“ive fucked bitches that i hated and repulsed me.  your not an adult until you have rage fucked a bitch you didnt find remotely attractive.thats the official ending of childhood.  being disgusted with yourself is just emotional growth. ”  - STLSerielKiller, SFU

“And on a side note, I don’t really find any celebrities attractive, because they all try to look that way. I’d rather fuck someone who doesn’t need to paint their face on every morning and always wear the “right” clothes to be found attractive.”  - Penguin, SFU

“Darling, you give love a bad name.” - Carley, SFU

“Christians say that those laws are old testament laws, and Christ did away with them.  But the verses stating homosexuality is a sin, is also an old testament law.   Hypocrisy at its finest. ”  - The BDN, SFU

”Your tits used to be nice.”  - thewigglez, SFU 

“ last year when saw 4 came out my ex and i went after she got outta class. little did she know i had gone to the showing before and then also went to the one with her. when it comes to saw i dont fuck around and “wait”.”  - MAC, SFU

“ you should beat off as much as possible whenever and wherever possible”  -  ASP, SFU

“Shhh. You had us at “huge zombie raids.” - Christopher Grant , Joystiq.com

“ There was one kid in my class who was caught touching himself in the boy’s bathroom in like 5th grade or something. He was known as “Spanky” for the rest of grade school, middle school, and high school. His family didn’t have money to switch schools or anything, so he had to stay and deal with it.  It doesn’t matter if they have video of it or not. Just like with rape, all you need to do is be accused and your entire life is in the toilet for all eternity.”  - PeachFuzz, SFU

“if i had a hot sister i’d probably fuck her.”  - Mulch?!?, SFU

“When I was in 6th grade I dated the school bicycle.”  FatSteve, SFU

”False advertising actually. Thats an old pic.  I apologize for nothing.”  - jaeoo, SFU

“If our society got as pissed about the word “remake” as we do “nigger,” everything would fix itself.” - Wombstretcha the Magnificent

”You don’t ever give roofies to someone who knows your real name/where you live.  C’mon now…”  - SFU in general

“ I’m less inclined to blow sunshine up your ass these days.” - Ernesto T. Gonzales

“Why the fuck is it that the only girls who swallow are on the internet.”  - Sal Undy, SFU

“Saw some bums and we were all “CHAANGE CHAAAAANGE.  Then we were all doing the “Brains, Brains” thing, walked by the gay nightclub, and everyone was like “GAYYY BRAINS!”  -  Zombie Walk

“You asked me to love you when I Did.”  - Corey Taylor, of Slipknot, “Dead Memories” off All Hope is Gone

“Look for the pale kids hunched over laptops and you will find free wifi.”  - Ceallach 

”you don’t like Dr. Pepper?  someone get a rope.”  - Solar, SFU

November

 “ Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends didn’t even want to talk to hiim”

 “ One day friendship and love met. And love asked, “Why do you exist when im already here?” Friendship replied, “I’m here to bring smiles when you bring tears. ”

“ You can say it’s just words… but words are powerful. They eat at you. Constantly. And eventually, there’s nothing left for the words to eat at.. ”

“ You said I always sang too loud to sing you a fucking love song.
Well, I save my soft voice for the things I really mean.
You always said I had a hard time saying what’s on my mind.
Well, here it goes: I hate you for what you’ve done to me. ”

 ”Q:Can you really masturbate to a still photo of her ass?
A:I can jerk off thinking about a picture of her ass.”  - SFU

“on a semi related note. I’ve paid for seven orders of a large chili cheese fries, five large drinks and a corn dog with one nickel bag of weed. probably wasn’t even good weed.”  - etg

“It may be all good and fun for you, but it hurts me to see it. I just wanted you to know that… it really hurts.”  - PrincessLeah7x (of tumblr.com) 

“Play with me some more,  until I become old news.” - Hotfuzz, Livejournal

“Oh come on, some of the people here have fucked worse than Hughs cast offs.” - Jaeo, SFU 

“I may not always come when you call, but i’m always on time.”  - Excerpt from the Devil, DMX “the convo” 

“Oh yes, fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House, write letters in dead languages to people you’ve never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!” - The Joker, Arkham Asylum

“ i just dont understand how people will go get a card, run up all kinds of debt for shit they dont need then waah about the credit card company fucking them. if you cant handle the responsibility of not buying every shiny object you happen to see, i dont want you involved in my failing economy.” -lunchbox6 , SFU

“No…there are some movies that should never be redone. Either because the original is solid or they flat out suck. - Dangish, SfU

“Do people really not know? I mean, are they in their own world or just really really naive?   The internet is a cruel and evil place, pictures are here forever, and no one is afraid of being an asshole. ” - Jaeo, SFU

“if you stick to sneaking IN the back then you know the baby aint yours, cause girls dont get pregnant from butt sex… as far as i know” - rydamusprime, sfu 

“Nobody can hurt me without my permission.” - Gandhi 

“A guy and a girl can be just friends but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.”  - Dave Matthews

“Love doesn’t walk away. People do.”

“Sometimes I wish you would pay more attention to my favourite songs because the lyrics they sing are the words I am too scared to say.”  - princessleah7x (tumblr.com)

“There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft… When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife’s right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone’s right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.” - Baba (The Kite Runner, 2007) 

“Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry.  So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”  -Lemony Snicket

”I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time — he’s now 18 — he said, ‘Dad, I think you’re probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?’ and I said, ‘Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,’ and he said, ‘Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly.’”  - Dennis Hopper, on Conan 

“Kool Aid, Watermelon, Fried Chicken, Malt Liquor, and gold teeth are now tax exempt.”  - random text message

“fuck man, now theyre gonna turn the bald eagle into fried chicken” - ….

“ I’m voting after my husband gets off work.  So he can make sure I vote how i’m supposed to. Cant have me going willy nilly and voting for someone bad.”  - Jaeo, SFU 

“I’ve beat off to her so much recently I feel like we’re dating. I love hot chicks who look like they aren’t from this country but speak perfect english.” - Menthol, SFU 

“…yesterday was a million years ago, all the past lives have gone awry, now that i’ve found you it’s almost too late…” - unknown 

"I like House because I would enjoy fucking "thirteen" in the ass" - Captain Ron, SFU

December

”I might have felt up a tranny’s boobs once in Mexico, but in my defense I didn’t know it was a tranny so I guess that makes it ok. I’m not losing any sleep over it.” - solar, sfu

“alot of ppl grow shitty beards, just watch survivor” 

“ someone just ordered extra pepperoni. i only gave them one extra pepperoni. jokes on them!” -jaeo, SFU

“This day is going to suck. I can feel it in my ovaries.” - jaeo

“I bet people working on wallstreet dont get to walk around the office throwing condoms. Fast food does have its upside” - jaeo

"That was pretty bad ass.  I support anything with Zombies, Communist, Space, and Giant Robots."  - Lloyd, SFU

"Life's hard.  But t's a lot harder if you're stupid."  - Robert Mitchum, The Friends of Eddie Coyle

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."  - Benjamin Franklin

"And then I felt sad, because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one.