beauties head up off her lap)
 
SB- who’s not like us? All women are like us
 
C- You have been threw some things that are so… Grim
 
AW- were not all grim (giving evil eye)
 
D- Haven’t you ever felt like you weren’t in Kansas any more? (Twirling hair)
 
C- Well I am from jersey but yea
 
SW- well haven’t you ever been undermined by a crazy bitch with a capital W.?  
 
C- My ex-mother in-law uhh huh oh and I had a neighbor who tried to poison my dog.
 
(Dorothy puts hand up)
 
CD- haven’t you ever had to believe in yourself when no one else did?
 
C- Yes yes I have
 
SB- and you survived, you’re a warrior just like us
 
AW- if you don’t mind me asking what dose it that brings you here?
 
SW- child abuse?
 
SB- Narcaloses
 
D- Drug addiction
 
RR- red forest syndrome
 
GL- Obsessive Compulsive disorder
 
C- my ex spent or estate on ex rated movies our kid has ADHD and I have PMS life’s a lot more like the alphabet song than a fairytale I want wanted a I believe in happily ever after. I had these visions walking down the aisle in my beautiful wedding gown and we would fulfill our vows   we would have beautiful children and we would love each other till the end of time
 
CD- Oh don’t we all in the deep dark dungeons guarded by trolls don’t we all?
 
SB- what are you going to do lay under the covers for 150 end of story that’s it
 
C- No!
 
SW- that right no were survivors
 
D- You can’t go home again because you are not the same girl you were when you left
 
AW- a wise caterpillar once told me “things aren’t always as they appear”
 
GL- girl seriously you’ve got to lay off the Hookah
 
SB- you to Claire you can do the stuff of legends I believe all women are heroes in there own special stories
 
C- You think so
 
SB- yea





CL




 
C- You guys are so great
 
(Everyone laughs)
 
 S- Ok ladies I think this has been very productive but I’m afraid it is time to stop ladies (sparkles away)
 
AW- I hate it when he dose that
 
D- People come and go so quickly from everywhere
 
(Clock strikes)
 
CD- oh freak what time is it I’ve got to go
 
C- Oh wait your shoe
 
SB- yawning I’ve got to get coffee
 
AW- collecting books same time next week
 
D- Wonderful meeting
 
GL- (eating muffin) too sweet, I think it is to hot and don’t you think docs couch is way too soft?

Chart of where each person is sitting