Piggy

An adaptation of The Wizard of Oz

By

Allen Puentes

“Eerrr!” Uncle Bob was making a rabbit cage for Sitch. Lilo was sitting down beside Aunt Heather. It was 99 degrees Fahrenheit, and everybody was sweating, even Sitch.

Their house is in Hawaii. Lilo is seven years old and she is Hawaiian. Sitch is a little bunny who is so sweet. “A cyclone with its powerful winds is heading toward us.” yelled Uncle Bob.

“Lilo come to the cyclone cellar now!” screamed Aunt Heather.

“I’m coming Aunt Heather, but first I need to get Sitch.” Cried Lilo. Sitch, Sitch! Get your butt over here.” shouted Lilo. Right when Lilo got him in the kitchen, the house floated away. They were spinning around like if they were the cyclone. Everything stopped moving, and suddenly a loud KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Then, they both got out of the house and saw a colorful and beautiful place. Lilo saw an angel that was Mexican, and she cam from Mexico. She saw the angel in front of her saying, “You killed the Devil of the East.”

“I’m sorry for killing her.” Lilo saw some little hammer head men. They were about 1 yard tall. They were named hammer heads because they had a hammer for a head. Their heads were as wide as a hippo. They were so colorful. They were bowing at her for her favor.

“Where am I?” said Lilo.

“Well, you’re on Planet X my dear.” said the Angel of the North.

“Planet X is in a galaxy called Ducky Dive Del. It has fifteen planets.” said an old man. He looked like he was 150 years old.

Lilo said, “I want to go home with my Aunt and Uncle.”

“Where do you live?” asked the Angel of the North.

“In Hawaii, duh.” said Lilo. I forgot to mention that Lilo might be very grumpy sometimes.

“Well, there is a powerful pig that can send you to Hawaii. First, you need to wear these golden slippers. Then, you need to follow the red brick road. Last, you’ll be at The Land of Money. I need to give you a kiss on your forehead.” said the Angel.

“Do you have to?” said Lilo.

“Yes.” said the Angel.

“Okay.” said Lilo in an angry voice. “I will start tomorrow.” said Lilo. Lilo started at 5:00AM. She went walking down the red brick road. Suddenly, she saw three people made of paper. They were hanging like a piñata from a tree. “Why is you staring at us. Get us down you little squirt.” said the adult made of paper.

“You should respect me. I am the one who killed the Devil of the East.” said Lilo.

“I’m sorry, you little squirt.” he said.

“What’s your name?” asked Lilo.

“My name is Billy the Paperman.” said Billy the Paperman.

“I’m Papercut.” said Papercut.

“I’m Paper shy.” said Paper shy in a shyly voice.

“Well, I’m Lilo.” said Lilo.

Billy the paperman is tall and brave. He doesn’t have hair on his head. Papecut is a tall girl. She is a teenager and has hair on her head. Paper Shy is a very shy girl that has hair on her head. Paper Shy is a six year old girl. “Ya, look kind of dumb. Do ya need a brain?” said Lilo.

“Of course we do!” said the three of them.

“Would you like to go to the wonderful Piggy? He is going to take me back home to Hawaii.” said Lilo. “You think he could give us brains?” they said.

“Yes!” said Lilo. Lilo got them off and headed to The Land of Money.

Suddenly, they saw the Evil Kit Kats heading toward them. Evil Kit Kats are evil chocolate. They were made of chocolate, and they are small and brown. “What do we do?” screamed Lilo.

“Let me guess…. Eat them?” said Paper Shy.
“Duh!” said Lilo.

“Let’s attack!” they said.

Right when they finished, they saw Killing Kissables and Evil Indians. All of them got a stick beside the red brick road. They attacked the evil villains and destroyed them.

They saw a shiny robot. They all asked, “What is your name?”

“Well, my name is Mega man. What is your name?” asked Mega man.

“My name is Lilo.” said Lilo.

“My name is Paper Shy.” said Paper Shy.

“My name is Papercut.” said Papercut.

“My name is Billy the paperman.” said Billy the paperman.

“I would love to say something nice about ya, but I don’t have a heart.” said Mega Man.

“That’s okay. Don’t worry. Who cares.” said Lilo.

“Mega Man, want to go to the wonderful Piggy?”said Paper Cut.

“Sure.” said Mega Man. They all start walking down the red brick road.

They made it to a fifty yard long bridge. At the bottom was a shark filled river. The sharks could jump up to 40 yards, which was bad for Lilo and her friends.

“It’s my turn. Sitch attack with frat power.” said Lilo.

“Shr.” said Sitch. They started walking safely through the bridge they heard a cheetah crying.

“Whi, whi, whi.” cried the cheetah. “I am the cowardly cheetah.” said the Cowardly Cheetah.

“Hi, I’m Lilo and these are my friends Paper Shy, Papercut, Billy the paperman, and Mega Man.” said Lilo.

“You look kind of scared.” said Paper cut.

“I need courage.” whispered the Cowardly cheetah.

“I think the wonderful Piggy will help you.” said Papercut.

“That’s a great idea.” said Lilo.

They started walking down the red brick road. The Devil of the west sent evil midgets and warriors to destroy them, but Mega Man cut them in half.

They started walking again. Suddenly, they saw the Land of Money. It was made of bricks, and it was covered with money. They started running furiously to it. They saw a mouse soldier. “We would love to see Piggy.” said Lilo.

“No!” said the Mouse Soldier.

“Look, I have the golden slippers.” said Lilo.

“Okay!” said the Solider. Before they went in, the soldier went to ask Piggy, if they could come in.

“Oink, Yes.” said Piggy.

“Okay.” said the mouse soldier. Piggy was pink, had a big nose, and a twisted tail. They went in a gigantic room, and it was 500 yards tall.

“Who are you, and why do you fear me?” he said in a deep voice.

“Sitch and I need to get home, and the paper family needs a brain, and the cheetah needs courage.” said Lilo.

“Ha, ha, ha.” laughed Piggy. “Take this!” said Piggy.

“No!” they all said.

They all died from his lasers.

Lilo didn’t get home, the paper family didn’t get a brain, and the cowardly cheetah didn’t get courage.

“Thank the Lord it was only a dream.” Said Lilo.

Lesson: Never get close to a pig!