Shlog

Table of contents

1. Meaning

2. Behind the shlog

2.5  Disclaimer

3. Penerjemahan ke dalam Bahasa melayu





Shlog


Shlog

1. Shitty-blog.



Shlog

2. Jewish for blog.

 Mama has't seen yhour shlog yet khassem? She whould bhey Fhhurious!  




Shlog

3.The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.

James wanted to pull a prank on garry, so he thought about shlogging him.

James was going to shlog garret.



Shlog

4.Phlegm, or nasty bile that sits in the back of your throat. Nasty vile stuff.

"whats wrong?"

"i got some shlog in my throat."

"aweeeesomeee! *Fist bump*."



Shlog

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5. The activity of jogging, but in shit.


Shlogshlogshlogshlog owwh man this is aweesome maan!




Shloggers





James

Like Bond. Only retired. Posses crazy amount of strength and determination. Some say he was born with with the gift of the Ali.

The gift of the Ali originates from the Root, Tongkat ali. Only a hundred times better. Like if superman married James bond, and they had a son.

This is the son.





Your mother

No kidding. I am actually your mother, now go and make me a Sandwich ! With FRIES!

If you don't yoOur Mommma gonna come whooop yoour asss !!!!

Boyyyy are you deaf?





Ptr.Y (a.k.a the cunt)

Formerly a victim of child abuse. After 3 months of rehabilitation in "the service". Now a cocky, arrogant SOB.

Has a face that calls for a beating. So Keep a baseball bat in your boot.

So if you see him, take it out, aim. Swing it across his face. Take a few more swings.

and a one more. Followed by several more.

Now look at your handy work. He might then say

ahhh haahhhahhhaahh *gurggles blood* is that all you got?

Now continue. Until you hear the gentle wails of the ambulance.



Disclaimer :


Writers of this blog shall not be held responsible for the bad usage of grammar. The lar/lahs etc etc, "i" instead of "I", "Its" when it should be "It's", "niamah" when it should be "your mother" as the spell check can only correct that much anyway. We have insufficient education, so we aren't really to blamed. So beware! Also anything nasty said is meant with good faith and a twinkle in the eye, and for anything contradictory? Well... even your parents do that, so give us a break. Kthanxbai.



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